Bret Easton Ellis

It's pretty much just as you would imagine it.

But kind of...

old like when you see a lot of typewriters yeah and stuff that's big and bulky you know you don't see a lot of ipads up there and it smells like very 1972 like you know when you get into an old car yeah yeah yeah you got a boss mustang no no i don't i don't have an old car i have a friend that has one does it smell like 1972

Can you tell us what you're doing here tonight?

I'm here to host this charity event for the enlisted folks.

I'll give you some of those details in a second, but what are you doing here tonight?

Yeah, seven courses.

Speaking of dinner, what size are you?

What are your dimensions?

You're bigger than Michael Orr, right?

Uh-huh.

A pixie, as you call him.

Yeah.

So how did the whole blindside thing come around?

You must have played ball.

Well, they could turn it down.

So what were you doing exactly when this came about?

And so you'd been involved with acting?

And were most of the roles just sort of based on we need a huge black man?

Well, it's hard not to notice 6'8", 520-some-odd pounds.