Brian Regan

Or memorize them.

Why don't you have them up here? Yeah. You can say them without having to look.

Why don't you have them up here? Yeah. You can say them without having to look.

Why don't you have them up here? Yeah. You can say them without having to look.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I remember seeing a guy years ago. This is about turning the back on the audience. He would walk on stage with a big boom box, right, and put it on the stool behind him. Oh, God, here we go.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I remember seeing a guy years ago. This is about turning the back on the audience. He would walk on stage with a big boom box, right, and put it on the stool behind him. Oh, God, here we go.

Yeah, I couldn't believe it. I remember seeing a guy years ago. This is about turning the back on the audience. He would walk on stage with a big boom box, right, and put it on the stool behind him. Oh, God, here we go.

Well, you think he's going to play music. He was just taping his own act. That was his tape recorder.

Well, you think he's going to play music. He was just taping his own act. That was his tape recorder.

Well, you think he's going to play music. He was just taping his own act. That was his tape recorder.

So, you know, the little front part that comes out, he'd have a cassette in there.

So, you know, the little front part that comes out, he'd have a cassette in there.

So, you know, the little front part that comes out, he'd have a cassette in there.

That's hilarious. This is in the 80s. Okay. It's at the comic strip in Portland. The sister club of the one in New York. So we'd go on stage, put this big giant boom box down, press play and record, turn around, do his act. He had to do more than a half, you know, he had to do 45 minutes. Sure. He never referred to it.

That's hilarious. This is in the 80s. Okay. It's at the comic strip in Portland. The sister club of the one in New York. So we'd go on stage, put this big giant boom box down, press play and record, turn around, do his act. He had to do more than a half, you know, he had to do 45 minutes. Sure. He never referred to it.

That's hilarious. This is in the 80s. Okay. It's at the comic strip in Portland. The sister club of the one in New York. So we'd go on stage, put this big giant boom box down, press play and record, turn around, do his act. He had to do more than a half, you know, he had to do 45 minutes. Sure. He never referred to it.

At the 30-minute mark, I don't know how he knew, he would stop, turn around, because the tape was only 30 minutes.

At the 30-minute mark, I don't know how he knew, he would stop, turn around, because the tape was only 30 minutes.

At the 30-minute mark, I don't know how he knew, he would stop, turn around, because the tape was only 30 minutes.

He'd eject it. He'd undo it and flip it, put it back in, press play and record, turn back around and finish his act, and never mention what he did or that that was behind him. That's hilarious.