Bret Easton Ellis
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Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Right, so back then you were 320, 6'5", or so.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah, definitely.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
And did you go to the prom?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Did you have a prom date?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Oh, you just went stag?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Did you get yourself a boutonniere?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
How does that work where you get the limo and the whole nine yards and you just show up at the prom just looking for sloppy seconds?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Or how does that work?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
The prom.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
The good news is you just slid in under the radar.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Because all you got to do is put a ball cap on and no one recognizes you.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
But you hired, you got yourself a limo.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
You bought a prom bid.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Yeah.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
So you must have been making some money or doing something.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Have you had any jobs that are... When I was in high school, I washed cars.
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Any outfit jobs?
Adam Carolla Show
Bret Easton Ellis + Stacey Dash (Carolla Classics)
Like I used to work at McDonald's.