Brian Regan

Mindless.

Things that take zero money.

The essence of Christmas is really no money.

It's doing all these activities.

I mean, back in the day, it was go cut down a tree, bring it in, put it here, string some popcorn, make some gingerbread cookies.

In a weird way, your poverty has forced you to embrace life on a more visceral level.

And as a rich man who's dripping in white privilege, I can't enjoy that.

Thank you.

And enjoy your Tommy John's as well.

We'll send you out a chub pack of that.

I did it.

And I do mean it.

There's a part where if you're constantly thinking...

I want this, but I can't afford this, then you'll constantly be in this purgatory of, if I just had some money, then I would be happy.

If you can get to the position where you can drive whatever car you want or live in a big, nice house.

Only then do you really get the perspective of, I'm still, it makes no difference.

And the funnest thing in the world is having the Siri behind me and having the dance party, rock and roll dance party with my son last Sunday night.

And I'm like, I'm playing you five kick-ass Deep Purple songs in a row and just yelling at that.

And then at some point, my daughter running in and yelling at Drake, at Siri.

And then I'm yelling, no.