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Brian Green

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Not first row, because those are expensive seats.

And no one really wants to sit in the first row at a comedy show anyway.

You don't want a podcaster in the first row.

If you'll notice, Ari Shaffir, Tom Popp, all these comics that we've gone and seen, we don't get first row tickets.

I think not because they wouldn't like to give us first or second row tickets, but because it could be the worst possible thing in the world to have a chatty fucking podcaster get involved in your crowd work.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Who's going to out joke who?

Because Mr. Comedy Podcaster over there with 900 episodes.

898 of which aren't funny, thinks he's going to take my show.

I would make the same move also.

Don't give them the really good tickets.

Give them the pretty good tickets.

But Sal gave us really good tickets.

Just not like front row tickets.