You Want To Talk Some Sh!t? w/ Brent Weinbach | Your Mom's House Ep. 811

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What is the Come Together Tour?

Announcer 0:00
Get ready, Massachusetts and New York. I'll be bringing my Come Together Tour to Mass Mutual Center in Springfield, Massachusetts this Thursday, May 22nd, and then Turning Stone Resort Casino in Verona, New York this Saturday, May 24th. Get tickets now at tomseguro.com slash tour.
Tom Segura 0:18
Welcome, welcome to your moment.
Brent Weinbach 0:50
We'll be right back. Don't get them started, we're retarded Big words, it's worth the list, it's when dick jerks disturb You know it, bro, they try to disrespect me in my house Grab the fucker, remote control How's your mom's in them? She's good, likes the bourbon though How's your mom's in them? In the Kaczynski cigar show How's your mom's in them? Good, the fuck you think? How's your mom's in them? Pull up a seat How's your mom's in them? How's your mom's in them? This shit is big time All right. That's Joe Double. Back in the day, he made that. Wow. How's your moms in them?
Announcer 1:43
That's so good. Thanks, Joe Double.
Brent Weinbach 1:44
That's a classic.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:06
Yeah. So many good drops in there. I forgot about the Orlando airport.

What did John Rocker say?

Announcer 2:10
Orlando airport.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:11
That's where your dad took a great shit.
Announcer 2:13
Shit in his pants on the escalator. Sometimes we would ride that escalator. He goes, this is where I was when I shit my pants. I was like, oh, that's nice, dad. And I left my underwear in the air in the stall. I'd shit all over myself.
Audience Member 2:25
Yeah.
Announcer 2:26
It's really cool. It's really nice. And then I had a little bit in my pants. Yeah. He said when I got off that plane, I left a little sunset on the seat for the next person. A sunset. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:38
I like when he called them niblets, too.
Announcer 2:40
Ugh.
Christina Pazsitzky 2:41
Niblets in my shorts. Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah, rest in peace. Speaking of niblets, you and I both took dumps at the office together.
Announcer 2:49
We just dumped here. It was pretty cool, yeah. Synergy. Yeah. I was thinking about shitting at home, but I was like, I don't feel like it's really ready. Got here, we had our meeting, and then I was like, it is time now.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:01
See, that's the difference between you and me is that you go, I got it. I have to dump. And then let's let this sit for 30, 40 more minutes. Whereas me, I'm like, I better go sit down.
Announcer 3:12
Well, it wasn't really like I didn't have a tug. I was just like, do I have to shit at the house? It wasn't like, oh, I have to shit. I was like.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:18
Oh, I see. You're just fantasizing, dreaming about the future.
Announcer 3:21
I haven't shit yet today. You know, that kind of thing.

What insights do we have on the Menendez Brothers trial?

Christina Pazsitzky 3:22
Oh, you just remembered. Like, hey, okay. But you do have the capability to hold.
Announcer 3:26
I do sometimes go, oh, I have to shit. I'll do that in an hour. Right. Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:29
Well, you've even had intercourse with me having to shit, right? Where you're like, I have to shit, but I also have to fuck. And then you have to choose between coming and shitting.
Announcer 3:38
That's true. And coming always takes priority. Over shitting. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I'll just wait till I'm done. And then I'll go, hey, I got another update for you. You do that. Yeah. After shit.
Christina Pazsitzky 3:45
It's really special when you do that. After we make marital love, you go, I got to shit. It's really cool.
Announcer 3:53
That's a great segue to let people know. If you don't watch Bad Thoughts, it's available right now on Netflix. It's been out about a week. And thank you all so much for watching it. Thank you for the messages. It has been a thrill to see so many people watching it and enjoying it. And yeah, it was so much fun to make. Thank you for watching it. Please tell your friends.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:15
Tell your friends. Also, it's funny because after I've been living with you for 20 years, I don't even think of them as bad thoughts. I just think of them as Tom thoughts.
Announcer 4:22
Yeah.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:22
They're just the things that you've been talking about for 20 years with me. Jokes that we've had ongoing in the house and now they're on the screen, which is really special.
Announcer 4:32
I know. Like sit between my legs and take a dump.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:34
You've been saying that to your parents for like since I started dating you.
Announcer 4:38
Yeah. It's crazy.
Christina Pazsitzky 4:39
Pretty cool. You're like, why don't, if somebody's like, I gotta take a shit, you go, oh, oh, oh, hurry. How about I take a shit in between your shit? Like you always say that back at the house.

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