Brett Cooper

Now, needless to say, the internet loves.

This woman, like everybody is hoping that her casseroles are always warm, that her hair is always perfectly permed.

They love her.

She also said in this testimony that at the time when she was actually married to this man, that the officers were laughing about the music.

They were not taking it seriously, which in the case was one of the nails in the coffin.

And like I said, obviously the comments have been hysterical.

Somebody said, I've never been more jealous of people getting jury duty.

Another person said, I'm not mature enough to be in this courtroom.

I would be held in contempt for laughing hysterically.

Somebody else said, I would literally use my PTO to be on this jury.

Literally.

I would too.

I'm missing out.

I'm watching from the sidelines.

I need to figure out how to get into these courtrooms without being sued myself.

But anyway, guys, back to the story.

Now, you might have assumed, you know, that once Afro Man got sued, once he finished that first album, that he would just focus on the trial.

He would get back to doing his Afro Man thing, whatever that is, living in Ohio, back to business as usual.

But no, because in that week,

leading up to the trial, he didn't just release that one song.