Bob Gymlan (Brian Gagneau)

I even freaked out just like it was giant.

Right.

And then they exaggerate over time.

Like it was probably 20 or 30 feet maybe.

But like twice as big, bigger, more than twice as big as the biggest ever is pretty nuts.

When I was working on the video, I don't know why this occurred to me, but he was born roughly the same time as Adolf Hitler.

He's a man-eating croc?

Yeah, he's killed a lot of people.

Yeah, I was really surprised to learn how much smaller, even when the length is similar, how much less heavy alligators are.

No, I'm saying.

So, like, a crocodile like that would, if he couldn't drag you to water.

Isn't that nuts that, like, their actual method is drowning?

Right.

Right, because their teeth are just meant for holding.

Their teeth aren't meant for chomping or anything.

Have you seen the one where the crocodile just rolls and rips its friend's leg off for no reason?

Man, you are, I don't know, I guess to keep their secrets.

What secrets?

I would imagine that the truth is worse.

Well, yes, but because what they know is really, really bad.