Brian Keating

Nobody.

I want them to be... They're your replacement.

Exactly.

They're your ticket to the afterlife in reality, spirituality, and ideologically.

I think that's... What other gift could you have?

And by the way, I like to say, for people that don't have kids, a lot of my friends don't have kids, I'm sure...

you know, the same number of people.

You don't have to have kids yourself.

A, you can adopt.

B, you can be a mentor.

You know, it's a shame the Catholic Church and Michael Jackson have given, like, a real bad name to, like, men mentoring younger kids.

I think that's... I think it's a tragedy, because I think what you need is more biological fathers and more ideological fathers.

And you can be both, but you don't have to be both.

So one of the places I built a telescope is at the South Pole, Antarctica.

And I think that means I've been on a Navy base that you haven't been on.

And I've probably been on a plane.

The only ways I can say that I've done something Sean Ryan hasn't done is...

I might have been on a plane you've never been on in the military, an LC-130 cargo plane.

So it's a ski-equipped cargo plane.

The US doesn't export it.