Brandon Wardell
Appearances
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Okay, well, you two would take a photo like that. Yeah, that's the thing. We'll put a picture right here. Willie and I were air-planning each other yesterday.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Same. Is this your go-to? Yes. Wow. The griddles are fucking awesome. And the logo, that's so cute. It's science food.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I like the little thing he does at the end.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
What else has that director done?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I actually think I'm going to maybe go tonight.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
No, I'm going to go home and I'm going to do my work just as excellent as I would if I were in the office.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Emily Binder does the Almost Friday pod. So I just do this one.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Can you screenshot that so I can put it in the pod?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Screenshot that so I can put it in the pod. Oh yes.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
No, you're dropping some big words today and I'm acting like I know.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Yeah, what does that word mean? Because he doesn't know either.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Oh, no? That's not it. Oh, this is Fuck KD 2. That's Fuck KD 2. It is the first one, yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Lauren used to have cold ones. Well, I was putting some in the fridge, but they've all been consumed, I believe. Damn.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Would you just mouth at me? Roadmap. Oh. I'm going to get good now. What's roadmap?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Raya says, what's up scary, sporty, and posh spice? Sporty. Oh, wait. No, you three.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
No, I don't want it to get copyrighted. Oh, you won't. You won't. Lil B won't do that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
no it's not that's fucking crazy yeah okay raya says let's talk about the worst part of traffic not the honky not the delays but being stuck next to someone cute and having no way to connect that is where bump beat comes in where traffic sparks connection BumpBeat is the world's first social Bluetooth platform that links nearby cars through music.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
While you're crawling through traffic or sitting at a red light, BumpBeat lets you sync playlists with the car next to you, vibe to the same beat, and discover new music together in real time. If your music tastes a line, you'll get a match score.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
And if the vibe's right, you can bump connect to safely and anonymously exchange info like social handles or a curated dating profile, all hands-free, fully secure, and and only active when your car is stopped. With Bumpy, traffic isn't wasted time. It's the start of something unexpected.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I saw Conan O'Brien and Keanu Reeves in the same night in Brentwood.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Conan O'Brien within an hour of each other.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Yes, let's do it. Thank you, Raya. Next pitch is from Ryan Schroeder.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
They were like an iconic couple, but it came out that he was really abusive to her. Oh, and Alexis Ren. I saw her on Abbot Kinney once actually. So he posted this video. Oh, yes.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Yeah, but I think he sucks.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
all right anyway give us this other pitch um ryan schroeder how do we get so off how do we get so derailed raya and then we brought up raya god damn it raya okay she should have been named like nancy like yeah or his mom's name what were you gonna say like tits tinder okay ryan schroeder what's good lamello liangelo and lonzo lamello hmm
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
What's the worst part about being a younger couple that has decided you're moving to a new city?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
What is the worst part about being a younger couple that has decided to move to a new city?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Ryan says, you don't have any couple friends to hang out with. Introducing Hinge Squared. It's where you and your partner make a post.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
people it's where you and your partner make a profile together where you're looking to meet new couple friends in the area would like to know that this is nothing sexual before rusty makes a comment about hey ryan i didn't say fucking shit it came straight out of willie just new friends in a new city that you've both never lived in or know anyone the apple also hosts local events for couples that allow for a more human interaction than four people talking over an online chat
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
The only downside is that in order to host the events, the app would need to be a subscription-based model, only one account required per couple.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
When I was a waitress, I waited on a table of 85-year-old swingers once. Whoa. They told me. They told you they were swingers? Yeah, they did. Did they ask you to join? This was back when I was at home in Cleveland. No, they didn't. Cleveland. Cleveland. The Cleveland Swingers. Yeah. Cleveland Swingers sounds like a double A team.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Mom of the X partners, toddlers and friends can go in.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I feel like that would partner very well with Birkenstocks because they have like a flat surface. Yeah.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Oh, wait. Yeah. You guys aren't lying.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I don't like that. What is going on? I don't like that.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Oh, then I don't... Yeah, then that's disgusting. Yeah. Like, I don't really feel bad that he offed himself. No, of course. Oh, oh, yeah, yeah. I thought you were saying... No, no, no. Oh, I thought that, too.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I have a guy that rocks. Oh, okay.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Can I show my guy that rocks? Please.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I commented on it. All right, ready? Will, are you ready?
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
I thought this was going to be really wholesome. Another sausage party. It is.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
But he has good intentions. He's just...
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
That's like the flashbacks.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
It's like a connections game.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Oh, is it the pancake one? Dude. I've never had one either.
Will & Rusty's Playdate
we ate eggplants to catch a buzz w/ brandon wardell
Is this crazy? Is this kind of...