Blake Austin

I think I do, but I'll let you go.

Bug eyes, horse teeth.

Just heard on the second best footy preview show that T-Train is heading to Perth and going to turn the town upside down.

Does this mean he will finally at least have one beer?

Or is he going to be like that fresh 18 kid that keeps all the bottle caps in his pocket to show proof that he's actually had a beer?

No, no.

Yes.

Important to keep your hands to yourself in a school environment.

But, yeah, changing lives one young athlete at a time.

Can you imagine having Blake Austin as a teacher at school?

I'm a coach, not a teacher.

Yeah, I think there's something along those lines.

I actually had a lesson last week.

I had to apologise to one of my halves last week in my Schoolgirl Cup team because I said today I was a coach that I would have hated as a player.

So I absolutely apologise for my...

For my outburst, I guess you would say.

They're out there.

They're out there.

Just head out to Junior 40, the under 10s.

There's plenty of them out there, man.