Brian Gray

But then I was watching the men's qualifying luge where they go down with their feet first.

Yes.

And there was an American.

It's all scary.

You have to crash sometimes, right?

You have to.

Okay.

Two sports that I just cannot get – two tracks that I – where multiple events happen where I just can't get it out is the downhill slalom.

The one – the speed slalom.

Where they are going 80 miles per hour.

No, no, no, no.

Okay.

The ones where they're going – oh, the downhill XP is what they call it.

Where they are going in and out of the gates.

We have no fucking clue what we're talking about.

That thing.

You know, someone on two skis, the things that Lindsey Vonn does.

Two skis, straight downhill, 70 degree angle, 100 miles per hour, going in and out of the gates.

There was one day when I was watching, like the women's qualifying.

When of the 10 women that I watched, six of them crashed because the course was so fast and it was so unmanageable that they were going 80 miles per hour crashing, like just flying downhill and then bones upon bones just flying all over the place.