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Yeah. Maybe plastic has been an alien the entire time. Fuck it.

feels good if they take it seriously you don't want to talk about it right because then you'll get kind of like written off as a kook you know well and it ruins their lives i think everyone that's ever come forward like publicly about uh you know a potential alien encounter uh they're not better for it after they've told everybody about that

As most Silas's are not to besmirch the Silas's of the world. Silai.

No, neither have I. A name, frankly, thankfully lost to the ages as well.

That's interesting, too, because there's those Peruvian, quote unquote, alien mummies that came out a year or two ago. People talk about those for a minute, too.

Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, the more examples, the better. And there are many, but I don't know any with aliens yet. So very exciting.

That's pretty good. Yeah.

I love that the government runs like Scientology. It's great.

Yeah, instead of Xenu, it's whatever we're calling this one.

And if you want to believe, then you're just like, please, I won't question it. Just give it to me.

No, totally. This is definitely the CIA is going to ruin this man's life.

Of course. I mean, they have to be there. I mean, and what a party in the parking lot. Somebody's got to be throwing the after parties. So you have these guys there.

Comic-Con eats your heart out. I want to know what the swag is for the free swag for the cattle mutilation convention. What's in the go-away bag?

This sounds like a student film gone wrong.

Okay.

Have you heard of the Plowshare program? No, I don't know about the Plowshare program. It hasn't come up in my searches.

I'm not responsible for this world becoming a barren wasteland someday. Absolutely not.

500 nukes. Oh, that's so fun. This is also a recent theory that's come up in the last, say, year and a half or so we've been hearing about. Okay, interesting. Great.

I would have loved to have been in the initial pitch of this. Just somebody's like, all right, hear me out. I know this bomb can destroy anything. What if? Yeah. PowerPoint slides. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Let's get through it. Okay. All right.

What Jesus, really what he died on the cross for was this. Oh, he would have loved nukes. Oh, my God. Yeah. It's from the book of Silas, which is a horrible book that we have never published.

You can't do that.

I like that they just did the slow version of it by just never moving away from oil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It turns out we got there anyway, guys. Good news. I mean, I guess better than nuking it, probably.

No, no, it exists to be broken. It's the whole point of living. Yeah.

Yeah, these are not sober decisions at all.

Love it. Where do we put that? When we make that, what do we do with that? I'm just curious.

Yeah, absolutely. I choose for my kids what they get.

Yeah.

Come on. Absolutely.

That's great. That's fun. That's just fun to know that's out there. I love a ticking time bomb. Yeah, yeah.

yeah just like curious alien bot or a fucking not bot uh scientist or whatever yeah no yeah you did not disappoint you did not disappoint that makes total sense i want to know which scientist was like but make sure you get the asshole like yeah you gotta get into that asshole yeah exactly is that part of the experiment sir fuck it why not it's for the there's a showmanship of what we're doing here we gotta get weird with it people

Like, man, I just wanted to plant drugs on minorities. Right.

What is their sexual tension like? And is this the exact thing that X-Files is based on? Oh, they're fucking. Yeah, absolutely.

Um, well, that's a good question, because like, what is an alien, I guess, is how do you want to define it? And also, do you believe in multiple dimensions? Because these are, you know what, that's exactly the answer I hoped for.

No one talks about the fashion on the X-Files.

Oh, no, babe. They're the bad guy. Don't do that.

Oh, it's watching somebody walk upstairs in a horror movie.

In Soviet Russia, do you cut out the bears assholes? Is that what's happening in their fields instead?

Yeah. Thank you. This was awesome. I'm excited to hear part two. For the listener, you guys can find me on every social media app at this point at Brandazzle. I got the blue sky. I got the threads. I got the X still formerly known as Twitter. I've got Red Note. I'm on there now. Who cares? Whatever. TikTok, it's deleted from my phone, but my account exists. Instagram, Facebook, wherever.

Brandazzle, brandyposie.com is my website for a bunch of stuff. I have an album coming out in March that I actually recorded in Portland last year. And yeah, Burn This Records on Instagram and Lady to Ladies, my podcast. Yeah.

Yeah, definitely. Um, uh, so my podcast lady to lady, uh, has been around for 13 years at this point where every Wednesday for 13 years, we're an independent show where me and my two co-hosts have a fourth guest on every week. Who's usually, uh, another female identifying person.

And it's just for women riffing and like a positive way, which is something that entertainment doesn't want to show you very often. Um, so they've been around forever. Uh, I also have a, uh, an independent comedy record label that, uh, I started last year called, um, burn this record. So you can find us on Instagram at a burn this records.com.

And, um, basically that is like a completely, uh, DIY project trying to lift up voices from around the country that, um, other labels are dealing with. And I'm also, uh, doing it in a much less predatory way than most comedy labels, uh, work. I've always self-released all of my own things. And I'm just like expanding that information to try to like include more people. Um, and kind of keep, yeah.

Yes. I mean, honestly, you're not wrong.

We could do. I have a couple of bastards for you for later if you ever want to need a couple of pitches.

What a nice people. Yeah, I mean, the best of people and the worst of people I've met in comedy. And I think comedy is an important thing in our culture because I think it's important to remember that just because someone makes you laugh and is charming, it does not mean they were a good person at all. It is a trick. It's a trick that we are able to do, actually.

I don't know where this story is going. We'll see.

And Jonathan Brandes. Let's get him back.

And I think often like we want aliens to be true instead of that. Like it feels much more comforting. I mean, yeah, I, I, I think people are, even with everything, all the little videos and everything that's been coming out in the last few years, people keep being like, yeah, sure. Okay, great. Would love it. Can they take over? Yeah. Sure.

An alien is here, that means somebody is actually maybe in charge that isn't us. That would be great.

Right.

Let's do it.

I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.

I'm Gilbert King. I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.