Bomani Jones

Yeah, feel free. Because if they give it up, there ain't no seats. Right. And I would like a seat. Okay. I'm taking the seat. Have you gotten emails yet for Social Security? Hasn't happened. It hasn't happened. Oh, it's the worst. It hasn't happened.

How about AARP? But the difference is you're old.

How about AARP? But the difference is you're old.

Like you're there. Yeah, you're more than old.

Like you're there. Yeah, you're more than old.

This is the last day.

This is the last day.

Yeah, but like I'm looking at you, though, and I'm like, did you shave at like 4 in the morning? I did. They came right back.

Yeah, but like I'm looking at you, though, and I'm like, did you shave at like 4 in the morning? I did. They came right back.

Yeah, you're like you're on the Homer Simpson where like you do the shave and the next thing you know it's just whoop. Right back. Billy, do I look younger? No. Really? No, you look more like you tried today. Yeah. Which is interesting because...

Yeah, you're like you're on the Homer Simpson where like you do the shave and the next thing you know it's just whoop. Right back. Billy, do I look younger? No. Really? No, you look more like you tried today. Yeah. Which is interesting because...

I was about to say, that's some super con man s*** right there. Just clothes with a flourish. Right? That's my move in Ubers every time.

I was about to say, that's some super con man s*** right there. Just clothes with a flourish. Right? That's my move in Ubers every time.

So, you know, like the last three minutes of the trip, I'm like, now's the time to start a conversation.

So, you know, like the last three minutes of the trip, I'm like, now's the time to start a conversation.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You just made me realize that maybe I've become a bit more of a bourgeois character than I wish to admit. Because I definitely hit that don't talk to me button in the Uber. I have become New York.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what? You just made me realize that maybe I've become a bit more of a bourgeois character than I wish to admit. Because I definitely hit that don't talk to me button in the Uber. I have become New York.

Oh.

Oh.

I was in North Carolina. People were talking to me in the hotel on the street. And I was like, why are these people? That's right. Yeah. In most places, civilized people talk to each other. They're nice about it.