Brett

But he wouldn't know about that because, I mean, she wrote the letter to his aunt, so it's all fine.

You got to imagine that was a shock.

Dude just hanging out the front door, you know, just people checking in.

Hey, I need an officer and my cat's in a tree.

Hey, I need an officer.

You know, somebody broke into my house.

Hey, I killed my wife and stuffed her down the drain.

Okay, well, that's different.

That is suddenly interesting, at least.

You know how sometimes you guys ask us,

How do you know somebody's telling the truth?

They tell you a story and they testify and they confess or whatever.

How do you know if they're telling the truth?

I mean, this is a story that if you told it to Jesse Miskelly, he'd be like, that's not what happened.

And, you know, I mean, let's just just walking through this.

Right.

He just happened.

I know sometimes I go down to Starbucks, get my coffee, maybe a scone, put it on the day.

Some random guy in line's like, hey, you need some abortion pills?

Because I got some.