Brian McFadden (clip voice)

And finally, our resident straight shooter, Superstar USA producer, Briggs.

And finally, our resident straight shooter, Superstar USA producer, Briggs.

Ooh, tough guy. He's the Simon Cowell of the group.

Ooh, tough guy. He's the Simon Cowell of the group.

Ooh, tough guy. He's the Simon Cowell of the group.

Number one, how to look unimpressed and completely bored by all the good singers.

Number one, how to look unimpressed and completely bored by all the good singers.

Number one, how to look unimpressed and completely bored by all the good singers.

And challenge number two, how to heap praise on bad singers while keeping a straight face.

And challenge number two, how to heap praise on bad singers while keeping a straight face.

And challenge number two, how to heap praise on bad singers while keeping a straight face.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

And once the audition process is completed, the 12 worst singers will face off in Hollywood for their shot at fame and fortune. And the hoax gets even bigger when they're given the superstar treatment. They'll receive image enhancement.

And once the audition process is completed, the 12 worst singers will face off in Hollywood for their shot at fame and fortune. And the hoax gets even bigger when they're given the superstar treatment. They'll receive image enhancement.

And once the audition process is completed, the 12 worst singers will face off in Hollywood for their shot at fame and fortune. And the hoax gets even bigger when they're given the superstar treatment. They'll receive image enhancement.

Learn dance moves. Face the media. And shop for expensive cars and multi-million dollar homes. Why? Why? What?

Learn dance moves. Face the media. And shop for expensive cars and multi-million dollar homes. Why? Why? What?

Learn dance moves. Face the media. And shop for expensive cars and multi-million dollar homes. Why? Why? What?