Brendan Haywood

That's my life, and I'm used to it, and I love it.

Good to talk to you, Brendan.

We appreciate your time.

All right, man.

Thank you.

That's Brendan Haywood, NBA TV analyst, creator of Tallest Tales over at These Tallest Tales on YouTube.

I guess that's, you know, you can be a little bit intimidating if you're, you know, kind of a three-foot child, Paulie.

It's like one of those obvious questions you've always wanted to ask, and he seems like such an honest guy, but there's a lot of benefits if you're seven foot and coordinated, clearly, but the day-to-day must be, there's some hiccups.

Yeah, Dylan.

Yeah, I was thinking the car thing, too, because I remember Shaq, back in the day, had to buy two Ferraris and chop them in half and essentially build a Frankenstein Ferrari just to be able to get inside it.

Wasn't there the Shaq commercial where he was in the Buick, and you're looking around going, like, there's no way he's fitting into that Buick.

I've got the picture right now of Shaq in the Buick, and he's at max capacity.

The seat is just buckling.

There is no way.

It's probably not.

That's like Shaq into a Tesla.

Yeah, Fritzie.

And him and Tiger, they would promote Buick as if that's their car of choice.

They're going to cruise around in a Buick Skylark or something.

I don't know if we're talking about Tiger promoting cars right now, Paulie.