Brett Cooper

allegedly knew what he was doing was wrong and weird and tried to be better.

It's also a man who allegedly knew that his boss babe wife was allegedly having an affair with her top aide, Corey Lewandowski.

And if you didn't know that little rumor about Kristi Noem, well, now you do.

And allegedly, among many other things, it is a big reason why she was removed from her DHS post last month.

And according to the Daily Mail and Yahoo, their affair is Washington, D.C.

's worst kept secret.

One article said that the pair are practically inseparable and have been spotted grinding on each other at parties and leaving each other's apartments despite the fact that they are both married to other people.

The arrangement has become such a MAGA meme that the DHS secretary was actually mocked for taking her husband to a black tie White House event over the weekend instead of Lewandowski.

That's how you know it's bad.

When people are like, huh, you're actually showing up with your actual husband?

I mean, this is like, it's just ridiculous.

I also want to say that I will never forgive Aaron Sorkin and the West Wing for trying to convince me, for brainwashing me into thinking that the White House being president of the administration is any kind of serious business.

with any kind of class and integrity.

Like, no, we are watching an episode of Veep unfold.

I feel like I say that at least twice a month, but seriously.

And I blame Aaron Sorkin, because I remember watching the West Wing when I was like 15 years old and was like, oh, the prestige of being president, of being in the White House.

Meanwhile, you have 50-year-old married couples grinding on each other at White House events?

Freaks.

Anyway, moving on, to continue this weird story, there was also Blanketgate that happened between Kristi Noem and Corey Lewandowski, where who

Lewandowski literally fired a Coast Guard pilot after he misplaced Kristi Noem's favorite blanket on one of their planes, but then they actually rehired him just moments later because there was nobody else available to fly them home.