Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811
21 May 2025
Chapter 1: What is the Come Together Tour?
Get ready, Massachusetts and New York. I'll be bringing my Come Together Tour to Mass Mutual Center in Springfield, Massachusetts this Thursday, May 22nd, and then Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York this Saturday, May 24th. Get tickets now at tomseguro.com slash tour.
Welcome, welcome to your moment.
We'll be right back. Don't get them started, we're retarded Big words, it's worth the list, it's when dick jerks disturb You know it, bro, they try to disrespect me in my house Grab the fucker, remote control How's your mom's in them? She's good, likes the bourbon though How's your mom's in them? In the Kaczynski cigar show How's your mom's in them? Good, the fuck you think?
How's your mom's in them? Pull up a seat How's your mom's in them? How's your mom's in them? This shit is big time All right. That's Joe Double. Back in the day, he made that. Wow. How's your moms in them?
That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.
That's a classic.
Yeah. So many good drops in there. I forgot about the Orlando airport.
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Chapter 2: What did John Rocker say?
Orlando airport.
That's where your dad took a great shit.
Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.
Yeah.
It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.
I like when he called them niblets, too.
Ugh.
Niblets in my shorts. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, rest in peace. Speaking of niblets, you and I both took dumps at the office together.
We just dumped here. It was pretty cool, yeah. Synergy. Yeah. I was thinking about shitting at home, but I was like, I don't feel like it's really ready. Got here, we had our meeting, and then I was like, it is time now.
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Chapter 3: What insights do we have on the Menendez Brothers trial?
Oh, you just remembered. Like, hey, okay. But you do have the capability to hold.
I do sometimes go, oh, I have to shit. I'll do that in an hour. Right. Yeah.
Well, you've even had intercourse with me having to shit, right? Where you're like, I have to shit, but I also have to fuck. And then you have to choose between coming and shitting.
That's true. And coming always takes priority. Over shitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just wait till I'm done. And then I'll go, hey, I got another update for you. You do that. Yeah. After shit.
It's really special when you do that. After we make marital love, you go, I got to shit. It's really cool.
That's a great segue to let people know. If you don't watch Bad Thoughts, it's available right now on Netflix. It's been out about a week. And thank you all so much for watching it. Thank you for the messages. It has been a thrill to see so many people watching it and enjoying it. And yeah, it was so much fun to make. Thank you for watching it. Please tell your friends.
Tell your friends. Also, it's funny because after I've been living with you for 20 years, I don't even think of them as bad thoughts. I just think of them as Tom thoughts.
Yeah.
They're just the things that you've been talking about for 20 years with me. Jokes that we've had ongoing in the house and now they're on the screen, which is really special.
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Chapter 4: What are the latest updates on Diddy’s trial?
Do you realize that your whole entire MO in life is just to put anything that's in the house in your bedroom? Yes. Because you're like, hey, I got to have a coffee station. Now we have a water machine in the bedroom. And you're always like, you know you can put this in your bedroom? Because I think you just want to live in bed. I do want to live in bed.
You finally figured me out. And I'm getting to the point now because we've got a tiny fridge. I keep food in there.
You know who else did that? Manuel Uribe. He also had everything.
The 10,000 pound man?
The fattest guy who ever lived, yeah. He was like, put it in my room.
Well, that's me. There you go. There I go. That's my dream.
Hey, you know you could put a fridge in here.
And you know what else I've done?
What?
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Chapter 5: What is Brent Weinbach's new special about?
Well, just so you know, he was drugging people and also taking, the reason he took videos was to blackmail you into doing these. So he had videos of Cassie doing stuff and he would be like, I'm going to show your mom these videos unless you do them every week for 10 years. And then he basically was he'd buy her properties just like minutes away from his house.
And then he would just show up randomly at these properties, like just let himself in. What are you doing, bitch? Like if she was out of his sight for like a few minutes, it would be like, where are you? What are you doing? What did it like? He was very controlling.
Yeah, it's very it's super. I mean, it's like textbook abusive behavior.
That's right. You're an expert in this kind of with all the shows that you watch on this cool stuff.
Yeah.
You tell me what's going on.
Well, no, I'm just saying like you hear these things. This is textbook abusive behavior. I mean, this is control, isolating people. You know, like when you isolate people, you make them feel more hopeless and helpless. Like it's textbook abuse. It's like, you know, control. It's like total control over somebody. And he's obviously has like a pretty dark fucking side to him, man. Like this is...
Oh, my God. And the coolest part, not the cool guy part, I mean, is that his children are sitting in the hearing.
Oh, my God.
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Chapter 6: How did Brent Weinbach create the Gangster Party Line?
Chapter 7: What funny experiences did Brent have in high school?
Can't wait. I don't know how you do it. Every night, it's just different, different, murder, horror.
I'm not even upset, by the way, that the Bin Laden doc just came out, and it's number one, because that's what I'm going to be watching tonight. Cannot wait. Bin Laden number one, bad thoughts number two. I cannot wait. I am so excited. Yeah. Yeah.
That's great.
He was a big goofball.
What more do we need to know about Bin Laden? Now it's going to be like Hitler. Every fucking few months, there's a new thing about Hitler.
Yeah.
So what do we need to know about Bin Laden?
Well, I got to watch and I'll tell you. Oh, shit. I'll give you a full report next week.
Hello. He was a big porn guy, you know. Of course.
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Chapter 8: What hilarious moments happened during the bat tour?
Can we go to the website just to see what's going on in the... Yeah, I'm curious.
How much does it weigh? How big is it? Hell yeah.
Oh, wow. I've always wanted to have sex with Ryan Reed. Okay. And now I can get a mold of her butthole or her vag. Her butthole's no.
You know, no butthole looks like that, right? No, I was going to say, mine doesn't. There's supposed to be a, you know, there are lines coming from it.
Puckering and such. Well, there's a pucker look. Also, can I tell you something? There's no pucker. If there's no scent, how do I get hard? They don't work that into this? They should do scratch and sniff. They definitely should.
See, it's still pretty big. See the object, the fleshlight next to it?
Yeah, that's huge. That's the same size. Yeah, it's so big. By the way, I thought that that was pubic hair, but it's a signature, though. I thought there was a little bit of pubic hair coming out, but it turns out it's the name. Oh, yeah.
Hold on, shop here. Click on it. Let's see what variants we can. Yeah, how many different.
And like, how do I clean this? That's 80 bucks. Wow. Yeah. You're just going to dump your clip in. Do you like, do you pull up her scenes as you're doing it? And you're like, oh, you're just cranking on it as you're watching her work.
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