Brandon Herrera
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I can't wait till your kids cut my grass. Yeah, dude.
I had that in San Fran where I was doing the speaking engagement for Young Americans for Liberty. And I was at the bar waiting for my flight. And I look over and the guy next to me, literally from me to you, the guy next to me is watching your video. And I'm just like, I'm not going to say anything. Just drink and move on. There was one. I always love that.
You know, you're making fun of somebody or you're one of our friends, like for being famous or whatever. But the fucking earlier at the brunch place, we're like, oh, God, we had a couple of drinks and like we're just like, all right, we got to bail out because we got to go work. And the waitress just like, oh, work like now you're going to go work. What do you guys do? Connor?
Are you talking about Connor? Yeah. Connor says... Like, what do you do for work? He's like, ah, bludgeon puppies to death with a hammer.
You don't have them yet. You can't say that.
well that's just what that's like 10 years old now right is me to play league of legends and listen to war documentaries like adults i wish i could but i've had the man who sold the world by david bowie stuck in my head for the last seven days i don't know what to do such a good song it is a great song i was listening to it on the way here
It's fucking wild. Oh, there's... They experimented with a bunch of it, right? For like rapid extraction?
Yep. That had to kill a few people.
John's like weaving. He's like quite dark. Oh, that's interesting. Okay, that's why you brought it up when we were talking about Asian guy.
We were at Topgolf the other day. Fucking John and Connor were getting into it, just like shit-talking each other. He's like, am I going to have to fucking fight a 16-year-old? And I'm like, I would recommend striking because I'm not confident about your odds if he hits you on the ground.
The drop screwdriver.
But my boy Wes was telling me that they've got a bunch of gun bills that they're voting on in Texas in a couple days. And one of them is basically bans state-sponsored gun buybacks. Good. Because they don't fucking do anything. Although it's going to hurt my content.
this big because i always got those uh one of those states that has like the gay hunting law yeah so it's got iowa's so flat you have to hunt with straight wall cartridge so like you can't hunt with any high-powered rifles yeah so it used to be shotgun only forever i love the idea like you can't hunt with a high power rifle so instead i'm using a 45 70 government
It's a bison killer.
You want to know why you've never seen a buffalo in the wild? 4570 government.
It was a super restrictive gun bills. I know we were fighting it for a while. Oh, that's also, it's like California's legislation. I think it's worse. Dang. Yeah. In a couple of ways, it's kind of worse.
We can't wait to see how this works. It's almost like we've seen it before and that doesn't have any correlation to crime whatsoever. Oh, fucking wild. There was the video where it was basically a bunch of people that were testifying in front of the state legislature, like, please don't take my constitutional rights away from me. This is illegal. You shouldn't be doing this.
And it was the state legislator that was drawing on her iPad.
Like, fuck you.
Something, something. Never mind.
Yeah.
What was funny is his disguise. When he FaceTimed later, he's like, he's wearing, I love Phoenix to death. He's like one of my favorite people. Very genuine, wholesome guy. Wearing this gay little hat that is just like, oh, this is my disguise. And Moody was like, that was the reason I identified him. He had the nose. Yeah.
Uh, there's, I did read a statistic about that the other day. Basically. Well, it was something along the lines of like guns used in crimes that have been caught, uh, like recovered guns from crimes. Uh, there's a wild, like it's a high, wildly high percentage of those that are stolen.
Yeah. A lot of people steal guns specifically just for crime. Weird. Yeah. Crazy.
Well, that was like the term limit stuff. We were working on some of that stuff up there. But I am friends with a couple of the state reps who are just doing really base shit right now, which like any support I can give for that is awesome.
i just like being able to do stuff you know there's a lot of people that talk about doing stuff i like to at least be useful for something but yeah uh well i was going to be talking about some of the atf stuff that they're rolling back because cash is out now cash is no longer atf head uh it's the guy who is um military right dorsey secretary of the army he was also a uh i think he was a republican lawmaker from north carolina but he um
He's pretty decent. They also fired the deputy director of the ATF, who's a total shithead. He was the guy who was responsible for the arm brace stuff. And he also, like, he got, he had, like, medals and shit from his service at Waco. Like, had been in the ATF for 35 fucking years and was, like, just bragging about all the unconstitutional stuff they've been able to do.
The Groucho Marx shades.
So, yeah, no, that guy should have been fired, like, day one. That fuck, yeah. Should be in jail. You'd be in jail.
I don't really have a line of comms with him yet, but I am cautiously optimistic. Sounds like he's got a good track record.
The reason why, do you know why the wait time shot to zero, basically?
It's actually way more insidious than that. Okay. So it was kind of like, why did the trains in Germany run on time? kind of shit like that, what they were trying to do is they were expecting, and this is from what I've heard inside and out, they were expecting the arm brace thing to pass or to be confirmed by the courts and shit like that.
Basically, if you had an arm brace or whatever, you would have to have uh, registered that as an NFA item, like as an SBR. So they built a huge infrastructure system because they were expecting millions of people to be registering their arm brace pistols and shit like that because they were going to make it a felony.
And so it literally, they were.
Where they were literally going to turn millions of otherwise law-abiding Americans into felons overnight because of an arbitrary ruling. Yeah, that was the exact time. Dope. But they built the infrastructure because they were basically going to be pointing a gun at the average American gun owner and saying, register it or it's 10 years in prison and a $250,000 fine. Per, right? Per infraction.
That's the terrifying. It's per infraction. So, yeah, that's why NFA wait times accidentally went through the floor because that shit got disposed of. Good. So... The reason why it happened wasn't super cool, but I'm glad it did.
If there was somebody wearing that hat on the beach, that would be all I could look at. It's like one of those 1920s paperboy hats. Oh, like the uncircumcised hats? Like the Peaky Blinders.
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Because they won't say it openly, but then you call them on it. Like, you thought we were a bunch of dumb hicks, didn't you? And they're just like, like nervous laugh.
But, you know, we're just a bunch of dumb hicks. What do we know? Dumb hicks that like shooting machine guns and stuff.
If somebody was wearing that on the beach... At Hotel Del Coronado, that would be the only thing I was looking at.
He was a substitute teacher, the fucking airline pilot. He pretended to be a doctor, all sorts of shit. But have you heard the controversy about that since? There's actual controversy that apparently they're saying that half of his story was made up, which is hilarious.
That's what they said, but there's some controversy about it. They're like, some of the dates that you gave us for this, you were in jail. when that allegedly happened. It's hilarious that the story about one of the greatest, youngest con men ever is potentially a con. A con man. Surprise Pikachu. Conception.
And later on, I think he went to go, uh, like found like a, uh, anti-fraud firm or something like that. Like a security firm. that basically handled uh stuff like that just feel good on them pulling the ladder up on everybody else what a piece of shit and i made mine fuck y'all down there it's a great movie too is that turn that milk into butter was it catch me if you can yeah is it scorsese
Oh, I know what you're talking about. Super popular actress. I have not seen it.
Wednesday?
Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats. Means you got a trash mattress, Brandon. Why are we talking like Macho Man Randy Savage?
We all went to my house the other day and watched The Accountant, the original one, just to prep for it. That was a better movie than I remember it being. I remember it being good. But it was...
That and like Working Man, I think it would have dethroned Snow White. Yeah. It was already like tragically crashing. It's like some random fucking Jason Statham movie.
You had to watch it.
Yeah.
From the guy who made his entire living being called a half-man on HBO. Yeah.
Yes.
Snow White and the Seven Gypsies.
I heard they look horrible.
well after they introduced all the characters wait the poison apple just happens at the end yeah yeah no the whole movie is like 75 introducing all the characters and then the whole storyline and conclusion wraps up in like 20 minutes that that's really weird the thing that shocked me when i saw the clip start to circulate online like on twitter and is the uh the the screenshot that everybody uses of yeah she's doing the the leonardo dicaprio from wolf of wall street there
All that shit. I thought that that was a Photoshop. I thought that they were purposely making her look retarded.
That is a real, actual screenshot of the movie.
Oh, just like fucking Nashville. Like the Nashville live show where we did two shows in one night. The first show was like, all right, got the nerves out. And then the second show, we were just belligerent.
Minimum wage employees because people can't behave in public.
I just mean like having to clean all the shit out.
I've never played Minecraft.
It gets out of hand real fast. Did you see the, because who's the, it's Notch, I think. Yep, the creator. Was the, yeah, the creator of Minecraft. What did they say? What was that tweet that somebody said? About which part? Where they were accusing him of a bunch of shit. Like, forgive me if this is not a verbatim tweet, because this is, you know, a conversation I had two weeks ago.
But somebody was accusing him of a bunch of shit. He's like, oh, you mean that racist, homophobic, millionaire notch? First off, billionaire. That's what he, he literally, he tweeted, he's like, billionaire.
Two shows in a row. Hey, if anybody's carrying a gun in here, show it to us now.
flagged paypal like locked his account because they thought he was laundering money because he was pulling out like 180 000 a day because the game just blew up and he's like oh there you go i found it it was somebody was quoting something of notch and somebody replied notch is a racist anti-semite millionaire his input doesn't mean anything he just goes asterisk billionaire
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Apparently become an anti-Semite on the internet.
Big fan of him as Darth Vader.
having to take all of those ships and manpower and everything to the americas and then immediately send them back and what were you waiting for message yeah of hey we're getting fucked up over here someone went behind us and how many attacking our city how many hundreds of dudes and how many you know months of time did you just burn and ships it's like two months when he's like
Most of the audience is prior service of some capacity. There's probably a couple guns in the room.
some dutch seamstress we need to start using that i love that fucking flag design the uh i'm still stuck on the fact like that's a that's a very cool story i haven't heard that in a while like i just got like flashbacks to fucking high school history but uh i just i'm still stuck on benjamin franklin's pen name being was poor richard yeah
Imagine all of your diplomacy for a budding country in the middle of a war. All the correspondence is being done by a guy under the pen name Broke Dick.
Well, boys, it's just it's just the gang again.
Is it letters of marque or marquee?
I genuinely don't know.
Yeah.
Oh, no. I don't know. It doesn't have a name yet. I wonder what they'll call it after this week.
She opens up that last letter. It's a dick drawn. It's like a Thanksgiving turkey hand.
All right.
John's just like, rapier than who? John's going to come.
Catherine the Great.
You know, they're all like, hell yeah.
Which is funny because that's what drives me fucking crazy when you have people like Biden and shit like that. It's like, listen, Jack, the kids touch my arm hair or my leg hair in the pool, like that shit. He's like, you can't own a cannon. You have in no point in American history have you ever not been able to own a cannon, for one. That's just absolutely a fabrication.
You've always been, I own a cannon. Yeah. There are less regulations on buying a cannon than a Glock. Can you just build a cannon? You can buy one. If you can afford a cannon, you can buy a cannon. Tally-ho, lads. Just over a counter? There is no background check, nothing, because it's a black powder. It's non-fire.
Yeah, tally-ho. Tally-ho, lads. But on top of that, there are periods in American history where the American government at the time just says, fuck, we don't have enough guns. Hey, if any of you citizens have a ship that has cannons on it, we could really use it about now if you want to go fucking kill some people.
The UNO reverse card?
No one wants to occupy Harlem.
Chaka Go.
I just want to see the part of that movie that's just our crew f***ing up a bunch of Chinese special forces in f***ing just guerrilla combat. And it's just us like... I swear to God, I've killed that guy like three times today.
Well, so it was supposed to be Chinese. And then all of the financiers for the movie made them airbrush out all the Chinese flags and turn it into North Korea. Because China was financing part of it. Which also, North Korea having the... They don't even have the ability to feed their people. Yeah, flying here is a big... Oh, no.
I heard that, Cody. I heard that. No one hears anything.
We have a friend.
Everybody goes home with a piece of fuckhead.
We would have to put it in a... No, like the painted Japanese skulls, the war trophy shit. We'd have to put that in a case.
teeth like which like nobody gets to do by the way how did you see the shane gillis thing with that the other day uh-uh shane gillis was the like guest referee or announcer thing for an actual like sumo match and it was the funniest he has probably no idea and he's just calling it out no and he he won't know he like was asking like hey how do i say this oh uh yeah i don't know how to say that like just like trying like trying his best
They're like, Shane, how does it smell down there? He's like, don't do that. Don't disrespect these athletes.
I don't think it's that crazy, though. What? Like... It's not that big of a, like, it's a big bridge, but it, like, takes fucking two minutes to go over.
Cody's like, I don't have a resort.
God, now you got me fucking overthinking about it. Because apparently American money is like super dirty. Yeah. Well, I'm not just American money. I'm sure it's every money.
I know, at least speaking from my perspective, we try to run this like a business and make sure that we're spending this money as if it's our money, where we want to make sure that the money you spend on the shirts actually goes to a good cause. Not just saying it does, but a place that the money actually goes toward.
what they say it does because most charities are full of shit it's terrifying yeah dude when you look at at the word non-profit like and you're like oh they're nice it's like no okay non-profit the nfl is a non-profit just so yeah just throwing that out the entity doesn't make a profit but everyone on the board makes a million plus dollars a year yeah It's all on donated money.
If you say a specific person or do you have to describe the person? Yeah. Okay. Got it. Because for me, it was like, man, that's actually alarmingly close. It just whitewashed me. I just look like a white guy named Daniel.
a rubber duck i was like oh this is great and i hate communism super big that last uh that one of the last podcasts that went up they're like damn cody's hammered you can tell because he's talking on his own podcast it's the cocaine
There's lots of drugs I'm sure you've never done. Crocodile. Crocodile.
He looks like the dude from Umbrella Academy. Yep.
Oh yeah. There's the Indian guy too. Oh, that looks like a chat GPT thing of someone who like a computer that doesn't understand what a person looks like.
No, is that please hold. Yep. Cause I'd never seen Nick show emotion ever. And so that I was like, Oh damn, that actually, that means a lot coming from Nick.
They probably have no idea what we're talking about on that one. I have no clue. He's a cop. Look as white as possible. Skin changed out. What the fuck are you guys talking about?
sit on the plane for another hour do nothing the entire time how's it it was yeah pretty straightforward standard airplane because you know like the ac on planes doesn't really work when they're on the ground or when i'm fat so i'm just imagining well that was my next part i'm just imagining sitting next to you on the ground on the tarmac just waiting That's true.
It's like, ah, what do I call her? It starts with a B. Trash. You were just waiting to say that. How much combatives training does the average cop do, Cody? Did you see the... It's trash, dude.
Some of those videos from the UK blow my fucking mind.
Well, those two. But, like, I just – the A is, like, a little bit of normalcy bias, but B, just, like, the people who are incapable of performing violence of any kind. There was a video I was watching. It was, like, somebody getting, like, stabbed. Like, it was an older lady, I think, getting – being stabbed on the ground. There's a guy on top of her just stabbing the shit out of her.
And there's, like, eight dudes around her, like – Oh, and one dude eventually picks up, like, this light tin trash can and, like, throws it at the guy. Does absolutely nothing. And he's just sitting there, like, going to town. And none of these quote-unquote men can do jack shit about it. Jesus.
Straight up. In Ireland, what would you say the ratio is of cops who carry guns versus cops who don't?
Well, that was back before most of the planet had access to gunpowder.
Turns out that starving yourself in protest doesn't stop a musket.
And just getting my left side of my arm progressively more moist.
Yeah.
weird ass fucking rules the zombie knife rule which is hilarious what are their knife rules i've actually never looked at well our british following what little we have is fucking having an aneurysm right now most of you guys probably agree with us yeah yeah if you're over in that part of the world let us know about the laws over there in the comments we would really be interested in this shit also we're sorry this is a german swat
I think we were talking about that the other day.
The last time people in Europe were wearing chain mail, who were they fighting again? Are those people in Germany right now?
At least my wife didn't get attacked with acid for showing her ankles. Jesus Christ.
I think we should.
Because it was like the Alec Guinness thing. Yep. Where like to play Obi-Wan, they would have given him like, something very similar like all the like some some percentage of the merch rights of star wars yeah just like uh and then you add oh was that matt damon for
My favorite part is like going out with our crowd. You get a bunch of just tattooed guys and T-shirts, you know, wearing camo shit. You go to like a nice steakhouse. And just the looks that we get. Do you remember that one time they stopped us from going to the bathroom? They escorted us. It was fucking wild. The servers, it was like a pretty nice steak joint. But it was like a couple years ago.
So the first one... You just gave like five numbers.
That's where we draw the line. Really? Making fun of actors?
It was in San Antonio. I think it was Batty. Me, Batty, you, and Cody were going to the bathroom.
Yeah, we had a bunch of people out there. But we were getting up to go to the bathroom, and they thought we were dying and dashing. So the servers formed a wall, a human wall in front of the front door.
Like, now I want to do it out of principle.
It's like an all-inclusive resort for him now. He's like, oh, fuck. I've never been cut off on a plane before. Cody?
I don't think, I don't think I was there for that. I think that was the one where you were in California, but I don't remember.
That's the general rule of life, though. Like, if you're just sweet to people. Exactly. Like, yeah, there's no reason to be an asshole. Just be nice. Like, befriend the people. You get better service. Everybody has a better time. It's like, it's a win-win. Don't be an asshole. But sometimes you get those just, they want to be a dick.
the whole plane gets dead ass quiet and we don't know that we know each other that's some of my favorite shit is when the plane has no clue we're all tight the hijinks you can get do you remember that one where it was this most recent live tour because we were all flying somewhere but it was all first class like all the hosts were first class
called oh jesus brandon what'd you do they're gonna high five inside of you oh a fireball bruna stop it i loaded nick up on trend in viagra i shaved brandon i want to play a game say hi to
This will be hilarious.
What the fuck? What a fucking... I thought you guys had been Bernie buddies and you ran together all the time. You moved out here first.
Corraldo over here. Cody's like... Hanging out with the boys is like Nel to me.
It was the last time he ever did that.
No, that's a lie. Cody's drunk and Cody, there's a bunch of people on a dance club. Cody's walking up to that DJ. Here's a thousand dollars to ruin their time.
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That's how even PSR, when I went to grab him, like went down the elevator, I was like, I have no idea what this guy looks like. Why did I go? He's like, oh, he was. I'm like, I think that was the last thing you said before you went down. You're like, I hope he knows what I look like. Zero fucking clue on that one. He took his goggles off.
That was a big eye reveal.
Just the eyes until he's comfortable doing it. I don't know. Did he say he was going to do it? A full Maskerville ever?
Can't say what he does. I'll tell you after, but it's pretty funny. He prints shoes and repeats. Smart autistic level of detail in printers. You guys had a heyday. When the comments are saying it's like, man, Eli got out autismed. I was just looking at Cody, I'm like, I don't know.
Cyclists get pissed in the comments. I know Meat had that. Really? The fat people one. Papa Meat's like, I didn't give a fuck. I'm going to just tell them. When they attack him, he's like, dude, I'm a fat piece of shit. I don't care what you say.
If you're on the highway doing 65 as a cyclist, dude.
What shirts did you say no to? Because we had, like, Kamalisha.
That's about it. That's the next quote. Roll it back. You look like we have that going for us. Put that on the fucking monster.com. Why is this on your resume? I'm white.
The fun part of new business is expansion.
Escorted us, because I was like, hey, where's the restroom? We'll take you. It's like two people escort us. That's crazy.
And yeah, we did that. We were the only ones in flip-flop shorts, t-shirts. Everyone else, this is like suits, dining out, like an event. They're like, what are you celebrating tonight? I don't know. Thursday?
I was way off. I literally just assumed that's why you were in the position. Nope. Hard work, not nepotism. Which is awesome. So then you guys just became, well, you guys were together, but then that's how you expanded and like, oh, meeting Mayor Matt and that friendship and bringing you aboard.
We pulled up to buy Nick's Toyota and a McLaren.
And we never knew that as individuals, policing or anything. Do you mean profiling? I would be the same dude at a Lambo dealership. I'm like, 99% of that dude with the backwards hat and shorts ain't buying a fucking Lambo.
You're just a 1% donut. I'm like, fuck, I missed the commission. God damn it. You know we would all do the same. Nick walks in with a... This is my favorite.
It's a blast. What are you guys doing now that... You're going to be running bunkers.
Cody, look. What? Not at me. Not, look at Brandon. What? Yeah. What? Yeah, that's right, Cody.
Cody, they're also noise-canceling. Watch. Brandon, put on your headphones.
I wish I had those headphones for that.
Buy a beach turtle.
It's the hardest part. Viewership will let you know. It's like five views. Fuck. Babe. Is off the ranch going away too? Yeah, everything's gone. Holy shit. I didn't know that part.
Yeah.
Well, we have that question of what's going to happen with this next generation of YouTubers with their kiddos. Are they going to hand it off or they just kind of shut it down?
Was that the gold van? No.
description yeah they pay us no i still think this is a small like i still think this is a small podcast yeah like it's the people come up or anything and we're the number two veteran podcast in the fucking world which is so cool like three quarters of it but yeah you're a true veteran did you see when you walk into this house i saw the fucking shrine you guys made I didn't make that.
I came into that and I was like, who did this? I forget who. I was like, that's Aubrey.
If you have all these guys will say it is if you know what to focus on and how to do it, you can be successful in the YouTube space. Right. Prince repeat. Mr. B said, he's like, give me a new channel without my face. I'll still build it up to like five, 10 million.
That is really funny. I literally just, I watched it and I was like, great video.
And then I asked him, I'm every time it's happened three times. I'm like, Oh, thanks. How'd you know? It's like the purple heart on your... Like, uh-oh.
Three, two, one.
Yeah, you were driving the Porsche at the time. And there was a bunch... I love our neighbors. They are the sweetest people. But she... And they grab our, like if we used to, if we had a bunch of packages, they would take it and hold it for us or put them in the house. But initially they just thought drugs were getting like ran through this house. So there was like eight boxes, big boxes.
And then they, the neighbor. She grabbed it and she left on the ring doorbell. She was like, I know what you do. We have your stuff next door if you want it. And then moved it all there. And then I walked over and she's like, husband, he's a Vietnam vet. Yeah, Vietnam vet. Awesome. And then she was like, oh, well, this and this. I'm like, oh, no, here, come here. I'll give you a tour.
You want me to get closer? You can bring it as close as you want.
And then afterwards, military, all that. She's like, thank you so much.
Nicest fucking people.
Hard wrangler.
What was one of your craziest stories dealing with demo and that entire era that you guys have been part of?
All of us are like, oh, a friend dinner.
But you did a really good job. You like followed the rule that most people don't follow. It's like shutting the fuck up.
And his strategy behind it.
Damage is already done beforehand. It does not matter what you... There have been articles where it's like this and it's like, oh, that wasn't true. You got it wrong. They're professional click baiters. They literally make their money.
Can you get your teeth over it? Trying hard enough. Are you sure you wanted to do this before you're looking for jobs?
It'll skew it, push it out, and then shred harder, daddy. But you guys recovered really fast from... that incident.
What about you? Other than that situation, what was the craziest?
But we love our fans and we love the customers of Bunker Branding. I got to say that. It's just hard when you're getting in those like 18. We would love to make a size 18 shoe for two of you. You're buying entire fucking molds.
That one shoe is thousands of dollars to create.
It's just not worth it.
Teaching the mentally retarded by Jim. I love it. You fire me, I call you a retard.
Yeah. It's that x-ray where it shows a fit person versus a fat person. But the bone structure is the exact same.
It's just everything else tacked onto those bones. You know what? Fuck it. We're going here.
you can't think that's healthy yeah yeah it's it's the idea of and i'm uh being a personal trainer back in the past it is well like that's what you're so autistic i'm looking at your phone you're googling laws of thermal dynamics it was rudolph clausius and william thomas that came up with uh real-time fact check yeah that was the guy that invented the figs yeah i was like i gotta fast check myself i don't think newton's what i
And we've had amazing stories from the people out there of losing weight. They're like, hey, this is what got me motivated to do better, be better. And you always, if you're fat and you're actually like progressing in that journey, it's like, you know what? I made a fucking mistake or a lot of mistakes to get here, but I'm stopping it and I'm going to be better.
Versus the person getting on airplane is like, hey, they tried to charge me for two seats.
Shit, shit, shit. What was the hard part of... I want to know when you met these guys individually as they came into this circle.
It keeps you absolutely cool about staying in shape because of the internet.
Bring back bullying.
We talked about that earlier where I was like, man, you get on Twitter or IG comments now.
Because my algorithm is... Oh, you're talking about our algorithm? Dude, because mine is like... Heartfelt? And then I don't know when I click on my comments. I'm like, I do. If I see something like that, I know I look at the comments and I'm like, it's going to be bad. I can say comments and all our texts are comments. Do the comments for me.
Yeah, you were super in shape for a while. 6 a.m. until 6 p.m. Oh, that was such a bad game. I don't mean that. You said for a little while.
Way to backpedal. You're not out of shape now. You know what I mean.
i'm used to fighting so it's like i'm not getting hurt i'm like but when he hit me i was like there we go that made me actually and i was telling you i was like that's the first time i couldn't read i was like it was a surprise punch and it hit me yeah it's like that's what i want to see every time yeah like it was like genuine surprise but and like like you were like you got that i was so happy
Oh, 200 milligrams of caffeine. Never mind.
That's more terrifying.
To stress how...
His doc's all set. Jason, we love his trick, start. It's the party trick we do.
It is 100, 200, 300, and one mile.
You can split it up too, though, right?
Or...
Thanks for having us. God, you guys are in the mix of the big demo retirement send-off. I mean, I'm fine.
I'm going to be fine.
That's fucking rad. I'm still more surprised that it makes sense you can't see it. That's one of the rules.
Don't fucking tell him that. When you get your butthole examined, that's what they do. They put you under unless you, Brandon wants to go wrong.
My doctor just kisses me on the neck.
Eli, have you been under before? Yeah, when they do the... What is it? The...
and uh colonoscopy and then the other man i just hate the movement of your index finger yeah i was like this and they knew see it worked dictionary but it is the same like i was put under and they're like hey we're like it's both and you're they're gonna high five inside of you yeah yeah and i was like is it like at the same time they're like
oh uh we'll do one another it was like same thing and like no i was like i was just kidding but it is you are okay yeah and then you're out and i woke up sav's the one that said i think she's told it like the doctor's like eli wake up and it was like i don't remember i don't remember like five minutes of coming to and then i finally was like sass talking like oh hey what's up she's like babe what's
And not a surgery. Just one.
So different, yeah. Even John, it's that idea of how they talk, what they find interesting. It's a completely different messaging style of content. And you're like, huh?
Two, yeah. And then they're getting older. They've got a boy that's 14.
Going out to eat at restaurants was probably once every few years.
yeah yeah that's what i'm trying to teach john too yeah like it was such a joy to go to like uh to go to olive garden or you know yeah i thought i literally thought olive garden until 18 was like what rich people ate yeah like that was my mind it was that and red lobster were like the special occasions yeah yeah people ask us like oh why do you go out to eat every day because i can
One thing we all always have in common is just being poor as shit.
Why do you think I went to war and thought it was a good idea? I thought that was a glorified lifestyle. Probably grew up pretty fucking poor. I was like, man, that sounds dope. And I make $3,000 a month. What? It's wild.
You work 20 years, you'll make $7,000, $8,000 a month, I think, is what a Sergeant Major makes in the Army after 20-something years.
Yeah.
A normal job actually sounds really good at times where you're like nine to five would be fucking dope. So you can just come home and like chill.
Eli was in that.
Before I knew Eli. That was the first time shooting with Matt, and I was used to how I filmed stuff and watching Matt. And he's like... He's like, oh, we'll do this. I'm like, oh, this is completely like running.
I'm a wimp.
I was tired. They were like, you coming? I was like, I haven't slept much. And then waiting for food. I told you guys. It was waiting for food to show up. I'm like, I'm awake, Savannah. Food got there, ate, and I was like, the amount of times I felt my phone on my face. And you know you're so fucking exhausted. You're like, no, I'm fine. I'm fine. It's a good bit. Yeah.
But you guys had a good time? No hangover? No, not at all.
I said I'm such a fucking bachelor. I had a DoorDash ketchup and mustard. That is definitely a bachelor thing. Having condiments and everything.
Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like, that was the first time he was like, well, how would you shoot this? I was like, I just walk with it. And he's like, okay. And you do it. But that was the first time seeing that. That style, that ease of content being filmed and how it blows everything out of the fucking water.
It's pretty fucking crazy. That's a good gang episode because that is a wild... You're just showing that and you don't show where you are until you say, oh yeah, by the way, none of these people speak English. Or do they?
And then like hanging out with these guys, not you, you have like so much research that goes into yours. Cody has, oh no, you with your shooting, you actually do a lot of research on your shootings.
That's what you care about.
They can wear the girl one for the match. That is in South America. That's weird. I've not seen this. Yeah, today. Jamie, pull that up. What the... Yeah. These are white people.
So Brandon, you're the one.
Just this. Stop giving him bullshit. I loaded Nick up on Trin and Viagra. I shaved Brandon.
Welcome to Unsub, guys.
How was it when your demo would come on the show? Were you like, fuck, okay. No.
When do you guys launch your channel? We don't know yet.
So soon.
What are the two dudes? They're diverse. I don't know.
We're going to do a shot of fireball.
Oh my god, you're actually doing it. We love that.
It makes sense. When we wrote out his skit for that Predator versus Special Forces video, that was... They had the script, and I had my script, and Demo... So did he? Well, it was.
How many videos? Hundreds, thousands?
Thousands. So that was the only direction I gave. I put it on a tripod. I was like, you're doing one of your videos. Here's all I need at the exit. He's like, oh, done. First take. I was like, cool. We're done. We don't need angles. Demo's doing demo.
class warfare he starts it with like hey this is gonna look way better than you guys are used to like he starts that episode like i'm like that's fucking chef's kiss but it shows what works and what doesn't it's like hiring like a professional muralist to be like now i'll finger paint it
you got like a nokia flip phone i didn't have this thing but it is um what was it the barrier to entry is so low now dude for your iphone there's a new movie getting filmed all on iphone they're actually 28 years later crazy yeah a full-ass movie not like an independent film like a big fucking budget budget budget and because all the control you have on the iphone pros like next level.
And then going into, I will say having a podcast, which is the lowest, in my opinion, it was like the lowest barrier of entry on like cameras and gear or anything. And be like, oh, that's not going to do anything. I like to do cinematic shots. I want movement. I want all this incredible shit. And now it's just four sticks. I love it. I appreciate the shit out of it.
This is a living room. This is a living room. And for anyone that does not know, now with the other one, you get to see the actual... But when you have to succeed off of people talking for two hours, it's like, oh, God forbid, you actually have to have personality.
Welcome back, buddy.
What a sweetheart. How did he get- did he get himself captured? You better run away, I don't know- I'm sorry.
Like, it's a f***ing liger.
It's that one booger. Put up the one in there where they like, push out your head on that one dude.
He's got a tattoo of the chair right here.
Come on. Tonight, we dine in hell. We'll say that.
Be better. Get good. Build different.
Cutting down a tree? Where you're getting circled by everything?
First grade got a teardrop.
I was peeing, I was like, wait, Cappy was shit-racked last time. I forgot we called you in the pocket.
To North Korea. Yeah, to North Korea. Bring great pride to the great Chinese.
Dude, I love John Caffey.
I talk this. He gets super stupid to Asian.
Yeah.
Who asked you? Listener! If you lay on your back. I tend to, I feel like I agree with you that it won't necessarily in the end, when it comes to America, be that way.
Which is hilarious because a lot of people that make 300 Blackout now do the same fucking shit that was the problem in the first place.
The Boston live show. We're like halfway through our second string of the live tour and we're heading to Boston. Or excuse me. Yeah, yeah. We were heading to Boston from Atlanta. And then we just... I see a guy across the bar. I was like, damn, that guy kind of looks like Kevin. And then we do the whole like... Spider-Man-Meme. Oh, das ist Kevin. Woher kommst du?
Und das ist so, wie es passiert ist. Und das ist, warum ein Nein wirklich ein Ja ist.
No. It's a great story. We recorded some audio for some really cool people over at DriveTanks. And it was just really neat to be included and see, oh actually to tie it in, it was neat to see how a professional sound studio and sound engineers record audio for
gunshots weapons cycling brass landing like that and that brings us back to what we first talked about i think when we first had you on the podcast is how a lot of your collection was used for the sounds of movies like saving private ryan yeah yeah same private ryan that's been so long now i think that was 97 and then um black hawk down pearl harbor Band of Brothers.
Which I just watched Black Hawk Down again on the flights when we were doing the Unsub Live Tour. I always forget, like it's always a couple years and then I watch it again. Just how good of a fucking movie that was.
It was really neat, the variety that they would do. Because they had like, I don't know, these people had like 40 microphones out there at different distances. Several attached to the different guns that were being shot. And they had like multiple channels at any point. Because they're like, well, it's going to sound different if somebody is in a window versus outside.
Next to a wall versus outside of a window versus outside. Like they want all the different sounds to make sense. And I don't know. I just appreciate when people have that kind of attention to detail because they don't have to.
Weil in den 80ern, wie Rambo 2, Red Dawn, das sind einige von ihnen. Sie sind tolle Filme. Ja, aber sie sind 80er-Filme. Wie der Geräusch ist fucking Dogshit. Das war der erste.
Und diese Jungs sind Meister ihrer Kraft. Oh, ich hoffe, ich kann darüber sprechen, wer es war. Aber sie sind wirklich gut daran. Und sie waren so, wir bekommen den Rücktritt auf Investitionen, um das zu tun, wenn wir es wollen. Wir machen es, weil es wie verdammte Liebe des Spiels ist. Sie sind so, wir wollen das tun.
Ich kann dir eigentlich sagen, warum. Das ist mein Verständnis davon, von dem, was ich herausgefunden habe. Ich denke, dass sie als Plenarschützer genannt wurden. Einer der Menschen, der nach einem Schulschutz verurteilt wurde. Denn es ist nicht die Schuld der Schützer. Es ist offensichtlich die Schuld, wer die Waffe gemacht hat, wer die Ammo gemacht hat.
Ich denke, dass sie eine Zeit lang verurteilt haben, wer die Waffe sicher gemacht hat.
Ich habe es nicht gesehen. In Person? Haben wir einen hier? Es ist verdammt verrückt. Wenn wir es mit einem 5.56 oder so vergleichen.
Und das ist ein Expanded Blackout.
And it's just as quiet as 300 blackout. That's after it's been pulled out of an animal. That will fuck your bitch.
Ja, ich weiß. 1.10 oder 1.11.
Ich habe es schlecht auf einem vorherigen Podcast erklärt, aber ich spreche über das, wie man mehr Energie aus der Kugel bekommen kann, weil man rotatorische Velocity macht und nicht lineare Velocity.
Aus Freude. Ich weiß, dass es nicht für das gestaltet ist, aber wie funktioniert es mit Armut?
Es gibt eine Subsonik-Armour-Piercing. Gegen was? Welche Arme kannst du mit ihr penetrieren? Wir werden sehen, wenn es alles fertig ist.
Ich versuche herauszufinden, wo du die Pfeife hinstellst. Um sie herum. Das ist verrückt. Aber wirklich, die Kugel ist die Größe der verdammten Kartrige.
I remember talking to you about this probably two or three years ago. I was with all of my employees. Once a year we do a lake house vacation, essentially. Just like a week off. We just fuck off somewhere. Off in some lake house in Indiana. Hey. It was a couple of years ago. We were talking about it. We were just on speaker with my boys. We were just talking back and forth.
A lot of my more engineer-minded employees and shit. Und du beschreibst 8-6. Und so kalt auf dem Telefon. Es war wie der fucking Joe Rogan-Meme. Wir waren alle so, oh, das wird echt dope sein, wenn es rauskommt. Und ich meine, sicher genug, es ist fucking dope.
Die, äh, aber eine der Dinge, die du vorhin gesagt hast, die mich irgendwie mitgebracht hat, war der Fakt, dass, wie 300 Blackout war, natürlich, wie ausgeschlossen. Es war etwas, das jemand dir gefragt hat, du hast es gemacht und dann hast du den Honey Badger mitgebracht und alles. Das Ding, das mich um 8, 6, du warst so, wir wollten etwas machen. die noch niemand gefragt hat.
Aber es war so gut, dass sie es wollten. Sie wussten nicht, dass sie es wollten, bis wir es schaffen. Das erinnert mich an Henry Ford. Er sagte, ich habe nur das gemacht, was ich dachte, war großartig. Weil wenn ich die Leute gefragt hätte, was sie wollten, hätten sie ein schnelleres Pferd gesetzt.
I believed you on the stats before that. No, I'm like...
Wie viele Arbeitgeber hast du gerade?
Damn, when I shoot it in the head, it dies.
It's a great time. Bullets kill. It's on head.
No complaints. That's it. I've got a fucking awesome team. Like, we all have the same kind of brand of tism in that way. Und es ist leider eine Bedürfnis, besonders mit dem, was ich tue und wie wir leben. Es ist so viel Content, um Videos zu machen und Dinge zu machen, die für alles zahlen, die für die R&D zahlen, die für die CNC zahlen, die für all diese Sachen zahlen.
Ich kann nicht jeden Tag da sein, also muss ich Leute haben, die ich vertraue. Und ich bin dankbar, dass ich ein Team habe, das ich vertraue. But I actually wanted to bring that background. Funny you mentioned that because we have a running joke in the shop that we fucking hate engineers so much so that we have Chase. I'll send this to you. It's the thing we've got up in the wall.
We were given eyes not to judge others, but to spot the stupid engineer, a mouth not to criticize, but to call the engineer a dumbass ears, not to eavesdrop, but to eat. Hands not to fight, but to kill engineers. And it's funny because one of the things that you had mentioned before that I really liked is you said that the engineers are part of every part of the process.
Because what starts that animosity against engineers from the guys on the ground is when you have engineers that are designing shit die keine praktische Erfahrung haben, die nicht wissen, wie man Sachen maschinieren kann, die nicht wissen, wie man Dinge zusammenbauen kann, die es im Grunde nicht möglich machen, Dinge in der Realität zusammenzubauen. Porsche.
Und die Ingenieure, die mit dem Maschinen, der Zusammenbindung, der Testung, sind wirklich fucking cool.
Es gibt nicht einen einzigen Mann in meinem Shop, der nicht weiß, wie man einen AK bauen kann. Auch wenn es keine dedizierten Engineeringspots gibt. Jeder macht ein bisschen von allem. Oder zumindest weiß, wie man es macht. Und ich denke, das hilft so fucking viel.
Elon Musk hat das gleiche. Ich kann mich nicht erinnern, ob es Tesla oder SpaceX war. Ich glaube, es war SpaceX, wo er sagte, dass die Ingenieure in ihrem eigenen Bereich nicht separiert waren. Sie waren auf der fucking Assemblagefläche. Er sagt, du bist hinter einer fucking Tür, während sie einen Deaf Leopard auf einer Assemblage-Linie blasen. Und dann hast du eine Reihe von Jungs und Computern.
Es war einfach so integriert, weil sie miteinander gesprochen haben.
Wild. Eigentlich, als ich in Texas war, bis vor 3 oder 4 Jahren, fuhr ich mit dem verdammten 3.000 Dollar verdammten Dodge 2500. Du erinnerst dich daran? Ja.
Es war ein Flutwagen, es hatte keinen funktionierenden AC, die Radio funktionierte nicht. Ich erinnere mich daran, als ich in Florida fuhr, hat mein AC die Wände runtergerollt und ich hatte eine freie Wasser aus McDonalds, die ich auf mich selbst bräuchte, um cool zu bleiben.
Nein, wir haben in der Nacht wieder gesnowt. Das war, ja. Ich habe vergessen, dass du da reingekommen bist. Oh, weil wir an der Nacht der großen Snowpocalypse reingekommen sind. Letztendlich, als wir nach Houston kamen, als die erste Schnee anfing zu fallen, haben wir in der Nacht gesnowt und wir hatten drei Tage in San Antonio. Ja. Als wir in San Antonio kamen, waren wir in der Schnee.
Ich hatte ein ganz neues Haus. Kein Essen im Refrigerator. Nichts. Alle Stäuere sind geschlossen. Und keine Kraft. Drei Tage. Shoutout zu Texas. Sie haben ihre Prioritäten in der Linie. Die Likerstäuere waren offen. Das war das Einzige, was offen war. Du kannst vergessen, dass du hungrig bist, wenn du trinkst.
You can drink raw milk. So you can drink raw milk there. Out of a goat.
Also haben sie keinen Zugang zu Internet, Telefonnummern, moderner Kultur?
How will they know they're gay?
Jesus, fuck.
We're going straight to Mars with the three-titty bitches. When Elon takes us to Mars, you're going to fly a couple thousand hours for titties. I'm going to be the first one on the flight.
Aber ich habe es gemacht. Du bist wie der Junge auf der Easter-Eier-Fahrt, der andere Kinder unterdrückt.
Daddy's a pirate.
Das ist cool. Und wenn wir bei Ox Ranch gehen, manchmal in der Inhouse-Küche, weil sie alle Tiere, die auf dem Gebiet sterben, oder einfach extra übrig geblieben sind, oder was auch immer. Sie haben ein Menü da und manchmal haben sie einfach Wild Game Burger und du fragst den Chef, was ist heute? Und er sagt, oh, es ist Zebra oder was auch immer es ist.
Sie lügen immer zu dir, einfach nicht mal fragen. Das war ein verdammter dreijähriger Ostrich.
Oh, ja. Und wenn du gehst, weil du klein bist. Ich versuche es auch zu finden. Sie sind auch einfach super dünn. Ich denke mir, was ein kleiner, vierfüßiger Mann aussehen würde, wenn er 200 Kilo trägt.
40 Kilo. Ultra Featherweight.
Es ist lecker. Interessant. Ich meine, du fühlst dich immer so schlecht, als wäre es gefährlich, weil wir es nie sehen. Oh, Scheiße. Ich habe es nicht erkannt, aber Iguanas in Florida. Leute schießen sie immer, weil sie ein invasives Pest sind. Aber du hast noch nie einen Iguana gesehen, also denkst du nur, oh, ich glaube, du kannst das nicht schießen. Aber sie schießen ihn den ganzen Tag.
Und dann sind Hippos aggressiv.
Das ist fast so schwer wie ein Cybertruck. Das ist verrückt. Habt ihr den Pop-Watermelon gesehen? Die haben den Watermelon drauf.
I don't know. I'm racist.
Es ist traurig. Eines der Dinge, als ich den Elkhund gemacht habe, das war vor einem Jahr, als wir nach Utah gegangen sind, ehrlich gesagt, wie du es gesagt hast, wo du einfach anfängst zu täuschen und aufzusehen.
Es ist einer der schönsten Länder, die ich je gesehen habe, in meinem Leben, wo ich einfach da saß, schlief auf der Seite eines Meeres, auf dem ich auf einem Elch warte, mit Cody und ihnen. Ich war, ich war, ich fühlte mich mehr in Kontakt mit der Natur in diesem Moment, als ich jemals in meinem gesamten Leben war. Kein Telefon, nichts.
Aber die Art und Weise, wie sie es dort behandeln, ist so, dass sie sagen, wir suchen Elke, die in diesem Alter sind, wo es so ist, dass alles in ihrem Leben nach dem ist, alles runtergegangen ist.
Ja, es ist so, dass sie bereits gepeakt sind. Alles von jetzt an wird nur schmerzhaft und ein runtergegangener Verlust sein, bis sie von Sterblichkeit sterben, weil sie nicht essen können.
Du weißt, das flotte Kopf? Ja. Es schlägt die Motoren. Du hast den Dueling-Tree, die Spinner. Ja. Es würde einen auf den Topf schlagen und alle auf den ganzen Baum schlagen. Es fühlt sich an, als würdest du 45er schießen. Ich bin nicht mehr von vielen Waffen beeindruckt. Du hast alles unter dem Sonnenlicht geschossen und es ist einfach cool.
It's the Dostoevsky thing, where it's like, oh yeah, well, if you had nothing to... If you had no real problems to solve, you will find them. Yeah. And I feel like that's where we fall into. It's like we just... If you look 200, 300 years ago, what problems were they trying to solve? Okay, those are real motherfucking problems.
Now we live in the most racist country in the world. Look at how things were 200 years ago anywhere.
You're talking about a continent where in the last 50 years there was a machete genocide. It's terrible.
Einige Dinge können cool sein, aber sie beeindrucken dich nicht so sehr. Ich war beeindruckt. Danke. Es ist ruhig. Aber wie groß die Runde ist, ich meine, du schießt aus einem 308 Magazin, es ist wahrscheinlich, besonders in Vollautomatik, ich war überrascht. Das war mehr kontrollierbar in Vollautomatik als einige 5.56-Gunnen, die ich gespielt habe. Und noch leichter als viele der 5.56-Gunnen.
Ja, es gibt keine Bedeutung. Disney hat mir gelernt, dass sie genau wie wir sind.
Ich weiß nicht, ich fühle mich auf einem gewissen biologischen Niveau, du bist für eine gewisse Anzahl von Schwierigkeiten. Wir sind so, dass du immer überleben wirst, du wirst kämpfen, du wirst alles tun, damit du deine Familie füllen kannst und dir bieten kannst. Aber wenn diese Schwierigkeit nicht da ist, wird dein Kaminbrain Schwierigkeiten irgendwo finden, auch wenn es nicht existiert.
Oh, you're talking about the... Yeah. Oh, Side-Effect, you get jacked. That's pretty cool.
Du hättest deinen Nachbarn gesagt, wow, danke, dass du dich auf Food beteiligt hast. Andererseits ist es gut. Ich sehe Leute wie Outdoor Boys. Ich liebe es, diesen Jungen zu sehen.
Das war so f***ing lustig. Was ist passiert? Nick mit seinen nackten Schuhen. Oh, du warst nicht da. Nick hatte seine Schuhe nackt im Ozean und er ist einfach aufgefallen. Als wir in San Diego waren, waren wir im Hotel auf der Straße. Wir sind alle auf der Straße gegangen. Der Wagen kommt zu schnell hoch und kommt in seine Schuhe. Und er hat einen Tism-Fit.
Er geht einfach weg und sagt, ich muss neue Schuhe kaufen. Und er geht. Und wir sind so, ich habe ein Sparepaar. Okay. In San Diego. Nick ist einer meiner liebsten Leute.
Ja, du hältst Antalya.
Er ist wahrscheinlich einer der Besseren zwischen uns. Aber es ist lustig, das Tism zu sehen. Ich wusste es. Ich wusste, es war irgendwo.
He doesn't talk like that, like at all. It's Nick's new voice. Aber sprichst du von dem racialen Unterschied in Afrika, wo du diese, ich glaube, kombinierende Interaktionen zwischen Lokalisten hast. Wir können das hier abschließen, wenn es nicht passt. Aber kannst du mir das Geschichte erzählen, wann das tatsächlich die Gewalt auf dieser Flucht ausgelöst hat?
I'm down for it. He was saying in the airport, like at least a week. Yeah. 10 days? 10 days is awesome, but if you can only do a week, a week's great too. Das wäre toll. Nein, ich freue mich auf den Anruf, weil ich das wirklich gerne machen würde. Ich würde mich freuen, wenn ihr da kommen würdet.
Yeah, we always joke about how cucked the UK is, but at the same time it's like, well, to them having suppressors is just like being decent to your neighbor.
Das ist ein interessantes Erlebnis. Das ist ein interessantes Erlebnis.
I want to leave Africa with the keto shits.
It's like those starving African children. You're describing these amazing meals. Meanwhile, I'm sitting there at like 2 a.m. with a fucking, what is it? Uncrustable. Uncrustable. More chemicals, please. Give me the red 40, daddy.
Ich liebe Red 40. So lecker. Wir werden jeden Tag 10 Dollar bezahlt, wenn wir Monsanto sagen. Monsanto. Monsanto. Monsanto. Monsanto.
Es ist wie das Argument, Warum sind die Kühe immer noch vorhanden, aber die Buffaloe in den meisten Ländern nicht mehr? Weil niemand die Buffaloe besitzt. Ja, guter Punkt, ja.
Wir werden wahrscheinlich einiges internationales Reisen im nächsten Jahr machen.
Das schlechteste USA. Das schlechteste der USA. Der 51. Staat. Wo auch immer wir es haben. Wir hatten...
Er hat sich gestorben.
Der Chant, den sie gemacht haben. Welchen? Ich erinnere mich nicht genau.
Yeah, Rich is just like, come up. I'm like, we didn't rehearse it, didn't mention it at any point. I'm like, ah, fuck it, sure. I'm glad you didn't land on your head.
Wie viel es nicht schmerzte, war überraschend. Es ist alles Showmanship, aber es ist immer noch Spaß.
It was a wonderful excuse to smoke on stage. It's always allowed when it's part of the act. And funny enough, when he's on stage, it's part of the act.
No. So Angered Cops has a... It's the morale response vehicle, I believe. It's a fire truck that he bought and converted into like it's a mobile bar with a dance floor and everything. He sounds like the best. Buffalo.
Low Recoil, Lightweight and Heavy Caliber. And normally you can pick any two. Yeah, I agree. But you can't get all three. And that somehow has all three. And that was the coolest part, I think, to me.
I caught her afterwards. The guy backstage was like, dude, you guys have that fucking dialed. How did you sabotage the bag to rip at that moment?
Das ist das Wort, das am besten auf dem Sub zusammenfasst, ist Freude. Ja.
The more cell phones you see, the lamer the show has to be. Throws you off.
Yeah, that's what I said. I love the one where, I think it was in Philadelphia, with Bill Burr, where he just starts roasting the audience. He was gonna leave, he's like, no, fuck you, and just starts tearing into the town. Was it that? Yeah, that was Bill Burr.
He doesn't owe anybody any money. So you can do whatever the fuck you want. But then they loved him for it.
Ich glaube, es war etwas über einen riesigen Penis. Oh, ich glaube, wir haben uns alle auf die Ecke geschlagen. Haben wir? Ich weiß nicht, ob wir das schon gemacht haben. Ich kann mich gar nicht erinnern, ob wir das schon gemacht haben.
Du fuhrst im Auto ab... Das wird mich nicht überraschen. ...im Bar mit deinem Sandwich, der halbwegs auf dem Geldregister spült.
Wir hatten einen tollen Tag. Und wir sahen uns alle zusammen und dachten uns, das ist so verrückt.
Wir haben uns auf den Raptor gewandert. Wir haben uns auf den Raptor gewandert. We had to do that. And like better friends, we've never put them on the internet.
Es ist wie wir es vorhin gesprochen haben, wenn ein Founder verlässt oder eine Firma verkauft oder stirbt, starten die Dinge zu scheißen, weil sobald du das Ganze auf einem Board verlässt, Sie sind nicht hier, um zu fragen, was diese Firma in zehn Jahren sein wird. Sie sind meistens hier, um zu fragen, wie ich den besten Q3-Return zeigen kann.
No, we didn't take it apart.
Ja, die eine. Die beste. Das war großartig. Die beste. Terry ist hier.
Me and Brandon.
And again, 100% of this one, which y'all love that shirt and undiagnosed 100% of proceeds are going towards those veteran nonprofits. And then a percentage of everything on store will also be going towards those amazing nonprofits.
Yeah, struggle bussin'. I just like the first idea was like... Ich wette, er kann meine... Er ist ein Hero. Wir senden ihn einfach runter. Wir... Halb. Waren wir nur da, witzig, wie Wood, so wie... Ich mache das Leben nicht mehr.
Go now. I'm going. So fast forward, you get that and then everyone else. What is that experience like afterwards? Because we'll rewind to the story. I want to hear more of like some of the other stuff you've done. Because you were in 2ID initially. And that was, I didn't realize I was 2ID. So I never knew we were part of that. You were in Korea and then I was in Louisville. Yeah.
Ja, das war... Weil du warst in Louis und... 05. Ja, 05. Sie standen auf, sie standen auf in 06, also es war 2CR, dann standen sie auf zu... Dann haben wir auf Infanterie gewechselt. Und dann war es so, okay, 2CR zu Infanterie von 06 bis 08 und dann was auch immer sie danach gemacht haben. Aber das ist... Ich war so, oh shit, ich habe das nicht erkannt. Und dann kamst du als Tanker an.
So you grew up in an actual small town.
Aber das ist so, wie ich denke, dass viele von uns sind. Wir sind so, warum? Ich habe mich vor drei Monaten auf FaceTime gedreht. Das ist das selbe.
Thank you all. Thank you so freaking much. I hope each and every one of you know how amazing you are and that difference you guys and gals make in individuals' lives through just that community-based aspect of hanging out, talking, interacting with each other. Being able to see that in person is one of the greatest gifts you guys could have given us. So thank you so freaking much.
Ich werde aus meinem Haus rauskommen. Du wirst Renten bezahlen. Oder gehst du in die Uni, gehst du ins Militär, gehst du ins Militär.
I like, you're like, don't join combat. It's like, do something that will help you outside the military, like tanks. Those are just up and down the street.
Das ist das, was uns schützt. Wir tun es nicht, aber wir sollten es. Das ist der Grund, warum er einen neuen Körper startet. Sein neuer Non-Profit. Er baut Kildoser. Die AR500-Plate wird gedonatet. Der He-Meyer-Relief-Fund. Warum funktioniert das so gut?
I don't want to break big rocks into little rocks. You get past that. Hey, okay. And then your college is paid for. You're like, hey. Then 9-11 kicks off. You do. What was that experience? Because we've talked to a couple people, but everyone's experience is different. You're in your unit now for a year, two years at that point.
Ich kann es nicht stressen. Wir haben es schon ein paar Mal gesprochen. Es ist die Idee, dass es so cool klingt, bis es nur ein Schlag ist. Und dann denkst du dir, oh Mann, das ist... Das ist wie Paintball, aber das tötet mich. Das ist viel schlimmer. Ich gehe das nicht weg. Ich liebe dich. Eli hat es gemacht. Das ist viel schlimmer als ich.
Ich liebe euch alle.
Wir können auf deinem... Du bist der echte Hero, Eli. Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... Das ist wirklich... I will say, the running joke is for the year. Brandon, you explain it, because it's done to you. It was a fine Veterans Day.
Ein Jahr hat dieser Lächeln nichts gemacht. So we're like, we'll close it out with a proper closeout.
Volle Runde. Volle Runde. Und es ist so erschreckend, es ist immer noch etwas wie... Mit Freunden wie diesen. Und das war das Beste, es brachte viel gute Licht und negative Licht in der Wahl, aber über das war es wirklich gute Licht. Jeder ist ein guter Sport darüber, auch auf Social Media. Er hat so viele Leute, wie wir einen Wettbewerbs-Tag-Post gemacht haben. Es ist wie uns im Service.
Und es ist jetzt Unsub's best performing post ever, was etwas zu sagen ist. Es ist hey, wie alle Hosts.
Der, der mich am meisten gefällt hat, war, dass Brandon Oakleefs auf seinem Medal of Honor hat. Ich dachte, du gehst hart, wenn du zwei oder drei Oakleefs auf dem Medal hast. Ich dachte, unser Junge hat seinen Reflex gewonnen.
Und dann ist es da oben.
Niemals, nimm es nicht mit. Habe einfach einen echten Trunk versteckt für deine Großbrüder und Kinder. Es ist wie ein Uniform, ein Fake Medal of Honor und so random Rippen drin. Und sie werden sagen, ja.
Wir sind so gespannt. Cody, willst du diesen F***ing abhaken? Oh, warte, wir müssen das zuerst machen. Bereit, alle? Du kannst es nicht, du musst es poppen. Drei, zwei, eins, bereit? Halt es auf den Mikrofon. Drei, zwei, eins.
You retard. Dynabag. Politicians don't go to heaven. Sorry. So I was like, you guys are all gonna get along so good with Clint. Oh boy, loves the government so much.
Ich denke nicht mehr. Das ist cool. Durch das geht es zurück zu deinen Gefühlen, weil es eine der schwersten Dinge ist, das in Wörtern für eine generelle Person zu sagen. Es ist nicht, etwas zu akzeptieren, weil es ist wie Nein, ich habe nichts dafür gemacht, besonders du. Du bist ein sehr selbstloser Individuum und zu haben, dass
all the lights aren't you, they fly you out and then come to find out your battle buddies are the ones that also put in word for it, right?
What's up? Well, this is one of the last episodes for the Veterans Day month, so fucking the way to do this one.
I love how you... Brandon Herrera.
I know this is an episode where I was like, fuck, do it. Oh, God. It's an honor and then a nightmare at the same time. It's like, oh, this is going to be a really cool podcast.
Und es ist... Es ist etwas Erstaunliches zu hören, weil, wie immer, alles, was ich gemacht habe, wird sich nie an das bezeichnen. Und ich will nie in diese Position gesetzt werden. Und du warst glücklich, hier zu sein, weil du dich aufhörst und dann verrückte, verrückte, verrückte, verrückte, verrückte, verrückte. Ich meine, sogar so viele Leute wie du tust.
Ich weiß, es ist so ein hartes Mindset zu brechen. Es ist so, hey, das tut weh, weil ich so viele Leute verloren habe. Anstatt darauf zu schauen, ist es so, hey, ich habe so viele Leute gerettet, weil es durch deine Aktionen war und deine, weil du, ich hatte, ich hatte, ich hatte nur eine dumme Idee, aber es war so, Mann, wir werden unsere Arme gekackt.
Auch für die Leute, die nicht wissen, wie dreckig diese Kampfposition war. Und dann riefen Sie die Drillen in Ihrem Kopf, wo Sie sagten, ah, wenn wir das gemacht hätten, dann würden wir das so machen. Was wahrscheinlich zu einem...
Das ist das, was wir schon für uns gedacht hatten. Und was war das Jahr, an dem sie sagten, hey, wir wollen nicht kämpfen. War es 2003, sagst du? Ja, es war kurz danach. Es war so 2003, 2004. Sechs Jahre später war es, als es war. Oh ja. Und du bist noch da und so, Mann. Mann, das ist der US-Militär oder Regierung in einem... In einem Ausdruck.
Ich habe den Jungs über Hamburger Hill gesprochen. Ich war so, wir werden einen 90%-Kasualitätsrat haben, um etwas zu nehmen, das auf dem Battlefield keine Bedeutung hat, nur um zu sagen, wir haben es gemacht und dann es nach einer Woche verlassen. Du bist so, ja. Wir haben es geschafft. Es ist so, dass sich jeder gerade schmerzt. Wir haben es geschafft.
Die einzige Sache, die man Pull-Out macht, ist das Kühlschrank. Da sind wir. Ich bin froh, dass wir alle das gleiche Gefühl haben. Niemand in dieser Table Pull-Out macht. Ich habe sechs Kinder.
Bro, pull out! Bro! You didn't learn either?
Oh, verdammt. Also, strategische 2009, oder?
Oh, das ist wahr. Oh mein Gott. Mein Mann ist ein Nerd. Für nicht mehr Internet, aber du hast noch ein bisschen Nerd-Wissen, mein Mann. Die DVDs. Lies nicht. Das ist VHS. Laser-Desk. Du erweistest es immer noch, nachdem du es gesehen hast. So bad fucking, literally the worst positioning possible. Imagine a fishbowl and the bottom of that fishbowl is where you guys are based out of.
And it's a Cobb, right?
In dieser Gegend.
Das war ein strategischer Punkt in der Kriege. Crawfordsville, Indiana? Ja. Alabama. Mexiko. Gary, Indiana.
Ja. Nur um sicher zu sein, dass ich auf der Speed. Das ist das Militär. Das ist...
Das klingt wie eine Menge Logistik, um rein und raus zu kommen.
Du kannst nicht andere Dinge als Wiener sagen. Ich versuche, schön zu sein. Brandon, nimm ein schönes Wort.
Helikopter sind nicht wie Flugzeuge, wo sie einfach... Du schaust auf weniger Luftbewegung, sie werden unabhängig.
Würde es gewesen sein?
Even think when you're a two-stroke engine, when you're dialing in, how much air it's taking in to not...
Und ich denke auch, dass jeder sagen wird, wenn du über Nacht campst oder so in der Wildnis, dann campst du nicht in der Wälder, weil das die kalteste ist. Das ist das Problem für alles. Also, Helikopter, der kleinste Lieblingsplatz ist direkt da, bei 9000 Metern Höhe und versuchen, das zu kämpfen und einen warmen Milch zu erzeugen.
So they're dealing with that. You're dealing with that. And then you're like, okay, well, here we are looking up this beautiful countryside.
Ja, also vor allem, als du alles hattest, hattest du, du hattest, wie gesagt,
And still to this day you don't. Du bist ein echter... Du lebst einfach nur in North Dakota.
So, du schaust dich um und denkst dir, okay, hier ist all diese Scheiße. Und nochmals, wie hat sich die Höhe verändert, von deiner Sicht auf die Höhe der Berge, nur um die Leute zu beurteilen? Weil das ist verrückt.
Du hattest 2.000, 3.000 Meter. Ich dachte, die Bäumegröße war, was war es, 16.000? Also 5.000 Meter, du schaust auf die Höhe, du kannst nicht. Du denkst, oh, das kann an uns schauen.
I mean, literally, what? They were at Helm's Deep, but Helm's Deep was in a shittier bowl.
Helm's Deeper.
Dude, Helm's Deeper, the Battle of Helm's Deeper. Well, that's on Wikipedia now.
Oh mein Gott, ich liebe das so sehr.
Get the fuck out of here! You, like, you have jank-ass teeth.
Von der Kriegszeit bis jetzt. In den letzten 200 Jahren.
To put that in perspective of how rare that is. Again, out of how many? 30 million, you were saying? 26 million? Yeah, it was like 26, 28 million, I think.
This is lots of money dumped into that, okay? And so we'll get so much viewership once we turn to power slides.
I don't know.
The sand people. Those fucking sand Yurikai. That's so harsh.
Oh, ich weiß es noch nicht. Ich dachte, wo gehen wir hin? Ich dachte, ich muss es zurück auf die Story-Passe legen.
Du hast es schon gesagt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt. Du hast es schon oft erzählt.
Okay, für die Leute im Militär, die verabschiedet wurden, ist das verdammt wild, dass das während der Mittagsverabschiedung passiert hat für einen NCO in dieser Position.
Also für alle da draußen, das ist ein verrückter Cody für euch hier. Verstehen Sie... Verdammt, wie sage ich das? Was zur Hölle?
Ja, fast. Ich meine, ja, du hast diese Individuen, die haben... Du steppst auf. Wir sind hier für immer, wir haben Chase. Eigentlich ein gutes Beispiel. Chase... Er kommt zu den Podcasts und sagt, hey, wir tappen raus. Und dann ist es plötzlich so, wir brauchen einen Podcast. Und dann haben wir auch nur eine neue Person gegründet, die niemand je gehört hat.
Und dann müssen sie auch in eine Leidenschaftsposition steigen und sagen, Hi, hello, you all have to record a podcast. This is your manager stepping away for two weeks. It's a preconceived two weeks, but then a new manager that is secondary is stepping up also at the same time that you just met that day. That is how that works. Brand new bosses are in this role.
One, you kind of know, you being that one. Aber es ist jemand, der nicht dafür gebeten hat, sich aufzuhalten und zu sagen, hey, jetzt bist du in Kontrolle von jedem. Und dieser neue Junge steht auch in Kontrolle von jedem. Dein Analog macht mich wütend. Es sollte.
Ich meine, es ist, ich weiß nicht, es ist wahrscheinlich, weil ich es schlecht gemacht habe, aber auch, es sind neue Leute, die sich aufhören.
Er ist so dumm, dass du sprichst. Ich bin so dumm, dass du sprichst. Ich bin so dumm, dass du sprichst.
Ich bin so glücklich. Das ist eine Synopsis. Es ist, dass man Leute beurteilt, die einen nicht wissen, aber es ist nicht auf diesem Niveau. Und der andere ist ein neuer Typ, der sich einfach in die... Sie haben sich einfach verpisselt und dich verlassen? Sie haben keine Chance.
Das ist es, was ich glaube, du gehst wirklich über und über. Und du exemplifizierst, was das bedeutet, dass du noch heute, selbst auf dem Anruf, du warst so, das ist nicht, nein. Und es waren deine Jungs, die dir gesagt haben, hey, hey, du hast etwas gemacht.
Das ist, das ist ein guter, und das ist eine Butterbar an dieser Zeit? Nein, er wurde zu einem 1.
1.
Lieutenant, also im Militär für ein Jahr. Also das ist für Referenz, du bist in der Schule für vier Jahre gewesen und dann bist du ein Jahr im Service und jetzt machst du das Art von Anruf, okay? Wenn deine NCOs dir sagen, was du gerade machst. Weil viele Offiziere, sogar Kapitäne, hören zu ihren NCOs. Sie hören zu ihren Verabschiedeten und sagen, hey, was soll ich jetzt tun?
Und für ihn zu sagen, ich rufe Feuer an. Für J-Dams, ich vermute. Ja, J-Dams. In 100... In 100 Yards. Ja. Ist wild. Die Leute, die wir im Podcast gesprochen haben, wir wären in den Streckern, wir würden J-Dams anrufen, um Bomben auf Brücken oder Häuser zu schießen und wir würden alle 500 Meter hoch stehen und sagen, oh, wow, fühlst du das?
Ja, und ihr seid so, yo, keine Sorge, du musst nicht schauen, du wirst sehen, wo diese Scheiße landet.
Du bist gut außerhalb von Danger Close. Holy shit, and these are like 500 pounds.
It's a very distinct taste. Yeah. I just like, it is so military. In that midst of everything, you're just like, oh man, it's Dr. Pepper. I just want to smoke. Dope dog. That cherry. Just burning bright and you don't give a fuck. It's the middle of the day. I don't think I don't give a fuck. They haven't hit me yet. This lung cancer is gonna get me. Same mindset across everything.
When you're in that situation, you're like, I don't give a fuck. I don't give a fuck.
Holy fuck, dude. How long was that actual full engagement for everything to be done before they were like, hey. Because they were inside the camp at this point. They were inside basically within the first hour. They are inside the Cobb at this point. That's what's crazy. It's not like they're pushing in. They are already inside and having these battles inside the Cobb.
How big is the Cob in total?
Gott, nur, nur wie das, das, das. Let me load this bitch again. She's being a dirty whore today. I haven't made it to the 64 round mark where they yell at me.
I don't want to get in trouble now. Holy shit. And then at what point, because you also took a, it was an RPG shrapnel? Yep. What hit you? And then it was in your arm. I do.
We are at, we'll just say $72,000 in money raised for veteran nonprofits. I'm just truly thankful for being able to do this. And that is because of this amazing community. We are $72,000 to go to three amazing nonprofits, veteran nonprofits. And it's all thanks to you all. So thank you so freaking much. And Das kommt vom gesamten Team.
Und was war deine Kapazität auf der Basis?
Das ist das Wahnsinn. Du hast so viele. Und es ist nicht, das sind Feuerwaffen und Leute, die sich in diesem Terrain gewohnt sind.
Holy shit.
Das ist ein wichtiger Teil der Führung. Es ist, dass ich den richtigen Anruf mache, weil du sagen musst, es ist, dass es die schwerste Teil der Führung ist, dass ein einziger Moment, wo, danke Gott, viele Leute nicht durchgehen müssen. Es ist die schwierige Wahl. Es ist wie, hey, du willst es, egal was. Es ist wie, hey, ich will das tun. Es ist nur strategisch die schlechteste Option.
Und das ist, wo du musst, du musst das Blut zerstören und damit leben. Aber verstehe, es ist die richtige Wahl am Ende des Tages.
Ja, das ist das Schwierigste an all dem. Und das zu können, das sogar für ihn. Das bedeutet, er war in einem Jahr an diesem Punkt.
Das ist viel. Und dann nicht, besonders auf der Offiziersseite. Du weißt nicht, worauf du eingeladen wirst. Du wirst einfach in die Winden des Militärs geworfen. Hat er noch seinen Ranger-Tab? Vielleicht? Oder nein? Butterman war nicht ein...
But you're like, my homeboy made some right choices. Ranger School was not one of the ones he was going to make.
Wild. Und dann zum Schluss. Wie schlecht war dein persönlicher Wunsch? Weil du den Schrapnel vom RPG genommen hast. Und dann warst du gut. Du warst noch mit dem Schrapnel zu kämpfen. Und dann warst du so, hey.
Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig. Es ist lustig.
So you just fought on right after that. You're like, okay, slight patch up and then push it through.
No. How many times have we... Did you put two feet on that as you're tugging it?
We call that the finisher. The left is the sustainer. Du hast den mysteriösen Stranger-Perk ausgelöst. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
So you get two, right?
Oh Scheiße.
Forth, if you could send that to the unsubscribed podcast. We put it back there. Now it's ours. That little guy? Don't worry about that. That's Brandon. Fuck off.
Ich liebe es, wenn man nicht so viel verpasst.
Fuck. He was stolen, I wanted him. For a true American hero.
He got you. He got you. And that's why. Forced Valor once again. I just like you're like, I got this motherfucker and you dropped it.
Now, one of my favorite things is you bring it everywhere wadded up in your pocket.
I love it. You guys wonder why I love this man. Moments like that. Ever since I met you, you've been who you are, which is an amazing human. And you brought it today. You tossed it to Brandon. So Brandon caught it. Thank God.
Oh yeah, whip that bitch out. YouTube, blur this shit. I love that it was in your pocket.
We'll pass it around. Brandon, you're gonna wear this. Ich weiß, was ich tun muss, ich weiß nur nicht, ob ich die Kraft habe, es zu tun. Oh Gott, Alter, es ist so wild, wie bei jedem anderen Militär. Auch das Distinguished Service Cross, das ist der zweite höchste. Und du denkst, oh, sie reduzieren es. Und dann denkst du, warum sollen sie es reduzieren? Ich dachte, es wäre eine Silberstar.
Und dann gehst du rein und denkst, was ist das? Fuck. Kids in Basic, don't lie. Basic Training, you looked and you're like, that's crazy.
Es ist schwer, diese Geschichten zu konzeptualisieren. Und diese Geschichte für die Eternität zu sein. Weil es nicht so ist, wie du es gesagt hast. Wie viele Leute haben es? 1.440 Menschen, total 3.600.
Oh Gott, nein.
I was like, I hope he knows what he's getting into on this podcast. I was like, picture the military and that's it. Call him a border guard guy.
Brandon, it's your third one. I got nothing, man.
Oh, was wäre der beste Weg für diesen Thumbnail? Weil der Thumbnail wird definitiv du machen. Wir wollen deine Fotos wiederentwickeln, aber er ist jetzt du. Also, das ist immortalisiert in allen Podcasts. Ihr habt so viel Zeit mit diesem Mann.
This is how we close this chapter and all of this is going to be. What would be the most respectful way from your end to put it on him or do we put it on him? You let me know on the respect program because I have zero. I gave him my proposal.
Push it away from me. I was like, why are you being gay?
And then Crispy and Jack, who got shot, but didn't get a purple heart.
Weißt du, was sie gegen ihn für seine Konkurrenz genutzt haben?
From Dulles?
Das ist der eine, das ist der Clip, den du benutzen wirst. Ich lachte und sie haben das ausgeschnitten. Das ist Brannon hat es. Die Veteranen sind so.
politics it's so it's amazing when are you getting back into it hopefully never man hopefully hopefully they just vote right wait what are we doing are we doing no are we saying no what to what are you not getting back into them what are we doing brandon are we allowed to talk about this on the podcast chase is right there so we can tell them to edit this out
Was, wenn wir einen ATF-Direktor hätten? Das wäre die Nummer eins.
200 Dollar. So dumm. 200 Dollar. Es könnte günstiger sein. Ja. I'll just say I've got some ideas. I got plans. You're like, fuck. I can't wait. Metal, how would we do this? For a thumbnail, what would be the most respectful way to do that and then do branded service and also for the lols? I'm trying to think. What would be?
This is why you're in the position and not me, because I would just put it on. But I wanna do everyone as the actual respect. Brian's like, he's sweating, he's like, I was more comfortable when he was throwing it at me.
It'll be fun, they said. Clint ist so, warum ist das so? Wie wenn du den Wert der Verantwortung trägst.
Oh mein Gott. Haben wir eine Chain?
Jake, hör auf.
Nein, nein, wir können das nicht machen. Wir nehmen die Krosse und legen sie um die Krosse.
Und dann nehmen wir den Cross und dann ist es sehr mexikanisch, weil du Rosarie-Breden hast. Und der Metall hängt gerade hier. Oder es ist viel offensiver. Es ist einer oder der andere. Du wirst entweder viele Mexikaner oder viele Veteranen fressen.
Thank you. Dear God.
We're going to do the ceremony for it. We're making a joke, right? Yeah, we're making a joke. That's why I want to respect, because I know you're going to be big on respecting that, and I just want to respect that. So we will figure this out. And if we just put it on Brandon's mic, which will always forever be the Medal of Honor microphone.
Brandon, turn your microphone around. Nope, nope, nope. Turn it that way. There we go. Sag, sag, aber sprich zu Brandon, wenn du es machst. Ja, das ist Brandon's Neck. Eli, sind wir gerade die Lüge zu töten? Wir sind zu töten. Wir sind zu töten. Wir töten nichts. Das ist zu töten. Real Jokes sterben nicht. Ja, sie leben für immer. Oh, I'm so sorry, Brandon. No, you're not.
Was haben wir für Veteranen bis jetzt erholt? Oh Scheiße, guter Segway. Wir haben so 60.000 in 11 Tagen. Das ist auch der 12. Der 12. 12 Tage. Also 60.000 haben wir in 12 Tagen erholt. Und ich weiß, dass das noch mehr durch den Ruf gehen wird. In den nächsten... 17 Tagen? 18 Tagen? 18 Tage! 18 Tage! 18, oh, für diesen, egal, es ist eine Woche.
Es wird ein Hundertstel, wenn wir das richtig machen, Fragezeichen, ich weiß nicht. Wir töten es, alle von euch töten es. Chase wird die echte Nummer für das erheben und dann, was großartig ist, großartiges Segway. You actually have a non-profit that you stand behind, which I think out of anyone that knows the trials and tribulations of veterans. Drink, I know.
Es wäre du, also hättest du eine gute Idee. Und du hast das eigentlich aufgenommen. Du bist so, hey, ich unterstütze diese Leute, weil sie dich unterstützen und sie unterstützen andere Veteranen, wenn du dich auf sie öffnen möchtest.
Well, maybe other ones too.
Okay, Mr. Hat. It's like the sorting hat from Harry Potter.
We're going to donate at least, at minimum, as much as we raise, we're allocating 33% towards that non-profit. Because, again, one of the individuals that knows veterans It's dealt with the VA and then dealt with the military and then knows about, hey, trials, tribulations, and then the PTSD and everything. Drink on that.
An individual that has been through all that at every level, you are the one we want to lead. If you're the one waving the flag, like, hey, this organization actually does good and needs funds, that is what we will put towards what we're doing this month. Und ich denke, alle Jungs sind bereit für das.
Die Leute haben sich am Tag erschossen.
Es ist eine Ehre, etwas wie dieses zu machen oder für Autismus oder für alles, in dem wir einen Unterschied machen wollen. Und das ist eine so beeindruckende, erstaunliche Sache. Also danke von der Spitze unseres Herzens. Lass uns das aus dem Wasser fließen. Just keep kicking ass. Let's keep these sales going for Veterans Month.
Bros being bros. It's what actually makes a difference. And all of you that reach out. We have had hundreds of thousands of messages to this date of like, hey... Ich war in einem schlechten Ort. Und das ist das, was mich aus diesem Ort entfernt hat. Und das ist, weil es so ist, was wir verpasst haben. Und ich garantiere dir, du kannst zu diesem sprechen. Das ist die Gemeinsamkeit von...
Die Gang, du bist einfach so, Mann, du bist, du bist, du bist um die Leute umgewandelt, du bist in ihnen eingeladen. Und dann machst du das für 16 Monate, zwei, drei Jahre, und dann ist es plötzlich. Es ist weggezogen.
Ja, es tut es wirklich. Ja, da bist du.
What is the saying? It's a... Don't be a bitch. Permanent solution to a temporary problem. Yeah, exactly. That is the saying. Because it is... It's a wild one. You have the exact opposite where it's like the guys I deployed with. You have 16 KI and then 28 since being back. And you're like, what the fuck? But then it is the individuals that stopped reaching out or talking.
Das war die Part, mit der ich okay war. Brian ist so zufrieden. Danke. Danke. Nehmt das von mir weg. Ich bringe es zurück. Do you know who you're talking to? Clint, do you know who you're fucking talking to? You stand to parade rest when you rub his back. I thought it was a parade attention for this one. Sorry, Brandon, I love you.
Hey Hund, was ist los? Sind wir gut? Was ist los?
Das ist meine Lieblingssache.
Es ist wild, weil wir eine höhere Anzahl von Menschen haben, die nicht im Kampf waren. M.O.S., die die Leben der Individuen im Kampf nehmen.
Ich habe eigentlich keine Ahnung, weil ich das nur am letzten Tag gelesen habe. Es war eine wehre Statistik.
I was just feeling like you earned that. You earned that microphone.
Ich mag es, dich in den Medien zu sehen und zu sagen, der weiße Junge bei der Arbeit, er ist ein Badass. Bring ihm eine 9.
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But the first one to show up.
And it was impressively fast. Well, it's a small town that has like zero crime. That's a good point. So it's like they're all bored and they just want to chill.
He tried to throw you in handcuffs. I'm going to throw you in handcuffs. And we're all like, yo, this is escalating hilariously.
Yeah, exactly. The dude's being us.
I'm like, you are so lucky there is no crime in this town, because you would get killed in the streets.
Oh, that's why this is a comedy podcast.
The rest of them showed up. The first thing, the supervisor shows up and he's just like, so, uh, let me guess, you boys aren't from around here. I just hit him immediately with, don't matter.
It was a very funny interaction.
And the footage looks like this. There's so much to do.
Oh yeah, 100%.
We were in the state. Not to name any names. We were in the state. Yeah, let's bleep that. What city does he live in? I mean, that's a very common name. I love we were in the state for seven fucking hours before getting detained by the police. Yeah, it's pretty impressive. Is that a new record?
I don't think I need to unlock a skill tree to get basic human courtesy.
Yeah. You want drinks or food or something? What do you think? This is a fucking restaurant?
I don't think you're gonna have a problem with your two children.
They couldn't get there fast enough. But I was going to buy ten of them. Just so we could all put on the Groucho Marx glasses.
I never want to go back to that town, but I would for that one instance. The grand opening. Well, the original plan was... Do it. Do it.
Yeah. I always think, I'm like, oh, I'm brown. This isn't a problem. Then I remember, well, my grandmother's German. Problem? Those genes come out. Yeah, your heart goes out to everyone.
That's the corporate version of it follows.
I'm the ghost of your LinkedIn. That's harassment. We would never do that. But it's very funny. Fucking slutty stupid. I think you're almost at the bottom of it now. You're just free-balling these by now.
I think that's called being impounded. They arrested my car. They shoot it. Deport it. No, Jeff, no! Immigration. I have to buy another one.
Hondo. Nippa. Or Canipa.
Tahoe does not do that. They'll incrementally put them, but it's like 75. 55, 50, 45, 35. It's like, what the? That was like a block.
Depends on which part of your arm you put it against.
So once again, you didn't get pulled over by a real cop just like you didn't go to a real podcast? Yeah. You just keep getting kidnapped? Yeah.
That's how you hit the kid from Pet Sematary.
I still think you fake it, though, frankly.
Yeah, it's kind of like, you know, the hot ones. If Sean Evans has his bit, this is our bit. So put these on. Come ones. Yeah, come ones.
God nerfed you. He's too dangerous to be kept alive.
God, we're saving some for the rest of this. All these tricks are stationary. That's your offender's superpower and offset. I can't fucking run. You're like, oh, I want to be dead shot. Yeah, okay, cool. You're basically paraplegic. Where's the con?
Yeah.
This cunt sucks, man.
I'm just picturing. No, dude, she's f***ing good. I'm picturing breaking into your house and your wife, you know, you and your wife both get up. She tosses a frying pan and you bang a shot off that into the interior. Like, hell yeah, baby.
That sounds good. Holy Jesus, that was aggressive. Bush light. Come on, house elf. Now I'm the house elf. Yeah, sock.
You pitched that idea, but that was before we were an hour in.
No, we're like 48 minutes.
Oh, Poppycock, where's another one for me?
I haven't had a bush light at least in a long time.
Docs your buddy. Docs your buddy for the nutsack picture, but protect AT&T. Glad podcast floor. Anyway, sorry.
That video was single-handedly the reason I bought a Glock .44. Really? Yeah. It was awesome.
Dude, you're just using me for my boat? Kind of, I mean.
Is it because it's, like, tossing them off the table?
Just let him go. He's like, man, we've been lost in the woods for six days. We're running low on armor.
We're the snail.
To be fair, I can't think of anything scarier than trying to go about my business and just know that Nick is trying to eat me.
Something, something, I also detonate on impact with soft tissue. It was right there. Both instances involved AP is insane.
That part hurts, but it's my bedside now. Is it? I love that thing.
I don't think you're going to have a problem with your two children. Three. No.
Which is like, after everything. Because we were just there for Demo's retirement episode. At DriveTanks.
Shade thrown.
It was the Pioneer. It was like dog shit gun. I'm trying to tell them. They're like, both these guns look the same, like a Pioneer and Arsenal. I'm like, I know they might look similar, but very radically different build. And it was like minutes of shithead barely at 100 yards.
Dude, the arsenal was amazing. 1.3 ish.
It broke. It's better now? So that's Brancy. I think he bought it for like a quarter million. Jesus Christ. Those are like absurdly sought after. Well, I mean, it was the same with Kevin's. His Stoner 63A. Because I look like a bitch in the video when I shoot it because I had it set to semi. And I'm expecting one round. Cause I just want to do like one, two. Okay. Full auto.
You know, I got the belt hanging out and everything like, all right, And I almost go over the berm. Yeah, I got that. And I look back over at Kevin. I'm like, oh, so semi is just fucking. He's like, semi, nope.
I had to, you know, I had to redeem myself. The first round I was expecting one and got eight. Yeah, yeah.
No. It's almost like they're written by people who don't fucking know what they're talking about. Exactly.
You know who should have the FAA? Somebody who fucking hates planes.
That's your fucking outro. Yeah, wacko. Straight wacko. Straight wacko. Oh, we got a gay wacko too now. Hey. Hey.
That is the most Iowa bestiality bullshit I've ever heard in my entire life.
That is straight up a f***ing name. How the f*** are you not? Angus Whacker. I didn't want to assume he wasn't. Angus Whacker is like, that's up there with Johnny Sins. This sounds like he jerks off cows.
This podcast has already gone off the fucking rails. Usually you only taste those once.
I don't know if we ever did.
Sorry, I could have reached over and done that a long time ago. But me and Cody were out for some gay Hollywood shit, and we were over at, actually, we stopped at Terrence while we were out there.
So if you've ever seen John Wick or Jamie Foxx or any of those guys that are training, doing real good shit with handguns and stuff, this is where they're shooting. And so we went out there. We were hanging with him for a little bit. And there's a lot of Hollywood L.A. types. You found it. You found it? Sorry, Wookie.
That's graphic. We had... I don't even do that when I watch your uncensored fucking shooting videos.
It's still like the ship of Theseus. It's the same thing, I mean, philosophically, maybe.
Obviously. Lionel Richie all night long.
What? You don't know that song? No. All night long. Come on.
Man, you guys have both literally found soulmates.
Three of them were Jurassic Park. I would do... No, it was like... Oh, hold on.
He's fucking positioning his Starlink toward the window.
Dudes will say, hell yeah, Speed. Hell yeah, hell yeah, brother. So will Germans in 1939.
Wouldn't know.
I probably threw your stuff away. That was just after the age. Probably just after the age I was sending those as part of a school project.
So we... Oh my god, yeah. I started 7th grade. The end of 2007.
Oh, yeah. Okay.
That's never what you want to hear about any joke.
Some poor kid's getting his ass beat by his dad.
It's such a deep cut. I don't even feel like explaining this joke anymore.
They took it seriously. And there's a cool element to it, too, because a lot of these guys, these are their medals. And these are all either active duty or prior guys that are just coming up. Not just buying them on eBay or whatever, but it's just like, oh, yeah, this is mine. I want to give it to you for like...
shared valor yeah it's like it's not like not just for the bit because like they're acknowledging the bit but it's also like you guys do so much for the veteran community Brandon's crowdfunding valor Brandon's doing website go valor me oh no
Like, I hate the joke. Obviously, f*** you, Eli Still. It's still pretty cool. But it's cool that, like... For it to mean that much is kind of neat. Right, right.
Who the fuck were you? When I have kids and whatnot, just to leave on top of the trunk or whatever, just a paper explanation.
Oh god, no. It's going into overtime. Actually, that 30 rack really disappeared fast. You Iowa boys are fucking ridiculous. We got another one.
I love it so much, if I stop drinking it, I start to shake a little bit.
I explained that trick to somebody the other day, and they did not find it as funny as we did. The Red Rocket trick?
And how?
I wonder how much Coca-Cola donated to certain senatorial campaigns.
Oh, yeah. Always is.
Surprise.
Show me your penis trick.
Hitler literally created Fanta. I'm thinking of those, like, early 2000s, like, Fanta commercials where you got, like, the belly dancers, like, dancing around, all that shit. It kind of sounded a little bit German now that I'm thinking about it.
That's the commercial. Somebody needs to deepfake a very serious Hitler face. Fanta back!
He didn't touch the cookies and milk, but he took your cat away to convert it.
I can still start my car. Well, that's good.
Yeah. Looking at all the Irish in the room.
Yeah. Yeah. They were going to drop the issue, but they learned their lesson. I think I said at the end of the video, I'm like, yeah, by the way, Sig, if you need an address to send the cease and desist to, let me know. You went hard on that video. You went proper.
And I also detailed why their marketing guy can't admit that there was ever a problem. Because it's going to f*** them in the ongoing litigation that they have for the issues they had with you. They're still in court for a lot of those. So if they admit fault, they're admitting fault in court. It's going to be used against them. I understand it. But you didn't have to say anything.
And you sure as shit didn't have to gaslight your audience and say that you're anti-gun grifters. That was f***ing funny. If you can read...
Well, so I don't know, because like a week later, which I'm glad, because we were going to go to Q... And I was going to film that video before, and I didn't. I didn't get a chance to, and I had to film it after. But while we were at Q, they released the truth about the P320 continued. Like, they doubled down. Oh, my God. It's like the meme.
It's like, when I'm in a making things worse competition and my opponent is sick. No. Doomed. But yeah, no, I recorded it after that. While we were there at Q, like a lot of their employees are former SIG guys, like former SIG engineers. And we all knew about it.
The fat triggers and everything like that. Because, well, here's the thing. That's what we were hearing at fucking Q is like all the bandaid fixes they put on it because they couldn't admit they had a problem. That's what fucks me up about it where they're like, it could never have done this. This never happened. You're crazy. Honey, you love being gas lit. It's like, no.
They did their voluntary upgrade so you don't drop it and shoot yourself. It's like, well, it's not a recall. It's a voluntary upgrade.
I'm like, I'm slightly drunk, but now I'm like, I want to go open those curtains.
You won't suck my cock, bro.
I've got a capybara story I can't tell on the podcast. I'll tell you later.
Thank you. Is it like your hot Spanish teacher? Like, what's up?
And now back in. A couple of bush lights later.
Why? Like genuinely, why? Because of him. Because it's cheap as fuck. It's the nectar of the cobs.
The audience is gonna hate this episode because like now we're all just talking over each other like we're having like three different conversations. Sorry, editor.
Well, they're continuously bailing out. It was a thing for a long time.
You're a mix. They still have it, though? They made it all the way through? They lost it in the 80s to the farm crisis.
They're over here like, oh yeah?
I will say, being in Texas, your odds of being released in that sort of traffic stop really went up when you have red hair. Yep. Just the beard, though.
They don't really put us anywhere where we can grow crops. You had really good ambassadors, though, like John No Potato.
Oh, that's a different gazelle. Oh He's a weird gazelle. That's a brown gazelle. They do have everything there.
You know there is a non-zero percent chance you are the first person from Iowa to figure that out.
Because it's a real deer.
Yeah. Not $17,500. It's like $10 for a salvage. And it's a real deer?
The Midwesterners have taken over the podcast.
I have access all in my neighborhood. And, like, the boom box is now whispering to me like the green goblin.
Well, I'm actually not sure what the laws are here for that because I think if Axis is still considered a pest animal, you can just gank it. I don't know. That's not legal advice.
All the way around.
Like raccoons, possums, squirrels, hookers, something.
There's a don't shoot on my list, and I'm picking possums.
No, they're huge. That's a big fucker.
So that's the YouTube's other N-word?
We're talking about the things that drop down and go... You also can't say N-O-D-S either. I already just said it. Sorry.
We have a fucking YouTube cab.
Just a play button. No, it's the stripes. It's just red white red The other n-word is All right, sorry get the beep, but like fucking not being able to see it's fucking retarded That's that's dumb or like some of the other things we were talking about like what can we shame?
Don't take it personal, though.
No, we should keep it in. Because that's stupid.
Yeah, bleep them out, but like, that is so stupid. That actually bothers me.
You can't say bite vision or Bermal.
That was the most concussive artillery I've ever seen in my life.
Dude, so, like, straight up, it was like... Because Nick fired it. Like, I had equipped, Nick fired... But I was directly in line with the vent. Dude, that ass will suck. It was like somebody took an open hand and slapped my fucking liver.
Oh, hell yeah. You guys haven't had a podcast since then? Oh, boy.
I've shot a lot of, like, you know, tanks, explosives, fucking whatever. That one caught me off guard. For sure. I was genuinely surprised.
Well, I think it's faster, but it was also just like the concussion was the most aggressive thing I've ever experienced in my life. Do you think they packed?
We blew you down for that. I heard the podcast and music play in my head when you said that. I have been Pavlov'd by our own shit.
But that Sherman was never demilled, ever?
Yeah, they were just shooting the berm.
Dude, that Pac-40 was a whole different experience. What's the Pac-40? It was the German artillery piece during World War II. It was also 7.5.
No, thankfully. Oh, I've had that before, though. Like when we're filming videos where we're doing the ballistic dummies and stuff like that, and you're just like, all right, we do this for the take, and boom, okay, we do the thing. And it's just like...
You're the more impressive shooter.
The shitty part is what happened to the nine-year-old shooting with the paintball gun.
It felt like Rambo First Blood. Yeah.
But she sprinted at you. She went, no, and ran at you faster than I've ever seen someone that big run. I was actually impressed. I can't hit you.
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Did all of that like kind of come from the Lieutenant Dan role?
Sarah! Hollywood stories. How many kids in that basement?
he did say it was an air force base it reminds me of i don't know if you've ever brought this up in a video i know i think you have the deployable uh the deployable burger king yeah oh yeah america has a deployable burger king that can be anywhere in the world in 24 hours that's what we refer to as a tactical
Europeans have to look at that and think that's the most American shit ever.
They're like, well, Purple Hearts. To be fair, that's like World War II. They're like, man, so many people are getting shot. We need to change the criteria for Purple Hearts, because everybody would have one. They're like, dude, shot twice. It's like, well, you still got hurt. That still counts, I feel like. Yeah, exactly.
That's what I hear.
What do you mean? The studio can fuck up a good production?
Also, I'm aware of how many Irish people I pissed off by saying that.
For those who don't know, that was a dig.
It's like thermobaric RPGs or whatever you guys are talking about. It was cool as shit.
I still want you to tell your Fortnite.
It's around the Civil War.
it was uh i mean robert e lee i think was a colonel in the american military during that um the mexican-american war yeah it's it's just after the civil war isn't it it's just before oh just before yeah that's pretty good like late 40s early 50s i think so or something like that i'm going to find that dude's story i wonder if there's anybody like jesus o'neill down there or something like that patrick rodriguez mario o'brien
Yeah, with the Delta logo. So 80% of the views are from China.
If they were under the floorboard, you'd fucking know.
Turns out expensive.
I remember everybody was just like, it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen. Oh, Russia's going into Ukraine. It's not going to happen. We saw the headline. They're like, Russia just moved up a shitload of blood reserves to the Ukrainian border of like blood donation, like blood bags like that. And we're like, oh, yeah. That's, it's probably going to happen.
I think it was like a couple of days after that.
They're missing a hundred million dollars. They don't a hundred million dollars. It's also a crazy way of saying thank you. Yeah.
government can accidentally give me 50 i'm like you know what thank you that is crazy it was during the biden administration at some point they said like oh yeah well we accidentally gave ukraine five billion more than we meant to it's like oh but you're not due to get it back or like i mean dude anyone who's dealt with the irs it's like you know you're like hey you guys it's like it
Somebody that's had to actually run a business and make a profit for a couple of decades and know how to do it. That'd be cool.
You guys are going to have no... What did you say? I didn't hear. So they're going to kick out Eli Duckworth for making Glock horse cum jokes at SHOT Show. But they'll allow like 80,000 Chinese nationals to show up and take pictures of all the new products from the American gun industry. Like you straight up will have... Chinese nationals all over the show floor. Like taking pictures.
But whatever, what do we do with that? Canada or Mexico, Nick? That's the new me. Somebody replied to my fucking tweet about the tariff thing. I was just like, man, it feels like Trudeau is just doing as much fucking damage as he can before he leaves. Somebody's like, I don't want to be too harsh with my words here, but I just feel like...
if we keep going this way with american canadian relations we won't be there when you need us And I'm just like, not that we haven't been on the same side on a bunch of stuff, but like, was he need is a strong word.
just compare canada you know i feel like it's the same as the united states where like you have people in the the rural canadians are fucking dope oh yeah awesome yeah yeah awesome people that live in the fake world that is a big city yeah and they think they know how the world works it's like homie you live in a how he feels about canada is exactly the way i feel about california you know i grew up in california i was born and raised in california you know and
There was one dude this year that had a 3D scanner.
but it was we took cody's girlfriend to uh to la because we did like a movie premiere like i don't know six months ago or something like that and she thought we were kidding but it's like we were in la walking the street for maybe 10 minutes we're just like oh first human yeah oh yeah and she's just like Like, no, no, we weren't exaggerating.
But it's fair to be angry when you live your whole life following the rules and then you see somebody brazenly break it with no consequences. Yeah. I mean, honestly, if they would have grabbed it and, like, did some effort running, I'd be like, okay, yeah.
What's crazy is at the time, they had one security guard.
We'll not go. It was 2020. Done. Infected with homeless. Well, I mean, during the Summer of Love, I remember a lot of that was based out of Portland. A lot of the people that were throwing...
Because he can't legally evict her. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So it's like, oh, well, let's have fun with it.
You know the cops thought it was hilarious. Oh, yeah. They would show up every day.
It's the same thing on the southern border right now. Like, well, hopefully not anymore. A second ago. You just saw it all the time. Like, I talked to a lot of those dudes.
It's weird, too, how much, like, you do not hear about it in mainstream news, but, like, the amount of people that you are for sure confirmed terrorists caught on the border.
What exactly are you? I want to call you a slur.
my image of the agency is like forever ruined by watching these just drunk agents I mean it was like 10 years ago you guys remember that video of the guy from the wedding reception the FBI did the backflip and his gun falls out oh yeah and then he goes to grab it and accidentally fires I forgot about that man yeah yeah I forgot about that he got in trouble all
I don't know if you've looked at the duration of this podcast so far, but we got time.
just so next year we can see the same pistol at the Holosun booth. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly.
And then your name's working convention center executive.
On Mars? No. Sort of.
So basically... I didn't know if it was just, like, remotely piloted.
So piloted.
Well, so, yeah. It's the one that Nick made us tell last year, the story where we had some, like, Chinese YouTubers that came up to us at SHOT Show, and, like, they want to take a picture. And, like, as a joke, we're all, like, tipped as hell. So we go in for the photo, and, like, right as they're taking the picture, we go... Fuck communism.
So not like the Curiosity.
And the guy taking the photo goes deadpan and takes the SD card out of the camera.
Dude. You guys are savage.
Mars truck.
But this year, the joke was, every time we'd see a group of Chinese nationals, like, I'm just fucking sick of it at this point. It's like, you guys are like, we're basically in a Cold War with China at this point, and we're just allowing their people to come in and take pictures of all our new shit. Like, that's... Come on. Are we trying...
Redacted, redacted.
I want to shoot the big gun.
To be fair, I'd rather spend the money as a taxpayer making sure you can train with free ammo than $5 billion on a truck that gets knocked over.
no the answer is no we would just we would just come up and like we see a group of them like walking by or like trying to take pictures of shit and we just lean in next to their camera and go cinnamon square What do we call them? West Taiwan.
Oh, yeah, sorry.
The vast majority of the friends or the people that I've met that have been part of those tier one units and stuff like that, there are some exceptions, don't get me wrong. Those are usually the most laid back, chill guys. They don't have a bunch of shit to prove.
But it got so chill. Like, we hung out with him for the entire fucking day. Didn't know a damn thing. Like, obviously you could tell, like, from the look of the guy. It's like, okay, he's been there and done some shit, but like...
Tell us what I know. Fucking Hollywood stories? Bro. How many kids in that basement? What? No way.
Oh, burn. Once on Tom Cruise, he bought a $20,000 coat rack from Wayfair and got a coat rack.
Those daddy parties were crazy, bro.
The Disney version versus the original German fairy tale.
I guess it's horse cum. Equine semen. Correct. What? Yeah. That's a full ass thing. What?
That's genuinely very funny. He's the other beardy head guy.
They legitimately like, you know, that's like a really higher tier thing in Europe where they're just like, oh, yeah, well, you've made millions and millions of dollars. I guess, obviously, you're going to get into the racehorse game. Interesting.
I never saw it, frankly, but, like, we get it so much in public. Like, just like, oh, are you brothers? Or, like, oh, like, that sort of thing. Like, people at SHOT Show.
brandon cody guy walks and says hey to cody like hey i appreciate you appreciate all you do in texas and blah blah and i like because he said like he shouted like brandon brandon and walked past me and i'm just like i just hang back this is hilarious he turns looks at brandon like
So they legitimately have a fucking, like, equestrian section of Glock. That's not regular horse gum. That's weird. Guns and Cums.
I mean, that's great. That's awesome. That's funny. And, like, Cody gives me the challenge coin. He's like, I believe he meant to give this to you.
God, he must have felt like a f***ing asshole pretty much just like me. That's hilarious. It's funny to me. Like, we just f***ing leaned into it, man.
Cody's gone a step farther. He just has started to accept it. Like when people, yeah. It's like, Oh, Hey Brandon. He's like, yes, I am. And we'll have a full conversation answering questions for me.
He looks very Herrera-ish. The far more Aryan tattooed guy.
We all, us three are having this conversation on the side. We're like, is she?
So I ran for Congress.
San Antonio to El Paso, that district. Awesome. So just big in like the two way politics and just like the conservative politics in general. Oh, cool.
Yeah. Yeah. I never, never gotten into politics ever before. I ran against the incumbent here in.
But he put it in a runoff. It was a, it's a district where it's like, it's a Republican district. Like a Republican is going to win in this district. But I, I primaried him. We passed the primary. So in Texas, it's a runoff state. So if you get below 50%, you're put into a special election with the people that came in first and second.
So I forced him into a runoff election where he outspent me 10 to 1 to try to keep his job. And how much? We still were within 1%. About how much money was spent? I don't know, 12 million, roughly. Wow. To slander me in the town I live in.
Oh, and some of them were so funny. Like, there was one where it's like, Brennan Herrera doesn't understand Texas because he's not blah, blah, blah. Like, a bunch of, like, crazy shit. But it ended the ad with some of the clips from my YouTube, like, years ago where I was doing a skit. And it's me wearing, like, the Coke dealer shades. Like... Woo! With, like, my face full of white powder.
Like, they literally included that at the end of the ad.
Are you serious? So the story about that, RFK had a website that he put up right after Trump won. It was Make America Healthy Again, but it was nominees for the people, where people could nominate their own, basically for people they thought would be good for certain cabinet positions. I had nothing to do with this.
But somebody threw my name in for director of the ATF, Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives. It got more votes than any other single nominee on the entire website.
Really? And it became a legitimate conversation for a minute.
For a minute? The thing I said at SHOT Show, I've had to come up with a canned line. It's going to be a really funny story when I can tell it.
I like it. That's fair. It's a weird thing. I'm sure you guys... That's fair.
I mean, you know, it's like... I mean, you'd never have a director of the FAA who fucking hates airplanes. Yeah.
So Steven Dettelbach just resigned. They don't have, so the ATF is a weird case where like at the last like two decades, there I think has been more time where there wasn't an actual confirmed director than the times that there was. So like it's been a lot of acting directors, but not a lot of actual like Senate confirmed directors.
In my experience, and I think it's probably what you're getting at, it matters more where they're from. Because an ATF field agent from Hawaii or New Jersey is going to behave way different than one from Tennessee or Texas. Because all of my field agents, anybody I've ever had do my interviews or whatever, they've always been rad as fuck.
Punishable by fine means legal for a fee.
To justify their budget or whatever the fuck.
And I hate that because of politics. You get the Janet Renos, the Bill Clinton administration, that sort of thing, where even with Waco, he could make the argument. It's like, yeah, we probably should have talked to this guy a while ago. But he even said it in the VHS tapes, like the David Koresh. He's like, I go jogging every morning. I have a good relationship with the sheriff.
You could have talked to me at any point. Why did this become a siege where you have to fucking bake 20 kids alive?
People don't know how crazy it was. People are shooting machine guns from a helicopter into a church.
Oh, okay. Because I would have thought DEA. I didn't know ATF was involved.
Because this would have been, what, mid-'80s? Yeah. Late-'80s by the time.
Spoiler alert, I'm on season two.
Every time you go to SHOT Show and there's a new Glock killer, it looks exactly like a Glock.
Look it up! Some guy who signed his fucking guest name as CIA. He's like, John Smith agent. Oh.
Congrats, you're half a century behind.
I believe the mob helped him get elected. Oh, dude, I absolutely believe that.
He's a real innovator here. Their collaboration with Isaac Newton.
No, I don't know this. The only thing I know about the JFK assassination is that it didn't happen the way they said it did. There's like four theories that I'm like, oh, those... All kind of hold their own water a little bit, but, like, the official story is so bad.
Well, no, they still have the, like, they mark it in the street. There's like a little, like, tape.
So the book repository is still there? Yeah. and it's funny because they have a plaque there on it where like it's like a thing no matter how many times they replace it people still carve out with knives allegedly we're Lee Harvey Oswald allegedly it's like fucking yeah but yeah there's a lot of shit about that that's just kind of sideways
The governor even was like, was throwing shade on the official story. He's like, that didn't happen that way. Oh, really?
No, I heard one thing that I found out after I made my... That's your thumbnail right there.
Fuck you watching karaoke. It's literally just like the meme of you look through the little porthole and it's cash the tell.
God, I have so many questions. What a lot of people don't know is that it's illegal to import. I believe. I believe this is correct. It's illegal to import a pistol that doesn't at least have one safety or a certain amount of redundancies on the safety.
Well, the 100,000 rounds means you have your neighbor's toilet paper.
I say, guess who's king of toilet paper now, motherfucker? What am I going to eat in the apocalypse? Your food. Yep.
You guys have the best stories.
Ozempic Donut.
weapon in combat or... That's why Sig is ahead of everybody in being innovators because you don't even have to pull them out. They're like, how do we one-up Glock?
Eli saw the smirk and knew exactly where that was going.
I like making signs.
Prohibited signs. Thank you for the happy birthday.
I'm smart. I'm handsome. I'm funny. I make people laugh. I make people smile. I always help others. I'll never give up. Always want to smile. My identity and my identity. So, so proud of me.
Hey.
It is April 17th.
Uh-huh.
Oh, yeah.
What bit are you talking about?
Please don't show me anything.
Sure.
Let's see what happens. Why do women live longer than men? Let's light this candle. Hey Brandon, you ever wake up in your bed feeling like you just fought in a war? Yeah, what do you ask? You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna?
Yes.
I do put it on there.
We ready to pop this off?
You don't know what you want.
I know. Random people in Make America Great Again hats are just stopping and staring at me.
We're going to see how this plays out. Yo, a big shout out to Sarah, like the Veraldo group for putting all this. We didn't know anything we were getting into. No. We had like the Pentagon slated and then everything else just unfolded.
Wendigoon's the nicest person on the planet.
Show the other angle just with that.
And I don't know who they are.
They're like, they got defensive. They're like, no, we're not wearing the same jacket.
His has buttons and mine has pearls. Yours is gay, mine's not.
I think my favorite part of this whole podcast so far is watching Cody's old buddy from the Navy desperately trying to figure out what the fuck is going on and why his friend is a famous retard.
He literally just ran into an old friend and got blindsided by the fact that you're top 1,000 YouTubers on the planet right now, aren't you? 871.
you're the 871 most followed youtuber on earth yeah which is like doesn't sound impressive but it's actually a lot of really impressive a lot of people who don't know youtube will probably think like oh wow that's like way lower than i thought all the people who do youtube are like holy you crested top thousand holy i mean how many gold play buttons are out now it's like Over 100,000, right?
Oh, it can't be that much. Over 100,000 gold play buttons? Yeah. No. Over 100,000 channels with a million subs? Absolutely. Wait, for real? Oh, for sure.
Yes.
Man, I don't feel special at all. 59,000 people have achieved the same thing as you. Brandon, go fuck yourself.
You don't get another play button until 10. Yeah, I will never get that.
You know he's been telling all his friends his son is the biggest YouTuber ever. Oh, absolutely.
I don't want to be gay about this. I don't know of another two people on the planet that I think I have a closer relationship with formed on a smaller amount of time than your parents. I've probably been around your parents cumulatively maybe seven to eight hours ever, and I legitimately think I could call your mother and she would fly to my house to babysit my kids if I asked her to. Oh, yeah.
Like, she legitimately treats me like her son. You have the nicest parents on the planet.
I know.
Fuck. Hey, Brandon, you're sad. Is Cody all right, though?
Hey, that fat electrician, he's doing sad things. I'm going to go fly and see him. The sweetest mom of all time.
I'm going to hit your mom up. I'm not even going to tell you. I'm not even going to invite you. I'm just going to invite both your parents out to Iowa to stay with me, be on an episode of Fat Pews to shoot guns, and hang out with my family and not fucking invite you.
I have a badge that says media. It's kind of funny.
You should invite Eli's mom, too.
Yeah, she'll show up. She's dead. You might have to go remote. FaceTime a grave.
I would bet money. I'm sorry. Eli's dad would show up, though. He would drive a Harley. He'd show up a couple days late because he rode his bike there, but he would show up.
100% my dad.
I'm mildly scared, though, because your dad's going to show up and start judging my house and all the things that are wrong with it. He was livin' in Pittsburgh, you gotta fix all this shit. You get woken up at 5 o'clock in the morning because Eli's dad's doing the tile. I know.
should i go one of this too we've had uh a wild this is the first gang episode since we've done this entire thing which we didn't know again what we were doing so uh we got to go to the pentagon that's oh yeah that happened and we got to go to the white house i wore this tank top to the pentagon and the white house and the white house dude all the dirty looks they were giving you at the pentagon wearing your tank top
Just Mexican shit. My brother had to yell at him because he tried to fix my brother's brand new lawnmower. He's like, the blades are dull. And he's like... Dad, they're brand new. Stop. Why do you take them off? My dad had disassembled the lawnmower to sharpen them by hand. Oh, my God.
Just old school Mexican. They put it together wrong, though, because it's new tech.
Only time in unsub history I think I've almost cried is when Eli, seeing your dad see you do unsub live in Dallas, was like, I'm not going to cry. So I'm not... I gotta go pee.
Dude, that was the easiest. I was like, oh, this is my first. My dad's never seen this. I was like, oh. Oh, Jay caught that on camera. Well, I'm drunk, too. So I'm going to make a live video of me crying, and then I'm going to pull all the guys together and cry in front of it. Me can't. He was so confused. Papa Mew was like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Just hug him.
Fucking Papa Meat sat next to me at the Gundy's this year in Las Vegas. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. At the Gundy's award show. Because he walked in looking around. I forgot you guys were actually there for that. It was me, Zach, and Hannah sitting there. And Papa Meat walked in just kind of like blatantly not knowing what's going on. I was like, yo, hey. He sat next to me. You want to talk about trying to not appear like a fucking asshole? Yeah.
Papa Meat leaning over, whispering in your ear with all his voice interpretations and shit of, like, he... I'm already seeing it, Eli. Everybody at the Gundys is, like, super deep into 2A shit, and they understand everything that's going on. But, like, it's like a level 30 meme on the internet, you know what I mean?
Oh, for sure. But, like...
some like the you know the sponsor would come up and they'd be like we're really we're really pushing and spending a lot of our money and effort into having concealed carry reciprocity across all of the united states and papa meat is like i don't know what the concealed carry reciprocity even me and he's just doing his caricatures in my ear the whole time i'm desperately trying not to laugh out loud while there's serious conversations going on yeah it was awful
Yeah, we'll scoot over and we'll focus on this side. Get over here.
Random seal, man.
Do you know how hard it is to find a seal that doesn't have a book?
I don't give a f- I've come to one conclusion during this experiment. Everybody that actually matters thinks it's f***ing hilarious and asks for a picture, and all the minions that are charged with walking around behind them getting their coffee orders and sucking their d*** is disgusted that I'm here in a tank top and I'm more important than them. I don't care.
There are a lot of people that don't know what a haiku is. So I did all the time.
I tweeted about that because they were like, Elon doesn't realize that the reason that they're 150 years old collecting Social Security is because of the coding method used is C-Ball. and c-ball is like literally one of the first coding types ever from like the 1940s and i was like wait does social security still operate on c-ball like it was literally out of date by the 1970s.
No, 100%.
Apparently it still runs on that.
Dude, Mark, we had, I mean, you have, I mean, you're the only one that joined before I was born. Yeah. When you told me when you joined, I was like, damn.
Now I know what the guys feel. Sorry, did you fight for the North or the South when you got in?
Yeah. What year did you join? 84. Which you look fanta- Like, brother, I never thought 84 is when you joined.
That's why I told him, I was like, after I left dinner, I was like, wait a minute, how the f***ing old was that guy? He didn't seem like he was that old. How old are you?
That's when Brandon has that. He looks in the mirror. He's like, I'm aging terribly. I was going to go up to the hotel room and pull an Anthony Bourdain.
I'll have my moment of honesty here. Whenever I watch an old AK guy video, I was like, that's not... That's not Brandon.
How did you get 30% darker for no f***ing reason? Texas. Since I've known you.
Texas. This Mexican came out. I try to spend more time in the sun. Como estas?
like it's been 10 years homie jesus brandon was a baby i remember watching ak guy versus ar guy and it's like baby brandon i remember seeing that video like oh holy shit
Some of us went to bed at 10 o'clock last night. Hey, I know we did. Nobody did that. I was talking about Eli. Yeah.
I don't. I loved it. It was great the entire time. Also, I have the official memorandum stating that Unsubscribed Podcast is authorized to drink redacted amount of redacted cans of alcohol in redacted areas of the Pentagon. Okay.
I get sleep. I'm the only one that took a nap. I was like, where are you guys at?
We were talking so much shit about you when you left. We were at the bar and Eli was like, I'm going to go take a nap real quick. And all three of us were like, I don't know how the fuck he goes and sleeps for an hour.
Not from a gringo. Cuevas family. Even Sav, she was thrown off.
at like turkey day like noon we're all asleep and she's like you were not around like your entire family passes out for an hour and then i wake wake up and look oh my god let's drink more let's party till the evening i swear one of my favorite parts of american history is there was an entire battalion during the mexican-american war that was a hundred percent irish
like Irish Catholics that came over as immigrants and enlisted in the Irish army and they fought in the Mexican-American war and they were like, Wait, wait, these guys are, these guys are Catholic. Holy shit. You can put potatoes in a breakfast burrito. And then they're like, we're switching sides. They straight up switch sides during the Mexican American war.
No, there's a full like community of like Irish, Irish Mexicans in Mexico to this day, because this entire battalion of Irish immigrants switched teams during the middle of the Mexican American war.
she's living her best life so oh man we went to the white house and it was a big deal because the white house show is um not an american citizen and apparently it was a big deal for like a not american citizen to show up to the white house and get a tour or whatever so show had to have like a different designation than the rest of us where she needed a guided escort the entire time and
So Sho shows up, knowing this already, she shows up wearing a black trench coat, a black shirt, and sunglasses, and I was like, well good. She looked like a spy. I'm glad you dressed like a fucking spy after you were already, like, on the radar.
She just needed, like, a big wide-brimmed black hat. You know what?
I should dress like Carmen Sandiego the entire time.
I love this. This is a reoccurring theme. You... didn't know what Navy SEALs were. Thanks, Mark. When you joined.
Free internet, yeah.
Can I tell the pretext to how I figured this out? So like total watch nerd, my favorite watch is a Tudor Pelagos. I was like, oh, the dude across the table from me has the same watch. And I like brought it up in conversation. He was like, yeah, I mean, yeah, kind of, sort of, not really. And he shows me his. And on a Tudor Pelagos, it says Pelagos in red on every Pelagos, period.
And his is in gold. And he's like, yeah, there's not a whole lot of these.
Let's print out a couple. This is peak E4 mafia, because Cody, E4, me, E4, Eli, E4, and we just got authorization to drink at the Pentagon.
Yeah, so I mean, how many of those Pelagoses are in existence, if you had to guess? Like 30, 60, maybe, ever?
And you've got to be like a special person to get one.
Yeah Fuck watches are more regulated than like Super Bowl rings and Olympic medals. It's kind of wild. I
Thank you so much.
So, Gold Squadron, SEAL Team 6?
So, I mean, you were actual SEAL Team 6. Yeah.
I mean, two of you now have been here. Talk shit to Terry. Tell him he sucks. New guy. Like, Terry was a new guy when...
That's why I was like, holy shit. He was like, you mean new guy, Derek? I was like, bro.
anyway i mean to be fair when terry came on so we had felt we had to film two podcasts that night and it was the day before our big range day and eli didn't brief me like an asshole so eli is like so we filmed our our gang episode and now we have to go to we're gonna go to the pre-range day party for like 30 minutes and we're gonna come back we're gonna interview terry i was like cool quick question who the is terry like oh it's that uh that guy over there that showed up with kevin i was like
Terry I love you but like he's like this tall like normal average blue-collar looking dude I was like maybe he was an electrician for 50 years I have no idea and Eli is like he was he was the guy that saved Captain Phillips on the ship oh shit Terry okay yeah I'll come back for that for sure yeah absolutely it's always fun it's like half the on sub guests because like because we don't usually pick the guests
We walked in to the Sergeant Major of the Army's office and took a picture with me sitting in his chair and Eli sitting in my lap and took a family picture in the Sergeant Major of the Army's office after each drinking three White Claws in the Pentagon, which I can't stress to you enough the amount of people that were like... How the fuck do you guys have alcohol here?
The guys are figuring out on spots like, wow, this is amazing.
Even with like the Pentagon episode, it's like, oh, hey, real quick. We're going to just like streamline the top five sergeant majors in the entire army through your podcast real quick. And it's like all five sergeant majors, if they were outside of uniform that clearly showed like all their accomplishments –
would not be intimidating human beings at all and all five of them are like oh homeboys combat scuba and halo jump expert i'm gonna go sit in the corner dude rob haney sat down and i like just looked at his stack i was like holy bro you are stacked he's like what
Like one of the most physically unassuming guys ever. And it's like, holy shit.
Sergeant Major. And he worked through all three bat ranger bats. And he was like, oh yeah. And then I got combat diver and a halo. But when he talked about, What was his combat diver story? You don't drown.
He said, and I quote, I didn't technically drown. I just had too much carbon dioxide in my brain and I passed out. That was it. It's alright. Yeah, I've done that.
How was your, like, how many, you probably experienced?
Technical difficulties. Yeah.
What is like, I guess what's your background, but like background as far as like, where did you grow up? How did you grow up?
I'm gonna be honest. I might be one of, if not the foremost leading expert on war heroes in American history. Not a single story starts out with like, this kid comes from an affluent family. Like not a single one is like, dad was rich, had a lot of money. New love at a young age.
This is like really, really big no-no to have alcohol in the Pentagon.
Every command sergeant major was like, I was going to come chew you guys out.
Just for the record, this is 1987 boot camp.
When they were still allowed to, like, hit you. Yeah, a little bit.
But now, come on. The drill instructor can't hit as hard as dad.
You guys had a memo that was signed off by the secretary of the fucking army.
That's the crazy part to me is like... I don't know. I have this mental block where I can't grasp... Because I grew up in middle school watching Making the Cut. So everybody had a great grasp on how insane... Special Forces, Navy SEALs, Green Berets, 75th Ranger, all these guys, all their training was.
I can't fathom talking to a recruiter and just having no idea what that meant and being like, sure, I'll do it, and then just going into that program blind.
Did you start at and then how long did it take to get to?
You ever catch a trickle-down ass whoopin'?
So at what point were you like, when you got to, Dev group. Or what was your worst, actually? What was your worst day at, like, Bud's?
I'm sorry. Did you just say all your toenails fell off?
I'm more important. He said Wednesday or Thursday night. It was very highly specific remembering the date today.
I'm glad you're not laughing like a psychopath.
I just booped you without booping you. Fuck you, Eli. Fuck you. just catching up on what's happening right now Elon is in the next room giving his speech
Infinitely more interested in Mark over here, to be honest with you.
Not on YouTube.
We have to live in the moment. In the moment. Dude, thank you for joining. You're like... A couple down working with Smith & Wesson.
So, I mean... God damn.
Basically, the hefty majority of all seals in operation right now were taught by you. About 4,000 of them, yeah.
We're all walking around stone-ass sober after three white claws. Like, sure, I guess. Cool.
Jesus Christ. Bro, so you've shot like 100 bullets? Yeah, one or two.
Maybe. Holy shit. So you were just training on the contract. How many rounds did you train? Like at your peak, how many rounds were you shooting a day? We had like Tyler Gray when he was on last. He was doing like 1,000 rounds a day.
Have you had your lead levels checked?
We think you're gonna need it. Mark's immune to x-rays.
Are you okay, buddy? You're bleeding out. I think I'll be all right. I'm fine. Dude, and they had to, like, even disposing the white claw was a process they had to go through. Like, the level of steps. Finn dressed up yesterday. Not today for the White House. We'll get into that.
A rocket surgeon? Yeah, fuck it. What was your favorite weapon to train with, like, as you got new ones integrated into the system?
Did you fuck around with like 300 blackout or anything before you got out?
The honey badger and everything.
Have you ever, have you ever thrown out the new 8.6 at all?
You come out to Iowa, we got you.
You get to hang out with me and my kids? That's fine. You're not going to scare me.
Hard cut, Nick's crying.
san antonio san antonio hey i dig me some texas too man dude you'll love that that eight six like terry watch text terry about it and ask him about it because that round is we've all talked about it you have a four inch barrel and you're fine it's a one to three twist rate and the all subsonic and when it hits it explodes shit yeah
Oh, you mean Finn showing up in an M81 Vietnam-era field jacket wearing the whitest white slip-on Vans I've ever seen in my entire life? Like, honestly, I was saying, I'm in a tank top. Usually people are glaring at me. People are glaring at him like he was a homeless Vietnam veteran that wandered into the White House.
Oh, thank you so much. We're going to move the needle.
So what do you like you done? What was your most like the best part of your military career, especially in gold team?
He's saying, uh, Cody can't hear you. Yeah, we were going down there and we were like, what?
We could people watch it, just sit here and have a good time. They were doing Elvis sightings in Afghanistan.
Sorry, too hardcore. I love you.
So I get up. The animals think that too. Yeah.
Wait, two people fell?
He only fell one story.
Trust me, I know, bro. You get zero shit out from me. You're like...
I'm going to watch it right here, and that's it. I'll kill anything, though. Right here, done.
Oh, lidocaine or Cortisone, yeah.
Elon, shut up. Elon could just shut up for a second.
So at dinner last night, he brought up Osama and Clinton. How inconsiderate. Yeah. And I kind of brought it into like, oh, if he didn't have a reason to hate Clinton, the dude I just did the whole 90-minute video on, Billy Wah, he was sent in to Sudan, I think.
In like the 1990s. no so it was like the 1990s he got sent into sudan and was basically put in charge of like trailing osama bin laden he was like almost 70 at the time spying on the guy and he comes to the conclusion of like he's like a religious leader on top of being a regular leader we should just take this guy out now and not worry about it in the 90s
You look like Lieutenant Dan got to walk again.
You go back in time and save flight whatever the fuck and then the towers still fall?
No, so he ends up like tailing Osama Bin Laden for a while and he's like, we should just take this dude out and he writes up an op order for the CIA and he's like, hey, I kind of just want to kill this guy, and then we're going to throw him over the Iranian embassy wall with a flashbang grenade to get news coverage and blame it on somebody else. And it makes it all the way to Bill Clinton's desk.
And Bill Clinton's like, no, we're not doing that. Please don't ask about this again. So they pull him off the case, and Osama bin Laden is basically allowed to grow al-Qaeda for another 10 years uninterrupted. And he's like, one of the biggest regrets he writes about is like, If I had known what he'd done, he's like, I had an apartment overlooking his compound. I took pictures of him daily.
I could have absolutely gotten a shot off. He's like, I wish I had taken him out right then.
Back when it was still Tim Osman.
Yeah.
Do you know that this is the guy that caught the jackal? Do you know this story?
Yeah, he was telling me last night. I told him last night at dinner.
Dude, wild story. It's like Carlos the Jackal is the most notorious assassin, and it's the same dude that caught that guy.
Went in, caught him in like a month. Dude was on the run for like nine governments for 18 years, and they sent in Billy Wah, and he's like, yep, found him. At a market? Rented. Huh? At a marketplace or some shit?
So he put in an order for a new bodyguard, and they intercepted it, and Billy Wall, like, tracked down the new bodyguard, found the bodyguard, went to his apartment, found out where the guy lived, paid off the landlord to buy out the apartment directly above him, and was spying on him.
Brandon Herrera, tip your landlord. They're like, no, no!
And so he's spying on the guy and he's like, oh, he has a toothache. And then they pay off the local dentist to give him a call and be like, yeah, we're offering free checkups, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, and get the jackal to go in for a free dental checkup because he has a toothache. And they're like, oh, yeah, you need a root canal. You want that done now? Oh, sure. Why not?
Oh, dude. Homeless and living his best life. Everyone's jealous.
Hit him with laughing gas. Motherfucker wakes up on a plane headed to France in handcuffs, still in jail to this day.
I don't care. Fuck him.
You want to see where Monica Lewinsky had a book deal?
In the words of Dave Chappelle, you ever been so famous that somebody could suck your d*** and then they're famous? You got sexually transmitted fame? It's insane.
It's just breaking back down. Do you remember that? Oh, yeah.
Yeah, oh, yeah.
Desert Knight camos, pans and the greens, so you can decide which you like the most. Chubby Electron guy did want this design, so we got it knocked out and they turned out amazing. And again, a giant thank you for all you amazing people supporting the brand and making stuff like this possible. And oh my God, do we have such dope stuff in the works coming up?
That was a wild experience. Like from each location, from the Pentagon to the white house and then how they walk you through the white house. Also cold as balls in DC. Yeah.
Sounds that bad.
With wind chill, it was negative 34 when I left my house. It was not a big deal. You should man up. God hates Iowa.
Honestly, it's truly a testament to M81 being the Lord's flannel because straight up I'm wearing a tuxedo tank top and everybody's like wow you went to the White House and you wore a Tank top and then they would immediately turn to Finn ability. I fucking love your jacket, bro Like that's how awesome m81.
Also, wild experience to be like for the White House today. None of us knew anything going into that. So we were just like, and then we had to talk. And they were like, whoa, hi. Okay. We had to talk.
And we talked about... I always say when we went into the last AOE, it was a Mokedia. And they're like, hey, if they're suspicious, shoot them. We're like, oh, this is a real bad area. I was like, we've never had this ROE before. I'm like, that is a crazy statement. If they look suspicious, yeah. Yeah, I was like, that's a crazy statement for us. Okay, well, here we go.
But then it was like anyone with a cell phone, you think it's just bad dude. Fucking bad dude, no matter what.
Terry was on that, too. Yeah. Is that how you met new guy?
and um yeah we uh we found her in six minutes and uh we're flying she was flying away in 16. i i have a friend that has a fedayeen helmet it's one of the funniest things to me on the planet do you know about the fedayeen helmet no if you look at a iraqi fedayeen helmet wait is that under the sabers No, it was his special forces.
Those are Iranian helmets. Oh, okay.
So that was his special forces or whatever. The Iranian Fedayeen helmet looks shockingly like Darth Vader's helmet. And it's because it was modeled after Darth Vader's helmet because they were a huge fan of Star Wars. I'm dead ass serious. Like look up a Fedayeen helmet. It looks like Darth Vader's dome piece. And it's because of Darth Vader.
They're just like, that's dope. Yep.
So I wish our military was like, that's dope ass armor. Let's roll that. That will scare the fuck out of people. Yeah.
You know? How'd he get one? Huh?
How'd he get one?
Redacted. Don't worry about it.
I remember the saber ones, like, we gotta go there once. I was like, oh, these are, what are the f***ing, all these helmets right here? And then they explained, like, oh, it's Iranian. Yeah, I was like, oh, I had no f***ing clue on that one.
Here you go, Eli. What? Holy s***! That is straight up Darth Vader's f***ing helmet. It was modeled... The Iraqi Fedayeen helmet was modeled after Darth Vader's helmet.
We were just talking about, you know, Iraq. According to this, Saddam Hussein was a huge Star Wars fan and wanted his special forces to look like Darth Vader.
So we talked about this earlier, but during CPAC, you know Jake McNasty, the guy that had the mohawk during DJ? I've seen your... Yeah, at the end of his career, they raided Herman Goring's castle. And Herman Goring apparently was really into equestrian horse racing. So whenever they would raid a country, like all the top breeding racehorses got brought to his castle.
So when they raided it, the 101st Airborne had all these elite level breeding racehorses there. And the 101st Airborne is like, fuck it, let's have a rodeo. I don't think I said it in the video because I was fairly new to long-form content, but, uh, they ended up, like, running some of the horses to death, unfortunately.
But, um, they were just dicking around having a rodeo with these elite-level racehorses.
Pretty much.
lineage wise that european in general at that point unfair plenty were probably originally french so they stole all these racehorses and they were just basically dicking off in the 101st airborne division having a rodeo for the townsfolk and then jake mcnasty ends up The daughter of the guy that led the German youth in that area.
So basically just fucked, you know, the closest thing you could find to a Nazi princess.
Yeah.
It was like the leader's daughter is who Jake McNasty was hooking up with while he was racing or having a rodeo with equestrian elite racehorses.
I'm not gonna lie, I forgot for like the past hour we were in the middle of a fucking hallway with thousands of people walking by.
I- I did.
Do you know how hard it is to find a Burger King crown in DC? On a Thursday at 5 in the afternoon?
I was gonna f***ing- I was gonna give them- There was five locations! Why did you need a ten-pack?
Like, General George, Chief of Staff of the Army, was down there to meet us before we filmed. Like, hey, wanted to give Nick and I haircuts and everything else. But he's just like, hey, what's up? Great to see you guys. We're like, oh, man, hey, what's up, man? Everyone. Everyone. Everyone.
It's weird. I wonder what I haven't announced who the pilots are yet.
I gotta sound off higher? Done, Cody. I got you, bro. Yeah, we can't hear shit down on this side. No, it is like... The audio is really good, though. We have so good audio, which is insane. That's bananas to me. If you turn the camera around, it is close enough.
Like, I don't even know. Okay, we're good. We're good. I was like checking my time. What is going on? Dude, and then the people stopping me in the bathroom.
Yeah, but they're wanting to talk to you. Oh, Eli.
Hey, do you know Brandon?
That's all they said. Wait, who? Cody, what? I don't know who that is.
Though on the positive note, people are looking at this. They're like, you're doing the podcast out front? I was like, yeah. And then, you know Brandon? I was like, yeah. Yeah, I've met him once or twice. Once or twice. We have crossed paths. I'm like, oh, okay, okay, okay. I was like, yeah, talk to him, though, if you want to. We're going to finish this up in like... What are we at?
Brandon, are you going to do the politic thingy again? What do you mean? Are you going to do the politic thingy again?
Unsub's still non-Kolato.
We don't do politics. Unsub's like, so... Like, Brandon's done politics and everything, but as us, as a whole, as a team, it's just like, eh. We'll have fun, we'll talk about what you're doing, but we're not... We're not really apolitical.
I don't know what's going on. The Joint Chief just hugged the guy in the tank top.
We don't do that shit. We like shooting guns. We like being able to say retard or whatever.
Yeah, we like freedom.
How much is like 55 gentlemen and they spent like 20 grand modern time or some stupid?
Dude. Bro, you're waking up after... You don't know you made America when you wake up. Here we go. I've got it.
I have achieved ultimate shitbag status. It's the peak of my entire life, to be honest with you guys.
Oh, the game does The Founding Fathers? I like. Maybe not that title, but... Oh, you will. Yeah, yeah. Well, switch that one out. The gang drinks a lot.
Oh, I would hate that next day. You're coming. Oh, that's going to be fucking awful, frankly. 55 of us and we have to finish it all?
Dude, P4 Mafia for life. Even the Sergeant Major that was next to Sergeant Major Weimers, he was like so confused of what was going on. I was like, hey, 2ID. And I was like, oh, from this year to this year. He was like, good. He was like, I was there in 07. We deployed together. Yeah, incidentally, me and that dude, besties. I was like, can we get a photo?
I'm trying to do the math. Moments of lucidity. Hey, you good, bro? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm here. A bottle of whiskey is... We do that with like five of us. It's like Jack.
Eli, you're not getting any younger.
We're inviting 55 friends, and we have to finish how much they finished.
We're going to overthrow. I already have a trifle. I'm ahead of the rest of you guys.
I mean, they're not allowed to own Butterdash. What could they do?
No, I meant the drinking a whole bunch.
What?
I was like, Nick's going to naturally know I'm talking about the drinking, not the overthrowing. It's the British.
What are they going to do?
Like, I think I own this island now. This is mine. Dude, I think on that note, Cody, you want to close out?
Like, that's why I was like, what would make Wymir the most annoyed or whatever?
He's already coming to Iowa. I've already solidified this. Texas. No.
It's not where we film Fat Pews.
We both ended up in the same place. We took different paths. Yeah.
Path of least resistance. Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
Path of least resistance where I drive my McLaren here.
I'm a professional. We are professional. No, I'm not.
May I just compliment? We said we weren't going to say that many bad things, and the guys did pretty decent.
There's a remake of a video game coming up that has different camo patterns, which we will be rolling into Shoe designs. And remember, hey, you're pretty good. Love y'all. We got it. Oh, my God. We don't have white claws or booze to crack right now. Yeah, we all have coffee.
We did all of CPAC.
That's why I'm super fucking happy. We did 30 minutes on CPAC. We only dropped the F-bomb three times, okay? That was proud of us.
And Cody only made one cum joke, which the audience did catch on to.
I said poo because I couldn't say S-word because I'm behaving. So the poo fuck... Yeah. Everyone pauses.
I keep trying to look at you guys, because every time I look forward, I realize that we're in a giant hallway at a major convention, and four nuns just walked by in the middle of an unsubscribe episode.
I don't know if this says one for each of us and Nick gets three Bud lights. Oh, okay. We got options.
Yeah. Hell yeah. Okay. We can crack it finally. All right. Okay, ready? Three, two, one.
We don't have a camera facing the other way, but it's going to have to take our word for it.
That just rug pulled his entire country.
Allegedly, he tweeted out a meme coin and like a hundred million dollars worth of investment flooded in. He deleted the tweet and then it was a huge rug pull. I don't know what degree he was involved with it. I don't even know if it's true, but that was the word on the street as of right now.
That's one thing that we've always, like, avoided. We've had an offer for their, like, would Unsub do a meme coin.
Do you guys want to have Comcoin? No.
No. There's no content creator worth a damn that's like, yeah, this is going to pay out this time. This time's going to be different, and we're going to convince our audience.
So speaking of that... I don't even know if it's technically a meme coin, but we were hanging out with Gordon Ryan last night. Oh, yeah. Best jujitsu guy on the planet. And he is like the shining example of a way that you can actually I don't know if it was technically a crypto coin. But I believe it was. But he did a crypto launch.
But the benefit of buying it was if you buy this coin, you get all of his jujitsu instructionals for free for the rest of forever whenever he makes an instructional. And it was actually one of the few times where it was like, oh, that worked out and it wasn't a rug pull and he didn't fuck everybody over.
That's what it was. No one knows what we are. I was definitely drinking coffee at the White House earlier.
Kind of. It would be like if we gave you a lifetime subscription to Pepper Box if you bought into, like, CumCoin or whatever, but I don't think we're going to go that direction. Is it really?
Hey, dude, I'm still holding on to my Hawk Tua coin, man.
Believe me, she's had enough cum on her back.
If you put the ball on the tee, I'm going to hit it, okay?
That girl went through.
The funny part is with that whole thing is I went on Zach's After Action podcast like two months before her crypto coin bullshit happened. And Zach released the episode like a day before she had her rug pull event. And in the podcast, I was like, I feel like,
she had her 15 minutes of fame and she's getting taken advantage of and somebody's gonna f*** her over and all the comments on Zach's podcast like wow his comments aged really really well like he saw this coming a mile away still one of my favorite unsub moments is when we're talking about how much administrative fees Wendigoons Appalachian Rebuild project took I'm like oh how much this is going to who has the tokens Haley
How dare you do this to your son? The religious rug-pull.
Let's change topics.
Yeah. Time to hunt buffalo.
So fucking stoked for it.
Okay.
Just off the top of his head. Sean would know, yeah.
Yes, they're not wrong.
Yes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What's the movie with Terry Bradshaw?
Are both Christmases dope?
Oh, man.
It can be. I want these rocks.
Unsub branded merch.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Something else changes to Raiden face.
Thank you.
Dumbest thing ever.
Something's happening. Richard walks out, grabs the table, throws it on, chair. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? And then it's like the entire slant. He's like going through the show notes. He's like, where is this? And then I'm like, that's not scripted, by the way. None of us. We knew that was about to happen.
Es ist wie Rassismus. Ich schaue auf Brian und bin so, wir müssen weg. Das ist wirklich seltsam.
Also sie gehen einfach mit beiden Füßen? Ja, und es ist wie ein Sturm. Und du denkst dir, was? Wie war das von vorne, Dave? Wenn du das hörst, ist es wie ein Ort, der runterfallen wird. Ja, es ist wie ein Erdbeer.
Mit geschlossenen Gaslinien. Das war verrückt. Aber es war cool. W und ich, Ben sind... Er hat einige der besten Szenen gesehen und er hat gesagt, ich habe noch nie so einen Publikum gesehen, der so reagiert hat.
Ja, Boston, all those shows. I'm super happy we recorded the Boston show.
I'm stoked to see that. We had four cinema cameras, five cinema cameras plus backup roamers.
Roll the dice.
Allow it. You know what's a good username?
Do you think I'm getting shadow banned?
Wie viele Mal hast du gehört, dass du in dieser Situation warst und gesagt hast, Bell? Ja, das ist die Antwort.
Ja, das ist ein Job, den ich nicht traurig finde. Wir haben hier zwei tolle Menschen, beide machen jetzt... Du sprichst jetzt in andere Inhalte. Du sagst jetzt, hey, lass uns... Hey, lass uns Kopf-Videos ausbrechen. Lass uns ein paar Leute dumm machen. Lass uns auch die Familie machen.
Ich dachte, ich werde es schießen und sagen, das ist, was ich tue. Also wenn ich so gehe, kann niemand aufhören. Genau.
Nasal Pharyngeus, du hattest einen, glaube ich.
Ich habe es mir selbst gemacht. Ich hatte einen großen. Und es war ein armerer. Und es war so 2000, es war 2007, als ich das hatte. Weil sie meinten, hey... Wenn du das tust, kannst du früher von Irak weggehen.
Und dann war es einfach so, sie sind so, okay, Lube.
Die fliegt raus.
Wer will, dass ein Volonteer von einem Rubber-Tum gefasst wird?
Ja. Oh, und ich habe einen gestanden. Es war ein Klinikfilter. Er war so, komm her. Und er hat mich verdammt geschlagen.
Ich war so, oh, das ist schrecklich. Wir wollen, dass Leute nicht stehen wollen.
Ich werde deine Familie nicht sehen, bis ich dich verdammt verliebte. Das ist nicht ein gutes Gefühl. Es ist nicht ein gutes Gefühl.
Es fühlt sich an, als würde etwas deine ganze Sinuskabine zerfangen. Es ist so groß, weißt du? Und ich dachte, verdammt. Du solltest es messen. Dein Handbag soll Lube in es haben, um das zu machen.
Das ist so ein guter Streetie-Mess. Da sind literally so viele Leute, die ich sehe, die sind so... Und ich sage, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Wenn ich mir gedacht hätte, dass dieser verdammte Arschlöscher... Habt ihr schon so viele Tacos gegessen? ... mich überwacht?
Bitte, okay, das ist gut. Und dann ruft er einfach Leute an, die tot sind. Er sagt, er ist verletzt, er braucht einen, er braucht einen. Und die Arschlöscher geben einfach Nasopharyngele runter. Und wir machen so große Arme. So große Nasopharyngele. Wie groß ist ein Nasopharyngele?
Ich gab einen zu, oh Gott, was ist das? Oh mein Gott, warum erinnere ich mich nicht an Leroy Jenkins? Und ich weiß, dass es so klingt. Eigentlich Leroy Jenkins? Ja.
Er hat den selben Namen. Aber er sagt, oh, du bist gut. Wir haben getrunken. Er sagt, gib mir einen hier. Ich war so, was? Er sagt, nein, du bist gut. Hier, hier, hier. Und ich bin so... Ich habe einen gegeben. Aber es ist furchtbar, dass dein Freund... Ich habe noch sein Blut in meinem Leben.
Leute sind Leute. Are you getting into YouTube next?
Es ist okay.
I just don't want to be cold anymore. I'm so tired of standing in a people box at 5 in the morning making sure other grown men dress the same as me.
Es wird viel schwieriger, wenn dein YouTube auch erfolgreich ist. Das ist mein Lieblings. Es ist so, ich muss nicht hier sein, aber ich mache es. Das war der schlimmste Zeit im Militär.
Mit der Home-TV. Es ist das TV-Home-TV-Netzwerk.
Ich würde das nie machen, Editor. Hier ist eine Geschichte. Meine Frau ist sehr leichtgewichtig. Sie hat eine halbe Margarine getrunken. Sie hat einmal einen Tee geöffnet und ich musste sie aus dem Gebäude holen. Du hast eine große Reise in YouTube. Was denkst du? Für jeden, der es nicht kennt, ist Shortform zu Longform eine Beste, um zu überleben. Und Shortform...
completely different pay structure, where you're like, when you see long form, you're like, I need to hop into there.
Yeah, but it's just extremely difficult to do it. Nick, of course, did it within like six months. Yeah, Nick was like, we're like, do long form.
Yeah, yeah. Not a good reference. Yeah, yeah.
Hey schau, ich starte einen zweiten Kanal, auch Millionen von Views. Ich wollte nicht mal die Views.
Das ist normalerweise alles, was es braucht. Ein TikTok-Shop. 12 Millionen Views. Ja, ja. Ich habe diese Geschichte immer wieder gehört.
Ich bin wirklich glücklich. Es war das und dann... Oh, ich weiß nicht. Du hast gesagt, ich weiß nicht, ob ich das so lange machen kann. Und jetzt macht er eine Stunde lang Videos.
Aber es ist auch so, wenn du an diesem Niveau bist, wie am anderen Tag, ist es das Tism, das dich erfolgreich macht. Wenn du bestimmte Sachen unterbringst, wo es die Sachen ist, A lot of people will gloss over with analytics or things like that. If you don't track your analytics and see what works versus what doesn't, you're going to fail. Hey, guess what? I talk at this speed.
Fuck you, nobody knows that secret.
Ich habe gesagt, ich liebe Nick so sehr.
Es ist nicht das Reinventieren der Welt. Ich sage immer, schau, was funktioniert und du kannst es einfach. Die Menschen sind sehr einfache Kreaturen am Ende des Tages und du kannst es ausbrechen. Das ist der Grund, warum wir über Mr. Beast gesprochen haben, auch wie er die Menschen-Interaktion oder Retention-Beats ausbrechen und all diese Sachen lernen. Das war ein neuer. Ich war so, hä? Ja.
Was ist da los? Das ist so f****** cool. 30 ist die Anzahl, die die Podcasts machen. 60 ist seltsam, wenn du Sport schaust. 24 ist, wenn du zu Filmen verabschiedet bist. Aber du musst sie trennen, weil die Publikation weiß, was da los ist.
Let's get through with that bullying.
Und sie sind so schnell, dass sie sich nicht gut fühlen.
adapt and overcome that's it that is a hard thing that's what everyone's yeah come i love watching everyone's like growing up in social media announcing what as you're doing it's like oh this is not working okay let's pivot here let's do this fuck this is nope that doesn't work anymore history is just a go-to nick crushes it when you're that dude i will say the Ja, lass mich dir das sagen.
Wenn alle auf dem Event aufstehen und 90% von ihnen Nick-Shirts haben, dann bin ich so, du Arschloch. Und es ist auch, danke, alle, die aufstehen und sagen, ja, es ist, weil wir sie wählen und sie sind so, Nick, du bist mein Lieblings. Aber... Und wenn es vier Leute sind und sie sagen, du bist mein Favorit, dann sagst du, verdammt.
Und es war einfach... Ja, wir haben zwei gemacht.
Jetzt machst du einen Polizist-Breakdown. Du machst Leute, die getrunken sind, Idioten.
Das... Ich glaube, sie war eine mexikanische Frau am Flughafen. Flughafen sind wie... Du, diese Frau hat einfach... Sie hat ihr Tesla gerettet und dann wollte sie ihre Informationen nicht geben. Sie wollte so kindisch sein.
Es ist so, dass diese Leute existieren, was die Böse ist. Es ist, Alter, diese Frau, heilige Scheiße. Ich habe nie gesehen, wie der Offizier 45 Minuten versucht, ihr einen Break zu geben. Sie ist sehr patient. Und sie sagt, meine Idee. Und dann das Auto. Nein, das ist mein Auto. Und dann ist sie so, Frau. Sie spricht auf dem Telefon. Und sie ist einfach ein Arschloch. Fuck you. Okay.
Hey, kannst du sie holen? Frau, du kannst das nicht sagen. Ja, du kannst in den Auto zurückgehen. Du sollst nicht. Du hast eine Chance. Okay, wir werden zählen. Und ja. Nichts. Nur. Unvergessen.
Das hilft immer.
Nein, ich weiß. Ich habe nie mit einigen Leuten gesprochen, die auf hohe Stresssituationen gehen. Es ist so, dass du verschiedene Teile deines Lebens hast und wie du Stresssituationen misst. Ich verhalte Stress ziemlich gut. Meine Regeln waren so, ob ich geschossen werde oder nicht.
Yeah, like literally. It takes a lot to get me to that level. I'm like, oh shit, here I have to react. But then I see other people where it is like small things. I am getting pulled over for a speeding ticket. And this is off to the races.
Das war wirklich cool, wenn ich mich zurücksehe. Nick, du hast deine Frau eingeladen, ich habe Sav eingeladen. Das sind die Sachen, die deine Beziehung stärken. Ich denke, wenn du wirklich solidifiziert bist in einer Familienbeziehung, und es zeigt sich auf der Kamera, dass alle glücklich sind, Man, das ist toll.
Es braucht ein ganzes Level, um mich zu dem nächsten zu bringen. Es ist wie ein Angerswitch-Flip oder so. Es ist instant. Dein Mood ist alles. Und Alkohol und Drogen sind alles. Mördertag.
He was like, there's nine bottles of cat piss. I'm so tired. I did a double take. I was like, wait, no.
Oh, it happens all over the country.
There's a bunch of brain-eating anebas.
Sie war auf Unsub, sie war auf der Bühne und die Publikation... Sie war verrückt. Sie war verrückt.
With Buffalo, you said, right? Yeah. We're like, where's our little Irish girl? And she walks up, it's like, say it. F***. Yeah. And then the microphone on the car is like, ahhh.
Do you think you'd get away with it if I just spoke the entire time on the podcast with an Australian accent? Do you guys think you'd get away with it?
Wir sind immer noch kritisieren.
Wir sollten das wieder erneuern. Von Nashville 1 bis zu Nashville 2, genug Trinken, die getrunken sind. Lass uns das wieder erneuern. War das die zweite oder dritte Zeit, dass das passiert ist?
That's my favorite story. I don't know if we're allowed to talk about it.
He was telling that one story about the homeless dude or the crazy guy that ate his eyeball. Oof. Where the fuck was I?
Es war ein Junge, der seine Eier gegessen hat und dann Brandon und er war so, oh, ja, er wollte es in seinem Stomach sehen, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da.
Du hast es nicht falsch gemacht. Wild, Alter. Ich dachte, das ist verrückt. Er hat seinen Eingang in seinen Stomach gesehen und dann gefragt, was er sieht. Er hat gesagt, es ist dunkel. Du hast nicht eine Flasche mitgebracht? Was ist mit dir?
Er hat sein Auge gesehen. Er war so, oh mein Gott, was ist das? Da ist es.
Sie haben sich mehrere Male bezahlt.
Dude, you get individuals like Rich being in the military still and then a Buffalo PD is the most ridiculous thing. Bro, you do not need to be either of those. You don't need to do anything.
Ich habe mir vorgestellt, dass er in der EMT-Schule ist. Also, die Leute sollen nicht ihre Sachen auf den Arsch schieben.
That's the hard part. See, we always call it, to the back to back we get the guy. It's a wager. I told you, I could only get so erect.
Er fliegt nur.
Genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau, genau.
Ich war wirklich besorgt, dass ich einen TBI bekommen habe. Ich bin sofort...
Everyone's like eating horror.
Sie fühlte es nicht, weißt du. Aber es war nur ein Schokoladenbar.
Show a neighbor nurses. They take care of us.
You're in Boston now.
Oh, that would be the worst. I could think of just waking up.
No, no, no. Everyone is like... For the audience members, it is understanding like everyone, like Nick was an electrician. I did from infantry to fucking a lot of manual labor. Weird being Mexican. And roofing and everything else. And while doing that, it was like, hey, I'm going to do videos and tell... Ich wusste es nicht. Ich dachte nie, dass es ein Career Path ist.
Und Podcasting, ich werde es dir wissen. Nicht jeder hat diese Idee. Es ist so, dass du dich ausgestattet hast, um Podcast zu machen. Und ich habe es gemacht. Ich wollte Filme machen, VFX. Ich will schießen. Ich will schreiben. Comedy-Sketchen. Millionen von Views. Und ich habe das dann gemacht. Und das war sehr viel.
Ja, das ist kein Effekt.
Warum hat das funktioniert? Warum? Aber es ist pivoten. Es ist wie, hey, es funktioniert, also lasst uns weitergehen. Mach es wieder. Die Anzahl an Blut, Schmerzen und Tränen, die du an der Rückseite machst, während du den normalen Job machst, ist das, was die Leute nicht machen. Es sieht so lustig aus. Von Nick bis zu euch alle. Es ist so lustig. Es ist wild. Ich habe keine Ahnung.
Ich kann es nicht ehrlich sagen.
Ich dachte mir, oh Gott, komm hier raus.
Es ist wild, all das zu sehen. Weil auf der Rückseite ist es so, dass die Menge von Leuten, die sagen, es ist zu saturiert, ich kann nie mehr gehen. Es ist, hey, der Detail-Level, dass ich so spreche. Oh, ich teste verschiedene Sachen und sehe, es funktioniert. Hey, das, oh, das funktioniert. Jetzt ist das, was ich tun möchte. Und das ist der Grund für den Erfolg, dass die Leute es verpassen.
Es ist so, du... Was funktioniert? Warum funktioniert es? Wie kann ich weitergehen? Und wie kann ich auf das aufwenden? Oh, Erfolg! Auch, wenn man ein 9 zu 5 macht. Viele Male haben eine Familie. Ich bin immer überrascht.
Ich war so, du bist gut. Und sie war so...
He just laughed. It's a Kony 2012 video.
Ich würde gerne, wenn du das nächste Mal einen verlassen würdest.
Did you sell this design to Walmart or whatever? I was like, what? I was like, that's definitely not Walmart.com. That is Walmart.com. Oh my God. I was like, hey, this. Nick's like, hold up. Let me type something out for you guys to tweet. Cody. We have the 11th most followed person on Twitter. Let him say this.
Und Thomas ist der Trainingsanwalt. Ich habe viele Merche gesehen.
That is a hundred percent. So that's like not a good look on them. And then it's like,
What was the total numbers for veterans that we did this year? We still are waiting. It's over 110,000, if I remember at minimum.
all the charities being like oh what what do you want in return and you're like help i fucking do your job and they're just blown away about it like yeah dude dude and you cannot stress it it is those phone calls where it is even calling the audit charity nonprofits hold a lot of y'all get your shit together you're like i do see a level i was like we made 57 million last year
50 Millionen waren es. Salarien und Marketing. Ja. Und du denkst dir, was? Also finden diese wirklich guten Sachen, egal ob Veteranengemeinschaft oder Autistische Gemeinschaft.
Ja, aber wenn du sie anrufst, ist es so, hey, hey, ich werde abonnieren. Und sie sind so, danke. Oh mein Gott, danke so viel. Und du denkst, toll, fuck yeah. So, where do I go? They're like, on the website and it'll be really easy. It's, I'll send you a link. Or, here, type it in. Yeah, okay. And they're like, what are you thinking? I was like, ah, for you, I think we're doing 50k for you guys.
And they're like, oh, holy shit. Let me pass you through to a case manager real quick. You're meeting the owner of the company. Yeah, yeah. They're calling, they're like, why? And the level of blown away, because that is one thing they could not rationalize, is like, we're just doing it with no ass.
Das ist der Rollercoaster, den die Leute aufnehmen. Man, es hat schon 10 Minuten gedauert.
And they're just like...
Was ist der Wunsch? Ja, es war schrecklich, diese Reaktion zu sehen, wo alle gesagt haben, es ist ehrlich gesagt ziemlich schrecklich.
Das funktioniert nicht. Das ist Christ-Kylo-Ren-Con.
Und wie viel donierst du jedes Mal, wenn du einen bekommst?
400.000 Karten sind meine Erwartungen. Ich möchte, dass er unabhängig sein wird.
Gehen wir kurz zurück, es hat mich in den Kopf geschlagen, weil wir Uwe und Chris haben, oder sie haben es schon gemacht, wir wissen es nicht. tomorrow, but it is like you have those individuals like COVID. She went from nobody to 70 million subscribers. If you guys want to get 70 million subscribers. Two Australias, because we didn't know that number to that degree.
Like Sav, she was the one that's like, holy shit. Call me Chris. I was like, oh, cool. And then you're like, holy shit.
Zwei Australier schauen dich an. Zwei Australier.
She walked in and I was like, well, I'm not here anymore.
You know, it's really crazy. I imagine after the first 200 million, you stop counting.
201 Millionen, das ist cool.
Raiden liebt sie.
Wenn du Cyclic Brake sagst, macht es eine große Unterschiede, dass es auch managable ist, wie MP40 und alles. Super niedrige Cyclic Brake. Ja, super niedrige. Deine Atomwaffen sind etwa 600 bis vielleicht 800 max, aber es ist wie dum dum dum dum dum. Also kannst du es gehen. Du kannst es ein bisschen gehen. Dann hattest du etwa 1.800 Runden pro Minute Cyclic Brake und es ist ... Es geht dich.
Ich glaube, das war sein Name.
Also, es ist illegal, das in deinem Staat zu tun. Ja, ich war auf dem Weg, als du zuerst reingegangen bist, und du hörst das...
Yeah, I messed up. I should have not done that. Just, you just stand on a pile. And then when we were trying to do the, we tried 7.62 variant of a minigun, like handheld. And I have videos of us trying this.
No dude, it is more scary. Die Waffen gehen so hin und her. Die Mini-Waffen gehen nach unten und nach rechts. Und dann sind wir alle hier. Und dann sind wir alle hier. Und dann sind wir alle hier. Und dann sind wir alle hier. Und dann sind wir alle hier.
Und das Recoil, das war so, oh ja, wir können das nicht halten. Wir können kein Auto-Recoil machen.
Das ist ein 338 Norma. Das ist ein sehr großer. Ich weiß nicht, was das ist. Das ist ein bisschen kleiner als das. Da. Wow. 338 Norma ist verdammt furchtbar.
And then he's like, oh, once I was like, oh, no, I'm good. I was like, what? What's that? Was sagt diese Flasche auf der Dosis? Er sagt, es sind 400 Milligramm pro Kugel. Huh? Warum? Warum? Er ist so, wow, da sind 10.000 Milligramm in dieser Box. Wie ein Bullion-Kugel? Ja, wie ein Bullion-Kugel.
And it could be very, very large rounds. And to watch that dude like walk forward and shoot. Jesus.
Das ist so viel Hass. Das ist so viel Hass. Du denkst, oh Gott.
Es ist ein LMG, also wie viele Runden hat es? 100 Runden.
Das ist groß. Oh ja, das ist der 8.6. Das ist ein großer Rund. Und das ist klein.
Dumping Bullets. Dieser Kerl. Das ist... Seine subsonische AP-Runde ist das verrücktste, was ich je gehört habe.
Sie machen subsonische AP-Runden. Das bedeutet, es läuft. Normalerweise, wenn du 5.7 hörst, kannst du durch Körperarmor gehen. Es ist, weil es die supersonische Geschwindigkeit erreicht, etwa 2700 Meter pro Sekunde. Und du denkst, okay, klicken. Sie sagen, nein, wir haben einen Weg, um es zu machen. Und es ist langsam, ruhig.
Oh, like Dave gets it. Dave's like, that's subsonic AP rounds, what?
8.6.
Also diese Runde... Das ist nicht die AP-Runde.
Hey Leute, die auf YouTube sind, auf der Pepperbox gibt es wirklich coole Sachen. Auf der Pepperbox Seite, wir arbeiten mit Q jetzt und sie geben uns jedes Quartier ein Boombox und was auch immer für die Pepperbox. So lange du ein Mitglied bist, hast du nur für einen kostenlosen Q-Gun eingestellt, der nicht günstig ist.
They're not cheap. It's not an exaggeration. They're so fucking good. And Kevin himself, he had such a good time. And he's like, here, we'll do this. I was like, Oh, okay, homie.
And those are starting at $4,400. The Atlanta airport. Yeah, it is the base model.
Die Leute passen durch und sagen, okay. Okay, Sir, wir werden kommen. Ich war so, was du bist. Ich war so, nein, nein, nein.
Durch die fucking X-Ray-Maschine. Sie sagten, Sir, wir schneiden das. Und dann gibst du mir viel Geld, wenn du das schneidest. Du schneidest das nicht. Was meinst du? Ich dachte, das zerstört das sofort. Sir. Ich dachte, nicht die Tape schneiden. Nicht die Tape schauen. Du, es war das ganze Ding. Aber weiter geht's.
Kevin ist aus Afrika. Er ist literally gerade in Afrika gelandet.
Wir waren alle... Rows 17, A, B, und C. Der Junge geht um den Polizisten, der Polizist steht auf und sagt, oh mein Gott, bist du der fette Elektriker?
Mein Lieblingspolizist, ich sitze neben dem Nick, und der Junge sagt, kann ich ein Bild nehmen? Und er sagt, ja! Und er sagt, ja, sie lieben es, wenn du nur ein Bild von ihnen nimmst.
Ich war krank. Ich hab gesagt, mach ein Bild mit ihm. Ich hab gesagt, es sieht viel besser aus als deine Freunde. Wenn du sagst, ich habe sie getroffen.
Und du sitzt da auf dem Flugzeug und sagst, danke, Mann.
Der Kerl wollte das.
Es war ein guter Zeitpunkt. Mr. Leon muss uns bei dem Boston Show besuchen. Ja, Boston war unglaublich.
Ich habe es neben den Veteranen-Heroen gesetzt, die noch nie etwas gemacht haben. Aber sie haben das Leder-Shirt auf. Sie haben die Geschichten.
Und dann der Kerl, der sich überschritten hat.
Ich hatte einen wunderschönen Zeitpunkt.
Und er stand da mit seinem leeren Besten, ausgeschnitten, ohne Schuhe. Und er war so... Eli sitzt da drüben.
Es ist nie eine Kriegskrise zum ersten Mal.
Und ich gucke und Nick ist so... Ich sehe das. Und ich bin so, ich hasse mein Leben gerade. Warum? Neben mir? Wer hätte gedacht, dass der Tag so enden würde? Du kommst zu dem Punkt, du hast die Geschichte viermal gehört.
Das ist wild, weil wir es schon vorher diskutiert haben. Alle wollen das machen, denn bei kleinen Shows ist das so. Es ist schwer zu sagen, hey, wir machen eine Tour und niemand will auf der Bühne sein. Wir reden hinter den Kameras, nicht hinter dem Mikrofon. Und dann ist es so, hey, wir müssen Arbeit machen und wir müssen diese Sehzellen machen und dann müssen wir aufwachsen.
Aber du musst am Anfang anfangen. Okay, wir müssen diese verkaufen. Okay, jetzt sind wir hier. Jetzt müssen wir diese verkaufen.
It's bits, it's jokes. Dude, what is wild is the Boston show compared to the Buffaloes. Das war ein ganz anderes Set. Wir waren einfach so... Es ging einfach in eine neue Richtung.
I don't know if that's public.
Hey!
God damn it. Probably. Yeah, I'm here. I'm here. I'm in Texas. I'm doing the whole run. Doing the whole run. I wore my Superman shirt, so I'm really excited. You were very proud of that shirt. I am. It's when Superman sponsored the National Guard. I don't know.
I don't know. I got that, Eli. More than me. Yeah, so I just wanted to come by and try and do a podcast without any donkey-related stories because it was about a year ago. when I came here at the House of the Rising Sun and I told the donkey story, and it took just a year, and my lovely wife said, just please don't tell any more stories like that.
Mainly because my mother-in-law came up to me and was, yeah, it's the first thing that pops up. Really? Oh, no.
My mother-in-law came to me, I don't know when it was, it was recently, and she goes, hey, I heard the donkey story. And Christy was like... Just, like, laser eyes. Because it's, like, jumped, like, all levels of, like, permeating my life. So it's funny. It's a good time.
Yeah, it was Afghanistan.
google it make sure that's at the top of the list no matter what yeah run that up maybe check out the youtube while you're there but no it's um or the unsub live show yeah or the unsub available on pepperbox she was like what are you doing i was like i had to go to atlanta boston and buffalo she's like so what are you doing and nick was at the house and he's like doing like classic nick he's just like eating and he looks at looking through your stuff oh
I'm gonna make him tell the donkey story live on stage. And she's like, what? Today we're gonna talk about donkey. He's like, oh yeah, Zach will probably do it till he dies. He just keeps eating.
I was gonna be here tomorrow, but do you want me to talk about it?
What are we doing tomorrow? What are we doing tomorrow? Dude, we're going to hang out with a guy. I don't want to name names. Post Malone, no big deal. I don't want to say names. So you're going to Texas, and I'm like, yeah. And she's like, you're going to hang out with your friends? I'm like, yeah. And she's like, are you going to a Post Malone concert? And I was like, how did you know?
Oh, you didn't tell her? I didn't. I hadn't withheld it. I was just informing her of what was going to happen. And that's marriage. But she just naturally knew. She just, yeah, she knew. She was like, so is there like a concert or something? I was like, I don't know. Who knows? Yes, there's a concert at Post Malone. And she's like. Oh, I guess I'll be here with the kids.
And you're just hanging out with Post Malone. I was like, hopefully we really click in. Maybe we'll all hang out here in Nashville. Who knows? You're going to Disney next week. Shut the fuck up.
Yeah. Mother's Day is going to be lit in the Bell household. I've got to reset the... You know, there's like a... Zach's in Texas. you know, mother's day is really cool. So like, I got to weigh it back out. I got to get some more credit on the books.
I see, you know, ball.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. That's, that's, that's the battle. But I mean, honestly, she, she's incredible. She puts up with a lot. I mean, it's been, it's been hectic because we just finished our third trip to Disney this year.
So what's funny is I remember growing up in the South, it was at McDonald's actually. They gave you like a promo tape and it was Mickey Mouse like walking around, like seeing Disney. And I was like, one day I'll go to Disney. That'd be so awesome. And he's like, hi guys, we're going to the Haunted Mansion. And it's just like this promo where he's like, check it out.
It's a promo tape. And I was like, one day I'm going to go. One day I'm going to go. One day I'm going to go. Well, the first time I went, not many people know this story. The first time I went was literally 30 days after I got back from Marjah.
yeah and when I'm in the Sun my hair gets blonde like slim shady blonde and there's just a photo of me and Kristi and the girls and like they're still blonde hair poking out so like less than 30 days I was like we're the Taliban jump cut I'm talking to long be like you're our favorite you're a warrior princess she really likes you That was the first time I went. A little bit night terrors.
The fireworks were a lot. We worked through it. But now we go for cheer. And it's fun, but it's stressful because they're competing.
Okay, so... You're a cheer dad. I'm a cheer dad. So competitive cheerleading. They do all sports go there now, but there's the ESPN Center on Disney property. They have baseball. It's like downtown Disney, right? Yeah, it's on property. It's a whole thing. There's multiple different venues there. And so we'll tack days to the left and right of it to spend time at the parks or whatever.
And so the first time we went was January this year and then last week and the week before. So, uh, so their cheerleading championships are there. So there's worlds, which is like level six, which is my oldest daughter's on. And then there's, um, summit, which is the levels underneath that. Right. And so that was what my youngest daughter's on.
And so like back to back and like, I'm just in support. Like I've got like hairspray, like ponytail holders, like water bottles. One time I stood in line for like two hours for like 12 pretzels to like feed the team before they went to compete. Like, I'm... There's, like, no veteran. There's no nothing to have. I'm just, like, there. I'm like a pack mule.
And it's fun, but it's, like... It's about as veteran as it gets, actually. Yeah, actually, now that I'm describing that. I walk in a circle. It's hot. People are yelling at me. Afghan guys, fuck you. That's the VIP experience.
But it's... Oh, God. But it's just... You, like... It'd be a shame if you lied, Pinocchio. Yeah.
Sorry, I just did it to you. No, that was great. It's your world. But yeah, it's just, it's unlike anything else because they compete for like, there's like three minutes that they're performing. And like, there's a lot of buildup to that. So like at Worlds, we were there at like, we got up at like four, we got there at, No, like five. We got up at five, got there at six.
The doors weren't even open yet, and then she competed, and then we had to wait the rest of the day and find out if they moved on or not. It's just like that. They keep going, but it's really cool. I sent everyone the photo here, and I don't want to show it because this is my child. I'm trying to protect her privacy, but we had a competition in Nashville. It was like a month before this.
And my oldest daughter, uh, she busted her nose. Oh yeah. I saw the picture. She got caught in a basket and it's this really hard stunt, but like she busted her nose and like she kept going and she didn't know. And it literally looks like JJ Watts photo when he broke his nose. Yeah. The picture was bad.
And like, like when I went up there, I was like, how are you? She's like, I'm fine. I don't know why we stopped. And I was like,
Yeah, he could have still bought a gun. Isn't that the story where the dad showed up and the kid had wet his pants and they didn't have any? Then they were like, we don't know. Yeah, they didn't tell the parents.
Yeah, I mean, that was definitely at the, like, now it's kind of, there's been an attrition, because, like, the levels they're at now, they have to do, like, complex stunts and stuff, so, like, that's kind of faded out, but, like, it is interesting having, like, a team with dynamics and also, like, the parents are there, so there's, like, multiple different factors involved, but, like, some of these...
I mean some of these parents I've known since our kids were like 10 years old. So I've known them for like – watched their kids grow up as mine have grown up. So it's this kind of like weird bond you develop with them because no one else is like in this world except – unless you're like – unless I'm telling you. You wouldn't know that. You know what I'm saying? But it's –
it's fun because like they both love it like they asked to both be on an extra team this year and i was like yeah let's do it let's run it and it's the healthiest form of adversity i can put them through like i don't want to give them like my life and i'm like hey guess what you're pouring out here's bologna and like bread make it work like
No, it's honestly, I'm literally in the background, right? Chrissy's really running the show of like the moms. She's the one hitting moms. She's the one, dude, she's like the team mom. Like she's telling them, like she's the one who's like, the center stage stuff. And I'm literally like, can I get something? Like I have, I have like no real role in it other than like supporting her.
And like, I film, everyone's like, Zach's really good at filming. And I just do this for like three minutes. I was holding a camera and they're like, Oh, that's good. And they're like, how'd you do that? And I'm like, I hit the 4k button. Yeah.
Yeah. They've, they've learned a little bit of that as time has gone on. Um, because like, you know, I started this in March of 2020. That was just like me holding up a sign. And, uh, so now they're like, they're like, Hey, you know, a few of the dads, a lot of the dads are like, Hey.
I'm not going to say what I would do, but it rhymes with John Q. You understand what I'm saying? If I showed up and my child had been in that type of danger and they told me to talk to a lawyer, I'd be like, well, you better call someone.
donkey story bro like they're pretty jazzed about it and like other people it's like blended i'm sorry that's the that's become your life it's all right it's all right i didn't do anything wrong i just described a moment in my life um you know i'm just sorry i'm telling the truth and now you're known for yeah i what was it it said veteran with a sign vfw and then donkey story and it's just like two things in a row but dude you're doing great people just know me for saying slurs i love everyone
You're going to push them out?
Dude, you're going to be a cheer dad too. It's going to be awesome. You're going to be asking me, I'm like, dude, just hydrate up. Make sure you eat a big breakfast. You need at least three phone chargers. They're all going to run out. You just got to, hey, plan, plan, plan, plan.
But not for me. I'll say it. I hate burning down. I'm just going to say this. I know – you know, as a, as a father, especially, um, I, I could not be like more proud of all of you. Um, for, I mean, rich, everyone knows like angry cops online, but not a lot of people know rich the way we do.
Thank you. Amazing.
How did I make you feel like a degenerate?
Yeah, I showed him the new yard. Like, yeah, we made cinnamon roll bunnies. Literally.
I'm really pushing that biological clock. I might have been trying to sell them a little bit on where I live in Tennessee. Nashville, we'll just go with that. Settling down. Yeah, I'm like, you know, if you want to come up here, if it gets too hot in Texas. It was fun. Yeah, we recorded some episodes on the After Action podcast. Shouts out.
After Action. Yeah, go check it out. The veteran with the sign YouTube needs all you there. Uh, like you were a great host. You didn't yet. Like none of this was on you. No. Well, what I wanted to do is I wanted like, you're coming over to spend time with my family. So I wanted you to like, just be a part of it. And we'd actually gone to church Saturday for Easter.
And I was like, you want to come over? And like, that was it. We just hung out and I was like, let's go get some food. Let's go get some, let's go get some burgers.
Well, everything's been, like, event-based prior to that. Like, it was the fight or, like, the night of the show.
Every time. Guys, see the gloves?
Do that again.
That was. That was like... Like, being there, like... I could see all y'all up on stage. It's just me and Nico. And, like, Nico's screaming at the top of his lungs. Put your fucking hands up! He's pushed on the rail. And the rail's starting to shake. And I'm leaning on it, too. And they're like, stop. And he's like, no, that's my fucking boy!
And like, just to see the way he has honestly put his career in jeopardy in a lot of ways with reckless abandon, regardless of the outcomes. And then the support from all of you and the community has been off the charts. I'm like really fucking proud that, to like know all of you on a personal level. And like, this is actually how change happens.
I completely understand.
Stress shits. Yeah, stress shits.
Yeah.
No.
Like I was talking to my wife about it and it's just, most of it's unfathomable, but without this and without all of you, God only knows what could have happened.
It's sick. It's a huge one. I eat at it at least three times a year. It's awesome.
I feel like Nick. I feel like Nick for once. I didn't even know that was a veteran's. You didn't even have to have a weird surgery either. You just like- I didn't have to pop my titty.
Every time Nick gets hurt, something crazy happens. Like, because of his bicep, he's basically dismantling the entire Buffalo public school system.
Boost your confidence from head to toe with Mando. He'd do it. He said he tried to catch a case of water here that fell out of... It was something silly.
You did. Yeah, I drove right past it.
Yeah, so the brief history is when I got out of active duty, I started working with, like, nonprofits and stuff. So I've, like, kind of always worked with, like, veterans organizations.
the long and short of it is like my friends started taking their lives and like I didn't know what to do and I didn't know like how to help them or how to help me and like with the stuff I was going through and I just started like fuck it dude I'm just gonna figure this out and so I did that pretty much all through college and I got a bachelor's and I got a master's at a school in Nashville that
It's a very nice university. I don't want to tie them to me.
So I started working at nonprofits, learning about the industry and how to help veterans through different organizations. So my congressman, his name is Mark Green. He was actually the doctor for Saddam Hussein when they captured him.
Yeah, and at that time he was my state level representative, and it was my first like push into like working with veterans I mean he didn't really need a doctor for what was coming next, but no he did not No, he did not, but we wanted to make sure he was healthy.
Soon!
There it is, I love it!
But the first thing he did is – Serotonin. I worked with him to pass this bill that got a few hundred thousand dollars for veterans in the state of Tennessee for mental health. But he made me go around – it's called Legislative Plaza in Tennessee, and I had to talk to every state representative to pass the bill.
And so I continued to work with that, and then I just kind of got burnt out from doing – it's really hard work.
Yeah.
Well, no, like just working with veterans, like a nonprofit as a whole is kind of like a rough business model because your goal is to spend as much money as possible every year. And then next year, like, hope we can raise that money again.
It was, it was really, really hard. Um, and it, it took a kind of a toll on me. So I've moved into healthcare and then COVID happened. And, um, I had done some writing with the, uh, like creative outlets and stuff with like Fox news, Huffington post, and a few articles in the New York times, just talking about like random veteran stuff.
Uh, I know, uh, Mrs. Huff.
Ariana C. Huff. You do good writing, Zachary.
His name is Steve Norzisi. When they were talking about it, we were working with Wounded Warrior Project. I was at a company called Centerstone Military Services.
Yeah. I think a lot of people don't. I was there. They were giving money out to organizations towards the end, but they had also been caught taking private jets and people to, like, fucking Fiji and shit.
The New York Times broke this. CBS covered this. I mean, it was gross. And so, like, that kind of cut the industry in half.
Yes, I mean, everyone was aware of it. It was like a secret. Remember they used to sell ketchup, like Wounded Warriors on it? No. They did. They had like a Wounded Warrior branded ketchup. It was Heinz, but it had the sticker on it. We call it blood pack. Yeah. It gives you PTSD. Yeah.
You just squeeze it on your thing. I'm sorry.
But, like, they were selling, like, bounty paper towels and, like, if you want to wipe a veteran, you know, like, and it's the Wounded Warrior.
Dude, yeah, he's pretty cool, bro.
Boo. I mean, they were making hundreds of thousands of dollars off of these things every single year. Millions. I mean, I heard the number once. I don't want to say it here. This is way too big of a platform for me to swing and miss on that.
Um, but I COVID happened. I was working in healthcare and I had this like creative itch. I wanted to scratch. Like I honestly, I COVID was one of the best things that happened to me. I got to spend more time with my family than ever 90 days in a row consecutively. Holy shit. I just realized this.
The last thing me and Christie did is we went to Post Malone's concert in Nashville before they shut down. They shut down the whole world after that. The Hollywood Bleeding Tour? I'm going to tell them, dude.
But no, I just remembered that because it's the last thing we did and they shut the whole world down. The young lady who was cutting my hair at the time, she was getting ready to shut down her shop, but I was like, what if I, like, wrote on cardboard and, like, made myself, like, a meme? And I was like, okay, so, like, it's not me, but it's a guy. How would he refer to himself?
Well, he'd call himself, like, Warfighter. And he'd talk like, hey, good to go, battle. You know, like. Gay. Yeah, he would be really cool. Yeah. He would, like, talk like that. And then I started, like, thinking through, like, the lens creatively of how he would, like, interact with the world. What are veterans? Homeless. Yeah.
Yeah, like, literally, I was like, what makes you think homeless? Veterans. They deserve it, kinda. But, like, it's just like, and I just wrote it. What? I can say it? You can say it, too. Yeah, you're a veteran.
They have to zoom out. There's not enough space on that. It's just a wolf right in its mouth.
Cody's gonna land it.
he's coming in like the end of airplanes like sweat pouring down like all right there's gonna be like 20 minutes of podcast back to disney and mcdonald's anyways being a dad um but no i i just wrote drink water take mode take motion and change your socks that was my first sign and i was i was like oh it's a covet remedy but and you know kind of worked but like i just held it up and the lady cut my hair took a photo of it and no shit you did it
I had it in my truck. I found a piece of cardboard from Tractor Supply, actually. And I was just, like, consumed with the idea of, like, an analog technology being used on a digital platform. And, like, how clear and concise it could be and, like, how direct it could be.
But it could also have, like, other meaning depending on, like, the photo or the video or, like, the message I'm trying to convey. And so I was just like, let's just make it simple. And then I did that for, like – a few months and then way too many, way, way, way too many dudes, uh, started talking about my body for like a really long time.
Okay.
How was it? The reception was horrible. Like it was like, so at first, because it's like anything, like it takes time to like introduce an idea and like, you know, Brad one, two, three, be like, this guy wears the same thing every day. And I'd be like, Yeah, and it's like, his tattoos are dumb. Not entirely wrong.
They kept missing what I was trying to say, which baffles me to this day.
I fucking wrote it on cardboard. It's as clear as it gets. It wasn't a hidden agenda, but I just kept leaning into it. And I had a few that popped off. I made fun of Army Rangers. That was a big deal. Going to Ranger School doesn't make you a Ranger. That's what, that was one.
I didn't know that. And dude's like, who does he fucking think he is to talk to us like that? And I'm like, I have no idea. And then, oh dude, then I made somebody who's also not a ranger. Yeah, basically. How dare he? I'm a leader. Um, and then, and then I, I did, I did, uh, I did a Navy SEAL one. I did a Navy SEAL one, which was, um, I remember this, uh,
Wearing gaiters doesn't make you a Navy SEAL, but writing a book does. And one of my friends who's a Navy SEAL gave me the idea. And then it was dudes in the comments being like, I'm class 123. Fuck this dude. And they're like, no, we think he's cool, and I like him. And so it just kind of kept moving towards that.
And I wasn't really sure how to do it moving forward because it wasn't like the tone or the message wasn't what I wanted. People really didn't get what I was doing. But then do you guys remember when Captain Crozier, the guy that got relieved of command? So he brought his vessel out to New York. Oh, fucking – Yeah. Explain this so everyone knows. I'm not familiar.
This ship commander brings his vessel to New York to support COVID operations during that time. Oh, okay. Yeah. And his whole ship was full of the most amount of sick sailors. And every time he would ask for help from the Navy, they suppressed it. And they literally were like, nah, you're fine. He's like, dude, I have hundreds of kids under my charge. I'm trying to take care of them.
They need help. It's fine. We just need to take care of these kids. And they're like, no, you don't. He ended up leaking all that stuff to CBS. And then they relieved him of his command, which is a big fucking deal to lose a ship. It's a base. And so he was walking off the deck and the whole ship is humming, like literally bouncing as they're like, Captain Crozier.
And I saw this clip of them and like his whole ship and they're like fucking hype about it. And I looked at Christie and I was like, hey, I have an idea. Will you just take this photo of me? And I wasn't like really sure if it was going to work or whatever, but I held up a sign like in the doorway of my old home. And I said, you know, bring back Captain Crozier.
And I didn't look at my phone for like a whole day. I turned off all notifications. I don't have notifications on anything but my phone and my text. That's it. No social media notifications. I've never done that. It's actually something I learned in business school. It's called inbox zero method. It's a whole different thing. Ooh, I'm educated. No, no. I'm a liar. I said business school.
Entrepreneur. But I just didn't check on it. And then I opened up my phone and I hit it and it says 100, 100, 100. And then I refreshed it.
And I was like, uh-oh, we might have done something here. And it just kept going and just kept growing. And that was basically it. Like it just kind of took off after that. And then it activated, like, all the old posts. And Brad123, who hated my tattoos earlier that year, was like, I've been here since day one. This guy's the fucking best. And, you know, and then you start.
I know. But, like.
No, I'm just trying to make up... I thought you were making a random... He still hates his tattoos. You can't be too specific with this audience is what I've learned. They'll find anything.
I say cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. I've been impressed.
Like, no, we didn't mean for you guys to do that. Jesus. But now, now I just try and like, continue to like, you know, and veteran with a sign kind of has its own thing, but I wanted to like, do more.
And so that's, that's actually when I started the podcast and it was, you know, cause I, you know, I'd, I'd had the YouTube channel and stuff and I was putting shorts on there, but like, I just wanted to like expand the universe. I only have like a small medium of cardboard to work with or like a video where I'll explain something.
And so I was like, do I need like more conversations and stuff I want to have and, you know, talk about different things. And, uh, you know, Michael Colasso, the officer stopped the school shooting in Nashville and,
Yeah, no, there's not. You can say it on Pepperbox. Dude, that $8 is just doing work. Holding back the gates of hell. $8 a month. But he had come forward and he had talked to a bunch of different people and he had finally decided he wanted to tell the story of what happened and all those different things. And he was like asking me advice and I was like, dude, I don't know.
And he's like, well, you're starting a podcast, right? And I was like, yeah. I was like, but I don't know how to do this. I got to figure it out. I don't even know how to upload to YouTube. Like I remember calling Cody being like, how do I upload? He's like, okay. He like walked me through it.
And you know, now it's, and he came on and he told that story and we just, I've just been trying to tell stories in the like veteran with the sign universe. Does your exiting traffic get caught by road debris?
Shave your balls. World of like... Like I like what I'm doing and like literally every time I want to quit, I get a sign that I don't need to quit. And like this time last year, I was contemplating quitting everything because of all the stuff that happened with the VFW and everything. And I was just kind of tired of like having to like defend myself and all the different things that came with it.
But it was literally, it was literally y'all in the unsub community that pulled me back because I got flooded with messages of people being like, thank you for, you know, telling us about this or the stuff you do. And then like, those are the signs where I keep going. Cause it does feel hard. Like it's screaming to avoid sometimes, but like, what's your podcast name? Uh, the after action podcast.
And it's under the veteran with the sign YouTube or anywhere you get a podcast.
Go to the YouTube. Like, comment, subscribe. But no.
Give them the old hot tour.
Cardboard coin, check it out.
What?
This here's the day the music died.
the meme coin look at the name that's all you're like oh my god and the people fall for it unfortunately influencers do too i think it should be a litmus test of if you gave money to the hot to a coin like if you're like i'm in on this you don't get to vote for four years yep or if you're a woman i love dark do we keep that one or which one that's fine
I'm a free man. If you give money to a girl who became famous off of a blowjob joke, you don't get to vote. You sit the next cycle out. I think that's fair.
How would she know? Well, she doesn't, apparently. I mean, but, like, even... Who's... She's... I mean, like... You know, she's got, like, representation. I don't know who it is. I heard it was, like, Jake Paul and them. They dropped her. Yeah. I mean, if a Paul brother drops, you need to look in the mirror. Like, if they're like, you're too much for us, the Pauls. We're, you know.
You should have just gone to the school first. Like, I, but how would she, it's, you know, going viral like that is the new one-hit wonder. Like, she had no knowledge. And people are like, yeah, upload it. Talk to her. It'll work. Yeah, it's good stuff.
did the second plane hit uh as far as the buffalo stuff if we sack that with the other oh oh bad time to be a part of the buffalo public school system very very imagine what could happen if you like did your jobs yeah yeah we got shit you ain't even heard of yet dear god you're about to yeah
Seeing Nick's arms folded and Rich getting choked up, like, for real fucked me up. Like, I was just like, damn. Because, you know, sometimes I'll call Rich and we'll just shoot the shit. And I'll be like, what are you doing today? And then, like, he'll tell me, like, the smallest amount of, like – this is the case I'm working. This is what's happening. And I actually appreciate it.
Cause like we can all, I feel like I especially can forget like the reality of life. And then like, you forget that like he spends his days hunting monsters, like hunting literal monsters.
No shit. That's the coolest team up ever.
Information only. Information only reports. Yeah. Burn it down.
I'm thinking sovereign citizen, but that's obviously not it.
Wasn't it a criminal breaking into homes or something?
I kind of love that. That's what they're going with of like. This is why this guy's bad. He calls criminals names. And then, like, wonder why no one cares what they have to say.
Like, oh, he's mean to the crims. Like, oh, no. What a bad person.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's the drunk judge video, right? Yeah.
Jesus f***ing Christ!
Those kids were talking to God.
Yeah. Okay, how did they- How did they- I'm so mad, I can't see straight. How did they get edibles?
You just can't win. What town is it in?
I've had a lot of accidents in my life, I've never accidentally dosed kids. And guess what happened to the evidence?
Do you think the defund the police movement is settling down? It seems to be trending away.
How old were they? So they're minors? Eleven. Eleven? So I'm sure people know this, but when we used to take stuff to school for the kids, we had to only bring store-bought stuff because of food allergies and everything. And store-bought weeds are way better and cleaner. Yeah.
Collazo's such... And Rex. All those guys are like... It was a horrible day in Nashville, but the way they responded... What most people don't know is where he was to the school is 15 minutes. From the time the call happened until Tango down, 13 minutes. That's how quickly they responded. And like...
Like, yeah. And like, so Mike, Mike's a detective. Like he, he thought going too much into it. I mean, his, his undercover work got blown because they put his face everywhere, but like he used to just, he'll go and do undercover work and he would like go to businesses and they were doing bad things. And he was like building a case on that. But Rex was in the different part of town.
He responded and Mike met him there. And Mike, You should talk to them about it. But they met there together, and they had been trained, and they'd known each other because Mike's always pulling leads and stuff from working downtown and everything, so they knew each other. But they just converged and all acted as one and moved through it.
And the literal worst-case scenario is something that I couldn't even imagine. And it literally showed the importance of training and how you need to make cops dangerous, honestly. Yeah. And they're fucking heroes. I mean, they got the Medal of Valor, which is the highest level of award that an officer can get. It's the equivalent of the Medal of Honor.
And him and all the cops who responded that day, they're fucking heroes.
I just don't understand how, like, we've jumped from you can't have peanuts in there to, like, somehow edibles have, like, made it into an elementary school. Bro, peanut butter, you can't, like, there's just no peanut butter now allowed at school. We had to, like, take trays and, like, the, alright, secretary, whoever at the
Yeah, dude, he kind of sucks at building decks, but, like, so here, all right, that's enough about how cool he is. He invited me over.
This is why I brought him. I'm so confused right now. I'm like, no. So, like, he invited me over. He got a pool, and, like, you're supposed to, like, level. You're supposed to great and level, right, when you put a pool in, Trout? Duh. All right, great and level, and I show up, and I go, Mike, have you leveled it? And he goes, huh? And I go, have you leveled it? And he goes, no.
i'm trying so he's not like an above ground inflatable pool yeah no he had not leveled it and so we were taking two by fours put on like a like an arm and lifting up the pool as he's digging it out trying to raise it up and i was like i swear to god if you weren't a hero i wouldn't be here like i hate you so much it's not like a doggy pool bro stick to shooting active shooters okay
so he's like you're fine you're fine you're fine long story short i'm pulling this up doing this like this and it wasn't paying attention and he literally knocked me unconscious and i just go i'm going home i'm going home i don't want to do this anymore and so when brandon came to town he's like come help me build a deck and i was like not a fucking chance i'm not going he's texting you and then he's texting me he's like hey you and zach need to come over like i'll grill some steaks but like uh are you free tonight
He tried to finesse us into coming to build his deck on an Easter weekend.
I'm at Home Depot. I don't see you. He's like, Zach's fine. It's just one concussion. I'm like, dude, I don't know how many I've got left. It's like the never-ending story part two. I don't know how many more wishes I have available. I'm going to hit my head probably when I leave here. How many do I got for the rest of my life? Maybe five? I'm not rolling.
That's the other, he didn't drain the pool. He didn't do any of it. Wait, what? The pool was like half filled. And he's like, well, we're going to swim in it. And I was like, no, you're not. That side's two feet and that side's 14. The kids are going to drown, dude. He's like, it'll be fine. So like, I'm literally like cranking the thing. You're holding up water?
Yeah, it was, it had, it was like a third filled up.
Again, I was like, Mike, I hate you so much, dude. I hate you so much. He's like, oh, it's fine. It's no big deal.
school would be like, okay, they have to look at it, and it would have to be sealed from Publix or Kroger or something.
He did not have stakes. So does Applebee's. And I don't have to work. He did not have stakes. And here's the best part about it. Guess what he had to do to the pool again? He had to drain it and then re-level it again. This pool's been terraformed in the ground. I don't know what the deck's made out of. I'm sure it's, like, fluid. Like, remember those weird little squeeze things you had as a kid?
That's what I think his deck is made out of. Like, it just kind of moves like an earthworm. It's fine. He'll be all right.
We send Trout to fix it. He just lights it on fire, and he's like, nothing could have been done. I thought he took me along on his own.
I did. I called Connor about my shower. He's like, send me a video. And he answered all my questions in like five minutes.
I'll send this to you if you need it. He pulled off the panel.
What was his name? You're going to have to be more specific because there's so many in the Buffalo public school system.
He can't help himself. When Nick said, he's like, I've always wanted a black Grand National, I was like, it caught me off guard. I'm like, Iowa guy. No, dude, he's from Southern California. Nick's about it, about it. Yeah. Yeah, Nick, he's always wearing some Jordans or something. He's low-key.
Yeah, Nick is in Paris. Nick is in Paris.
Which one? We tied one on.
I'm going to be like, how many times?
I know what you're talking about, though. Yeah, I'm like, oh, that's fucking weird as shit. Hell yeah, we're talking about shit I really like.
Yeah. Um, so I did, I began and DMT through, um, the mission within as a part of like healing, healing. And it, it changed my life. Hands down. It's one of the greatest things I've ever done. Um, life changing stuff.
I went down to Mexico. I went to the organization called vets, but the facilitators were the mission within, um,
Yeah. I mean, when I did it in 2022, you couldn't build a brand around it. We had to lie, basically, to do what's considered medical tourism. Because you go down there, you're literally in San Diego, and then you're in Mexico five seconds later.
I mean, I'm down. You don't need to trust me. You need to talk to God.
It's great. No, I can't recommend it enough. Like, I literally... It's single-handedly the greatest thing I've ever done. Like, without a shadow of a doubt. And it's been so life-changing for me. I've sent some of my friends who've... It's changed their lives as well. And it's incredible, right? Because the Ibogaine, like, cleans you out.
And, like... People stop fucking... Like, alcohol, everything. Yeah, alcohol, drugs, drinking. Which is wild. Like... Here's the thing. Ibogaine is illegal in America because it's been used to treat for opioid cessation. So people who can't kick opioids addiction, they take Ibogaine. It's done. It literally is like bleach to the brain.
It's so gnarly that when you wake up without going too in-depth into it, you wake up the next day and you're like, right foot go, and it doesn't move. It was like Bambi trying to walk because your brain is like brand new and going through all of that.
How would we sell the rest of it? Brother, don't get me started. They used to send it to me every 30 days. I don't know what epidemic they were talking about. The VA had that shit on every 30 days it showed up in the mail. But DMT, what's interesting about it is it's fast acting and you take it and it feels like a lifetime. It's only like five minutes.
But they did a study at some university in Columbia or whatever and they gave people a slow drip DMT. People didn't know each other, had nothing in common. The only thing they have in common is that they're all humans. They all came back after being under for like 60 minutes. 60 minutes here, which is gnarly. I don't even know how long that is under DMT.
And they were like, recreate what you saw, draw what you saw, everything else. They all did the exact same thing down to the shape, size, dimensions, everything. They all recreated the same environment when they came back. They're recreating the study now at San Diego State University. The belief is that you go to the well of souls, where it all is. I don't know. They all did the same thing.
I think it pierces the veil. I think we think about it like this, but it's like this. You know what I'm saying? Like it's dimensions. No. I don't actually know what you're saying. Well, we think about like heaven and hell and like earth, right? But what if it's just dimensions and these things like open up your mind to that and you go to them?
Yeah, I'm cool. What? Yeah.
It seems weird to focus on Rich and not the crimes. I know I'm old-fashioned. I'm a dad, you know, and I'm like, protect the kids, the anti-Buffalo public school system motto, but I don't know why we're so focused on that and not the children.
Poor whites. The poor whites I come from, they're like, let's go work on cars in the driveway.
It's, yeah, it's interesting because, like, you know, for a while, I was convinced that, like, I was, my problem with, like, alcohol in particular was that I thought it was alcohol. It wasn't alcohol with me. I just fucking hated myself. Like, and that was something that was really hard for me. And that was, like, in the throes of, like.
trying to figure out like, you know, stuff I was going through and then like starting better with the sign. And then it finally like picks up and then, you know, uh, you're trying to like work in this community and like help people. And like, I would have like one step forward and two steps back.
And so for me, what the medicine did for me is it like helped me put like all that stuff in its proper place and like work through it. Cause I mean, reset. I mean, you remember when I, we, we hung out before I went and you were like, are you gonna be okay? And I'm like, I'm going, I was just like, I'm, I'm fucking going. And then the craziest shit has happened afterwards.
It just put everything in line for me in a place to where I can understand that, oh, it just didn't like me. And so that was something that I was carrying with for a while because the hardest part about getting out of the military is you get out and there's no one that's like you. And then, like, I was kind of constantly surrounded by, like, normal people. And, like, this is what I always say.
Like, when I'm not here, like, I'm with, like, normal people. So, like, talking to them about, yeah, like, talking to them about, like, I have, you know, a YouTube channel or I have an Instagram. They're like, what's that? Like, they're not being mean or rude or anything. They have nothing to compare it to.
I can't relate in a lot of ways. It's not bad.
yeah it gets yeah like when you like it's one percent that joins and then it gets smaller like joins in a combat role and then joins in the combat role goes to combat like it gets less and less and less it's it's it's a small margin and then people that actually been on firefights like i didn't i thought that was the norm i'm sure you did when you got back you're like oh everyone this was that normal yeah i was like what the fuck are you guys doing like the ground's exploding where i came from like it fucking sucks out there like therapy my buddies would go to therapy and like yo quavis uh
Yeah. And I've got like, I've got, yeah. And I've got like a sleeve tattoos and I'm just like, Oh, Hey, you know? And so like, It all kind of morphs into like what I'm trying to do now is like Veteran with a Sign is like I try to make an entry point to bridge the world between military, veteran world, and then those outside of it.
So like I can make it a place where we can try and learn more about each other and then like connect because like, you know, ultimately I just want – I don't want to bury anyone else. That's like literally it. I don't have... Friends, you don't. Yeah, I don't have the ability.
Mason Nixon up. It's got to go. I don't care. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Contact my lawyer, Jake Watson, at Pepperbox.com. Dot TV. Dot TV. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Dot TV. Pepperbox.tv. But, like, I just have emails.
Yeah. Also, people are a different way online than they are in real life. I don't think Ben Affleck's Batman. He was a good Batman. But there's multiple different layers to it. And it seems like everyone's trying to view him through the lens of like, oh, he's a silly goose in a uniform.
I just, so I don't know. I came to this point where I was like, veteran with a sign, if I'm doing it well, it'll be like open source information place where people can learn about things. They can maybe learn about themselves. And then it also forces me to be accountable, right? Because I can't be like, get help. And then I'm just like, turn off the camera and be like, Fuck that.
They fucking suck. Like, no, I, I'm very much a part of it too. And ultimately I don't have it in my heart to give another mom or dad or son or child a folded flag because every time, fuck, I've never talked about this. Every time I put someone in the earth, a part of me goes with them and I can't keep doing it. Yeah. So it sucks. That's literally, I keep doing this. Um,
And it's hard and it feels like you're never going to escape it. And I understand that, but I swear to God, if, if anyone can take away anything from this, I promise you it'll be better and you're worth fighting for. So, yeah.
Bring back the Snyderverse. It had potential. It had potential. You don't think so? Bring back Cavill. I think it had potential.
Get out of here. I bet you've never talked about your dad.
I want to shoot it so bad.
No shit?
The 40mm grenade might be my favorite thing to have shot. It's scary simple. You just go...
I love that gun. It's just so, anytime we were, they'd be like, contact front. We'd be like, boom.
little short i said pull it back next time it's like because you the first time you do it it's it's like an he round and we did 20 to 24 in a single gunfight brother i used to walk around before i take a knee i drop three i'd be like and they sound they sound horrible but there's no i don't think there's a kill right it's just casualty and it sounds like earth and people would be like diving and you're just like god get to the trees get covered oh i love it
When I shoot it, I'm just going to start screaming.
New achievement unlocked. What? I don't know what that means.
That's a weird case study to sign up for. Come here, son. Try this pistol out. Let us know what you think. Pow!
Did it make the blues go away? On a scale of 1 to 10, how do you feel?
Yeah, it is the old-timey voice.
Step right up. Step right up.
Here's a nickel.
Jesus. I'm very, very fortunate. The one I go to in Nashville, it's all the doctors there are Vanderbilt doctors.
Yeah, so it's the healthcare capital of the world. It's private healthcare. It's based out of there. But the one I go to in Nashville, it's sick. They fixed my deviated septum and everything.
Yeah, yeah. Cut me here, peeled it back, and reinforced it. It was awesome. Not mine. Cause I had sleep apnea and that was, you know, I wasn't like morbidly obese or whatever. And I kept failing. I kept failing the test. I had less than a hundred percent out of both nostrils.
You couldn't sleep on your back. It was rough. Like I would wake up and like, you know, when I finally wake up, I'd be covered in sweat and I'd just be like, and yeah. My wife's just scared shitless, and I'm like, yeah, I think I need to get this fixed. It's been a very good experience.
But like other VAs, I mean, like the Phoenix one, the Alvin C. York one, they're kind of hit and miss, but it sucks, to be honest.
I've honestly never heard of him being across the street from a cemetery.
Who is the city planner who's like, I've got an idea. Like, who approved that?
Dude, I hear really good things about Doug Collins, the new secretary. I hope so. I've heard nothing but good stuff. I might be able to talk to him. We'll see. I remember. Yeah, he's... He was supposed to be... He actually wants to come on the podcast. He's doing podcasts. He wants to do podcasts. And like...
You're not from Buffalo, are you? No, I mean, he's like... You're hiding the Buffalonians under the floorboards, are you not? No, I'm optimistic. I'm actually optimistic because he's taken, from what I understand, a real honest approach to fixing the VA, which is what we need. Crazy content. You're harboring journalists under the floorboards. You don't hate mainstream media. No, you don't.
If nothing.
Where do we find you at, Zach? Go check out Veteran with a Sign on YouTube and the After Action Podcast, wherever you get your podcasts.
Yes. Yeah, two of them, actually. Brandon, we talked about everything. He told us all the secrets of the world. I'm slowly acquiring unsub hosts on the podcast like Thanos does Stones. One by one, it's happening. Two down, two to go. We got the glove somewhere.
Fuck you, Bob. Bobby suck.
I'm like entering like angry dad territory very quickly. Okay, we're going to take a moment. We're going to breathe. One more thing. Ed, you suck too. That's it. I'm done. Ed sucks too. Yeah, Ed sucks too. Oh, they burped. Ew, gross. Do your job. Just do your job. Just report.
All I know is you're talking to a WKBU top fan badge wearer right now. Anytime WKBU Buffalo goes live on Facebook, I'm there. It's game over, dude. They gave me a top fan badge.
There we go. That scares me. I'm so wet. No, please don't.
Take the wind out of you. I've seen videos of people with a plate carrier that wasn't as bad, especially with modern tech because it's not hitting your body. It has that plate and then the Kevlar behind it.
Extra large just the cockpad. That's fucking hilarious. We hated those things.
That is like we wouldn't wear Nick. We wouldn't wear the shoulder like that's stupid. Every dude I knew was like
You look like a football player. It's stupid. And they went through that. We weren't at... That was during, as you were saying, the occupation. Or the... Not the, like, the surge. It was right after. The gay part of the war. Yeah. Yeah. The non-war part. I had the gay part of the war, where it's like, I fired around. paperwork and you're like, oh, this sucks dick.
So you, we went to Taji one time, like you mentioned Taji, you lived out in a Cobb. So I was like, Where's Taji at? In Baghdad.
I'm glad that we're all veterans here. I can't believe every single one of us is. Some more decorated than others.
You were like getting experience because I was talking. We did a cob for almost six months in Baghdad. So I always try to explain, I'm like, oh, we got to shower every 20 days or stuff like that. You're burning your shit. It doesn't register to people like that lifestyle though.
Shut the fuck up.
A double.
15, 16 months. The same sector does that. You were second ID, right? My grandpa was second ID. 16 months. And we lived out in a cob for like, they were like, Hey, you're, you're here. And that is it from four months until it went to Mokdadia. And then that was a new cob. And then your exact same thing, but they had actually like cook food and everything.
And then you have people that lived on a base too, but that was for the most part, it was just three months or four months of out in sector rotate every 20 days. We had 20 day rotations back to base for a day and be like, Oh, shower, do everything. And then rotate back out.
The shooty drinky thing? Yeah. It was that text of just Jake. He was like, when does this end? When does shooty bang bang thing end? Shooty drinky bang bang convention.
And we're working, but we also drink with all the work we do. And gamble.
Welcome to the f***ing party. Welcome to the party, pal. It is a you think you know. It's like, ah, I'll be a dude. Especially the older we get, the harder those days are like.
Well, a lot of good stuff. A lot of good stuff. It's a fun time. We get to hang out with everyone. We get to just... also not be extroverted if we are forced to that. And then we interact with everyone and then we want to die afterwards.
Yeah, you're like... When you walk in that bathroom and close the door, it's like... Okay. I think I'm dying. Man, Rich has it so nice. Angry cops get so much... Dude, the energy he gets from the crowd versus everyone at the table is like...
Like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No one's charging each other. This is bad. Well, this charges us. Yes. Temporarily.
Dude, okay. The rippets come in. When Cody started his crazy business of podcasting. Wait, he didn't think about merchandise, but now he's selling what? Merch. And it couldn't be easier.
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Go to shopify.com slash unsubpod. Do we talk about you guys were arguing over there for zombies? Oh.
That's what some say.
yeah that's what they basically wanted they were like let's make a zombie movie and let's steal this kind of let's hijack this property just to make it to glom onto their success yeah which is wild in this day and age you'd be like hey let's not do that and come up with something original and then it will do good uh what's it called did the same thing the giant monster movie The Pacific Rim?
The first one that was handheld. Cloverfield. Oh, Cloverfield. And then even the last Cloverfield they did, they've done multiple where it was literally a horror movie and they're like, oh, just slap Cloverfield and we'll change the movie.
Oh, yeah, dude. Chat GTP when it makes images of him.
TBI. It gives him dog tags.
I'm going to have to redo that. How much did we spend on that?
Listen, I wrote the same thing in seventh grade, all right?
Your money, $38 million of your money went to... a plan to fight zombies.
That's a shit job right there.
I actually have a portion to go over everyone's weapon platform. Because you talked about the 416 and everyone taking it over.
10.5 inch. I'll take it.
I don't agree with Brandon. I have a lot of guns. I just put the barrel like... What do you want?
Famous Last Warriors and Brandon's like, I got bit! We had a weapon design facility. Don't let me get bit, motherfucker! Now we have a shop we can't use. Oh no! Like, no, just cut his arm off.
That makes sense, though, because it is like AR, like bolt carriers, all the little shit where you're like, eh. It'll be laying everywhere.
I guarantee it's the one time we go on a trip together. Like the gang does Japan. And that's when that happens. And we're like, mother. Like we're stuck in a country with no guns.
This is hands down one of the best communities anyone could ask for. We have already raised $40,000 to donate. We're gonna hit 200,000. I truly believe we're gonna hit 200,000. So that is, clap. That is for all you out there, you amazing humans.
That's the crazy one. That's the one you can just walk and shoot. You got to shoot that?
It's so rude of me. Let's go. We're going to work down it. We got this. We're still on him. We got 3-3-8 LePool.
You know what we're trained in the military? Insert slap again to make sure it's set.
76,000 pounds of bad guy. You're measuring him in poundage? But how many? Divided by 85 pounds apiece. Depends on how much they weigh. We'll do an average. Yeah, it's Veterans Day, so we all get a This is the big one put together. Everyone's already, thank you for buying so many t-shirts. Holy shit, we got those numbers just as I was in the bathroom. Y'all are kicking ass and taking names.
No, this is... There is no such thing as too much into the weeds. Now people are like, okay.
I don't want to see your taxes.
Already? Yeah.
No, no, no. No, I don't know then. Oh, Cody. Oh, no. Dude, this is not a good. No, this is. People fucked up on this one. This is in your neck of the woods. Look.
I was going a different direction.
Yeah. Yeah. And this was a famous, like the squirrel has a million followers. Yeah.
And what was the reason? Because it was just not. I don't know. There were complaints about the squirrel.
This is like a homey squirrel. It would just hop on and walk around with it. So many videos.
It might have rabies.
That's huge on social... That's where I do not get how something like that goes through all those changing of hands and that high up where somebody's like, hey, this is going to happen to... Just double check even a smidge. I'm like, hey, okay, this is a famous squirrel. What are the repercussions? What are the optics on this?
Dude, that's a politician in Brandon right there. He's like, guys, I'll cover my basis right now for everyone. You sound like me.
Thank you for coming.
Dude, I have actually part of it is... I wanted to talk about the North Korea shit, which is wild. And also that dealing with modern politics or at least wars. And then the pushback and that flux you get from both sides. Cause you're like, You're just presenting information and you are still an asshole for doing it. Yeah, but I get off on it.
Play that level of Quake. I have the ism, guys. Autism? No, racism. It's like, no, Cody, no!
Are we sniffing? Just the young ones. That's him. 28.
And you'd be surprised how many people would say this. To ask your purposes, racist. Your face pops up and you're like, no, no, no!
We gotta get Eli back. Give us a minute. That got me. That one got me. I wanna know what race you are. I wanna call you a slur.
Can slurs burn through steel?
And I was like... Racism. Sorry. I apologize for that.
That's the dragon slayer. We used to have the buster sword.
You can touch it.
That is the dragon slayer. Okay. Bigger than the buster sword. Yes. Anyway, I'm proud you know the buster sword.
How you doing, Chris? It's like, uh-oh.
Just to reiterate, 100% of profit made on these, all of it is going back to these nonprofits and everything else on our store, a percentage is also going towards those nonprofits. We're gonna change so many freaking lives and I'm so freaking stoked. You all are amazing. Thank you so damn much for everything you do.
Both of you, shut the fuck up and just let me roll with it. both on paper box now we uh these are the new content creators for this amazing adventure that we are slowly figuring out as we go 700 videos 700 videos seven holy shit no oh my god doctor
Oh, yeah. So it sends us through.
I've definitely seen Brandon. Oh, yeah. Crossball Nation. If you don't know this, analytics will show you. It's like, hey, related channels. The host, because the other hosts are fucking killing it in life. It's like, oh, yeah. And then we use their names, their titles, their tags in our own section. That also helps populate your algorithm.
True.
No, but it is good. You have like difference of opinion. You shaking your head no to what Brandon is saying is, look, we're not killing each other crazy. But expand on to what you're talking about. Break that down.
Yes. That's what it is. Watch out. We're good at it. No, it is... We are weaponized. Can I just say one thing? It is... Having a streaming service where we have Task and Purpose coming aboard, habitual line crosser. Now we're in this space where, trust us, we did not envision any of that this fast.
Wait, it has a quick charge function? That's what I just said. Also, Raycon just launched their updated models of the everyday earbuds. Weatherproof and or sweat resistant. I actually use these over anything else just because they're tiny. Every freaking gym session.
Okay.
Had to. Sorry. Of course. Dude, it's wild to be there, especially how fast this community has... I just... For me, it's...
Even in their pamphlets, as you're saying, they are now putting it in North Korean for hopefully to grab defectors. Like, hey, yo, what's up? If you come over here, you get three hots and a cot. We won't do anything. And North Korean soldiers know how shit it is. So if they hear that, it is the idea. It's like, hey. If you surrender, we'll take care of you on this side.
This is an autistic episode.
It's crazy seeing that. Because I didn't even know that was going on. You brought that up recently, and you were talking about how many defectors maybe have happened at this time.
If you ask Tony Gonzalez, not far. Imagine though, you're driving eight hours. You're like, man, it's a beautiful Sunday. You want to go see war? And you drive eight hours to a frontline conflict.
It's wild and it is a blessing to be able to provide that for everyone out there because it's still, we're learning as we go. Like the entire team is learning as we go and now we're in this new territory where no one's been.
And then their flip side is – or one of the issues that was raised was there's no punishment for not doing it, right? Yeah.
Jake's like, well, we've had it here but now we are well past that scale and we're like, okay, well now we're just fucking in new territory and we're figuring out as we proceed but thankfully to all of you, we're just listening back and forth having those comms. So it's like, okay, what do you all want? Okay, we'll implement that. We'll figure stuff out.
You're just like, let's invest more into this. I want some dope equipment.
At least it's Jimmy. Here we go. What about a Super DARPA? Give me that shit from Aliens.
I thought we were about to talk about war crimes.
I was going to say, I was like, wow.
No, no, no, no.
And we are further than probably any of us has imagined at this point and how big we're growing. We're like, holy fuck.
I wish Nick was here. Oh, he's feeling it right now. Your phone's gonna ring.
I like how that started. Man, North Korea's fighting with Russia. That's where we ended. I feel like we completely, we didn't even talk about the implications of that. We'll go back now.
That's what Nick how do you feel about this?
LAUGHTER The iPhone 17 would actually be cool. LAUGHTER
I don't even know where to go from there.
Here's the olive branch.
It's just the world rallies against one random dude.
As I always say, technologically, if they can travel here, they're going to butt rape us, no matter how you look at it. If they've made it to Earth, they're like, oh, you're still at nuke, because that's cute.
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It is an actual thing. Operation **** was an immigration law enforcement initiated and created by Joseph Swing, retired United States Army Lieutenant General. 1954 in June is when it happened. I was one year off. Oh my god, dude. The short-lived operation used military-style tactics to remove Mexican immigrants.
Oh, the photo is way worse. It is just Mexicans in a fucking pig pen.
love chris dude all of this has been in this like this is gonna die i hate why why didn't you all like what i like sons of bitches i spent so much time i dive deep into china's intelligence agency and like only 500 000 of you watch it hey fat electrician habitual line crosser and myself started a second podcast over on pepper boxing kind of consensual nick came up with that genius name
We're like, hey.
I'd be like about 22 million about that time.
Because at that time of the United States, that's like population drops.
I'm so happy with this.
He's deadly with his hands. That's why he got convicted.
Yes. Danny DeVito. And he's the main actor. Have you guys? Oh, he sent me. And he's like, hey, this is my job. Yes, he is. Have you guys seen him? Yes, he is.
It's us reading military stories and reacting to them. Think Creepcast, but with us. It's a lot of laughs. And that will be up Monday on Pepperbox.
Have you guys seen him?
It's fucking gross. Right.
I just like how comedy, see if you, Henry Cavill for me, I'm like, big age, hot as fuck. Dude's a good looking dude.
Yeah, and you have to remember going into these, a majority of directors, and this is top level directors, writers, they're like, this is impossible to make to a screenplay because it is, as Cody will tell you, so much information. And you're like, and how many years from one and two should pass? Jesus.
As he lands in Iraq. He just dismounted the hind. Or the fucking black hawk. I need to pee on that.
Yes, there's nothing wrong with me. I love it. Quacks of justice. I do like when you're with the pepper box side, when you started uploading the normal, people are like, oh, this does hit different without the quacks of justice and the blurries. It's a bit different now.
Dwarf Fortress, buddy. Oh, dude. I know. We had entire segments. We were originally with the podcast. It was going to have segments for Dwarf Fortress because how off the rails that game can go with its primitive AI. Yeah.
Yeah, Murder Boat. Dude, like reading those stories. Cody will attest to this. There are entire stories and it prints out as shit is happening in the game. It is very much hands-off. You're building... How you do your base and all these little things. And then it has stories about each character. And every character has a story that is automatically or procedurally generated.
And then it reacts to what is going on. So you have the giant story about... Cody will tell his. So we have the... I forget what it is. It's the queen when she's like giving birth and it's getting overrun by orcs and they're like fighting and dwarves are dying. And then she gives birth to hers and goes into a birth to a child, the king, the next king. Oh, I've heard this story.
And then she pulls the baby out and then uses that as a battle weapon. And destroys all the orcs that are rushing in. And that is just one of many stories. And it's talking about her, like, cleaving heads off with this baby. Planned Parenthood 40K.
So they collapsed the bridge. And that one dwarf lived. And he lived at the bottom. And he was just killing everything.
anything that survived and then orcs were rushing in they fall in there and there was literally this dwarf that was eating off of dead orc and just killing him and it finally escaped it was just psychotic because you'll go berserk and you have no control so it's just roaming the land he's just a god yeah murdering everyone in the darkness dude that sounds have you uh i don't know if you think the motors you're at
orc over here that's enormous and shit i played that one for like a couple days i can't wait to watch the viewership drop off with this episode diving right now wait what's weird is it's like oh they're talking about that one or this
I was like, oh. Oh, yeah, you can quit. Yeah, just step away. It doesn't feel like you can quit. You can. Be ashamed, Cody. Be ashamed. Do not shame.
Dude, it is. It is a testament to watch. We were talking about this on the drive here. You got really good leadership on analytics and everything in the YouTube space. Because we talk about it all the time with... If you just fucking learn analytics and what works and what doesn't, you can go really far in this space.
You had really good mentorship where the dude was like, hey, this, this, and this. And then I didn't realize he controlled a lot of...
Right. It's kind of formats. That's what's crazy because we talk about if you – we are boring during a lot of the time. We are working probably way too much. I can't stress enough. How much fun. We are lucky. We are blessed to do this. But the amount of work on the back end from a day-to-day, you're like, oh, this is what we actively talk about.
and find interesting is like that shit on the drive here. I was like, well, I get to get out of here. This is how you go from a 10 to 10 to a one of 10. And you get to watch that actively really quickly. He's like, Oh, I just switched it to this.
Skibbity.
Doesn't that mean shit? I don't know. Bye, everyone. Thank you. I know. You're like, no, stop talking about Skibbity.
like that's the discovery algorithm going ham like that's what it is what do you guys watch on youtube can i ask that has this been asked before a million times actually go for it bro i can't stop watching guys build cabins in the woods and it switches does your switch like you'll have a month and then yeah for whatever reason a new video that is older like your old style content you used to watch like months ago would pop back up it's like oh man i really do like that stuff and then it switches to that new subject forever
Yeah, camping with Steve. Can I see? That's probably it. Steve Wallace. This dude will find... Like, camping in a... Yes, yes, yes. I love everything. It's like all dudes... Like, you're the only one who's like, what the fuck? And all of us is like, camping with Steve. Where he's gonna go this round.
Okay, this is a one-time thing. I am really miserable right now. I would hate that so much.
Red Letter Media. I watch a ton of that. Love that. I haven't watched them. Dude, that is OG. OG YouTube. You're talking about Phantom Menace. I think that's what put them on the map was their Star Wars series.
Tungsten is the heaviest metal that we have, by the way. Period. The heaviest metal we use. Well, they're different sizes.
What's more heavy than tungsten though?
That's DP. Like a tungsten ring. If you
This is the War Thunder podcast. I think we talked about that before. Unfortunately. When did China and America become teams? Right now. No.
We control everything.
That's it. SSRS 30mm. That is 100% it.
I'm so confused. Did you show Cody what that looks like? Have you seen that? It looks like almost an AA-12. Send that to me so I can put it up for trade.
Kentucky Ballistics, what happened?
Yes, okay. Yeah, yeah.
That was a slap around with a 20, or a 50 cal, right?
Yeah, it was the Serbu 50 cal. Yeah.
He had a good time.
We love you.
We're going to get along so much.
Yeah, good peeps. I love Jack. Those dudes are super talented.
First of all, out of bounds.
He's actually talked about reading his letters from his great-great-grandparents or whoever. He's got familial letters, yeah. And these are like Civil War letters. No shit. And he reads them. And it is insanity to hear how they talked back in the day. And then... how old was it? It was like 16 or 17 talking about like the marriage and everything.
I don't know what any of the... And a gif. And then the gif of this.
The commander has walked away today. We haven't seen him in two months. boons. Two scores.
That's the biggest murder. No way.
I didn't know our homie just challenged people all the time. Yo! Fuck you! Dude, if you want to be president in this day... Dude, 20... 28? Homeboy comes and just shoots people?
Dude, homies went hard. You're like, okay, good.
Don't be so cold.
That was my favorite.
Cody, close us out, beautiful.
And then, Mr. Chris Cappy, where do we find you, you beautiful?
Now we got the weird, weird shit.
Ready? Three, two, one.
Skip this if you hate veterans. Wait, why the fuck did you cut to me?
Which brings us to the fight. Mike Tyson, the man, the myth, the legend, is fighting Jake Paul.
Bro, you're going down. Go download Underdog and support them because they are supporting now us and a couple of veteran nonprofits.
Ja.
Ich glaube nicht, dass wir jemals jemanden getroffen haben, der sich vor Pearl Harbor eingelassen hat. Also das war vor Pearl Harbor.
Wie alt waren Sie, wenn das passiert ist?
Or the chocolate milkshake. You can't prove that.
Es ist ein whole body deodorant, das es sicher ist, an deinem Körper zu benutzen. Du kannst es sogar in deinem Buttcrack benutzen. Und vertraue mir, ich tue es. Und du solltest es wahrscheinlich. Ich bin zu einem Magic the Gathering Tournament. Du solltest es. Mando kommt in Solid Stick und Spray Deodorant, das aluminiumfrei ist.
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Ist das eine echte, echte Ãœberraschung, oder haben wir hier verletzt?
I would be so bad without autocorrect. I'd be spending a lot of time correcting mistakes.
Also sind fünf dieser Tage auf beiden Wegen verbracht.
Ja.
Da ist es. Ich bin nicht sicher, wie ich das öffnen kann.
Ja, sie tenden auf deinem Schulter zu scheißen.
Und dann... Ist das nur so, wie die Chips fallen? Wie bist du in dieser Position geworden? Außer natürlich glücklich zu sein.
I feel like that's true for pretty much any job. Wise words, very wise words.
You were in a what now?
I'm not familiar with the term.
Ich hatte einen Corporal Helper, Madison Rich.
Also wenn du sprichst von einem Wassergekühltem 50-Kalibre, dann wäre das wie das M2 Browning, aber mit dem Wassergekühltem Schraubendreher drauf.
Das ist ein OG-Gun. Sie waren später nicht so populär, weil man sie nicht mehr benötigt hat. Aber in den frühen Prototypen, besonders viele der frühen genannten Waffen, wurden Wasserverkühlt.
Sie begannen mit der Maxim. Die Maxim wurde in 1883 gemacht. Aber sie folgten den Vickers-Waffen. Die Maxim war eine andere Maschinenwaffe als die anderen. Because you would have been talking about the M2 Browning, right?
The good old, the Ma Deuce.
But, yeah, a lot of people don't know, it started as a water-cooled 50 Cal. I didn't even know.
I assume there was a statute of limitations to that. You can talk about it now.
That's some big Jake energy. That was heavy. Heavy though, right?
War es für dich ein Wunsch, der B.A.R.-Operator zu sein, oder hast du es genossen?
Was war deine Lieblingspart an der B.A.R.?
Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja. Ja.
I have to ask, what was Eisenhower like?
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War das etwas, was du davor gedacht hast, bevor du landest? Du dachtest, ich gehe hinter den Mann, der schon durchgegangen ist?
Perfect. We have them for, what, seven, eight hours? It's the longest podcast ever. I'll stick it out.
Figures.
Ich habe es noch nie gesehen. Hast du etwas gesagt, als ob es ein konvertierter Pocket Watch war? Mhm.
Für den gesamten Kriegsaufwand.
Ich sage dir nichts, was nicht in dem Buch ist. Ehrlich gesagt, es ist ein sehr ernstes Vergnügen, diese Geschichten zu hören. Jemand kann ein Buch lesen, aber ich glaube, ich spreche für uns alle. Wir fühlen uns sehr begeistert, es von Ihnen zu hören.
Wir waren 100 Prozent. Wir haben Pläne gecancelt.
Verstehe.
Was ist dein Lieblings-Einsatz? Ja, ist da einer da, der dir stand, als etwas, das du sagst, das ist genau so, wie es war? Ist da etwas, das du gesehen hast und du sagst, das war es?
Ich war 19. 19 da? Das ist ein guter Mann, der da ist.
Offenbar. Und je nach Wife denke ich, dass es funktioniert hat.
Preschend.
You get a whole rebuild. I think my Raptor motor was 12 grand.
It's a different time.
Das ist deine Mutter. Ja.
Ich habe sie besucht, um mich zu verheiraten. Wir haben eine Beziehungsliste.
You're like, who's this guy?
I have to ask. So of the photo set that that was taken from, that photo of you, does your wife, she obviously, I'm sure she knows the story now. Did she ever know about the rest of the photos you took in spring break of 1944 that got your buddy in trouble?
Du sagst, du hättest es, als wäre es eine Verletzung für ihn.
I'll be honest. The two words I was not expecting to hear this entire podcast was YouTube and TikTok. I was kind of shell-shocked by that, but... Das ist großartig. Das ist eine wirklich coole Geschichte.
Das ist wahrscheinlich, weil du ihn blockiert hast.
Ich glaube, ich spreche für uns alle. Es war eines der größten Freude dieses gesamten Podcasts, mit dir zu sprechen. Es war fantastisch. Absolut. Ich habe noch etwas zu sagen.
Wir danken Ihnen für Ihren Service.
Ich weiß, dass unsere Zuschauer diese Geschichte genießen werden, hoffentlich so viel, wie wir es gemacht haben, weil ich weiß, dass ich wirklich, ich hasse es, ein gebrochenes Rekord zu sein. Wir haben dich wirklich gefreut, dich hier zu haben und diese Geschichten zu erzählen.
Before we close things out, is there anything that you have the opportunity to? Is there anything you'd like to say to the next generation of potential war fighters or just the next generation in general?
And on top of that, still being willing to come out and talk about this stuff. And come to, I mean... Ich möchte noch etwas sagen. Ich wurde auf der Farm geboren und geboren. Ich hatte keine Chance, in die Kirche zu gehen, weil die Kirche verbrannte. Die dänische Kirche verbrannte.
Und nicht nur lebendig, sondern lebendig.
Lebendig und herumlaufen und in deinem eigenen Platz zu sein. Das ist ehrlich gesagt unglaublich. Fliegen hier. Ja, fliegen über das Land.
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So you were seriously like, I want to do comedy now. Kill Tony should be one of my first things I do.
Dude, AI is just fully, like, that is a war here. My joke is always like, I never did any branch of military service, ever.
Yeah, that's a new name. Gentrification is fucking awesome.
Für Liberty. Liberty ist so cool.
Chase, legt es hier rein und bläst ein paar davon aus, weil ich glaube nicht, dass YouTube das mag. Oder ich kann nicht in Cracker Barrel sein, weil ich meine Nuts mit meinem verkleinerten Carrier ausgelöst habe. Mit meinem 1911. Mit meinem 1911. Aber es ist wie der Skull und, weißt du, nur die schmutzigen Sachen.
Du siehst die Boomers, wo... Und ich hasse es, es verkauft eine ganze Menge, weil du sie im Wild siehst und du denkst, oh, Leute tragen das.
Das macht Sinn, warum du in fucking Austin lebst.
Hi everyone, welcome to the unsubscribed podcast. I'm joined today by Eli Doubletap, Christina Mariani, Brandon Herrera, myself, Donut Operator. Thank you so much for being here. Oh my god, there's a girl. What the fuck? We don't want to make her uncomfortable or anything. Brandon, get away.
Oh Gott.
Hast du irgendwelche verrückten Hostel-Geschichten?
Nein, Acid war cool. Wir sind nicht. Nein, nein, nein.
Oh mein Gott. Es ist okay, ich habe Migratoren-Revise. Wir sind nicht.
Great place to start your comedy career.
Yeah. And now you're open there. Yeah, now I work there.
Die Mischung der Leute, die wir auf diesem Podcast haben, ist echt verrückt. Sie hat mir gesagt, bevor ihr hier gekommen seid, ich weiß, dass ihr viel militärische Sachen macht. Nein, wir hatten Chay. Chay Drano. Wir hatten zwei Magiker. Wir hatten die Magiker. Chris und Wes.
Jody Plaché.
That's drank those beers. That's why we have just two random beers. It's not like we like coolers in China. I didn't even notice that. 98, 99 years old. They're just sitting there slamming beers with us.
Man, he's pre-programmed to hate Asian people.
Don't get over it. What's your next big show coming up? What are you excited about?
35 minutes will do it. By yourself, Cody. I know, standing in front of hundreds of people by yourself doing a 35-minute set. My anxiety is already rising. I need more alcohol.
Like those damn veterans.
You don't have to, but can you share one joke from your set that you have coming up?
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I get it! Now I get it!
Es ist ein Antifreezer.
Nach einer Woche schlägst du es ein bisschen und es deklariert sich.
Ich fühle mich wie Eli. Du kannst ein paar Dach-Takos daraus machen.
Weil er Asiatisch ist und er Spanisch ist.
Yeah. Probably a little too much. Hab ich euch jemals gesagt, dass ich ihm ein Audition-Video für Naked and Afraid geholfen habe?
Ich habe euch die Geschichte von Coyote erzählt. Mein Freund ist ein vietnamesischer Nachbar. Oh Gott, ja. Verstehst du das? Nein. Mein Freund lebt in Charlotte. Er war ein Blackwater-Typ. Es gibt einen Coyote in seinem Vordergrund. Er ist klar rabid. Er geht mit seinem 300 Blackout raus. Er schießt es und tötet es. Der asiatische Nachbar kommt und fragt, ob ich das habe.
Das ist ein Junge, der in Vietnam für die Amerikaner kämpft und er hat sein Bürgerrecht gewonnen, um unsere Seite zu kämpfen. Er ist so, ja, du kannst es haben, wie ein rabider Kajot. Er kommt also ein paar Wochen später zurück und er hat diesen Schlauch voll von grünem, schunkelndem Scheiß drin. Er ist so, ich habe das für dich gemacht. Er ist so, was ist das?
Er ist so, ich habe den Kajot gekämpft und er gibt es ihm. Er ist so, danke. Es ist wie Horsenmeat. Er hat es geöffnet und es riecht.
Ja, Brandon filmte ein Video in seiner Range, als wir die Black Rifle-Range hatten. Und Justin ruft mich an und sagt, hey, das ist so, wie er spricht. Er sagt, hey Mann, ich weiß nicht viel über Videospiel. Ich will für dieses Show auditionieren, Naked and Afraid. Und das ist so, wie er spricht. Wir sind gegangen und ich habe ihm eine Feuerwehr von nichts gehalten und es für ihn gedreht.
Ja, ich glaube das. Weißt du, worüber ich rede?
Don't get to me. What are you talking about, them black folks? We're talking about Asians, Cody.
Gehen wir zurück zum mexikanischen Ausdruck.
Funnier than the female cop that pulled us over.
Ja.
Yeah, officer discretion. They don't have to give you a ticket, but if you're nice to them, you know, a lot of times they'll just give you a warning.
Auch zwei Medaillen des Ehrens. Und zwei Medaillen des Ehrens. Du hast ihm das Bild gezeigt.
You had the marine thing. You did.
Er war der 22. Ja, er ist jetzt eine Statistik. Er ist.
Willkommen auf Unsub. Wir bullen Frauen. Shadow Boxing outside the battered women's shelter.
Yeah, but let's do Kill Tony, two months in our career.
Late 80s. Yeah. So the son that got by the person that he killed was on the podcast and he went hard making like child jokes.
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All right, so I can fly. Pretty cool power. But in order to fly, I have to be shouting racial slurs the entire time. Das ist großartig. Es macht es schwer, bestimmte Gemeinschaften zu retten. Es ist wie ein Flappy Bird.
Man muss immer mehr Raum drücken, um in der Luft zu bleiben. Du hast also Tourettes. Das ist es. Das ist das, was du hast. Tourettes. Dein Offset ist Tourettes.
Du bist glücklich, dass du nicht im Wasser bist. Und sie ist so wie, oh Gott, bitte helfen.
Du hast Toni in drei Monaten getötet?
No one watches this. Dude, if you guys don't know what Kill Tony is, it's like professional comedians get up and they have kind of a, they got their table. It's kind of a panel of like comedians, proven comedians, and they roast a comedian set. And so she was one of the comedians that they were just sitting up there roasting after three months of doing comedy. How was it?
Wie Beast Boy.
Das ist deiner?
Ragnarok.
Wir können sie fragen, ob wir das machen können.
Hat Hunter dir das gesendet? Er hat es. Nein, ich habe das gefunden, als ich zu ihrem neuesten Podcast gehört habe. Oh. Oh, I thought that was a clip. Right? It was an audio clip.
Was it one of those?
Was machen wir? Wir machen ein 2-Minuten-Dreh. Ein kurzer. Das ist das, was wir auf der nächsten Tour machen werden.
Theo, Theo Vaughn.
Du magst deinen Mörder-Porn?
She just kills people. Specifically her neighbor's dog. No, I can't do that. Das ist ihr Offset. Sie kann es zu einem Dinosaurier ändern, aber sie tötet nur innere Menschen. Sie hat den Matt Carriker Offset.
All I'm saying is flank state can fit underneath the door frame soaked in anti-crease.
Die Pick-up-Line. Das ist, wo es herkommt.
No, no, it was like a trip. The movie hostel? Yeah, the movie hostel. Oh, no. You're tripping balls. Damn, they cut that eyeball off.
True. I saw that and bought a fucking pizza, dude. It was awesome.
Hell yeah, brother.
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I am creamery. I make **** jokes. See you guys in the afternoon.
Also ist es wirklich verdammt... Aber sieh, das ist nicht... Ich sollte das nicht gesagt haben, glaube ich. Du bist einfach vorbeigehen und sagst, show off! Ja, genau! Und dann schießt er deine Waffe. Ja, ja, es ist so, Gott, ich sehe dich, ich bin gay, ich bin allein.
I don't watch your podcast either, it's okay.
You don't have a what, a YouTube?
I think I brought some. No, Ryan brought a bunch of whiskey to my skate shop. Like really nice whiskey. Oh, that's cool.
Can I tell them about what we were talking about? Sure. The Land Before Time.
No, but now I'm... Put that seatbelt on. Go on. 90s-Children-Cartoon, Land Before Time, the dinosaurs, the star leaves and all that stuff, right? The cute little dinosaur, Ducky, the actress, her father, her and her mother and themselves. It was like a double homicide-type situation. Shot them. That's hilarious to you. What was it? Ducky should have ducked?
Ducky should, Jesus, wait, who said that?
Don't put this back on me, Bobby. Don't put that even on me, Ricky Bobby.
So what do you think about veterans?
Well, that's really nice.
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Really? Yeah. Why? Did you ask one? Yeah, dude. This bird told me that. I was drunk as shit. It was awesome. Some birds, they don't sense.
The only reason things are spicy is because it developed spice so people wouldn't eat it or animals wouldn't eat it. Watch me, bitch. We're like, yeah, we love this shit. Well, then we invented the Mexicans. Then we invented India.
Literally. Can't wait for your next run in Congress, buddy.
The stupid shit I learned. I think that the weirdest part of my life, we keep talking about synchronicity and we keep running into all these weird things. Go like this to your hair. This way. This way. That way.
I'm only here to impress everyone.
Oh, my God. You said you're... Where were you going with that? I was just going to talk about smoking Ed Curry. I started a skate shop in Fort Mill, South Carolina. And little do I know the dude that has a hot sauce store beside me. It's that dude that invented the Carolina Reaper and like all sorts of other peppers. And he does all the hot sauces for hot ones.
And it's just the smallest world ever.
No, no, no, no. Smoking head curry invented the Carolina Reaper. Isn't it like a crossbred? That was wild. Yeah. Cause like I started a skate shop and I started like, I started cooking and I started doing cooking stuff on my vlog channel. And I was like, oh, dude, this guy has a hot sauce store up here. So I went up to his house, his hot sauce store, got to talking to him.
And he's like, yeah, I invented the Carolina Reaper and invented this and invented this and invented this. So he crossed like cross pollinated a bunch of. a bunch of crazy shit. And so that was a small world type thing. And then we ran into someone the other day.
Yeah, so you were not here at that time. I was in San Francisco for the YL thing. Yeah, you did the Young Americans for Liberty thing. So, I mean, Eli went up to Austin to a YouTube event and we ran into Sean Evans, who's, you know, does hot ones. Of course, we ran into Ryan Trahan, who's one of the biggest up and coming YouTubers ever. Fuck. We were in a, uh, Who ran the event?
The whole time, me and Eli were like, God damn, I wish Brandon was here.
We were, like, heroin needles and all that stuff.
We left at the end of the night, and Sean Evans, he was like, you're the guy that does the body camera footage with the comp stuff. And I was like, yeah, dude, what's up? Nice to see you. He's like, I've been watching your videos for a minute now. It was cool.
this little event i'm just pictured because i wasn't there i'm just picturing him like a pokemon where you turn around he's sean evans sean sean evans evan sean matt demon we were the oldest people you also we were absolutely the oldest people there fuck yeah because what i'm 37 you're 40 now we were just like we didn't know what to do with our hands we're like okay everyone was
God, he's a young kid. 19 million subs. Yeah, exactly. He's pushing 19 million subs. Because Jimmy, Mr. Beast, helps him out with his stuff a lot. Because he's like what? Jimmy's like what, 27 now? Something like that.
Yeah, we were sitting at the edge of the bar where there were three steps.
They were sweethearts and they provided drinks and it was just a fun time. It was a fun time.
What do you guys got going on in the future, though? What videos are we making next, boys? Death. Wait, what? Videos?
It was pretty short. You guys got welcome to the podcast. We're all just fucking tired now. Yeah.
You want to know what our new flavor is? You'll hate communists 300 times faster. This is true.
Which, by the way, Echelon, thank you for sending me all the drinks I don't drink.
Okay, okay.
This was our sober up day. It was. We saw the pictures that your wife was sending you where it's just white. The sky is white. The ground is white. You can't get away from that shit. You just can't go home right now.
Does it start with Christian Schmackhead?
Oh, I'm sorry. Even the one guy that plays the most violent actor of all time, but he also does not want anyone to have assault rifles. That's funny.
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I'm just trying to help girls get home to their cars. His name is Bing Brout.
Are you just speedrunning Arcana skill at this point? It's just like a wood chipper's next door.
Yeah, it's like in gentlemanly warfare. Yeah, exactly. Slim to their shit. It's like if any of us went back into war right now, it's like we don't want to be here and we're going to be gnarly about everything that happens. I'm not going to shave my face and I'm not going to fucking put up with a lot of shit.
welcome to the unsubscribe podcast today boys i am joined today by eli double tap fat electrician brandon herrera myself donut operator we are doing a boys episode today just us we're hanging out do we want to stop the dogs that's not no my dog's fine no he's barking too there all right i will go outside and we'll string him to death yeah we should just yeah yeah what yeah Let's just keep going.
Can I, I'm going to do something right now, guys. If you know Taylor Sheridan, who directed Sicario, Sicario 2, Yellowstone, Wind River, all of that, reach out to us because we can all act and we can all write, especially Nick that comes to a historical role. Please. Plus, you've been trying to get into the writing thing for a while. Yeah. I'm down. I'll act. I'll write. I want to do that shit.
Nick wants to write historical stuff.
Dude, I've got a job now. I don't care. I will sit to the side and watch you write and direct. It would be kind of cool.
Well, it's like, I'm a published author. I have 500 written articles. I have over a thousand YouTube videos that comes to that. And that's the one thing I noticed. So it was like, Oh yeah, he was in control of the situation. Yeah. Have you seen that be like, no, I need to watch that one. I've never heard of that. Is it a movie? Yeah, Hell or High Water. That one scene is fucking brilliant.
Jarhead? No, no, no. The cop movie. Oh, End of Watch. Yeah, End of Watch. He's sitting there talking to the dude. Remember, he fights the guy. He takes his badge off and he fights the guy. But next time they see him, he's got his hand up on the window. He's got his gun underneath his arm. So I would do that as a cop.
If someone came up and talked to me, I would pull my gun out and just have it up underneath my arm. It's like, yeah, you want to try anything? It's not going to work out for you, Bubba. And it's like little technical things like that. It's so cool to see in movies.
It'll be fine. I think Eli, if it gets on your nerves. Yeah. Yeah.
Cody's auditioning for the ATF. Yeah, yeah. These dog targets. Doggy ties popping. Yeah, my friend wanted to be the director of it, and I felt like I should just get ahead of the game and, you know, boop, boop, boop, boop.
Guess what? You're part of the podcast now. Oh, this is the first time introducing Douglas to the podcast. No, I think it is, isn't it? We brought him on before. Have we? For sure.
It's a wild movie, but it's really good. We used to be a proper country. That wasn't our country. I don't care. Dude, same principles apply. Cody's like, let's go back to Prima Nocta. That was pretty cool. Yeah, dude, like public hangings.
Really? Oh, you know, last our fucking two weeks ago, we just had the first public execution with a gunfire. Yeah.
because i mean the guy was a shithead but he was basically he was like i don't want to die by injection because they mess it up sometimes i i don't want to die like by getting uh electrocuted because that would suck yeah that would suck yeah he's like i just want to get shot 105 howitzer if you just if i had a choice and i'm like you're gonna die but okay let some buddies get some youtube oh yeah for sure and then stand me in front of the one i pull up the uh grand thumb clip
Kev's like, no, I've never seen the Lord of the Rings. I haven't seen the Lord of the Rings. We're gonna fight. Cool, you slept with Megan Fox?
I really don't understand how we don't have not, not even public execution, but public humiliation these days. The flogging. Yeah. We're like, if you steal from your neighbor, the town, we're going to let the town come by and just throw vegetables at you.
Yeah, the past three days have been just a heavy one for us because we did Dimo's last video ever. Allegedly. We're sad he's going away, allegedly. And then we just, you know, all the boys are in town at the same time, so we're just hanging out and not sleeping. And then Eli hits us up this morning. and says, we're doing one more. I'm not. It's not your fault.
Oh, the gnarliest fucking actor of all time. He was on Gentlemanly Warfare. He was part of that crew, right? In real life? I'm not sure. He was in World War II. He was probably like some sort of special forces. Oh, no, he was not SAS. Yeah, he was not SAS. No, no, no. It wasn't SAS. It was SBS?
Am I six or some shit?
He killed people.
He was one of the precursors for the SAS and the SBS being brought about. OCS? He was part of Winston Churchill's... Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare?
He wrote the book for the SAS to come about, which were, like, if you guys don't know it, the SAS is like the Navy SEALs of the British Special Forces, guys. Yeah, SOE. S-O-E, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't understand. Fuck, dude. How much less crime would there be if we just publicly executed people these days?
Dude, what kills me is like back in the day during like Yellowstone era is when someone like stole a horse because you're basically still in a man's life and you stole his horse so they would execute horse thieves. Yeah. And back in that day.
They would take you out to the, the, the town square and they would just hang you and people would come from miles around and build picnics around that because it was an event. It was a party. They didn't have phones. Yeah. And they would, so they would like, you would take your family out and have a party and watch some dude just hang. Cause he stole a horse.
It's because God decided to come all over Iowa. He has such a way with words.
They straight up like, you want to go see some mass death kids? But like every woman who watches Yellowstone and watches all these things that Sheridan especially is making, they romanticize the whole thing. Like, oh, it's so sweet. Like 1883, 1923. These women are so sweet and they're so lovely in this love story. It's like you don't realize how fucking gnarly it was back then. Property.
You were property. Yeah. Oh, okay. But back to my point, I would love to see people be executed. So my, my, my police department, like we stopped, we couldn't stop responding to crimes at a specific Walmart, but it sucked responding there because everyone's taxpayer dollars was going to this one specific Walmart.
And if we just took one shoplifter out and just flogged them, they'd probably stop fucking stealing batteries to make meth from that Walmart.
I don't know. Do you guys want to get deep into this shit? Please. I'm on the train.
What's Chalamet do now? The king?
That's true. God damn. We will rock you. God, that fucking died early. Heath Ledger. Heath Ledger, man.
Yeah.
Yeah, he's the poet. I was like, whoa. The naked guy.
Yeah.
Night Stealth. It's a brilliant movie, dude. If you want to see him before he died, that's such a good movie.
It's fun.
Okay, so did Viggo Mortensen get 10% of the franchise? I don't think so.
Wasn't Alec Guinness one of the guys that was with Chris Lee who was in the Special Forces guy in World War II?
Damn, that's funny, Eli. He was a fellow seaman. He was a cum diver like me. That's what they love to be called.
All those dudes who were amazing actors back in that day. They were SF dudes who killed more people than cancer.
Holy shit. Exactly. That's what I was saying. All these famous actors, you got Gandalf, you got fucking all these dudes who were in all these movies. They were fucking... Hard-ass dudes back in World War II. It's fucking wild.
You're talking about Junkyard Dicks? Yeah, yeah, Kev.
My birthday throughout high school was watching the Lord of the Rings with my family. Really? We'd watch them back to back. That's what I wanted to do was just watch Lord of the Rings. Let's do The Gang Does Lord of the Rings.
Like Brandon just said, The Gang Does. We just sit and we have cameras pointed at us and we watch Lord of the Rings. We have to get a movie theater though for that. It'll be like a Mystery Science Theater 3000.
Even number one, you're just like, god damn. Helm Seed was when Gandalf shows up, right? Yeah, at the end. Yeah, to save the day. Yeah. Look to the west.
It'd be like $500 to $1,000. Exactly, dude. It would be like $1,200 or something like that.
Yeah. Yeah. And then we bring fucking Gary in and we all just talk shit. Like mystery science theater, have a camera behind us. We're going to be so drunk by the third episode. We're like, we, we do brunch in the morning and we have some food and then we go into the movie theater and we just try to do the day together and
Oh, my God.
His fucking name. He wants her name.
Dude, hope it's better than mine. What's your send-off? I was going to make someone do fentanyl with a needle in their neck and then blame it on my knee on their head.
Yes, I've seen Beekeeper.
Eli, it's fun. That's what it is. It's fun. That's all I go for in those movies. Turn off break.
I'm just angry we were talking about Statham and we didn't talk about Snatch at all, dude. We didn't talk about Guy Ritchie movies.
Fucking Snatch, Jason Statham in Snatch. That's all I'm saying. It's one of his best roles ever.
Oh, my God. Can we do a Guy Ritchie movie night, too? Sam's judging you right now. Fuck me, dude. All right. Rock and Roller. Have we seen Eli? Have you seen Rock and Roller? Yes. Okay. Thank you. I've seen it. Dude. Logstock. Dude. Logstock. Snatch. Rock and Roller. Dude. The Gentleman.
All of them. Every single one.
Have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? Moody, have you seen all of the Lord of the Rings? I was young when those hit the theater. All of them. Have you seen all of them? You know, it's like 12 hours long.
Dude, I saw Independence Day in the theater too. Con Air? Did you see Con Air in the theater? I did not. Con Air is a great movie. Con Air was cool in the theater.
We'll cut this part. Start right now. What was your favorite part of this week?
Huh? That sounded like it was going somewhere funny. Oh, no, he started hitting other people after that. Oh, yeah. Chris Rock, specifically. Welcome to the Oscars. Yeah. You made fun of my wife that cheated on me 37 times. Wait, what movie did you just say you hadn't watched?
He's got to watch Snatch first, though. Yeah. Yeah. Longstock has Snatch.
I don't know that movie. I think in my high school, we were already fighting each other.
It's gay.
You were around.
I'm happy I got to meet a lot of people there I haven't met before because Roman Atwood was out there. I've never met him in person. That was super cool to meet him. A couple of other people were out there. Cletus McFarlane. Yeah, Cletus was there.
The newer one or the older one?
Dude, my favorite thing that just happened recently in cinema is we had like, you know, Negan beats up What's-His-Dick with a baseball bat, right? In The Walking Dead. And then, fuck, what's the anime that we've been watching? Invincible. Invincible comes out. And now like Negan comes back and this, the same, the same writer for the entire show. Oh, that's right. Robert Kirkman, right? Yeah.
Yeah. So he's, he's. I forgot about that. Wait, he's directing Invincible? Yeah.
So Negan just showed up last week on that show. And he's fighting the... I can't remember the Asian guy's name. It was Glenn in The Walking Dead. Yeah, it was Glenn in The Walking Dead that Negan beat with a baseball bat. And then Glenn just beats the absolute fuck out of him in Invincible. And it's the same writer and it's the same actors in the show. That was kind of cool.
John has no chill. He will ruin every single goddamn movie. My son, by the way, will ruin every movie you've ever seen on the planet. Show doesn't matter what it is. He will ruin it for you.
Like Moody might think I'm being mad at him sometimes or I'm just being a dick. But I'm like, John.
shut up just shut the up because i i know what you're about to do he's like dad you do you don't want to hear about it i'm like no i know what you're about to do i'm interested in this series don't fucking do it man don't do it you're in a mexican standoff in your own kitchen yeah like buddy it wasn't a mexican standoff till moody entered it but you know
You know, I hate to use the old, the white woman adage that is, you know, I brought you into this world and I'll bring you out. But like, I've wanted to actually hold him down and choke the life out of him for how he's absolutely spoiled some animes and shows and stuff for me at this point. Anyways, I love my son. That's the point of that story.
Oh, Jigging with Jordan was there.
Oh, you sandpaper there, bud? Yeah. Sorry, that was rude as fuck. Sorry, Meryl.
Sorry.
The one dude I always get confused in that movie. You're talking about... Everyone's judging right now. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. It's the other guy that's handsome as fuck who's in every cool movie that Taylor Sheridan does. Wait, who? In Baby Driver. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. So John Bernthal's in it. Is it Suits?
Yeah, the guy that was just in... Puffy Miles Teller. Nah. No. The guy that plays Negan? Handsome, handsome dude. No, no, no. It's not Jeffrey Dean Morgan. I've never seen that. Jamie Foxx. John Hamm. John Hamm. Yeah, it's John Hamm. He's the other guy in Baby Driver.
john he's the main guy of madmen oh okay handsome dude just like i don't it's the thing that happens when like people come up to me and they're just like trying to be assholes to me there's like you did this this and this cody and it's like i don't think about you at all yeah that's one of my favorite quotes from that show yeah that's what i'm saying the best scene what's the guy say he's like
Well, I think you're blah, blah, blah. And he's like, I don't think about you at all. Baby Driver's fantastic, though.
Are we just figuring out this shit tonight? Have I seen every goddamn movie under the planet and you guys haven't seen it?
And like, that's, that's something we haven't talked about actually on the podcast recently is retention beats. So I had my nephew actually text me today and he's like, hey, how can I become a YouTuber? I was like, dude, that is such a loaded fucking question. He's like nine years old. He's like, how can I become a YouTuber? How can I do the thing that you do?
So, buddy, you got to learn what your attention beats are because it's a little holding your audience at certain points.
I was watching The Irishman the other day.
Even with Ray Liotta. Goodfellas. Yeah, dude. The retention beats. Remember, he's like, I always wanted to be a gangster. And it's like, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut. He's holding your attention with the retention beats. And a lot of people don't understand retention beats is where we made our entire career off of.
Yes, Connor, we saw your cool vlog. It's very cool, Connor.
I never thought I wanted another autistic uncle until I met Connor. Yeah. He brings me so much joy with this little bug, I guess.
I'm old.
And just getting up those stairs, that was a chore.
vigorously some would say vigorously meditating freshwater jellyfish yeah well she was like like moody was like do you want to do it i was like no not here not here because yeah i like like what you were saying i couldn't hear someone the top bunk bed
I remember Connor, he was creating freshwater fucking jellyfish over Kimmy Granger likes it rough.
hilarious uh you said it's hilarious i i feel bad about it why i don't know he did a bad job it's a learning moment it was i'm still surprised you can get detained without he had no right to detain us that's why i was so angry yeah you were angry because he was doing a bad job there's nothing wrong with that now that's why you're like a secret shopper
I'm not going to lie, it was kind of funny. It was hilarious. As soon as they pulled up, I went, heh heh heh.
Oh, yeah, you guys got TBIs together, so that was fine. Eat an avocado.
Guys, I hope you follow our Patreon, too, because we do an after show where we go absolutely off the rails if we haven't already. Cody says the N-word. Dude, I will drop so many slurs.
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I'm standing in the vent.
It's like a smelling salt.
Well, Eli, they're the most comfortable, best-fitting jeans I've ever worn in my life. By the way, your arms are looking jacked right now. They're made to look good on the most important areas for a man, like their arms and chest. Can it help me in all departments? No.
Yeah, not only do they have casual wear, they have active wear and cold weather wear. You mean like fleece hoodies, jeans, button-ups, stuff like that?
I've actually been wearing the jeans for about a year now, and they are my favorite jeans. I have several pairs of them.
Sit on my lap. So a friend of mine in Terry's, for instance, the difference between like the Rangers. This is Kevin, by the way. Uncle Kev.
No, I don't. Move your hand. The difference between, because most of my career has been working with these guys and you know, the difference between, let's say the Rangers or the Whiteside Seals and the tier one groups. Um, you know, there's a lot of examples of it, but a friend of mine, Terry's, it was on the green side.
He was at 39 years old, wounded severely in combat in Iraq and both arms, like for instance, one arms, one arm, 21 surgeries to repair it. So he's almost 40 years old. And so he's on the green side and he wants to deploy it again. And he's one of a few set of brothers that's ever been in that. And he wanted to go back and deploy and they were worried about it. And so his deal was okay.
Go through Ranger school. And if you can pass that, we'll consider letting you deploy. And so at 40 years old, after like 60 surgeries he had from his wounds, he's got more holes in him than anyone in the history of the green side.
he finished first in his class at ranger school yeah at that age after those wounds and he's like three years of surgery and rehab and then went back and deployed for a few years before he retired just to show he could do it you know it was like a mental thing for him and so so when asking him and he's been a friend of mine for 20 years and he looks like a gay waiter he doesn't look like some
You know, badass. And you know, when asking him. He's got a little lisp too. But he is the most badass guy in the world. And he just like wanted to do it. He wanted to prove it to himself. And that's what they told him.
So it's interesting going from, you know, like elite groups, like the Rangers or Whiteside Seals to the tier one groups and the difference, you know, out of a hundred guys, one or two can be here. And him at that age went and did it and kicked the shit out of everyone that goes back into poison and retires. And it's like, that's how special, and I think it gets lost a lot of times.
And we think, oh, Navy SEALs. Navy SEALs, that's awesome. But going from Navy SEALs to the next level, that's just like one in a thousand. Yeah. And, you know, so Terry's humble about it. And Terry's very short and probably couldn't do it now.
But no. Like, how fucking cool that is. And, you know, and I remember this guy who did this. He told me, he's like, his entire life from T-ball until through Rangers, Special Forces, until his way to... the tier one group was like, he was always the best at anything he did, whether it was baseball, football, basketball, like anything athletic track and field.
He was always number one without trying. And he's like always such a bad-ass. And he's like, he told me, he's like, I remember when I went through selection. And then when he was selected and he goes to his group that the rest of his career, he had to try and work hard as hell to be average. And that's just like, that's those guys.
I mean, my entire career has been working with these guys and they would be great at anything. That's where like you or any of the other guys, it's like you get to know them and everything. And their brothers in the NFL or their brothers in major league baseball, their brother runs Amazon. Or whatever the hell it is. It's like, oh, these guys would be successful at anything they did.
And I think that's the difference. You know, it's physical and it's also cognitive. But that will to, yeah, I'm not going to quit. And, yeah, I'll go kick the shit out of all these 22-year-old Army guys that think they want to be Rangers.
So that's it. So I think it gets lost, and these guys sometimes are too humble. And for me, I want smart kids that are badasses who want to grow up to be Navy SEALs or I want them to grow up to be in Army Special Forces. It's great because when we go kill dudes, we want the best dudes to go do it. Absolutely.
And so a bunch of your teammates have told me, like, the Charlie Sheen Navy SEAL movie is what inspired them to become Navy SEALs.
You know what's cool, too? So this individual, now retired, is a CEO of a... in our industry. So he retires from that and then goes on to, he wants to work in the industry. And now he's the CEO of a company that helps those guys to do what they do. So even in that regard, he rose to the top.
And they were like, Hey, I wonder if my dad could.
You're jumping. Terry, where'd you land?
Why didn't you put a landing on the boat? Why didn't you?
I just wasn't prepared to see that. That's called f***. Yeah, it's called fun. Contact left.
Oh, yeah.
Like, I just wasn't prepared to see that. Someone got skull fucked.
That sounds like Troxell.
A lot of paperwork to get this case of White Claw here.
I didn't mean to be rude. Would you like a white coat?
I'm so sorry. With that being said...
That bio is incredible, actually, now that I look at it. Hobbies are cycling, woodwork, fishing, and bourbon, and not necessarily in that order.
100%.
That sounds like a slur, you guys. A snow dart. Tell me it doesn't.
We don't have grape.
Black cherry. You're getting bougie with the flavors already. Dude, if we got two a piece. No.
Now you're just sucking up. No, I'm serious.
Oh, man.
I like that though, the identity matters. The Biden admin, I think, was actually really good about that as far as gender identity mattered.
Why do you go there? Hey, look. Soft pitches, man.
It competes in ways that we didn't even know.
It's so cold. Nick runs out of booze immediately. Nick runs out of booze immediately.
Fair enough.
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Cody tries to kill the audience.
I was like, how long have you been waiting for that?
Yeah, I thought we were going to the Octagon. What have I been training for?
Oh, shit.
In what way would you say it's harder?
Bring out our first guest to Who Wants to Get Demoted? Hello.
I've got a funny story about Jericho, actually. We did that explosive training course. Jericho was there with us. Oh, yeah. And so we're doing, like, breaching shit. We're doing, like, C4 charges, like, C2, all that shit. And it's my first time playing. I've blown up a lot of shit, but I was never played with like serious putty before. So that was very cool.
And he, we're doing this like breaching charge. It's maybe like, I don't know, four or five pounds of C4. And he has like, basically he's like, oh, we only have this much line. Yeah, this should be fine. Just be around this corner. Like, yeah, it should be good. Should be safe from the overpressure at that distance.
set it off with the shock tube felt like i got smacked over the head with a wiffle ball bat just like oh fuck he was like oh yeah now that i see it that was probably a little close ah eat an avocado you'll be fine we're talking about the same jericho
Why am I brain squishing? I forgot the second grade, but I've got an avocado.
Fantastic. My office was almost down the street.
It's so much funnier watching the people behind the camera laugh while you guys have to lock in and pretend it's not funny.
He's like, not a big fan of the slurs, not gonna lie. It's like, those gotta go. All the ones we call Eli.
Big fan of your work with the Bandit.
It's crazy to be here and to see, like you were just saying, a lot of people that listen to the podcast and everything. How many people had come up to us while we were on our way here in the Pentagon that were like, we were at your Norfolk show? Yeah. Damn, we got a lot of feds in the audience. A lot.
Which we really appreciate the opportunity to even do this. It's just incredible. There's just so much history that's been made in this building. It's wild to have an opportunity to, and for us, this is historic for us, but just to see where all these decisions that have impacted the course of American history have taken place.
You joined in the 90s.
Speaking of beating people in races, I'll be back. I wish I could take it. I'll take that, bro.
95.
I literally, just to prove a point, shit my pants.
It's very bureaucratic.
I would love to see what that paperwork looked like.
Me and Cody could probably clear that up on Twitter on X pretty quickly.
Actually, probably the dollar for dollar, the best 13 bucks the army ever spent.
But now it's making it a light. I was just saying it's kind of funny because you liken it to the Coliseum in Gladiator. The first time, because everybody's just got a reverence for the building, obviously. But was it one of those things where in the beginning you're like, oh, fuck the Pentagon. And now you're like, oh, fuck the Pentagon.
Okay, so more like you know how to play the game now. It's like, okay, it's not so bad.
I was expecting that football flag to come at any moment. I know.
We joked earlier. If there's anything you don't want out here, just throw a little yellow football flag.
Well, thank you. We owe him an after work beer.
Pleasure to meet you.
Yes, sir. Oh, man.
Sorry I'm accidentally breaking this military-grade chair.
Yeah.
You basically just get waterboard until you blackout.
I was like, it's not even worth it anymore.
Eli's been trying to get us into a tunnel for like a year at least.
It's easier to get me out of a plane than it is in a tunnel.
I just know that Eli has this thing where he's really good at a lot of shit that none of us have ever tried. And so he likes looking like the expert while we flail around and get beat against the walls.
It all started with him. Straight up. It all started from a Veterans Day episode when Eli tried to pin his purple heart on me and I'm like, get that stolen valor away from me. And so now it's been, the running joke is now it's forced valor. Yeah, yeah. Um...
Sounds a lot better than the thick snow.
So is that like DARPA kind of stuff, or what exactly does that entail?
So it's not really development, more just acquisitions?
So the real question is, who did you piss off here that landed you here at this table?
So at our live shows, the fans were all in on it. The great majority of our fan base, I think, either has been in the military or has some connection to the military. And so they just started bringing their medals and giving it to me at live shows. So now I've got an entire stack.
We've decided unsubscribe is a punishment here. That's the story.
We're happy to have you.
I love that there's nothing new under the sun where you've got all this new technology where, you know, I'm sure you have, you know, jammers and all sorts of stuff. But we go right back to World War I where you have some farm boy from Arkansas that just says, parry this shit ass. Like 12 gates. 100%.
Play pigeon. I've accidentally been training for this since I was a little kid.
uh but i don't know how much you probably can't delve into that at all um but i know i i some of the other uh platforms that were introduced uh as part of that program were just so weird like some of the general dynamics prototypes yeah were crazy yeah were they the ones with the um plastic cases yeah that was textron i think okay but i don't think they're like bullpups with like potato looking suppressors and all sorts of just really weird it was i
I mean, it's new stuff. It's interesting, at least to me.
Have you guys actually adopted the M250 yet? The light machine gun?
Okay. I wasn't sure about that or the progress on that. Those were all interesting because they were pretty much the same. Largely, at least from what it looked like to me. A lot of the upgrades were very similar. Everybody was on a similar track. It looks neat.
There was a couple different prototypes. One of them was actually quite a few of them were 338 normal mag, I believe.
And then some of them were in that like 6.8 cartridge.
I think. I could be talking out of my ass. He's the expert.
With a 300 grain projectile.
for you. Is that basically a cab for them?
Oh no, this is a friend of mine.
Thank you for allowing us to do this.
No comment on that. They are getting so nervous right now. Was this a bad idea? Why are you guys getting nervous?
Is that a reference to the black bags over there?
We were joking. We said, if there's any way we can get a copy of that, we'll frame it in our studio forever.
Is that approval? We can get a copy of that?
So, I mean, it just sucks to see that like the army has so much cool shit like that, that they have for the purpose of posterity and, you know, keeping it for future generations. So people can see this stuff, but you know, not a lot of people can. And so I think it's cool to have opportunities like that to be able to show people like, hey, this is where we came from. This is what we did.
That was half the museum. I was looking at that in the hallways. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Quite a few war trophies up there in the halls.
That was the episode. By the way, there's only eight on the form, so if you'd like one.
Every time it just blurs the name tag. That's a...
Can you grab the mic closer to you? Yeah, sure. It's awesome to see the Army, too, adapting to the next generation of communications. Because really, there was a time when... Trying to adapt.
Because there was a time when radio and television were non-standard for communications and stuff like that for the Army. They all had to be adapted to eventually.
not the joke okay i mean this sounds this so i i never served in any any regard i came from you know military family and everything he's so humble born in fort bragg um but oh so you you read my file we have a little card on you yeah like this yeah but the um uh one episode it was like the last veterans day yeah uh Eli tried to pin his purple heart on me.
I'm like, get that stolen valor away from me. And it became a running joke within the audience. So they just kept making up more and more stuff. Every time we do live shows, they bring medals. We have a huge military audience. They bring medals out to live shows and everything. And so now if you ask ChatGPT or Grok or any of those, it's...
the joke is that this is the first time in american history you know everybody's seen stolen valor uh but nobody's seen forced valor before okay and it's hey maybe started with a joke maybe you know maybe you deserve it i don't know he has class a's they've made him class a's he has virtual
He's raised like hundreds of... This is like one of the only things that makes me uncomfortable.
So that's a new thing rolling out?
Unless you're in Canada, in which case it will be your Army. Yeah.
I see that the family Cool Ass Nicknames has kind of been passed on.
Never mind, the retard showed up with microphones, and now I'm not. Yeah, we would get to play.
It's so far from Mexico. You don't have good workers. That's what I was going to say.
That's been my favorite part. My favorite part of the podcast is watching everybody behind the cameras laugh and whoever's sitting right here just lock in.
Yes, you've invented the complex geometric structure, a pile.
That's what? Yeah. Yo, Sucralose, get over here. Good old Stevia Johnson. Yeah.
Listening to the people who use the equipment.
Eli, how much did that happen when you were in?
We got listened to quite a lot.
like rolling out changes we're trying wild yeah i will say that when we had that that dinner uh over in austin that one night like with uh with general george i i didn't really know what to expect going in and just how the conversation was going to go but you know organizations like this especially anything with government in it you expect it to have like a good bit of bureaucracy and whatnot but
I was really, I found it a very pleasant surprise that he reminded me more of someone who spoke like a business person than a bureaucrat. And I was like, oh, thank God. And he's been an awesome contact and I'm really enjoying seeing what he's doing.
But you used to play in a diamond, though.
That was awesome. But yeah, and hearing him and some of the stuff he was talking about with how they're changing acquisitions in general. So why are we buying something for 15 years? I don't know how much I can talk about, but like, why are we buying things now that are designed now that will be implemented in 15 years when in 15 years they'll be obsolete?
Because you have so much in Congress, like not to get on that soapbox, but you have so many people that are basically making decisions for America's warfighters based on, well, I need 200 jobs in Idaho. When it's like, okay, I thought we just need to build the best equipment we possibly fucking can so our people can get really good at killing people. That's what I thought we were doing.
But a lot of congressmen are like, well, I promised 30 steel jobs here and this, this, that. And so they're making decisions that aren't in the best interest of the army.
I hear him say stuff like that, and I think the same thing I hear during the Doge stuff. I'm just like, whoo-hoo, like the giddy Ron Swanson. Like, oh, yeah, let's just tear it all down.
Yes. Did we? Yeah. Oh, my God.
Everybody except me, apparently. You know. They're like, we're not giving this guy a lot of heat.
Yes.
Can we go home?
And here comes J.D. Vance with a steel chair.
The 250th anniversary of the Army brought to you by Raytheon. Lockheed Martin. I think we're $20 trillion in debt to be second?
I think I might have to actually take that haircut.
Clip it. This is the next. Why did I agree to this, man?
We're going to need the second exception form for that commentation.
And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile and wonder, how did I get here?
Says the PR guy.
I really don't want that. Yeah.
I didn't do anything to earn any of this stuff. I'm in front of them.
Yeah, super excited for all you guys, and then there's the liability.
That's pretty cool.
Yeah, but I do that by drinking and joking around. That hardly feels like the same thing.
What was the justification?
And you know what? I don't need a medal for it.
It's a privilege to do it.
Which is kind of funny. You joke around, but at the same time, we have this facade of we're just four idiots, which don't get me wrong, we are. But we put such a heavy emphasis on mental health. Individuals who are in the military, have been out of the military, giving them support, raising money for the autism charities, the veteran groups and stuff like that.
Don't get me wrong, we're all just palling around having a good time, but we really do have a heavy focus on real stuff. I think that kind of is what sets that apart.
It was last Veterans Day. This whole joke fucking started, and I didn't think it would culminate to the Pentagon, Eli.
Or it was carbon dioxide, and it was like sometimes the tunnel just gets closer and closer and closer, and then somebody picks you up out of the water.
Fort Drum and Key West.
You guys are way too fucking excited.
Yeah, yeah. I'm going to go home. I thought you were the one that was going to be uncomfortable at this table.
Yeah, not at all. My hell, the turntables. Fuck.
Again, not even a joke I made.
Yeah, we were like a couple episodes ago. It's like, oh, it feels like a couple episodes ago. We're just doing random like local stand-up comedian friends of ours. And now we're in the Pentagon.
We normally don't get to film in cool places like this.
It's normally just a house.
It's like a frat house, essentially.
You ever wake up and feel like you slept in a sauna? Yeah, I believe that's called night sweats. Means you got a trash mattress, Brandon. Why are we talking like Macho Man Randy Savage?
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Ich bin auf die Straße gegangen, habe den McDonalds genommen, komme zurück in den Raum und öffne es und ich bin so, they fucked up my fucking order. I wake up this morning and I go and check the fucking bag. Und es sagt, ich werde den Namen nicht sagen, aber es ist ein Name, das nicht ich bin. Und ich war so, oh, vielleicht haben sie den Befehl nicht verletzt.
Vielleicht habe ich einfach jemanden McDonalds gestohlen. Und dann erzähle ich diese Geschichte.
Oh, Alter. Don, ich bin so entschuldigt.
Du hättest gesagt, du weißt, dass ich ein Polizist bin. Was? Ja. So wie die Karten, die einfach aufkommen und dir Kokain bieten.
Und dann war es so, oh, jemand hat seinen McDonalds verkauft. Schuldig, schuldig, schuldig. Ich bin rausgegangen und mein Ding sagte, okay, dein Uber ist hier. Okay, cool. Wer sonst wird hier McDonalds bestellen? Komm schon. Und es scheint, Don Jr.
So thanks for inviting us to your party. I'm so sorry we fucking nabbed your McDonalds. Yeah. That's the kind of week it's been. It's been a long one.
I'm sure you've seen it. I've seen it on Twitter, and it seems super cool, because that's one thing that... Und ich habe schon gesagt, dass es so viele Dinge gibt, die ich gerne machen würde, aber YouTube wird es so schnell verdrängen, weil es jetzt nicht nur 3D-Printing ist, sondern auch Full-Auto. Weil ich würde gerne einen DeWalt-Drill an diesen Arsch drücken. Wir arbeiten daran.
Weil es so viele Sachen gibt, die ich tun kann. Aber es ist wie mein, naja, vielleicht Pepperbox.
Du bist drei Füße nach links, wenn du das Wort sagst.
Ich fühle mich wirklich schlecht, weil wir ihn nicht gesehen haben. Wir haben ihn nicht gesehen. Ich habe ihn für einen Tag gesehen.
Damn, every year it seems like someone goes down. He's got a bad, bad though. It's not the typical, like everybody gets sick after SHOT Show. It's just a thing. But I've never had anything like that. Ja, er ist in der fetalen Position.
Sie können einfach direkt zur Punchline gehen.
Ich habe dich auf dem Weg rausgefahren. Ich bin hier von der Enauguration gekommen. Ich bin von dem Flughafen in den Uber gefahren. Ich bin in der Venue gefahren, um dich auf den Weg rauszufahren. Und du warst schmerzhaft. Du warst so, ich muss gehen.
Ich bin so entschuldigt. Es ist wie der Mystery-Spot-Episode von Supernatural.
Fuck.
Du hast mir ein Produkt bestellt und ich habe gesagt, nein, es gibt kein Wunsch. Ich habe gesagt, nein. Er hat gesagt, woher kommst du?
Das ist wirklich interessant, dass es so flüssig krankt, weil ich Du weißt, wenn du mit 3D-Printing-Materialien arbeitest, fühlen sich viele Plastik-auf-Plastik-Kontakte wie... Ja. Du weißt, wie ich es erklären kann, wenn du es noch nie gemacht hast. Die kleinen Bücher, die du als Kind hattest, waren wie... Du rotierst es von Seite zu Seite und das Bild verändert sich.
Das ist wie ein Vinyl-Feeling oder so. Es ist wie ein Fingernail drüber.
100% Autistisch. Eli, das ist auf der Oberfläche. Wir können in den Autismus kommen, wenn du willst. Er hat gesagt, du weißt das. Lass uns nicht live auf dem Podcast stimmen.
Das ist ein Maschinengewehr. Das ist gegen das Gesetz. Ist das so, weil es ein... Also, die Art und Weise, wie das Gesetz funktioniert, wenn es um Maschinengewehr geht, ist es so, dass alles, was mehr als einen Rund pro Aktion des Trigger erzeugt, ein Maschinengewehr ist. Also, ein Dreihund-Berst ist ein Maschinengewehr. Ein Zweihund-Berst ist ein Maschinengewehr.
Wenn man den Knopf drückt und mehr als einen Rund passiert, ist es ein Maschinengewehr.
Leider. Das ist lustig, weil es wirklich eine Möglichkeit gibt, einen kostenlosen Kopf oder so auf einem DeWalt-Drill zu haben. Und ich denke, das ist schon mal passiert, aber wirklich, dass dein Drill legal eingegraben und als Maschinengewehr registriert wird. Das ist eigentlich ziemlich unglaublich, ehrlich gesagt. Mein Black & Decker Maschinengewehr.
Ich meine, wir haben so viel mit dem ATF verarscht, wie unsere Seriennummern und so. Und Modellnummern. Es gibt einige, die ich nicht wirklich sprechen möchte, aber einige sind ziemlich lustig.
Ich bin überrascht, dass das schwierig ist. Was ist ein Yankee Boogle? Oh, sorry. Yankee Boogle ist ein Autoseer, der AR-15 veröffentlicht wird. Das ist 3D-veröffentlicht.
Danke, ich war so... Es ist wirklich wie drei Benzen aus Plastik.
Auf Etsy gab es Leute, die Autos für die AR-15 verkaufen und sagten, dass es wie ein Telefonhäuser ist. Ja. Und technisch könnte es sein. Ja, ja, absolut. Aber wenn du es in eine Low-Shelf-AR-15 verkaufst, dann wird es... Ich weiß nicht.
Es war literally eine Metall-Business-Karte. Der nur die Ausgabe von dem, was du brauchst, um einen Lightning Link zu machen. Das ist verrückt. Freie Matt Hoover, ehrlich gesagt. Ja, wirklich. Warte, du hast... Du hast Prison. Oh, er ist in Prison. Er ist in Prison-Prison. Ja. Weil er sie distribuiert hat. Er hat sie verkauft. Er war nur ein Affiliate.
He was 100% alluding to it. It's one of those things where I'm like, do I think what he did was morally wrong? And should he be in prison? Absolutely not. That's fucking stupid. But he played with fire.
So that's like if you did an ad for like the honey thing or whatever. And like, let's say that I know there's some controversy over that stuff, but it's like, let's say they actually broke the law.
now all the youtubers that did a video just as an advertiser for it yeah now they're in jail it's like what the fuck that's a great great comparison actually i'm just trying to think of how many mass shootings have been committed with a fully automatic weapon i know i think it's like um
Ich werde bald ein Video machen. Ich glaube, es ist die einzige Zeit in der Geschichte, in der ein Selbst-Defense-Schuss mit einer Maschine gemacht wurde.
Ich glaube, es war ein HK-Mitarbeiter. No way, I didn't know that. Yeah, I think it happened at HK.
Like some dudes chased him and his wife down. I'll do a whole, I'm doing a video on it. I still need to do a lot more research. Wait, no, he did self-defense with that fucking full auto.
Der Kerl ist zurückgekehrt. Er ist zurückgekehrt, sie haben ihn nachgeholt mit 1911s und so. Und er ist weg, er hat gesagt, fuck off, was auch immer. Und dann sagt er seiner Frau, sich reinzuholen. Und dann schlägt er ihn mit einem Mini-14. Ja, er hat sie gegessen, was? Oh, Scheiße.
Was für eine Situation war das? Ich erinnere mich nicht, aber ich erinnere mich, dass er jahrelang verletzt wurde. Legitim. Er war eine Weile im Gericht, um es zu verteidigen, weil niemand wusste, was mit ihm zu tun hat. Legitim sollte es nicht anders sein als einen Pistol zu benutzen. Es ist entweder ein guter Schuss oder ein schlechter Schuss.
Ob er einen Handgun oder einen Grenadenschuss benutzt. Oder einen Schwert oder was auch immer. Aber es war seltsam. Und die Leute wollten es ihm wirklich stecken. Aber ich denke, HK hat eigentlich für viele der legalen Ziele bezahlt.
Ja, das ist ein guter Punkt. Es ist interessant, weil die Selbstverdienungslandschaft ist, würde ich sagen, besser jetzt, als es damals war.
Massey hat gerade ein Gesetz für eine verabschiedete, verabschiedete, oder Entschuldigung, eine verabschiedete konstitutionelle Verabschiedung. Ich unterstütze das völlig, offensichtlich.
I did it five times.
It's like, do I think everyone should be required to train with a firearm before you can carry? No. Do I think everyone should? Fucking yes, absolutely.
Der Fraueneinwärter?
Ja, er ist mit allem verabschiedet.
Und er war, wie du sagst, super verantwortlich.
Sie sagen, setz dich runter, setz dich runter, setz dich runter. Er wird verdient. Oh ja, du hast das Geld verdient, Alter.
No, it was. Every time a cop fucks up in a nationwide stage, it's always funny watching your reaction to it, because you just remind me of the mom from... Ich kann mich noch nicht erinnern, aber es wurde der Babadook. Da kamen die Memes wie, kannst du nur normal sein für 10 Minuten?
Aber ich bin froh, dass du es vollständig gemacht hast. Das ist verrückt. Ich erinnere mich an die frühen Tage, als es um ABS ging. Oh ja. Jesus Christus.
We were like, listen, we'll have a lot of energy into this one. I mean, there's always shit going on every night at SHOT Show and stuff like that. And I just want to get ahead of this. Connor did not give me herpes. Das war der zweite Tag, weil meine Lippen immer super kaputt werden, wenn wir hier in Vegas sind, weil es keine Humidität gibt. Und ich sah es, als ich am 3.
Alles, worüber wir reden, sind verschiedene Filamente. Das ist das Plastik, welches du benutzt hast, um 3D-Printungen zu machen. Oh, danke.
Ich verstehe es jetzt, weil du gefragt hast. Du hebst Plastik auf und dann squirtest du es. Und dann sagt der Computer, wo du squirtest.
Es ist verrückt. Weil du immer ein bisschen, und ich werde das nächste Statement mit Der 3D-Printed-Gun-Welt ist so viel besser geworden in dem Zeitraum, dass ich es nicht bemerkt habe. Es ist von 0 bis 1 gegangen. Es ist so verrückt, wie schnell und wie gut diese Gemeinschaft aufgewachsen ist. Von 0 bis 1? Ja. Ich habe das nie gehört. Ja, von 0 bis 1. 100? Zum Beispiel Peter Thiel, 0 zu 1.
Oh, okay. Ich habe das noch nie gehört.
Wenn etwas brechen wird, wird es auf den Lagerlinien brechen. Ja. Das ist nur ein Teil des Gimmicks. Nicht der Gimmick, sondern der Gig.
Also Laserzentrierung ist, wo sie hängen. Danke. Dieses Episode heißt Autismus 2. Also es ist die Metall-3D-Printung, es ist nicht die gleiche wie die Plastik-Printung. Also im Grunde haben Sie eine Liste von Stoff, das Inkanel oder Titanium ist oder so etwas, und Sie haben einen Laser. Das lasert die Form von dem, was du willst. Und dann schiebt es einen neuen dünnen Stoff über das.
Es schießt es. Es wäldert mit einem Laser.
20% der Publikation wird sich an euch fressen. Sie werden sagen, dass sie das wirklich lieben.
Tag angefangen habe, und ich war so, verdammt. Ich bin mit dir, ich brauche den Chapstick immer, wenn ich hier bin.
Du bist so, oh, das wird untertäuschend sein. Yeah, have fun, guys. It's just like when you give the homeless guy ten fucking pills of Adderall and a Glock and tell him that there's a...never mind. And then just watch the news. Yeah, exactly.
Das ist ein Meme, ich habe das nicht gemacht und ich fühle mich nicht so gut, den Joke zu beenden. Sie hören zu.
Ja, es ist mein Haus.
I tell Jill, just take your double barrel shotgun, man, and just... Fire both rounds, so you got no rounds left. Exactly. That scares off everybody. Buy a shotgun. Buy a shotgun. You've seen the remix?
That was very good.
Wir haben einen Jungen! Ich glaube, du kamst auf und sagst, oh, hey, du hast dich vorgestellt. Oh, cool, Mann, es ist gut, dich kennenzulernen oder was auch immer. Und du zeigst mir die Maske aus deiner Tasche. Und ich bin so, oh, du. Ja. Ich bin runtergegangen, um dich zu finden.
Yeah.
Back in 2020, you said? Yeah, yeah. Did you do the first video, was it with Mask?
Es gibt noch einige Leute, die nicht Spaß haben dürfen. Ja.
Und dann, wie ihr... Es ist wie... Ich denke, wir hatten auch die FPS-Rushes damals.
Ja. Ja.
Oh Gott, oh Gott, oh Gott, oh Gott. Ich weiß nicht, ob es einen Guntuber in den Top 100 gibt, aber bei FPS Russia hat er sieben oder acht bekommen. Es war die Sache, die alle gesehen haben. Ich erinnere mich, ich war in der Mittelschule. Und alle in meiner Klasse, die nicht mal über Waffen geredet haben, sagten, neues Video von FPS Russia. Das war die Sache.
Aber um in deiner Position zu sein, und so viel wie du von YouTube verletzt wirst, um auch da zu sein, wo du bist, ist verrückt. Danke, Mann. Und es gibt eine gewisse... Entschuldigung. Nein, geh, geh, geh. Es gibt eine gewisse Menge, die Regeln umdrehen, die du tun musst. Aber um zu deiner Größe zu kommen, weißt du, wie man die Regeln auswählen kann, damit du nicht verletzt wirst.
Es gibt viele Leute, die in den 3D-Printing-Bereich gehen und sagen, YouTube ist verrückt.
Es darf nicht sein.
Es sollte es sein.
Ich werde die Firma nicht erwähnen.
Admin results? Saddam Hussein?
Wir wissen schon, wer du sprichst.
Aber es war jemand da, der sagte, wir wollen dich nicht verletzen. Ich sagte, cool. Er sagte, du machst alles legal. Du hast alle Lizenzen. Du machst alles sicher. Wir wollen dich nicht verletzen. Ich schwöre, wir hatten eine echte Konversation. Wir wollen es nur an die Leute stecken, die es immer wieder machen. Und ich war so, dope, dope. Aber das letzte Teil ist nicht toll.
Ich habe das hinter den Szenen gearbeitet, um sicherzustellen, weil für irgendeinen Grund diese Leute denken, 3D-Printing-Gunnen und so ist entweder illegal oder subversiv. Es ist nie in amerikanischer Geschichte illegal, einen eigenen Feuerwerk zu machen.
Okay, das schmerzt mich mehr als alles in der Welt. Oh, fuck. Also... Es ist niemals illegal, einen Kanon zu kaufen. In amerikanischer Geschichte ist es niemals illegal, einen Kanon zu kaufen. In Wahrheit, es ist mehr legal, einen Kanon zu kaufen, als einen Glock oder einen AR-15 zu kaufen. Es ist wie, ein schwarzer Pfeil ist nicht mal ein Pfeil. Nein, Verbrecher können ihn haben.
Ein Verbrecher kann einen Kanon kaufen. Niemand hat jemals von einem Kanon gebraucht. Unsere Lehrer sind nicht in seinem Kopf. Das ist komplett wahr. Ich kenne das nicht. Es gab Zeiten... There have been times in fucking American history where the US government has gone to individuals who own lots of cannons on boats and said, can you help us out? We don't have enough cannons. Facts. Pirates.
Legally, yeah, it kind of was back in the day. Yeah, yeah. No, but like seriously, not only has it always been legal to own a cannon. I don't know. I've gone down that.
Ich bin nur lebanesisch genug, um an Flughafen gestoppt zu werden.
Ja, ich habe den random ausgewählten Gen.
Ja, ich bin ehrlich mit dir. Es war vor ein bisschen und ich erinnere mich nicht voll darauf. Also will ich nichts sagen, was nicht wahr ist. Aber es war jemand, der mir auf YouTube gesagt hat, oh ja, ich habe einige von diesen Sachen gesehen, der Typ ist ziemlich lustig, der Typ ist chill. Und ich bin so, A, ich stimme zu. B, schreckliche Metrik. Ja. Um Entscheidungen zu basieren.
Aber ich meine, es geht zurück zu dem, was du sagst, wo du es leidenschaftlich hältst und du bist das Gegenteil eines Threats in ihren Augen, glaube ich. Ja.
Sprechend von welchem. Eigentlich, das ist ein guter Punkt, weil wir eigentlich eine Überraschung für dich heute haben. Keine Ahnung.
There's actually, there is a gun meme review I never made about that situation with you and Lucas. I didn't, it was literally just because shit kept happening that I was like, I had to cover whatever. I have the thumbnail still for it. I want to see that. My title was, it was an AI generated image of a Glock on a LGBTQ whatever flag. And the title was going to be, the gun industry is gay.
Ich wollte das ganze Fiasco besprechen. Ich mag Lukas. Ich mag T-Rex Arms und alles. Isaac und all diese Leute. Isaac hat einen tollen Kanal. T-Rex Labs ist sick. Ich schaue diesen Kanal. 80% der Zeit machen sie radische Sachen.
Aber manchmal... Das 13%. Sie haben den Mikrofon zu Lucas gegeben.
Man, das ist... Und dann machen sie einfach so etwas, wo es so ist... Ich fühle mich wie... Du bist der Verwesende! Warum? Warum hast du das gemacht?
Er kann auch jemanden am Tisch erschießen. Ich bin sicher, ich bin sicher.
Und du bist so, bruh, bruh. Es gibt so viel Dramatik in der Waffen-Community. Und manchmal gehen wir durch diese wirklich schönen Perioden. Und dann wird etwas anderes dumm passieren. Und ich schlage meinen Kopf in den Tisch. Es gibt Leute, die wirklich denken, dass du im Gefängnis sein sollst. Für das, was du hast in deinem Gefängnis, mit dem du niemals eine schlechte Sache gemacht hast.
Let's focus on those guys. Yeah, yeah. Because if you're attacking other dudes that ideologically agree with 90% of what you think, maybe they're not the fucking enemy. Yeah. My point is this.
Und du denkst dir, warum bist du so wütend? Komm! Komm!
Because I could tell what was happening because he walked up to Cody and he was like, Brandon, Brandon. Und dann habe ich einfach aufgehört zu laufen, weil ich dachte, oh, das ist so lustig. Und er hat gesagt, danke für all das, was du in Texas tust oder so etwas.
Ja. Ja.
Sie fisten ihn mit, oh, die verdammte Konstitution sagt, und diese toten Menschen von 200 Jahren her. Es ist so, dass es eine Zeit und einen Platz für das gibt. Aber in der Anfangszeit brauchst du John Wick, Call of Duty, Prince You Repeat, FPS Russia. Das ist das, was die Leute interessiert, in mehr zu lernen.
Und dann, wenn sie tief in der Mitte der Funnel sind, dann beginnst du, ihnen die Konstitution zu beibringen. Ja genau, genau. Und dann kriegst du sie als Yankee Boogles. Genau.
Es gab einen Mann auf der Spire Showcase, ein chinesischer National, mit einem 3D-Scaner, der alles auf Tafeln scannte. Und ich dachte mir, das sollte Grundlage sein, um ihn abzuhalten und mit ihm wegzukommen.
Also unsere neue Sache, wie meine Shop-Kollegen und ich, wir haben einfach angefangen zu gehen, wenn du so Sachen siehst, wie das passiert, gehst du einfach zu ihnen, besonders wenn sie Kameras haben und so, und lehnst dich ein und sagst... Gentlemen Square. Ja, ja. Winnie the Pooh.
Wir haben es letztes Jahr gesprochen, wo wir diese Jungs verurteilt haben.
Ich weiß nicht, ich habe ihn nicht gesehen.
These Chinese YouTubers or whatever came up to us and they wanted to grab a picture. And just as a joke, a little tip. And we get in for the photo. I'm like, alright, 3, 2, 1, fuck communism! Und der Typ, der die Kamera hält, der sagt, er ist tot. Er nimmt die SD-Karte aus der Kamera. Und ich bin so, oh, wow. Oh, ja, du hast sie absolut getroffen. Oh, ja.
Sie sind direkt neben dem jordanischen Pilot. Oh, Mann. Es wird nicht schön sein, wenn sie zurückgehen. Oh, Bruder.
Oder das Choosy Express, das ist eine Version von Selectfire, wo man tatsächlich... Das macht keinen Sinn, weil das nicht die gleichen Regeln für die 80% oder für die Glock-Switches und solche Sachen sind. Das scheint unkonsistent zu sein, das ist seltsam, aber das ist ein ATF für dich. Ja, genau.
Wow. Es war ziemlich lustig. Aber wir hatten bei der USCCA die Meet & Greet Sache. Da war das eine, der uns kam. Sehr erste Zeit für das. She comes up to our group where it's like, oh hey, you know, it's good to meet you, that whole line.
Du hast das Magazin sehr schnell geöffnet. so dass du keine mehr von diesen gefährlichen Kugeln mehr hast. Genau.
And she goes up to Nick and is like, I'm a big fan, thank you for all the political activism you do, you know, keep trying, you know, we need someone like you representing Texas. And all of us are just eyeing each other like... Sie denkt, ich bin Nick, und Nick ist ich. Der fette Elektriker, Nick, der genau so aussieht wie Brandon Herrera. Total identisch. Nick, berühmt, so aussieht wie ich.
Warum würden sie sich darum kümmern? Was ist das für ein Punkt, Leute?
It's the first time I've ever seen Raiden give anyone a genuine hug.
That's awesome. I got you a stop sign. Yeah, you literally, because you knew he was getting into signs.
Ich weiß nicht, wo er das gesagt hat. Riden, mach das nicht mehr.
Ja, das ist es. Das ist es. Das ist es.
So to Ryden, there are no unspoken rules.
Ich sagte, du kannst das meinen Freunden nicht sagen. Er sagte, warum? Wir waren im Brunch und Raiden ist da mit uns. Ich verstehe, dass er überstimuliert wird, wenn Leute lachen und Zähne bewegen. Wir haben darüber gesprochen. Aber wir lachen. Und dann lacht Connor wahrscheinlich zu hart an etwas. Und er hat einen Mann, Mosa, vor ihm. Und Raiden sagt nichts.
Er nimmt ein Glas Wasser und spült es in seinen Kaffee.
Es war der meiste furchtbare Wasserpuff. Es war ein bisschen Sigma-Schmuck.
Der weiße, fette Elektriker aus Iowa, den ich noch nie gesehen habe, der Schuhe in meinem Leben trägt.
Es ist weg. Sobald ich es auf den Tisch stelle, denke ich mir, das ist Geld, das ist der Preis für die Anmeldung, um mit meinen Freunden zu hangen und einen guten Tag zu haben. Das ist eine gute Philosophie. Das ist eine gute Philosophie.
Ja. Und das ist, wenn du, weißt du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du, du.
I lost 400 bucks this morning, I'm up 5 grand now today. Oh my goodness. I was like, oh shit, that was more money than I brought to gamble. Cody, when did I come up here with 500 bucks? Asshole.
Ich glaube, er ist gut bei Gambling.
Er ist der schönste Kerl, wahrscheinlich der am liebsten organisch lustige Kerl, den ich jemals getroffen habe. Und mit ihm zu kämpfen, ist f****r lustig.
Ja, Creepcast.
Meanwhile, like... I, uh... I can see that, like us two, but Nick, I'm like... I don't think you know who any of us are. I think somebody just told you to go take a picture, to be honest.
Sie hat die Trinken, die wir gekauft haben, mitgebracht. Und ich glaube, du hast ihr 15 Dollar oder so gegeben.
Aber sie war so, ich weiß nicht, ich habe nicht nur all diese Trinken für euch gebracht, und ihr werdet mich nicht kümmern. Das war aggressiv, aber ich war so... Sehr aggressiv. Ich habe ihr 25 Dollar oder so gegeben, und ich war so, oh, Scheiße. Ja, also total... Du hast...
Ich dachte, sie war lachen. Ja, und wir gaben ihr, ich gab ihr so 15 oder 20, 25, 25.
Ich wusste nicht mehr, was mit den Bieren angeht, bis später. Ich dachte, oh, verdammt.
Die Hose. Die Hose. Die Hose. Die Hose. Die Hose. Die Hose. Oh, ja. Ich werde das nicht erzählen. Es war so eine coole Zeit, wenn du deinen Eltern eine Geschichte erzählst und dann bist du halbwegs durch und denkst dir, oh, das war so ein illegales Scheiß, was da passiert ist.
Und dann war ich glücklich. Ja, du hast es gut gemacht. Was war es, Veteran mit dem Zeichen, Zack? Seine Strategie war einfach, Eli zu töten. Was auch immer Eli macht, mach es einfach.
So we joke, and this is only like half a joke, because if we got somewhere to be, usually I avoid the show floor, because it's like... Es gibt nichts, was ich wirklich sehen möchte. Ich bin hier für die Leute, ich bin hier für Freunde und solche Sachen. Aber ich habe, äh, wie einige meiner Shop-Jungs und was auch immer kommen. Sie sind so, willst du, dass wir den Körper blockieren?
Ich habe einen guten Tag, also ich werde auf der Table und in den ersten zwei Rollen, ich werde dir sagen, ob das eine gute Idee ist oder nicht. Okay, Deal.
Ich habe nie Gambling gemacht.
Es ist so, wenn wir gewinnen. Erzähl dem Publikum mehr, wie gut du bist, Eli.
Es war das Autistischste, was ich je in meinem Leben erlebt habe, weil ich mich selbst gefangen habe. Ich würde gewinnen, ich würde wie du es gesehen hast, ich würde nur 1.000 Dollar auf Schwarz zahlen. Ich bin einfach so, ich fühle mich gut darüber. Ich kriege 2.000 zurück und ich bin einfach so, ich bin nicht überrascht. Und ich würde das laut sagen, komplett monoton. Ich bin so,
You pick a number, you can bet black or red. So half the numbers are black, half the numbers are red. You can pick either of those. You can bet even odd. There's like eight different ways you can bet on it.
Aber es gibt eine Rolle für die gesamte Mannschaft. Jeder bettet also auf die gleiche Rolle. Okay, okay.
Und ich werde es wirklich nur so reißen, wie sie es nicht sehen. Wir gehen einfach schnell irgendwo, weil wir müssen irgendwo gehen. Ja, du musst irgendwo gehen.
Weißt du, erinnerst du dich, als wir über PLA vs. ABS geredet haben?
Cody, wir haben ein gutes Niveau gewonnen. Weniger Waffen, mehr Degeneranz.
Nein.
Das ist, wie ich ein Gambling-Adikt geworden bin. Sorry, Mann. No, I straight up, so I was with, was it, Suckboy Tony.
I was with him earlier today.
Auch der Kerl, der die Solenoide oder so etwas gegründet hat, die in der Shinzo Abe-Assassination verwendet wurde. Aber ja, das ist weder hier noch da.
Aber er saß unten, er hat noch nie gespielt. Er saß literally nur unten an der Roulette-Tafel. Er ist so, also habe ich einfach Geld runtergegeben. Ja, sicher. Wie auch immer, wenn sie es in Chips verändern. Und er hat zwei verdammte $1-Billen auf der Tafel. Ich bin so, nicht ganz so. Ja. Wir haben vor 20-30 Minuten gespielt und er hat gewonnen. Er hat 100 Dollar verloren.
Es ist nicht nur so, dass ich sehr traurig bin. Ja. Ich meine, es ist nicht so, dass wir es nicht wollen. Es ist nicht so, dass wir es nicht lieben, Leute zu treffen oder so etwas. Nein, natürlich nicht. Manchmal ist es einfach so, ich habe Hunger. Ja. Ich habe irgendwo zu sein.
Er hat 300 Dollar gekostet, als ich geblieben bin. Und er hat gesagt, das ist cool. Ich zeige ihm, wie es alles funktioniert. Er hat gesagt, das ist so cool. Ich muss hier zurückkommen. Und ich habe gesagt, nein. Ich werde mich wirklich schlecht fühlen, wenn es immer sonnig fühlt. Diese rickety-cricket, so wie nächstes Mal, wenn ich in Las Vegas komme.
Und wir gehen runter. Oh nein.
I'm not going to lie. I've been making riskier bets now sometimes because I'm just like, I kind of Ich kriege Karten-Wut. Ich will diese Karte, verdammt. Wie viel muss man auf den Tisch, um eine bessere Karte zu bekommen?
Aber weißt du was? Okay, also bring es ein bisschen zurück. Was war dein Lieblings Teil von Shot Show so weit? Oh. Das ist wie unser Ein-Shot-Show-Episode. Ja.
Es ist so, das ist die 637. Zeit, in der das in den letzten zwei Stunden passiert ist. Und all I want is a burger. Ja. Ich bin so müde.
Spending two weeks with Colombian drug lords. It's like really interesting. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Ich sage dir direkt, Journalisten sind keine Leute. Also wahrscheinlich nicht gut. Aber ich hoffe es. Du hast immer Hoffnung in deinem Herzen. Ich hoffe es.
Das ist so cool.
Der Glock 44 ist der 22LR, wenn du dich nicht kennst. Das ist wirklich cool.
Das ist mein 10. Shot Show. Wow. Und das ist... Ich und Cody sind alt, wir schauen uns einander an. Ich meine, wie viele Shot Shows hast du gebeten? Zehn, ich glaube. Zehn? Zehn. Du hast sieben gebeten. Ja, aber ich erinnere mich an das Shot Show. Und ich dachte, oh, was für neue und spannende Dinge werden hier sein. Und jetzt bin ich einfach so, Mann, das ist... Das ist so ein zynischer Ansatz.
Ich hasse es, es runter zu bringen, aber ich fühle mich so, als wäre alles das selbe, was ich schon gesehen habe. Oder es ist etwas, das es nie auf den Markt bringen wird. Ja. Vaporware. Ja. Es ist einer der beiden. Und es ist dringend, so dringend für die Erfahrung.
Ja, meine ganze Vision ist blau und weiß.
Yeah, I'm like this.
Heute Nacht ist dein Tag. Es beginnt mit dem Spielen. Jeder sollte mal in Shad Show gehen. Wenn du noch nie da warst, sobald die Türen öffnen, hörst du die Jurassic Park-Musik. Das ist so cool. Das ist später, ja. Und dann findet sich T-Rex Arms. Don't move a muscle.
Auf dem Boden.
By Brandon Herrera. So I have two scenarios on that book. Nick said that book is actually full. It's a full book.
So, there's two scenarios here. One, somebody chat GPT'd an entire goddamn book about my fake whatever the fuck podcast lore. Second scenario, some schizo actually wrote an entire goddamn book. And I'm terrified of that part too. Weil sie Nicks Adresse haben. Und das ist nicht gut.
Aber ich meine, mit deinem Stick, ich bin sicher, wenn du auf dem Show-Floor mit der Maske und dem Get-Up und so, dann bekommst du wahrscheinlich viel.
Oh, speaking of... Somebody here at the 5.11 party, somebody gave me an Air Force Achievement Medal. Did a whole presentation and everything. I'm like, God fucking... I can't even go to a party.
Ich kann nicht warten, bis jemand... Es ist lustig in dem Sinne, dass ich nicht warten kann, bis die nächste Zeit, wenn jemand versucht, ob es politisch oder was auch immer, sagt, dass... Well, he doesn't stand with the veteran community. Just being able to physically dump out a bucket, like a fucking three-gallon bucket of metals.
These have all been given to me by active duty or former military guys. Ja, klar, sie hassen mich. Weißt du diese Geschichte? Wir haben Valor auf Brandon gefordert. Nein. Also ich habe nie geholfen, ich habe nie geholfen. Ich war in der Militärgemeinschaft mein ganzes Leben. Stop lying. Fort Bragg und alles wie das. Aber ich habe nie geholfen.
Und Eli dachte, es wäre f****** lustig, mal auf dem Veteranen-Day-Episode zu sein. Oder mit unseren Freunden, wie Jack Mandeville, Crispy. Er hat versucht, mich mit seinem roten Herz zu schlagen. And it just devolved from there.
Oh, shit. I think it was Kruse, right?
I had people texting, I'm dead serious, I had friends from high school texting me like, yo, I heard a story, is it true? Some shit like that.
Right now he's going peepee, but when he returns I'm sure he'll... Yeah, I want to get his... He did some shit with History Channel and stuff back in the day. Nice. He just talked about how much theatrics and how much they fake shit. Oh yeah. Like restoring a bike and stuff. Yeah. Use like cocoa powder.
Wir werden SOT machen. Ich meine, wenn du darüber reden willst, wie... Genial. Wir schauen wirklich auf die Erweiterung von Pepperbox und so weiter. Wir versuchen herauszufinden, wie es Sinn macht und wie man die Infrastruktur und so weiter für weitere Kreatoren einbringen kann. Wir würden gerne, dass du da bist. Oh, Alter.
Ja. Ich werde schätzen, sehr ähnlich zu uns, autistische Männer zwischen 20 und 35 Jahren. Ja. Ja. Ja.
Und ich denke wirklich, weil es ein sauberer Raum ist, weil wir können sagen, was auch immer. Ja, ja. Und ja, wenn du willst, wenn du willst, wenn du willst, wenn du willst, wenn du willst, wenn du willst, wenn du willst.
Ich versuche, ich versuche, mich zu erinnern, wer es war, der darüber gesprochen hat, aber es war der beste Ansatz, dass ich, in meiner Meinung, ich, du weißt, jeder hat seine eigene Meinung, aber das ist, was ich zu abonnieren, glaube ich. Wenn wir YouTube-Kick-Gun-Kontent auslassen, gewinnen sie. Das wollen sie. Sie wollen keine Kämpfe. Sie wollen keine negativen Presse.
Sie wollen keine negativen Sachen. Wenn wir einfach auf die Hände werfen und zu Rumble gehen oder Peppermint gehen, wenn wir uns von der Plattform verlassen, gewinnen sie. Das wollen sie. Komplett. Komplett. Das ist, wo die Gespräche gerade sind. Das ist, wo die Mehrheit der Audienzen ist. Es ist der weltweit zweitgrößte Search-Engine, der von der ersten ist.
Warum würde ich da weglaufen, wenn unser Ziel ist, mehr Leute in den Fold zu bringen?
die Augen auf Rumble, weißt du, aber es gibt keine und das ist die Realität und ich würde gerne sehen, ich würde gerne sehen, dass YouTube natürlich mehr feierabend freundlich wird, aber du weißt, ich würde gerne sehen, dass andere Plattformen auch wachsen, ich bin wie vorsichtig optimistisch und ich denke, dass es passieren wird, aber ich meine, dass der beste Fall in diesem Bereich wäre, wie mit Rumble und ich bekomme die Frustration, aber es war wie Mr. Guns in Gear, als ob jemand ihn tweetet, es war auf Twitter oder X und sie sagen, warum postest du nicht auf Rumble?
Und er hat einfach gesagt, dass er das tut. Und der Fakt, dass du das nicht weißt, ist, warum niemand auf Rumble postet.
Ich dachte gerade, du hast den Domestic Abuser-Referenz gemacht. Mit einem schwarzen Auge.
Oh, this is so bad. This feels wrong. I feel dirty, man. But seriously, though. That's what it feels like, dude.
I agree, man. But thank you guys so much for having me on. It's been an honor. Dude, it's been a pleasure, brother. It's been fucking awesome, brother. Thank you.
Und auch, wenn du es in einer Cloud hättest, wo es nicht physisch auf deinem Computer ist. In diesem Fall ist es in der gleichen Weise wie, wenn es von deinem Computer googlable ist, dann ist es eine Versorgung. Wie erforscht man das?
So last night we were doing a party, like one of the parties here, but it was at the Trump. And a lot of great people in there. We were hanging out with, you know, Matt Best. Don Jr. was there. Just a bunch of good people. Just, you know, hanging out, saying, hey, press the flash and just talking some biz. And time goes that we're like, we wanted to stay there for 15 minutes.
We ended up staying for like an hour. Eine Stunde. Gute Minute, gute Minute da.
Es hilft nicht, wenn Juniors dich mit Weichklau fressen.
Es war nicht wie in den letzten Jahren, was schön ist. Es war nicht wie von Schulter zu Schulter. Es war bewegend. Christian Craighead war da. Oh, Mann. Terry. Terry war da auch. Ja, nur ein paar gute Leute. Aber anyway, wir sind alle auf dem Weg. Wir sind fucking müde. Es ist wie, okay, wir müssen weg. Und ich bleibe da dieses Jahr. Also bin ich da und habe McDonalds oder was auch immer.
Etwas schönes und sicheres, damit du keine Ernährung verbrauchst. Ja, McDonalds ist sicher. Cody, danke. Wir haben so viele Geschichten. Oh nein. Aber äh, ich gehe, mein DoorDash ist da und wahrscheinlich, weil, du weißt, Don Junior und jeder da ist, die Sicherheit, sie haben es ausgeschlossen, also musste ich den DoorDash-Driver treffen.
You can't use it. Put your mask on right now.
Smooth as a tree's bottom.
It's so good. It's insane. The world is supposed to be hard. Nothing easy is worth doing. If you want to become a warrior Saiyan, you need to get up and do it. Surpass your limits.
And it sounds so bad.
Dr. Tanya Williams-Knight.
Das war verrückt. Ich dachte, das war eine Überzeugung. Du hast es gesendet. Das ist genau das, was passiert ist.
Es ist wirklich lustig, dass du Lehrer im Inneren hast, die dir erzählen, welche Follierrequeste du anrufen sollst. Oh ja. Das ist so, als ob sie dir die Entschlossenheitspläne auf der Death Star geben. Ja. Bitte, für die Liebe von Gott, blöde das auf.
And nothing happened because of that? He ended up getting to keep his job. No, but I mean like lying under oath, there was no repercussions. Why would there be?
His phone number was on his Twitter for a while.
Wie das vielleicht reagieren könnte. Auch wenn er nur gesagt hätte, hey, um es klar zu machen, ich glaube, das sind sehr wichtige Angelegenheiten. Ich wollte es nicht verletzen, was auch immer. Nehmt ein bisschen Verständnis. Ja.
Es ist wie deine Mutter und dein Vater an ihrer Geburtstagsabend. Nicht deine. Nein.
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It's very exciting. So for all the lawyers out there, this is called foreshadowing.
Das ist falsch.
Guck mal, was ich habe. Würdest du gerne erklären, was die Brady-Liste ist?
Okay. Wir haben die Wayback-Maschine. Okay.
Es scheint, dass das viel Geld im Gericht wert sein würde. Ja, das zeigt auch, dass das finanzielle Schaden zu deiner Marke zeigt.
I love you. I like this so. Dude. I like to see bad people get what they deserve. Right?
Real quick, since we were already on it.
Marry that, fuckhead.
Du hast gesagt, er hat es auf der
Währenddessen hast du gesagt, dass dieser Junge eine Rettungsrate von etwa 30 hat.
What I just don't understand is the incentive. Whether it's anti-cop sentiments or just trying to make the school seem better than it is, or like it's functioning better than it is. Why do they feel like they just have...
So the only people that are talking out or speaking out in their favor are people who have a financial incentive to do so.
Das ist genau das, was ich aus dieser Geschichte würde.
I don't know what you said, but I'm sure I agree with it.
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Es ist wie... Ich erinnere mich nicht mehr auf ihre Name, aber es ist hypheniert. Etwas, etwas oder alles. Nein, das ist einfach absurd für mich, weil das einfach nur eine normale, generelle Verantwortung ist.
And I believe there's actually a couple of class actions right now.
Das ist ein High-Tech-Lynching. Es ist wie, nein, das ist nur uns, die dich als etwas, was du auf der Kamera gemacht hast, verurteilen.
Breaking into the school for the purpose of kidnapping two children.
Fucking absurd.
You know what's really funny about letters like this is you can just say whatever the fuck you want. I guess so. Hey, do these ones have untruths in them?
I think I would have concerns.
Und wenn sie sagten, dass sie die Polizei in Minuten oder so genannt haben, das ist auch ein verdammter Lied, oder?
Es gibt einen älteren Mann in der Schule, der hier nicht sein sollte.
Nate. Verdammt. Glaubst du, dass jemand für das verantwortlich sein wird? Well, no, not yet.
And who is the DA that's completely disinterested in this, by the way?
Nein, ich weiß, dass du es noch nie gesagt hast. Du hast es noch nie gesagt, aber ich habe Leute gehört, die es schon gesagt haben, dass vielleicht die Verbindungen seines Vaters die Grund dafür waren, dass es nicht besser aussah.
I think I've grown. Is there a single person in that binder who doesn't have a, I don't know what you would call it, maybe a rocky history?
But this little podcast where people burp and are foul and drink alcohol has brought these allegations to the point where the governor is making a fucking response. Well, I apologize. It's not the governor.
Das ist das erste Mal, dass ich das gehört habe.
What a hilarious non-statement. We are aware that some things are being looked to and we wish them luck. Yep.
That was 10 days ago? Interesting.
Es wäre schade, wenn das in der Beschreibung wäre.
Und ich bin froh, dass du das mitgebracht hast, weil es mich an etwas erinnert, was ich dachte, als du einen Post am letzten Tag gemacht hast. wo sie versuchen, es einfach nur diesem einen Mann zu stecken, dem Mann mit der Behandlungspflicht. Ja. Sie versuchen einfach nur, alles zu ihm zu stecken und zu sagen, sieh, sieh, wir haben etwas darüber gemacht.
Und es ist so, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein, nein. Sieh, das ist wie die, äh, du weißt, gib einem einen Fisch, fülle ihn für einen Tag, lehne ihm einen Fisch, diese Art von Situation. Ja. Ich bin froh, dass er Befragungen bekommt. Das ist fucking großartig.
Genau. Wir wollen die Ursache behandeln. Wenn die Menschen, die verantwortlich für die Kultur in den Buffalo-Publikum-Systemen gebaut sind, nicht irgendwelche Verantwortung bekommen, dann ist das alles für nichts. Hundert Prozent.
Oh, gegen einen Anwalt, der ich glaube, dass Anwälte eine Re-election-Rate von 93% haben in diesem Land. Und wie viel Geld hatte er? Ich denke, es war etwa 10 zu 1. Ich habe ihn etwa 10 zu 1 gespendet. Ich habe ihn zu einem Ausgleich genommen, der sehr teuer war. Ich denke, er hat 3 Millionen Dollar für seine Wahl gespendet. Er musste 13 spenden. Oh, interessant.
Und er hat sich kaum mit 400 Voten in einem Ausgleich gespendet, für den er nicht finanziell vorbereitet war. Ja.
We got the orbital autism space laser on this fucking city. It's like rods of God.
No.
As a private citizen, I don't think there is.
Ja, Ben ist sehr lustig zu sehen, auch nur auf Twitter oder X oder was auch immer.
Wenn du denkst, wir sind verrückt, dann sind wir nicht verrückt.
We're going to make you come watch our channels. Our lawyers are going to do foul things.
The crazy one was the one with the teacher that... Oh, I have the footage, yeah. So in the footage, the teacher actually wrote up a thing and he's the, I looked into him, he's the union rep for that school.
Ed Durant.
Ich glaube, Durant.
Es braucht keine Investition. Es ist nur ein Fakt. Das ist das verrückte Teil. Was wirst du dir anschauen? It's gonna take you a fucking afternoon if you're not clinically retarded. Right.
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That's the title of this episode.
Ich liebe das, verdammt, wir gehen zurück zu dem. Nur die Verdammtheit. Oh Mann.
Das ist sehr seltsam. Ja, er weiß nicht warum.
Das ist verdammt verrückt. Wenn es doch, weil ich vermute, dass sie das Maneuver vielleicht vorher aufsetzen würden oder nein?
Holy fuck. So he didn't know it was his own friendly. He just got pinged. So he was like, that's wild. He was like taking it out. You land, you're like, I fucking took out a missile launcher. And they're like, that was yours.
Okay, das ist in Ordnung. Das ist einer dieser schwierigen Sachen mit bestimmten Waffen. Du kannst es nicht auf den Gegnern verwenden, aber du kannst es auf ihre Armut verwenden, ihre Waffen verwenden. Wir haben das heute schon gesprochen. Ich habe mich auf seine Koms-Geräte gewandt.
The hours I spent on stupid classes.
Du willst ein Mädchen mit Erfahrung haben, weißt du? Oh ja, natürlich. Du, ich war ein Typ, als ich das gehört habe, habe ich gesagt, komm doch einfach weg. Du musst einfach diese Scheiße drücken. Und dann lockt es sich und dann ist das es. Ja. Ich bin so, ja, du machst nicht die drei Rotationen raus. Schau dir das Fenster an. Okay, das ist gut. Aber ich weiß immer noch, wie es ist im Zeitraum.
Ja, geh und engagiere dich. Und du machst all das dumme Scheiße, um es richtig zu machen.
Ja. Und du versuchst, das Schöne daran zu erinnern. Du machst einfach nur das Verschleißen und das Verschleißen.
Well, dude, it is terrifying when you use those, like, the MGS system and then the thermals and how it compensates for... Like, when you're driving at 60 miles per hour hitting bumps, the target doesn't move. When you're aimed at something, it's like, the vehicle's, like, going everywhere. And it's just like... Das ist das gleiche wie in Abrams.
Und dann siehst du die Rauscher so... Und dann siehst du die Explosionen in der Temperatur.
Apparently... I guarantee somebody has died by that. The squad of guys that were pinned to that tree.
Just lower the tank. Sorry, I think a tank did it.
Dude, like tearing track off is, for the people that don't know it, I've never had to deal with it. I've dealt with like changing a tire, a striker tire, and that's still got 200, 300 pounds or something.
Was ist so interessant an den Abrams ist, wie viel du nicht auf sie arbeitest.
Ich liebe, wie antimilitärisch du bist. Du bist von Hua bis ich am Ende bin und zurückgekehrt bis f***. Es ist so ein langer Zeitraum.
Very bad for you, armor.
Es ist, wie sie sagen, wie es ist, du hast Stacks von C4, die sich nach außen bewegen, wie Claymore, nur so.
Sie haben es wahrscheinlich danach adoptiert. Ich denke, war es T80 oder T90? Wann kam das erst in den Spiel? Ich bin es mir eigentlich gedacht. Das klingt wie ein sehr russisches Ding. Jetzt sagst du es laut. Ja, wir wollen Armut, die auswärts explodiert. Hier, wir versuchen Igor zuerst. Es ist so, als ob es reaktive Schussplatten wäre. Oh Gott, ja.
No one's gonna interrupt, Big Sarge.
Holy shit. That's a fight club. For a second I thought Cody was talking about he joined a fight club. I was like, what? I learned about that in my fight club.
No shit. And they just fly explosives. And they just made a cardboard.
Ich meine, wenn es ein paar hundert Euro zu machen ist, dann zahlen sie was. Selbst wenn sie 1.000 Euro zahlen.
Ich habe eine Idee. Okay, es gibt eine Schulschule, direkt auf der Straße. Oh Gott. Wir machen nur Kunst und Kunst einmal pro Woche. We pay the kids. Make sure the crease is nice and tight, Betty. Whoever gets the most gets $10. You have the kids racing to put these things together. Strap the explosives on it and we're good. We'll be fine.
Willst du einen Betten auf World War 3 machen? Ich sollte es sicher machen. Die Briten.
Oh, ich dachte, wie die F*** wir das Ding nie gefeuert haben. Ich dachte, wie?
Not the podcast for that. I mean, we are good people.
Oh, this is right during the ending.
I think we talked about it. It's like doing the numbers of your retirement, how much is going to be versus just like, hey, let's just focus on, you know, a couple, do it. Those few years just dedicate to your work.
Seven mil a week.
And the sheer difference. You're like.
Sie würden sie einfach auf und ab lassen? Ja! Sie würden sie einfach auf und ab lassen? Ja!
Und du hast alles gehört.
Und das ist das Ding. Es ist so, dass jeder für das Ding an Bord ist. Es gab viele Leute, die sich verletzt haben, die viele Individuen unterstützt haben.
Und dann wurden sie immer noch verletzt. Wer ist der Junge, der die... Der Terp? Ja, es gab ein paar Terps. Und dann der eine Junge, der gerade einen Sniper-Gut gesackelt hat. Chris Kyle? Nein. Jake Gyllenhaal?
Ich dachte, du sprichst von dem Guy Ritchie-Film? Nein, Mark. Aber das ganze Ding mit dem Jungen, der ihn gefunden hat und durch den ganzen Prozess ging und wie viel Probleme es nahm.
Oh Gott.
Also he looks just like him. Yeah, he's like identical twin in this dude.
Oh, fuck off. Aber ja, es war wie, oh bitte, erzähl mir über Markus. Oh mein Gott.
Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott.
You just see explosions in the thermal and you're like, hehehe.
Wir haben das gesehen, am Flugzeug. Das ist das einzige Mal, dass ich darüber nachdenke. Standisternum.
Oh, was the guy talking about stabbing people?
I know it was for the live shows. The live shows, oh my god, yeah. I just sat next to one of them and I was like...
Ich meine, ich habe gesagt, es ist wirklich hart für mich. Stress-Level sind das, was du in deinem Leben durchgehst. Und dann ist das dein Reset zu deinem Stress-Level. Dein Reset zu deinem Stress-Level. Und dann gehst du durch das so viele Male. Meta-Von-Rezipients, wo es so... Du bist so... Meiner braucht es viel, um es auszulösen. Aber dann treffe ich andere Leute, die sagen... Du.
Aber sie sind alle sehr... Sie gehen einfach mit dem Fluss. Du siehst, dass sie nicht schnell zu Angst kommen. Gryff. Ja. Du hörst Gryff-Geräusche und du denkst... Das war das erste Mal, als ich Brandt gesehen habe.
Er spricht von, ähm, welcher Helikopter war es? War es ein Blackhawk oder war es ein anderer? Ein Chinook, glaube ich. Chinook. Chinook landet auf vertikalen Bergseiten und es ist wie, sie springen auf einen, äh, sie benutzen einen, äh, äh. A fence to hop on, right? Like a wooden fence or a concrete fence. And they were just leveling it right there.
And the blade is right next to the fence line or whatever.
Und so waren die Piloten so furchtbar, dass sie für jeden Mann, der sich aufhört, für jeden Mann, der sich aufhört, für jeden Mann, der sich aufhört, für jeden Mann, der sich aufhört, für jeden Mann, der sich aufhört.
ausgehen. Ja, da ist es.
Wir werden es einfach nach Battlefield L.A. renamen. Ja, Brandon und ich waren in L.A.
Und dann bin ich so, Mann, diese Jungs machen das täglich. Und du bist einfach so, fuck. Ich mag nur Missiles. Ich bin nicht vertraut.
Das ist einfach wild. So viel Respekt für alle, die das tun, weil ich einfach so, Gott.
Cody, weißt du, was David Crockett ist? Ich habe keine Ahnung. Denk an Fallout, den Schilder-Rocket, den Schilder-Mountain. Der Fatman. Wir haben einen davon gemacht, in den 60ern. Oh ja, ich erinnere mich.
Oh, es ist ein Jeep.
Ja, es ist verdammt heftig, aber es ist... Ja, es ist wild, dass du... Es ist wild, dass es ein man-made Nukelaunch ist. So, wenn du das Statement sagst.
Skunk works with more cocaine. Yeah, that's all it is, dude. Dude, DARPA, we were talking with a Tejano-Mexican space cowboy, and he was talking about DARPA.
Tejano! Mexican. Whatever, same thing. Close enough. Brown Space Cowboy, für die Prosthetik, weil er eine volle Prosthetik auf seinem Arm hat. Er spricht von DARPA als der erste, den er für alle Special Forces Leute implementiert hat, um sie in den Kampf zu halten. Sie sind wie, nein, du musst nicht rauskommen. Wir bauen dir Lippen, die dich schneller, stärker oder was auch immer machen.
Den großen, großen Rucksack? Warte, den großen grünen oder den großen Backpack?
Okay.
Es war, oh ja, es war, Alice war noch ein Metall-Frame und dann ging es zum Plastik-Frame.
Oh ja, Gott sei Dank. Weil er damals so hoch war, oder? Ja, Everett. Das ist, wo die 405 und die Fit, was auch immer, zusammen verbinden. Aber es ist nicht gut. Es war damals großartig.
I forget what the frame is called.
What do you carry now?
Oh, yeah, it's part of theirs. I'm so pissed right now. Do you know how much dick the Alice Pack sucked? Cock walking. I can remember.
Dein Vater ist so, als ob er dir einen Backpack kaufen würde. Ich kann mich erinnern. 15 fucking Bucks auf dem Surplus. Er trägt mehr Bucks als einer dieser dicken Spiderman-Backpacks.
Und das kann 35 Kilo tragen, oder dein EIB würde sich einfach viel komfortabler fühlen.
But you still have to deal with the military. At the end of the day, it's still military. You're like, sweet, look, it sucks less. But it still sucks. Yeah, and that part hasn't changed. I see my buddies, they'll FaceTime me. Like I talked to Sergeant Major the other week and then I've talked to first, my friends are first Sergeant now and like Sergeant Majors, which is wild to have.
When I was in, everyone was like Privates and Specialists and now they're first Sergeant Majors.
Yeah.
And my buddies are like out in Korea, like shout out to Holly. He called me on the field in Korea and he is as old as me. I was like, fuck that, dude. You're 39, you're still having to wake up at 5 a.m., 6 a.m., get the privates out, like march with them and you're out in the field for weeks. I have to get up at 5.30 in the morning to make sure other grown men dress the same as me.
Das ist das, was ich meine. Mein Leben ist nicht schlecht. Ich habe immer darauf nachgedacht. Ich habe gesagt, weißt du was? Das Leben ist nicht so schlecht.
We want armor that explodes outward. Here, we try on Igor first.
Die sind einfach so, ich hasse das Ding. Einfach warmen. Oh nein, es gibt Thermalversions. Es wird kalt werden. Es wird für eine Stunde kalt werden.
Ja genau, das macht dir die Hände runter.
Es ist wie ein Pinn. Für NASA haben wir Millionen von Dollar verdient, um einen Pinn zu kreieren, der im Raum schreibt, wo wir nur einen Pencil hätten. Oder ein iPad, aber...
Bitte erzähl mir ein Pencil versus... Ja.
Korrekt.
Das klingt so, Alter, das ist ein Ort, wo... Es ist, sie haben Parken draußen. Es gab ein großes Problem mit diesen RVs. Sie kaufen ein RV und parken es einfach in einem schönen Gebäude, einfach vorne vor der Haustür. Und du kannst nichts damit tun. Also hast du nur eine heilige Person oder ein RV-Tent.
Ich liebe es. Das ist mein glücklichstes Monat, weil alle Homies kommen. Bevor oder nachher haben wir Clint Romashay dabei, welcher den Medal of Honor-Rezipienten ist. Ich habe Clint noch nie persönlich getroffen. I know. Dude, that's what I'm so excited. We were catching up today and he's just so stoked to be on this month. He's like, fuck yeah. And he's just excited to hang out with everyone.
That's awesome. I'm not... I always forget how much he hates the government until we hop on a phone. I'm like, this is a dude that he's allowed to feel however he wants towards things.
Er ist so ein guter Kerl. Er liebt Handwerksarbeit. Er ist in Norddeutschland und spricht öffentlich und arbeitet mit Non-Profit. Für die, die es anders machen. Ich würde gerne diesen Mann treffen.
Ich glaube nicht, dass ich Marcus in Person kennengelernt habe.
Oh, that's right. In Charlotte. I was like, wait. He was up there talking during that event. We were just going through everything.
Das ist wild, weil es war wie ein Scheiß-Sandwich. Und das ist, was oft passiert. Manche Leute haben einen Helikopter, oder eine Mission, und wie sie sich auf ein Objektiv drücken, und die Jungs kämpfen zurück, oder in Markus' Fall...
Oh no.
Amazing idea for a Ford operating base. In the valley? In the valley, like surrounded by all sides of this hill. So you're just like... I...
Du hast dich auf den Feuer gesetzt.
They won't get away now. Even on We Are Soldiers, where they landed in that, it's like, what's all the guys like Russian broken arrow, and then they fight back, because now they're on equal fighting terms. Ihr seid Psychopathen, ein guter Psychopath. Habt ihr jemals studiert?
Nein.
Nur eine Topografie-Mappe zu updaten. Genau. Wow, das geht nicht. Es gibt auch neue Krater überall. Ja. Du droppst 500-Pound-J-Dams. Einer nach dem anderen. Anscheinend waren sie auch mit B-52s mit Karpfenbomben.
Okay. Das ist, als Afghanistan mehr aufgefallen ist, weil die Irak-Wahl auf der Decke war. Und dann war es 2014, ich glaube, dass ISIS 12 bis vielleicht 14 startete.
And the grenade's right behind it. And his veterans do it. It's soldiers and war doing that video.
Gott, ich verliere es überhaupt nicht. Period. Immer. Ich bin froh, dass das übergeht, vor allem bei meinem Alter. Ich bin so...
Ich werde sagen, was ist wild? Ich vergesse den Namen des Jungs. Er geht herum und isst Essen. Er hat einen roten Stomach. Er geht auch nach Indien. Er isst alles, was ihm auf der Straße angeboten wird. Er wird es essen. Einen wirklich coolen YouTube-Kanal. Aber er ist so, dass er manchmal sterblich krank wird.
Er hat Irak gewählt und dann, als er seine Irak-Videos gesehen hat, weil er ein Jahr zu Irak besucht hat und mit den Menschen interagiert hat und das Essen gegessen hat. Und er hat sie als einige der schönsten Menschen, die er je getroffen hat. Und dann siehst du sie, wie sie ihr Shirt aus dem Hintergrund anbieten, weil du ja Irakis hattest, die dich kümmern würden.
Wenn du zu ihrem Gebäude kamst, bieten sie dir Tee und alles. Und du bist am Ende, weil du denkst, ich weiß nicht, was er spielt, was er spielt, blablabla. Ist er am Ende, oder ist er nett? Ja, und manche von diesen Jungs waren die schönsten Leute. Sie sagten, nein, die Nachbarschaft ist gut, Mist, Mist. Es ist alles gut. Und du siehst draußen und es gibt 18 Krater von Ideen.
Wir haben eine andere Definition von gut. Aber ich werde dich hören. Aber sie bieten dir Chai, wie die, die trinken.
Yeah. And that's the thing. We're going back there. It's watching that dude go back there. He's like, man, these people are amazing. Get to eat the food versus when we were there. It's just like. Ah, der Angst, auf dieser Straße zu gehen. Wenn du mich einfach rausgelassen hättest, würde ich sofort aufstehen.
Ich meine, Cody, du wirst das am besten wissen, aber die Idee, jemandem deinen Job zu erzählen, ist nichts anderes als die Regeln von Engagement. Ich habe Waffen an mich gelegt, aber sie schießen nicht, also bin ich in Ordnung. Und ich musste das in meinem Kopf programmieren. Sie können das tun. Das ist ein Hostelakt, nicht ein Hostelakt. Und bis sie schießen, kann ich nicht reagieren oder so.
Nein, es ist immer noch ein Witz. Okay, jetzt schießen sie an uns an, weil das Geräusch anders aussieht.
Und sie kippen das oder nicht, aber nicht, weil sie nicht getötet wurden. Du kannst nicht zurückgetötet werden. Ich bin in vielen Situationen und du bist einfach so, ah, Stresslevel.
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Ja. Das ist verrückt.
Er hat ihn gesetzt. MP5, wenn das so aussieht. Oder das ist so, wie Michael es spricht. MP5 und Protect sind rausgegangen. Und dann haben sie ihn einfach verhaftet.
Yeah. Dude, it's wild. Like that mini bird would just... I think it was like 2,000 or 10,000 dead. Oh, the Somalis? We lost 20 or 22 American soldiers. Let's consult the nightmare. But I mean, that's also like... Consult the nightmare.
Dude, that's like what was my biggest fear, is like getting lost from your element and being by yourself at that time.
I imagine you're just like, oh, anyone around me wants to kill me now. Like you have no idea and you had to make it back to your unit in the midst of gunfire and war and you have an E-Tool.
Das ist nicht mal deine eigene Kraft zu verstehen. Ich garantiere dir, das erste Mal warst du so... Du hast die Hände geschlagen. Du hast die Hände geschlagen. Du hast die Hände geschlagen. Du hast die Hände geschlagen.
And the two, they're empty. Party foul averted. Oh, Brandon, you ran into an issue today. Oh, do you want to talk about that? Which part?
Oh, God.
Ich meine, es ist großartig, nicht kleiner.
What, did it slip?
Es tut weh, aber es ist so... Gott, verdammt.
Wow, you look so much older than your age. I don't know how to take that. I don't appreciate it, though.
I was kind of hoping that baldness would work its way down. My white pubes. That's called DHT, brother. Sorry, you're stuck with that for life. Oh, damn. How wise are you? You killed Balrog, now you have white boobs. Only my pubes turned white.
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Yes, come and then subscribe. Yes, come and then subscribe. Dude, you guys, you gotta hang out with Posty. Do you want to talk about that? We don't have to. Oh, you guys got to hang out.
Well, yeah. Not the other thing. No, that's why it's just the Posty night. You guys gotta hang out with Mr. Posty.
Dude, he is a sweetheart. The guy, the famous person that doesn't realize he's famous. That's awesome. Best way to describe him. He's like, I'm famous.
He realizes that he just doesn't care. No, he's just so thankful for... Just on stage, it's like watching that show and then how he presents himself to his audience, how much he truly cares. It's fucking mind-blowing. Like that for the live show, that motivated me for our own show. Because I'm like, that is a performer and that is, that's the level that we should be at.
That is how you thank your audience. That's how you present yourself to your audience.
Man, I forgot about any of the training that you do in the military. It's always that god-awful, god-awful in the coldest... You were in Korea?
For sure, 100%. I will say, I love that musicians that are talented at that level, because that's what war's not, does the same thing. Sie singen einfach. Und es ist wunderschön, wenn du sagst, ich kriege ein Privatprogramm mit diesen Pfeifen hier. Und es ist absolut erstaunlich. Du bist einfach so, wow, okay, gut.
TV, UFC, er ist ein Jack of all trades. Ja, er ist überall. Jedes Ding, das er macht, ist nur dieses Touching Gold und das Spot Nummer 1, wo du sagst, Joe, wir kommen für dich, das ist das Ziel. Am liebsten hier, wenn wir zwei oder die Top 5 bekommen, wir werden in den Top 5 eingeladen. Ich bin froh.
Das sind nur Reviews und 5-Star.
Ja, es ist jetzt so, als hättest du eine TV für Longform, die Leute sind, wie, es öffnen. Ich schaue jetzt wie Papa Meat und all diese Sachen auf TV, wenn wir jetzt essen. Ja, genau.
You're part of it. Cody, what is the shit military thing you had to do? You were a sailor. I forgot about that. Yeah. Ich hab noch nie gehört, dass Cody so verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt verdammt
Denk daran, wir sind von Computern. Du würdest es nur auf dem Computer sehen. Eine verrückte Idee, es auf dem Handy zu sehen. Dann ging es nur mobil. Und dann hast du dich auf mobil getarget. Und dann, Leute, erinnerst du dich an dieses verrückte Zeitpunkt? Vertikal. Du wurdest ein Retard, wenn du vertikal warst.
Für eine lange Zeit war es so, du Idiot, du Scheiß, warum filmst du vertikal? Und dann kam das, weil TikTok... Ich dachte, ich will nicht über meine vertikalen Videos sprechen. Und jetzt bist du horizontal. Jetzt bin ich horizontal, ja. Und jetzt sind wir konsumiert auf TV, was eine wilde Sache ist. Die Leute stellen dir den Podcast für zwei Stunden und dann... Es ist die neue TV.
Yeah. We got you in the long form and now you're. Ich liebe das. Es ist wie bei Nix. Es ist wie eine lange Form, wenn du eine lange Form probierst. Und dann denkst du dir, fuck die kurze Form. Ja, das ist es.
Ich liebe die zwei Bilder, Seite für Seite. Es ist wie ein Cartoon-Drohling. Es ist wie ein gayer Wizard. Konkord-Kastell. Beide unabhängig.
Du hast dich in das Ding verletzt, das du liebst, wo sich jeder über dich vergisst und du denkst dir, ich hoffe, dass die Regierung mich nicht erinnert. Weil du würdest retiren, wenn du 20 Jahre dort bleiben würdest. Dein Job war es, in San Diego zu schwimmen.
Wenn wir zurück nach Irak landeten, während der Mitte der Tour, war es ein Sandstorm. Das war ein Whiplash. Nein, wenn du zurück gehst, ist es das. Es ist, weil du einfach Zeit abnimmst, wo du nur sagst, ich hoffe, dass dieser Storm nicht endet. Weil wenn du landest, müssen sie dich in einem Helikopter fliegen, um deine Station zu finden. Sie konnten dich nicht entfernen.
Es ist also nur ein Sandstorm und ich bin für 15 Tage auf dem Boden, wo ich im Kampf sein soll. Ich dachte mir, vielleicht geht der Sandstorm nur noch zwei Monate weiter.
Und dann ist es endlich klar. Hey, du fliegst raus. Ich dachte mir, fuck.
Or not the hurricane, the sand.
The missiles ain't gonna stop.
Sandstorms.
Welcome everyone and here's another episode for Veterans Month or whatever we're calling this. Brandon, what are we calling this? Veterans Month sounds nice. Okay, we're calling it Brandon's Month.