Brian Regan

And now, in today's world, who knows if they're recording it.

So what is worse, then?

The person who sits alone next to you and you think, well, this person's listening to every word I'm saying.

Or the couple that sits next to you but refuses to talk to each other.

Like you're sitting there and you're having these stupid things like you're yelling at my wife.

We should fire the nanny.

Come on, man.

That's just bullshit.

The kids are too old.

And then you look to your side and there's just two people sitting there.

They're just sitting there.

Yeah, like, of course, now there's two people listening to what we're saying.

If you guys would get in your own heated, you know, are you kidding me?

You know, Peyton Manning's held a lot.

Statistically, not Tom Brady, but come on.

Like, if that's what you're having, then you're having your own thing.

Who's worse, single person or couple that won't talk?

And all the shit we talk about this person –

The greatest moment of my restaurant-going life was because I was sitting with a couple.

Danny Two Sheets was one of them.