Brett Cooper

But it is Friday.

We are doing this episode because the news cycle never sleeps.

And guys, we are also doing this episode because it is just too damn funny to ignore.

Like, Righteous Gemstones could not have written a character as great as Trump's spiritual advisor, Paula White Kane.

Her last name is Kane, which you will see is very, very important.

I'm going to show you in the biblical sense why Kane is the perfect last name for this woman.

Anyway, settle in everybody and let's just set the scene.

Let's start with her most recent clip that has now taken the internet by storm because at a recent White House Easter event, which you will see, I don't think this was supposed to be publicized, but at this recent event, she said this.

And there you have it, folks.

The senior most spiritual advisor of the United States is telling us that Donald Trump is akin to Jesus.

Yes, you heard that correctly.

That is not your boomer aunt posting MAGA AI slop memes on Facebook.

That is the president's senior most spiritual advisor comparing him to Jesus, which honestly, that is like the last thing that Trump needs.

But unfortunately...

As you're going to see, this is one of the more tame things that this woman has said.

But you know, the good thing is, thanks to her, maybe this is the kind of unity that the conservative movement actually needs.

Needless to say, after that video went viral yesterday, people were less than pleased with these remarks.

Like somebody posted this, Jesus scrolling on X being utterly displeased.

Another person posted this, I don't know her.

And then somebody else said, this is beyond disrespectful.