Bob the Drag Queen

We watch Judge. My mother had a crush on Judge Mathis. But we don't all have great taste. No kidding. His son is fine.

Do you ever watch Judge Mathis? Yes, I have watched Judge Mathis. He always thinks everyone's doing crack. And you can be there for a parking ticket. Yeah, but you did a little crack, didn't you? Yeah, I know it was a little bit of crack. And they'll be like, yeah, in college. Yeah, I knew you did crack. I can always smell a crack. Everyone's not doing crack, Judge Mathis. Jesus Christ.

Do you ever watch Judge Mathis? Yes, I have watched Judge Mathis. He always thinks everyone's doing crack. And you can be there for a parking ticket. Yeah, but you did a little crack, didn't you? Yeah, I know it was a little bit of crack. And they'll be like, yeah, in college. Yeah, I knew you did crack. I can always smell a crack. Everyone's not doing crack, Judge Mathis. Jesus Christ.

This is a divorce hearing.

This is a divorce hearing.

Do you see how obsessed I am with people? I'm like, are they laughing?

Do you see how obsessed I am with people? I'm like, are they laughing?

Judge Mathis would be pretty good up there.

Judge Mathis would be pretty good up there.

I'm kind of scared. I think Judge Judy might be a Republican.

I'm kind of scared. I think Judge Judy might be a Republican.

I think she might be a Republican.

I think she might be a Republican.

I'm also really glad that Joan Rivers is dead. I said this the other day. I'm so glad she's dead because we would have turned on her. She would have been problematic. I would have turned on her.

I'm also really glad that Joan Rivers is dead. I said this the other day. I'm so glad she's dead because we would have turned on her. She would have been problematic. I would have turned on her.

I'm glad that it ended when it ended because we would have had to turn on her and that would have been tough for me.

I'm glad that it ended when it ended because we would have had to turn on her and that would have been tough for me.

Melissa again my impression is Mario Cantel and impersonating Joan Rivers at the roast of Joan Rivers it's not even a good and his wasn't even good so mine is really bad the real Russian doll of an impersonation I do so many bad impersonations so many bad impersonations yeah I don't yeah I don't do impersonations I don't think mine are terrible how many have I done for you you've only ever done Joan Rivers for me okay here are a few of my impersonations and they're really bad I only do one good impersonation okay

Melissa again my impression is Mario Cantel and impersonating Joan Rivers at the roast of Joan Rivers it's not even a good and his wasn't even good so mine is really bad the real Russian doll of an impersonation I do so many bad impersonations so many bad impersonations yeah I don't yeah I don't do impersonations I don't think mine are terrible how many have I done for you you've only ever done Joan Rivers for me okay here are a few of my impersonations and they're really bad I only do one good impersonation okay

Okay.