Brett Cooper

All right, so truth time, my friends.

I have to come clean here and show you a photo.

Now, knowing X and the climate on X right now, this might lead to allegations of me being some kind of industry plant.

She's always been a feminist, whatever it is, but I think it'll be funny.

I will enjoy telling you the story.

So look at this photo.

That is me, terrible lighting, terrible wind in the hair.

Whenever like models do photo shoots and they have wind in the hair, it never actually looks like that when a normal person does it.

So yeah, there's the San Francisco breeze running through my hair.

That is me with the first partner of California, Jennifer Siebel Newsome, again at 15 years old.

And to make it even better, here's another photo of us.

Here she is interviewing me on stage.

You can see my photo here.

There's my name.

I know, I know, I know.

Oh, never gonna escape the allegations, but guys, it gets even better.

It really does because I was invited to this event with Jennifer that I will tell you about in a few seconds because as a high schooler, as a teenager, I was involved with Hillary Clinton's female empowerment organization.

Yes, you heard that correctly.

Cue the manosphere melting down about my past transgressions.

Anyway, all right, so story time.