Brennan

And it was scary. I remember the last thing I saw was my feet in the sky.

And it was scary. I remember the last thing I saw was my feet in the sky.

My bare, hairy, hot-ass feet. Then I just remember darkness and cold. The water was so cold.

My bare, hairy, hot-ass feet. Then I just remember darkness and cold. The water was so cold.

My bare, hairy, hot-ass feet. Then I just remember darkness and cold. The water was so cold.

Basically just flipped on its back.

Basically just flipped on its back.

Basically just flipped on its back.

So all five of us were in the water at this point. The raft's upside down. And luckily, we had fallen in close enough to the raft where we could grab hold of it. So everybody's still hold of it. So there's me on one side with Billy, Jeff and Nicole on the other side, and the guys on the back. He says, hey, I got to hop on top of this.

So all five of us were in the water at this point. The raft's upside down. And luckily, we had fallen in close enough to the raft where we could grab hold of it. So everybody's still hold of it. So there's me on one side with Billy, Jeff and Nicole on the other side, and the guys on the back. He says, hey, I got to hop on top of this.

So all five of us were in the water at this point. The raft's upside down. And luckily, we had fallen in close enough to the raft where we could grab hold of it. So everybody's still hold of it. So there's me on one side with Billy, Jeff and Nicole on the other side, and the guys on the back. He says, hey, I got to hop on top of this.

Because on the top of the raft, there's a rope that they can pull in case of a flip. So he's like, hey, I got to pull this raft back over. You guys need to let go for a second. So it counts one, two, three. And on three, Billy lost his shit. He lets go and he jumps on top of me, like on my head, pushes me under the water.

Because on the top of the raft, there's a rope that they can pull in case of a flip. So he's like, hey, I got to pull this raft back over. You guys need to let go for a second. So it counts one, two, three. And on three, Billy lost his shit. He lets go and he jumps on top of me, like on my head, pushes me under the water.

Because on the top of the raft, there's a rope that they can pull in case of a flip. So he's like, hey, I got to pull this raft back over. You guys need to let go for a second. So it counts one, two, three. And on three, Billy lost his shit. He lets go and he jumps on top of me, like on my head, pushes me under the water.

Have you guys seen that scene in The Guardian where he elbows him?

Have you guys seen that scene in The Guardian where he elbows him?

Have you guys seen that scene in The Guardian where he elbows him?

I should have just elbowed him. But he jumps on top of my ass and sends me and him downriver. It was enough for us to push us away from the raft. We are moving at a much faster pace than the raft.

I should have just elbowed him. But he jumps on top of my ass and sends me and him downriver. It was enough for us to push us away from the raft. We are moving at a much faster pace than the raft.

I should have just elbowed him. But he jumps on top of my ass and sends me and him downriver. It was enough for us to push us away from the raft. We are moving at a much faster pace than the raft.