Brian Phillips

Marrow had gone up for the IT job mostly because it wouldn't be all that much work compared to the mailroom under its new leadership. Now he realized that he had to avoid even the small amount of work that was expected of him at all costs.

Marrow had gone up for the IT job mostly because it wouldn't be all that much work compared to the mailroom under its new leadership. Now he realized that he had to avoid even the small amount of work that was expected of him at all costs.

Marrow had gone up for the IT job mostly because it wouldn't be all that much work compared to the mailroom under its new leadership. Now he realized that he had to avoid even the small amount of work that was expected of him at all costs.

He told his coworkers, hey, you know what? You go up and take care of this operating system crash. Which, he'd add, I could totally do, by the way. But because I'm so nice, I'll stay here and fill out all the paperwork so you don't have to do it.

He told his coworkers, hey, you know what? You go up and take care of this operating system crash. Which, he'd add, I could totally do, by the way. But because I'm so nice, I'll stay here and fill out all the paperwork so you don't have to do it.

He told his coworkers, hey, you know what? You go up and take care of this operating system crash. Which, he'd add, I could totally do, by the way. But because I'm so nice, I'll stay here and fill out all the paperwork so you don't have to do it.

If his coworkers complained, he'd just point out that at the time, he was smoking a lot of weed at work, and he probably shouldn't be wandering through the hallways on his own.

If his coworkers complained, he'd just point out that at the time, he was smoking a lot of weed at work, and he probably shouldn't be wandering through the hallways on his own.

If his coworkers complained, he'd just point out that at the time, he was smoking a lot of weed at work, and he probably shouldn't be wandering through the hallways on his own.

Marrow, like Icarus himself, had gotten way too high.

Marrow, like Icarus himself, had gotten way too high.

Marrow, like Icarus himself, had gotten way too high.

I bet all the other tech guys loved you because, like, nobody wants to do the paperwork. Nobody, bro.

I bet all the other tech guys loved you because, like, nobody wants to do the paperwork. Nobody, bro.

I bet all the other tech guys loved you because, like, nobody wants to do the paperwork. Nobody, bro.

Yeah, fuck that. You're like, yeah, we changed out the warp crystals on the dilithium drive. Yeah. Yeah, yo. Got some new photon torpedoes in the modem. Man, wait.

Yeah, fuck that. You're like, yeah, we changed out the warp crystals on the dilithium drive. Yeah. Yeah, yo. Got some new photon torpedoes in the modem. Man, wait.

Yeah, fuck that. You're like, yeah, we changed out the warp crystals on the dilithium drive. Yeah. Yeah, yo. Got some new photon torpedoes in the modem. Man, wait.

They could still be there. They could, you know, under a different name. Well, maybe not at Lehman Brothers, but somewhere.

They could still be there. They could, you know, under a different name. Well, maybe not at Lehman Brothers, but somewhere.