Brian Regan

And then I realized.

Oh, yes.

Remember my proclamation.

One segment of society is getting slower, fatter, dumber, more buried into their screens, more buried in orange chicken goo, more literally covered in orange goo and staring at their phone.

And the other group.

Sadly, smaller group who's going to pay for all the fucking medical care that this group is going to is going to need one day.

This group is spending their day at Nick Offerman's woodshop learning how to do a mortise and tenon joint and then at night hanging out at the dojo and rolling around with Joe Rogan.

That's that's going to be the new world order.

There's more dojos.

You're going to find more dojos, more octagons, more woodworking, more do it yourself, more bare knuckle fighting, more tough mutters, more all of more dudes and beards like in boots, like fighting and stuff and in putting wood together and then more orange goo and TV screens on the other side.

was not seeing the whole movie.

I would feel bad.

I know.

I got a problem with man boobs.

Yeah.

Yes.

Although, speaking of meatloaf, I got a little shot of yours on the way in.

Well, there's two good things about me.

A, I'm the boss.

B, I don't care about germs.