Brian Regan

You know that Pawn Stars thing? Yeah. You know that they just pumped that guy with all that knowledge, information. Nobody knows all that stuff off the top of their head. I know, right? You know, they're handing him like a sword. Yes. And he's like, you know, this is a 1907 sword. It was used in France. Exactly. You don't know that off the top of your head. He knows everything.

He memorized his little thing.

He memorized his little thing.

He memorized his little thing.

One thing. Apparently, people enjoy television-wise that I don't enjoy at all is watching the bartering. I don't know why.

One thing. Apparently, people enjoy television-wise that I don't enjoy at all is watching the bartering. I don't know why.

One thing. Apparently, people enjoy television-wise that I don't enjoy at all is watching the bartering. I don't know why.

You watch a guy go, I'll give you $2,000. No, no, no. I want $5,000. All right. I'll give you $2,500. No, I want $4,000. What kind of television is this? I'll give you $3,000. No, how about $3,700? $3,700. I'm on the edge of my seat. How about $3,200? I love it.

You watch a guy go, I'll give you $2,000. No, no, no. I want $5,000. All right. I'll give you $2,500. No, I want $4,000. What kind of television is this? I'll give you $3,000. No, how about $3,700? $3,700. I'm on the edge of my seat. How about $3,200? I love it.

You watch a guy go, I'll give you $2,000. No, no, no. I want $5,000. All right. I'll give you $2,500. No, I want $4,000. What kind of television is this? I'll give you $3,000. No, how about $3,700? $3,700. I'm on the edge of my seat. How about $3,200? I love it.

Why is anybody watching this?

Why is anybody watching this?

Why is anybody watching this?

I can't read anymore, man. It's hard. I can read, but I just – there's so much that you can just watch that it's hard for me – To sit down and read. My attention span, it's so challenging.

I can't read anymore, man. It's hard. I can read, but I just – there's so much that you can just watch that it's hard for me – To sit down and read. My attention span, it's so challenging.

I can't read anymore, man. It's hard. I can read, but I just – there's so much that you can just watch that it's hard for me – To sit down and read. My attention span, it's so challenging.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

I'm on a flight one time. Guy next to me has a Sunday newspaper. You know how big that is, right? He's got the whole giant thing. He's working his way through it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm over here with my headphones on. I have nothing in front of me. He finishes his newspaper and goes, here, I thought you'd like to read the paper. Whoa. And I said, thank you.