Brett Cooper

And literally guys, my only experience with CPAC in any capacity whatsoever is that four years ago, one of my best friends, one of my bridesmaids, she attended CPAC.

She went to network for her job.

She ended up having her drink spiked and woke up outside of her hotel, like in the grass outside of her hotel.

Like it is a true story.

horrifying story, but yeah, I never went.

I definitely did not go after that was her experience because again, horrifying.

And then on top of that, until this weekend, I did not know what the acronym stood for.

I did not know that it was put on by a super PAC.

Like genuinely, I was living in the dark.

And based on the rest of that article from Vanity Fair, based on the response online from my generation about what they saw at CPAC or did not see because they chose not to go, I do not think I am alone in this feeling.

But I do have to be fair and say that I don't think anyone was as alone as the people actually attending CPAC because my friends, it was so dead.

Just take a look at these videos here.

Here's another one.

It tops everything coming out of Barbie Fest.

It is the best video out of CPAC.

Like, let's just like zoom in here for a moment.

Look at this man.

He's sitting in a sea of empty chairs.

Like it's not even like people have gotten up to leave the event to go get a drink, whatever.

Like the brochures, the programs are unmoved on the chairs.