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Bob Parsons

๐Ÿ‘ค Speaker
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The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, the thing I had in my favor was I knew about Sister Brenda. She was a very lazy nun. I had some inside information. She would never, during a few times when I would go home one time with everybody else, she would break off and go right into the nunnery. She never walked the class all the way down. And so she did the same thing with this.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, the thing I had in my favor was I knew about Sister Brenda. She was a very lazy nun. I had some inside information. She would never, during a few times when I would go home one time with everybody else, she would break off and go right into the nunnery. She never walked the class all the way down. And so she did the same thing with this.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

Well, the thing I had in my favor was I knew about Sister Brenda. She was a very lazy nun. I had some inside information. She would never, during a few times when I would go home one time with everybody else, she would break off and go right into the nunnery. She never walked the class all the way down. And so she did the same thing with this.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

She took and let the class go, and not arrange the class turn right, and she's going to walk now by herself. And she went back to crucify the unholy threesome. Right? So I just stood and, you know, and I was, you know, halfway wondering, worried that the class was going to see me and the people were going to go, what are you doing? So forth. They didn't even notice me.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

She took and let the class go, and not arrange the class turn right, and she's going to walk now by herself. And she went back to crucify the unholy threesome. Right? So I just stood and, you know, and I was, you know, halfway wondering, worried that the class was going to see me and the people were going to go, what are you doing? So forth. They didn't even notice me.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

She took and let the class go, and not arrange the class turn right, and she's going to walk now by herself. And she went back to crucify the unholy threesome. Right? So I just stood and, you know, and I was, you know, halfway wondering, worried that the class was going to see me and the people were going to go, what are you doing? So forth. They didn't even notice me.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I mean, I could have been one of the Bushes. So they were too worried about themselves and the report cards. So they started away, kept walking. I followed them and I go down the block with them and across the street. where my father is. My father's already there with my brother looking at his report card. And my father says to me, Robert, where's your report card?

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I mean, I could have been one of the Bushes. So they were too worried about themselves and the report cards. So they started away, kept walking. I followed them and I go down the block with them and across the street. where my father is. My father's already there with my brother looking at his report card. And my father says to me, Robert, where's your report card?

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I mean, I could have been one of the Bushes. So they were too worried about themselves and the report cards. So they started away, kept walking. I followed them and I go down the block with them and across the street. where my father is. My father's already there with my brother looking at his report card. And my father says to me, Robert, where's your report card?

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And I said, dad, sister didn't give me one. He says, you didn't give me one? He looks at me like a dog that heard strange noise, you know? And I says, I said, no dad, this year, if you passed, you didn't get a report card. That's when the lie came out. I says, no, no. Keep in mind, he's holding my brother's report card. And he goes, he's smoking Tarrington's right then.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And I said, dad, sister didn't give me one. He says, you didn't give me one? He looks at me like a dog that heard strange noise, you know? And I says, I said, no dad, this year, if you passed, you didn't get a report card. That's when the lie came out. I says, no, no. Keep in mind, he's holding my brother's report card. And he goes, he's smoking Tarrington's right then.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And I said, dad, sister didn't give me one. He says, you didn't give me one? He looks at me like a dog that heard strange noise, you know? And I says, I said, no dad, this year, if you passed, you didn't get a report card. That's when the lie came out. I says, no, no. Keep in mind, he's holding my brother's report card. And he goes, he's smoking Tarrington's right then.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He takes a puff and he says, I get in the car. And he says, not a problem. So he takes us to the Sporting Goods store. I know I'm in the Sporting Goods store. I'm on death row. So he says... My brother's got a bunch of stuff. My father's going to put most of that back. Just pick one thing you want. And then he says to me, Robert, don't you want anything? I said, Dad, I got plenty.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He takes a puff and he says, I get in the car. And he says, not a problem. So he takes us to the Sporting Goods store. I know I'm in the Sporting Goods store. I'm on death row. So he says... My brother's got a bunch of stuff. My father's going to put most of that back. Just pick one thing you want. And then he says to me, Robert, don't you want anything? I said, Dad, I got plenty.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

He takes a puff and he says, I get in the car. And he says, not a problem. So he takes us to the Sporting Goods store. I know I'm in the Sporting Goods store. I'm on death row. So he says... My brother's got a bunch of stuff. My father's going to put most of that back. Just pick one thing you want. And then he says to me, Robert, don't you want anything? I said, Dad, I got plenty.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I had nothing else. So he says, I'll get something. So I got this first baseman's mitt, you know, for a young kid. And so we go home. The same thing happens with my mother. My brother comes in, gives him his report card. Here's a report card. And then he gives me the report. You know, she says, where's your report card? Same thing, you know, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I had nothing else. So he says, I'll get something. So I got this first baseman's mitt, you know, for a young kid. And so we go home. The same thing happens with my mother. My brother comes in, gives him his report card. Here's a report card. And then he gives me the report. You know, she says, where's your report card? Same thing, you know, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

I had nothing else. So he says, I'll get something. So I got this first baseman's mitt, you know, for a young kid. And so we go home. The same thing happens with my mother. My brother comes in, gives him his report card. Here's a report card. And then he gives me the report. You know, she says, where's your report card? Same thing, you know, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And she says, I never heard of such a thing that, you know, if you pass, you didn't get a report card. And I said, I pulled it out. I said, my call sister. And she said, I'm calling that sister. I said, well, if you think you should feel better, call her. So I went and sat on a sofa, and I waited for the school to call. But the school never called. No kidding. They never called.

The Shawn Ryan Show
#197 Bob Parsons - Vietnam War Veteran / Founder of GoDaddy & PXG

And she says, I never heard of such a thing that, you know, if you pass, you didn't get a report card. And I said, I pulled it out. I said, my call sister. And she said, I'm calling that sister. I said, well, if you think you should feel better, call her. So I went and sat on a sofa, and I waited for the school to call. But the school never called. No kidding. They never called.