Brett Cooper

a press feud between the Beckham parents, the Beckham son, it's rumors, it's inside sources, it's juicy, and it's also equal parts so freaking stupid.

And it speaks, I think, to our broader culture that just seems to be disregarding family everywhere we look.

So sit back, relax, get yourself a fun little beverage.

I have my Shirley Temple because this story has love, it has betrayal, it has weddings, it has prenup, insecurity, and it reminds me that so often mo' money just creates mo' problems.

Brooklyn Beckham is the oldest son of David Beckham and Victoria Beckham.

He is the golden boy.

You know, he is the non-royal prince of the UK.

You know, there were paparazzis hounding the Beckhams when they walked out of that hospital holding little baby Brooklyn.

I am telling you, it is almost equivalent to, you know, Kate and William walking out with their firstborn son, the heir to the British Empire.

That is basically Brooklyn Beckham.

And this young man, the golden boy,

just did an eight slide notes app story on Instagram saying that he is done with his family once and for all he is choosing his wife over them and apparently it all revolves around their wedding.

Now we are going to dissect the entire thing but again if you have not been following the unraveling of this relationship for the last four years like some people online then let me just like catch you up again just sit tight we are going to get to the current events.

All right so this whole few alleged

Well, obviously now we know that it's a feud, but alleged at the time, it all started back in 2022 over Nicola, which is Brooklyn's wife's, her wedding dress.

And now four years later in 2026, they are still feuding.

They are still talking about this woman's wedding dress.

In this story, like I kind of mentioned in the tease, you are going to see so many similarities between Brooklyn and Nicola and Meghan and Harry, which is hilarious, funnily enough,

A lot of the drama with Harry and Meghan and the whole royal family also started around their weddings.

So maybe the main point here is that everybody needs to chill the F out with the weddings.