Brian David Suder

Like one of my mentors said, dude,

you have to move every three to six months.

This is kind of pre-internet, but you move every three to six months, they can't keep up with you.

And when you have students, you just have all the bills in one of the students' names that's completely removed from that.

So you go, boom.

So every semester, you can move.

Every semester, boom, boom, boom, boom.

So I use the student variable for that, even phones.

So I would constantly buy phones for students and buy myself one in their name.

Boom, another phone, another phone.

Break it, break it, break it.

Even though I wasn't talking on the phone, there were emergency calls you got to take at certain points.

And then boom, you got to go meet with them.

So I wanted to do everything I can to mitigate phone calls.

And then I think the next step we should get into is the spirituality of criminal.

Yeah, I'd love to talk about that.

No, no, no.

So what I did is I implemented certain elements of the...

the Ten Commandments.

I grew up Catholic.