Brett Myselis

They came Wednesday.

They didn't come on Mother's Day.

I definitely like 1000% checked mothers on Sunday and usually like, hey, these will have to be delivered Saturday because of the week.

And so I said, okay, agreed to all of that.

All of a sudden I get a text from mom on Wednesday like, hey, thanks so much for the flowers.

I'm like, where did the flowers come today?

Worst of all, I'm a big like emotive emoji guy.

I like to do like the slash and the three icon to do a heart.

That's big for my texting.

and when i did this i guess there was no special characters sort of allowed so it just said i love you so much mom thank you for everything uh love jordan and i did the the slash you know heart thing but they didn't do the slash so it just said three so it said love you so much jordan three and it was a very i got let me let me just say this jordan yeah i don't think it's an issue if the gift comes early i think i think gift gift arriving early no problem whatsoever and

I wouldn't want to be the guy.

Trump is just such a fraud, too.

It's so obvious for many reasons.

But it's not called spring training in the NFL.

If you even know sports just a little bit at the NFL, it's OTAs.

I know that's really technical here, but it just goes to show you his absolute brain rot.

And then with Kurt Cignetti right next to him, he wasn't

like joking for our audio listeners, like, who's Kurt?

Where's Kurt?

Kurt was literally standing four inches from him on his left-hand side, and he has no idea where the guy is.