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No, it sounds terrifying. I would not care for that. I mean, that's what happens when the cicadas come out, I think, is they're just out there...

No, it sounds terrifying. I would not care for that. I mean, that's what happens when the cicadas come out, I think, is they're just out there...

17 whatever it is there has been an emergence that started like two days ago it would be if it was the big one that whole wall would be covered and every tree would be covered but yeah i don't know when i keep hearing or i keep thinking each summer that's going to be like oh this is the big one no no i thought this was one of the years let me see it might be it might be this year yeah

17 whatever it is there has been an emergence that started like two days ago it would be if it was the big one that whole wall would be covered and every tree would be covered but yeah i don't know when i keep hearing or i keep thinking each summer that's going to be like oh this is the big one no no i thought this was one of the years let me see it might be it might be this year yeah

17 whatever it is there has been an emergence that started like two days ago it would be if it was the big one that whole wall would be covered and every tree would be covered but yeah i don't know when i keep hearing or i keep thinking each summer that's going to be like oh this is the big one no no i thought this was one of the years let me see it might be it might be this year yeah

Oh, good.

Oh, good.

Oh, good.

This apparently is, because I've noticed a bunch of shells. Hooray! Hooray! That's good to know. Well, you guys, oddly enough, we're segueing right into the topic, but not in the way that you would imagine. It's something you have been mentioning a lot. Sex? Screaming? Maybe. There will be screaming later, but brooding? Probably. A little bit of that. I got a call.

This apparently is, because I've noticed a bunch of shells. Hooray! Hooray! That's good to know. Well, you guys, oddly enough, we're segueing right into the topic, but not in the way that you would imagine. It's something you have been mentioning a lot. Sex? Screaming? Maybe. There will be screaming later, but brooding? Probably. A little bit of that. I got a call.

This apparently is, because I've noticed a bunch of shells. Hooray! Hooray! That's good to know. Well, you guys, oddly enough, we're segueing right into the topic, but not in the way that you would imagine. It's something you have been mentioning a lot. Sex? Screaming? Maybe. There will be screaming later, but brooding? Probably. A little bit of that. I got a call.

I got a call from the big man upstairs. Santa? Direct orders. We're downsizing. Ooh, we should fire Wade. No, not like that. We're downsizing America. Oh, thank God. I got a call. We got too many states. We need to knock it down. We need to start chucking out the states that don't matter. Now, you're not going to look up anything. This is vibes. We're knocking out states. We're getting down to 13.

I got a call from the big man upstairs. Santa? Direct orders. We're downsizing. Ooh, we should fire Wade. No, not like that. We're downsizing America. Oh, thank God. I got a call. We got too many states. We need to knock it down. We need to start chucking out the states that don't matter. Now, you're not going to look up anything. This is vibes. We're knocking out states. We're getting down to 13.

I got a call from the big man upstairs. Santa? Direct orders. We're downsizing. Ooh, we should fire Wade. No, not like that. We're downsizing America. Oh, thank God. I got a call. We got too many states. We need to knock it down. We need to start chucking out the states that don't matter. Now, you're not going to look up anything. This is vibes. We're knocking out states. We're getting down to 13.

That's what it started as. First flag at 13 was 13 colonies, became 13 states. That's the number that they want. It's not about me. It's not my want here. It's about what the orders are from on high. Got it. Okay. Some people think we need more states. Looking at you, Greenland, Canada. We gotta keep those two. We gotta keep those two states. We gotta keep those two.

That's what it started as. First flag at 13 was 13 colonies, became 13 states. That's the number that they want. It's not about me. It's not my want here. It's about what the orders are from on high. Got it. Okay. Some people think we need more states. Looking at you, Greenland, Canada. We gotta keep those two. We gotta keep those two states. We gotta keep those two.

That's what it started as. First flag at 13 was 13 colonies, became 13 states. That's the number that they want. It's not about me. It's not my want here. It's about what the orders are from on high. Got it. Okay. Some people think we need more states. Looking at you, Greenland, Canada. We gotta keep those two. We gotta keep those two states. We gotta keep those two.

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For everyone on Reddit, these are jokes. These are jokes mocking an insane situation.

For everyone on Reddit, these are jokes. These are jokes mocking an insane situation.