Brian Regan

Because we used to live in a society that would play by the rules and you could just put the plastic pumpkin out front, fill it full of mini Abba Zabba bars and Skittles and whatnot and say, please limit to one candy.

Young Halloween goers were out of town.

So just grab the one now.

We live in a society where the thing gets capsized into the person's pillowcase and then they defecate into the fucking thing.

And then later on, the next person that comes along and sees that the first kid defecated into the plastic jack-o'-lantern sues the homeowner.

And then the lawyer says, just settle.

It's just going to be so much easier.

You don't want all the bad publicity.

That's the society we've crafted.

So we can no longer say, well, you can fly with your dog, but only if you really need it.

That will not work.

Because we're destroyed as a society.

There should be nothing you get online from a doctor.

Right?

Like, hey, I'd like to smoke pot 24-7.

Okay, let me just fill out this quick thing and I'll give you a bushel of weed.

Go to your printer.

Next thing you know, you're smoking pot.

Yeah.

I don't know how much can get done with a doctor without ever seeing the doctor.