Brett Cooper

Guys, I should have put a disclaimer on this episode.

This is not what you watch around your children because this man is so unhinged.

But I'm genuinely telling you, again, this rivals 50 Cent.

If you thought that 50 Cent trolling Diddy, if you thought that was peak trolling, no, it is Afro Man.

Especially because, thanks to this song, that cop then had to testify about whether his wife was actually sleeping with Afro Man.

But guys, he couldn't give a clear answer about whether that was actually happening or not.

It's so good.

It's just literally so absurd.

Somebody commented and said, having a cop testify under oath that he isn't sure if his wife is effing Afro man is a level of effing with the police previously unknown.

Like this genuinely makes 2020, it makes BLM look like child's play.

Like guys, if you wanted to make a dent, you did not need to be marching in the streets and laundering money.

You should have just been making songs with Afro man.

Anyways, one of the bright spots here, even though I don't even know why I just said that because my cheeks literally hurt because I'm like smiling and laughing so much just because this is already

Anyway, one of the bright spots is that throughout all of this, Afro man's lawyer was truly remarkable.

And the best part is he looks like he was having so much fun.

Like compare what we were about to watch to the other attorney who looked like he was so miserable.

Like he could not believe what his life had just come to, that he had to be reading these lyrics, working with these cops who were just like crying on the stand.

Like this man loves his job.

He realizes that just an absolute genius

That honestly is a masterful defense.