Brian Regan

Yeah, totally.

Yeah, totally.

I'm on a flight one time. Guy next to me has a Sunday newspaper. You know how big that is, right? He's got the whole giant thing. He's working his way through it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm over here with my headphones on. I have nothing in front of me. He finishes his newspaper and goes, here, I thought you'd like to read the paper. Whoa. And I said, thank you.

I'm on a flight one time. Guy next to me has a Sunday newspaper. You know how big that is, right? He's got the whole giant thing. He's working his way through it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm over here with my headphones on. I have nothing in front of me. He finishes his newspaper and goes, here, I thought you'd like to read the paper. Whoa. And I said, thank you.

I'm on a flight one time. Guy next to me has a Sunday newspaper. You know how big that is, right? He's got the whole giant thing. He's working his way through it. Boom, boom, boom, boom. I'm over here with my headphones on. I have nothing in front of me. He finishes his newspaper and goes, here, I thought you'd like to read the paper. Whoa. And I said, thank you.

realizing he was giving me his trash. And I fell for it. And now I've got this big, giant, stupid newspaper all over my lap. I didn't want to read any of it. Of course. And I went, this guy played me, man. All I had to do was go, no, thank you. Yeah. You keep your stupid newspaper. Wow.

realizing he was giving me his trash. And I fell for it. And now I've got this big, giant, stupid newspaper all over my lap. I didn't want to read any of it. Of course. And I went, this guy played me, man. All I had to do was go, no, thank you. Yeah. You keep your stupid newspaper. Wow.

realizing he was giving me his trash. And I fell for it. And now I've got this big, giant, stupid newspaper all over my lap. I didn't want to read any of it. Of course. And I went, this guy played me, man. All I had to do was go, no, thank you. Yeah. You keep your stupid newspaper. Wow.

And I had to pretend to read it for a while.

And I had to pretend to read it for a while.

And I had to pretend to read it for a while.

Oh, wow. Did you see that part?

Oh, wow. Did you see that part?

Oh, wow. Did you see that part?

I should have stuffed it in his flap.

I should have stuffed it in his flap.

I should have stuffed it in his flap.

What would your last emoji be? Like, if you knew you were dying, I assume they have a tombstone or something. Yeah. Yeah, true. And so instead of your final words, you have your final- Tweet. Your final tweet.

What would your last emoji be? Like, if you knew you were dying, I assume they have a tombstone or something. Yeah. Yeah, true. And so instead of your final words, you have your final- Tweet. Your final tweet.

What would your last emoji be? Like, if you knew you were dying, I assume they have a tombstone or something. Yeah. Yeah, true. And so instead of your final words, you have your final- Tweet. Your final tweet.