Bret Easton Ellis
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Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I never get sick.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I never wash my hands.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I don't use soap.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I don't use shampoo.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I don't use anything.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I don't either.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I don't either.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I just rinse with hot water.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I use all of it.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
And everyone just goes, you're gross.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
That's all they do is they go, ew, gross.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
And I go, why?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
We're not designed to lather up every single day and scrub ourselves down.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
This is something that the Pantene cartel has been selling us.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
That's right.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Big poo.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
We don't need it.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Everything is... Or rinse off?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Everything is hot water.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
I take like a hot rinse.