Brian Green

I don't know the exact name of it, but he sent it in.

I was feeling nauseous for days afterwards and I couldn't eat anything because my stomach was so bad.

I didn't want to eat anything.

It was like super crackers, maybe.

Sprite.

Yeah, the soda crackers.

I don't know what God's gift to sick people is saltines.

Yeah, I swear to God it is.

You never eat them.

I mean, sometimes I eat them on occasion if I eat like a quick snack.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But when you're sick, it's the only thing that you can eat is like ginger ale, Sprite and soda crackers.

Those three things seem to, I don't know, they bypass the vomit section of your stomach or something.

They have some magic that they work.

Then they allow the food to sit in your stomach for more than three minutes.

But anyway, this guy calls in this prescription.

And he called it in on Saturday night.

I didn't manage to get it till Sunday.

So now I'm sick all day, all late night on Friday, all day on Saturday.

The pharmacy closes without filling the prescription.