Brian Green
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Podcast Appearances
I can't remember laughing this hard at the live show.
him up now you have to look him up he was so good weird looking dude he said that at thanksgiving his little nephew said you have a baby's face on an old head and it's true that's a perfect description of him perfect description at least he has a baby face he said what's that at least he has a baby face at least he has a baby face i don't want to do his jokes because it's really funny if you go see him but one of the jokes he told is he goes i'm not into politics i hate politics it drives us crazy we're all divided
And he goes, but I met a kid the other day.
And trust me, this was not an anti-Trump roast whatsoever.
But he said, I was in the Jersey Turnpike and I went to go take a piss.
And he goes, and some kid like, you know, knocked into me.
And he goes, and this kid was probably 250 pounds, six years old, wearing Trump gear from it.
He's like, if Cartman was a human being, this would have been the kid.
He goes, I've never hated someone so much in my life.
But the way he described it, it was just like, this guy is good.