Blake Griffin

I think so, yeah. And then Dwight was a great player. Dwight was unbelievable. The first time I really got my bell rung hard, Dwight Howard went up and goaltended one of my shots and came down, and he used to, like, when he would, like, jump and come down, I don't know if he was doing it on purpose, but he would just let his elbows just fly.

And I took a Dwight Howard elbow, like, to the temple, and I remember, like, just kind of, like, going back. It was the first time I saw, like, actual stars. Oh, yeah. And I was kind of like... I was just completely taken aback. He was so strong. It made you feel like a little kid. Where you're just a little bit helpless. He could pick you up and my feet would just be dangling.

And I took a Dwight Howard elbow, like, to the temple, and I remember, like, just kind of, like, going back. It was the first time I saw, like, actual stars. Oh, yeah. And I was kind of like... I was just completely taken aback. He was so strong. It made you feel like a little kid. Where you're just a little bit helpless. He could pick you up and my feet would just be dangling.

And I took a Dwight Howard elbow, like, to the temple, and I remember, like, just kind of, like, going back. It was the first time I saw, like, actual stars. Oh, yeah. And I was kind of like... I was just completely taken aback. He was so strong. It made you feel like a little kid. Where you're just a little bit helpless. He could pick you up and my feet would just be dangling.

He was like, no, put me down. It was nuts playing against him in his prime.

He was like, no, put me down. It was nuts playing against him in his prime.

He was like, no, put me down. It was nuts playing against him in his prime.

I mean, that was... Oh, man. Wheelchair basketball has more action than this.

I mean, that was... Oh, man. Wheelchair basketball has more action than this.

I mean, that was... Oh, man. Wheelchair basketball has more action than this.

Trying to think, okay, what can I say? Come on, PR. Come on.

Trying to think, okay, what can I say? Come on, PR. Come on.

Trying to think, okay, what can I say? Come on, PR. Come on.

Come on. You don't have to name names.

Come on. You don't have to name names.

Come on. You don't have to name names.

Britney Spears. God, I'm trying to think. So me, Britney Griner. Crazy night at Moscow. We're on our way to Russia. Things took a turn after that. It was actually my hashish oil. Just tucked it away in her bag. Took the fall.

Britney Spears. God, I'm trying to think. So me, Britney Griner. Crazy night at Moscow. We're on our way to Russia. Things took a turn after that. It was actually my hashish oil. Just tucked it away in her bag. Took the fall.

Britney Spears. God, I'm trying to think. So me, Britney Griner. Crazy night at Moscow. We're on our way to Russia. Things took a turn after that. It was actually my hashish oil. Just tucked it away in her bag. Took the fall.

What a time. I know, that was dark. Then we traded her for an arms dealer. The merchant of death. That's it. Quite possibly one of the coolest nicknames of all time. I know. If it wasn't for him.