Brian Batko

It's got to go.

It's got to go soon.

It's getting too itchy, too unwieldy.

It's going to be leaving very soon.

Let's get one last look at it, guys.

Kiesel, Harden, those are definitely two of the best beards, I guess, in sports history, right?

Any obvious ones come to mind that we're missing?

How about Brian Wilson, the Giants closer?

Remember his?

Well, I was just going to say, I don't have any dating advice for Austin, but I have a date tonight with an old flame.

We look to recapture the magic.

We want to rekindle what we once had.

And I'm talking about college basketball, Bob.

I'm going to Pitt Duke tonight.

And I used to go all the time.

and I used to be a huge college basketball fan.

I actually grew up liking both of these teams.

I like Duke because of Grant Hill, but the sport has lost a lot of luster over the years, I think, but I'm going to go tonight, 9 PM tip off.

I'm going to regret it tomorrow morning when the kids get up at 6 AM, but I want to see this Duke team coming in here.

And that's kind of the reason that I can get up to, to drive to Oakland at that time of night.