Brett Cooper

This is too much.

to handle.

Now, all jokes aside, like I said at the beginning, like the main point that I do want to make throughout this episode is that this whole thing is just incredibly sad.

And I can see it from plenty of different angles.

Like I wrote down a couple of different thoughts that I had, like from one POV, like maybe he has these weird, you know, sex kinks, these weird fetishes.

Sure.

But there is a chance that

This all was propelled by the fact that his wife was allegedly having an affair off in DC.

So he needed something to occupy his time.

I don't know.

Or maybe she was cheating on him because he was actually gay and maybe they were not actually cheating, but they just had some kind of open arrangement because she was telling that to reporters.

I don't know.

Or maybe, and this is actually my first thought, but you know, you have this husband and he's back at home in South Dakota.

He's running his insurance business.

He's running her family's farm that he took over after her father died.

Meanwhile, his high school sweetheart,

The mother of his children, you know, jet sets off to Washington, D.C.

She gets the MAGA Mar-a-Lago makeover with the silicone and the Botox and all the stuff.

She starts sleeping with a staffer, allegedly.

Allegedly, she's sleeping with a staffer.