Is Christina Still The Garbage Queen? w/ H. Foley & Kevin Ryan | Your Mom's House Ep. 878
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What do the hosts talk about in the opening greeting and smoking jokes?
Well welcome. Welcome to your mom's house.
Guys with me, the R U Garbage team is here. Come on, Foley and Kevin. I'm so fucking glad you guys are here. Thanks for having us. Smoking here. Hey. Let's fucking smoke. Does he have an ashtray? Does Foley need an ashtray? Yeah, so I basically now.
What are we doing here? Let's
go. Dude, I've been engaging in such such trash year behaviors since
Well you you're returning back to your roots, your true roots. You can never shake it. You can never that's the thing. Money don't change it. It's not it's it's you are who you are. And
what are we talking about here? Okay. De Giorno pizzas, or are we talking about like spring break and
worse than de giorno. Well you tell me, you tell me, is this worse than De Gorno? So I've been picking up the darts after twenty years of That's all right. That's all right. Dart darts Dart d
SIGs are coming back in fashion, and I think we have a big we're we're we're a very heater heavy pod, and I think we're part, you know. Listen, I would take money from Philip Morris immediately. If they cut me a check, and listen, I think I don't think you should smoke.
How do they describe Christina’s “divorce diet,” the above‑ground pool, and daily Domino’s pizza habit?
I don't think you should smoke. I think it's bad, but if you smoke, I get it. I can smoke your brand.
Not only that, like in Europe they still smoke, everywhere else in the fucking world. It's it's crazy. It's
it's crazy. I saw I saw a pregnant w we were at a wedding and a pregnant woman was just In Europe in Europe. Oh,
okay.
Yeah, and ever just like I'm like, over there. I don't know why. Here she'd be arrested immediately. Over there was just like I'm like okay I was like, okay, maybe one. I'll let I'll let one slide. Yeah,
of course. Have you been to Florida? I've seen pregnant people smoking. Sure. Pregnant women in front of movie theaters.
My mom smoked. I'm fine.
Yeah, you're fine. You look great. What's going on? Why why?
I did zip bound.
Oh, that's the
walking a lot, not eating a lot. That's
all you can do at this age. Just stop eating. You just gotta stop eating. It
doesn't do it for me anymore, which sucks. That's the one thing it took away. I have no like um Comforting thing. Drums, booze, nothing. It's all gone. I'm a live wire. It's bad news. So what do
you do? What do you mean? You're just white knuckling or you want an SSRI of some kind?
I take uh effects or is that an SSRI? Yeah, good. Um, and therapy and meetings and all that stuff. Yeah, it's brutal. It's terrible. It's worse than the addiction, I'm telling you. I know. Sucks. Here's
what I'm thinking. Because I'm fifty and I'm like So am I. I yeah, but I've been c like good for so many years. Like maybe I can just write out the next twenty like this. Just being a dirt bag. You're having heaters and man. What do you what what do you
but this is a little refined. What are we talking about? Is this not bad? I feel like this
is terrible. I feel like this is terrible. What are you doing? Ripping dart? Ripping darts and okay, so here's my Here's here's my thing. I'm up to fifty milligrams of Prozac a day. That's what I have for breakfast. Some coffee.
Very diverse of you. I like it.
Yeah, yeah. And I'm not hungry until noon, which is when up until recently I would order one thin crust Domino Supreme Pizza.
Thin crust from Domino's I respect the choice. Wait, normally Normally
you've been doing that? For a month, and I've been living in my swimming pool ripping darts, that's all I do, and drink wine. I drink white wine and I rip darts in my life. So you
fucking you won life, is what you're saying? What are you talking about? That's like very That's it y I listen, and I haven't seen the pool, but I don't think it's above grounds. No. Saltwater, what do you got? Saltwater? Yeah, saltwater. No, it's
chlorine because apparently there's not a big diff. But hold on, do you think that DeJorno's is trashier than Domino's? I didn't know you were doing
Domino's. I'm okay. So am I. Domino's is it has beat Pizza Hut in the recent years.
Why are the hosts debating which cheese belongs on a burger and how to bag groceries?
P Growing up, Pizza Hut was it, obviously. Pizza Hut ran it.
Yeah.
But now they're fucking Domino's got their shit together. Together, bro.
Okay, maybe but did they do they have a thin crust?
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What do the hosts talk about in the opening greeting and smoking jokes?
0:01–1:11
2
How do they describe Christina’s “divorce diet,” the above‑ground pool, and daily Domino’s pizza habit?
1:11–3:42
3
Why are the hosts debating which cheese belongs on a burger and how to bag groceries?
3:42–7:38
4
What is the discussion about M. Night Shyamalan’s new YouTube channel and why it matters?
7:38–35:38
5
What’s the story behind the taser fights and the Jackass‑style antics?
35:38–46:02
6
How does Christina’s “Garbage Queen” art project evolve and what does she sell?
46:02–54:39
7
What are the best ways to reheat leftover pizza without ruining it?
54:39–1:02:46
8
Why do the hosts keep calling out perverts and how does that tie into the wedding rant?
1:02:46–1:12:09
Speakers
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