Brent Weinbach

No, no, I'm not. I do regular.

Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about. But we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both. Because, oh, you say it's front to back only.

Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about. But we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both. Because, oh, you say it's front to back only.

Well, okay, I know. Well, this is what we talked about. But we were talking about front to back or back to front. And I go back to, I say it's a combination of both. You have to do both. Because, oh, you say it's front to back only.

Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles. I don't have. Maybe we have bristles. Oh, I got it. Yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well.

Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles. I don't have. Maybe we have bristles. Oh, I got it. Yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well.

Right, but if you don't, when you go forward, you don't go all the way to the vagina. You have to just, think of it like a carpet or something. When a carpet, if you only do it one way, maybe you don't have bristles. I don't have. Maybe we have bristles. Oh, I got it. Yeah. So when the bristles go one way, you got to go the other way so that the other side of the bristles get wiped as well.

You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way. Do you use a bidet or a washlet? Why do you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it. But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me.

You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way. Do you use a bidet or a washlet? Why do you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it. But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me.

You see what I mean? So you do both, but you don't go all the way. Do you use a bidet or a washlet? Why do you say it like that? Because I don't like that. Why? Because I don't want to get blasted in such ways. But it cleans you so nicely. It's not homosexual. No, if it was, I'd maybe be more into it. But I don't like that. It just seems messy to me.

If you get squirted, right, and the blast is strong. Okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth, and you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.

If you get squirted, right, and the blast is strong. Okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth, and you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.

If you get squirted, right, and the blast is strong. Okay, so imagine your acorn is sort of crusted with whatever, you know, filth, and you get blasted. I'm just afraid that things are going to sort of splatter all over your cheeks.

Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue. That's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.

Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue. That's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.

Well, that seems kind of pointless to me in a way. What about wet wipes? Well, I wet the tissue. That's simply what I do. But would you use a wipe? Well, I don't want any kind of detergent in it because that's going to be itchy to me eventually or something like that. I used to use witch hazel, but then that started doing weird things to me.

I put the soap in a rag, tie it up, and then use that to sort of titillate and do other things. Wow. Because that's kind of classic style. That's classic. Or you sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. Oh, yeah. And...

I put the soap in a rag, tie it up, and then use that to sort of titillate and do other things. Wow. Because that's kind of classic style. That's classic. Or you sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. Oh, yeah. And...

I put the soap in a rag, tie it up, and then use that to sort of titillate and do other things. Wow. Because that's kind of classic style. That's classic. Or you sometimes use a pillowcase or something like that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kind of full metal jacket style. I go full metal jacket on that ass. Oh, yeah. And...

UV light? You know, okay, this is... Is this... Is that comedic? Is that a joke? Or is this a real guy? I think it's a real guy. Because I really truly believe that right now GIMPs are making a comeback. Really? Definitely. Okay, so they became kind of mainstream when Pulp Fiction came out, obviously. Everybody was going GIMP, you know?