Brandon Wardell

Yeah. Oh, my God.

Okay, well, you two would take a photo like that. Yeah, that's the thing. We'll put a picture right here. Willie and I were air-planning each other yesterday.

Same. Is this your go-to? Yes. Wow. The griddles are fucking awesome. And the logo, that's so cute. It's science food.

This? Oh, wait.

Who watched this one?

I like the little thing he does at the end.

What else has that director done?

I actually think I'm going to maybe go tonight.

No, I'm going to go home and I'm going to do my work just as excellent as I would if I were in the office.

Emily Binder does the Almost Friday pod. So I just do this one.

Can you screenshot that so I can put it in the pod?

Screenshot that so I can put it in the pod. Oh yes.

No, you're dropping some big words today and I'm acting like I know.

Yeah, what does that word mean? Because he doesn't know either.

No, I think it's this.

Oh, no? That's not it. Oh, this is Fuck KD 2. That's Fuck KD 2. It is the first one, yeah.

Lauren used to have cold ones. Well, I was putting some in the fridge, but they've all been consumed, I believe. Damn.

Yeah, I dropped it.

He's always projecting.

He could have.

Who is this guy?

Why is he so pressed?

Pressed. Pressed?

Would you just mouth at me? Roadmap. Oh. I'm going to get good now. What's roadmap?

All right.

Raya says, what's up scary, sporty, and posh spice? Sporty. Oh, wait. No, you three.

No, I don't want it to get copyrighted. Oh, you won't. You won't. Lil B won't do that.

no it's not that's fucking crazy yeah okay raya says let's talk about the worst part of traffic not the honky not the delays but being stuck next to someone cute and having no way to connect that is where bump beat comes in where traffic sparks connection BumpBeat is the world's first social Bluetooth platform that links nearby cars through music.

While you're crawling through traffic or sitting at a red light, BumpBeat lets you sync playlists with the car next to you, vibe to the same beat, and discover new music together in real time. If your music tastes a line, you'll get a match score.

And if the vibe's right, you can bump connect to safely and anonymously exchange info like social handles or a curated dating profile, all hands-free, fully secure, and and only active when your car is stopped. With Bumpy, traffic isn't wasted time. It's the start of something unexpected.

I saw Conan O'Brien and Keanu Reeves in the same night in Brentwood.

No.

Conan O'Brien within an hour of each other.

Oh, wait, what?

Oh.

Yes, let's do it. Thank you, Raya. Next pitch is from Ryan Schroeder.

Jay Alvarez.

They were like an iconic couple, but it came out that he was really abusive to her. Oh, and Alexis Ren. I saw her on Abbot Kinney once actually. So he posted this video. Oh, yes.

Yeah, but I think he sucks.

all right anyway give us this other pitch um ryan schroeder how do we get so off how do we get so derailed raya and then we brought up raya god damn it raya okay she should have been named like nancy like yeah or his mom's name what were you gonna say like tits tinder okay ryan schroeder what's good lamello liangelo and lonzo lamello hmm

What's the worst part about being a younger couple that has decided you're moving to a new city?

What is the worst part about being a younger couple that has decided to move to a new city?

Yeah.

Ryan says, you don't have any couple friends to hang out with. Introducing Hinge Squared. It's where you and your partner make a post.

Let me read it.

people it's where you and your partner make a profile together where you're looking to meet new couple friends in the area would like to know that this is nothing sexual before rusty makes a comment about hey ryan i didn't say fucking shit it came straight out of willie just new friends in a new city that you've both never lived in or know anyone the apple also hosts local events for couples that allow for a more human interaction than four people talking over an online chat

The only downside is that in order to host the events, the app would need to be a subscription-based model, only one account required per couple.

When I was a waitress, I waited on a table of 85-year-old swingers once. Whoa. They told me. They told you they were swingers? Yeah, they did. Did they ask you to join? This was back when I was at home in Cleveland. No, they didn't. Cleveland. Cleveland. The Cleveland Swingers. Yeah. Cleveland Swingers sounds like a double A team.

Mom of the X partners, toddlers and friends can go in.

I feel like that would partner very well with Birkenstocks because they have like a flat surface. Yeah.

Oh, wait. Yeah. You guys aren't lying.

I don't like that. What is going on? I don't like that.

That's it, I think.

Oh, then I don't... Yeah, then that's disgusting. Yeah. Like, I don't really feel bad that he offed himself. No, of course. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you were saying... No, no, no. Oh, I thought that, too.

Yeah.

This guy rocks.

I have a guy that rocks. Oh, okay.

Can I show my guy that rocks? Please.

Yeah.

I commented on it. All right, ready? Will, are you ready?

I thought this was going to be really wholesome. Another sausage party. It is.

But he has good intentions. He's just...

I know where it is.

All right.

That's like the flashbacks.

Same.

It's like a connections game.

Jambalaya.

Ratatouille.

Still?

Oh, is it the pancake one? Dude. I've never had one either.

Is this crazy? Is this kind of...