Bob Pompiani

What's up, boys?

How you doing?

So I got to say, it's funny, and I'm going to say this after you talk about your ego.

I don't think enough is being talked about about you two, in my opinion, turning around this franchise within the last 10 days.

Ever since you all played the Who Sucked More game, I mean, it's like a whole new franchise.

All right, hold up, hold up there, Scott.

Who Sucks More, Marcelo Zuna or Jared Triola?

Oh, geez, they both suck.

Now they're going to hit.

Yeah, I mean, are we going to lose again now that we played it again?

And you got to remember, too, Scott, we're hoisting the callous.

Ever since Callis shared the video of him getting lifted up at Donnie Football's wedding, they're 2-0.

They've scored 16 runs.

They've called up Connor Griffin and signed him to a contract.

So you all are going to the game, correct, the three of you?

I mean, if you two do not carry him into the game through the gates on your shoulders, we're going to lose.

Oh, my goodness.

Scott, are you going to the game?

Could use another set of hands, I think, bud.

I don't care that they hear that.