Brian
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My goals are to have 26 inch pythons.
OK, that's never going to happen for me unless I start roiding up.
Not sure I have time for that today.
I am going to work out today.
And I'm like, holy fucking shit.
They got me on the premium program because of the fucking tanning bed.
Now they got everybody in the gym staring at me so that they can watch how bad my form is and make sure that everyone in the gym tells me that.
It's a campaign of embarrassment.
It's a war of attrition and I refuse to attrit or whatever fucking you say.
So I go, okay, listen, Jenny, I don't know if I can do that today.
I'm trying to, and I say to her, I go, I'm trying to be.
My jam is continue to watch shitty television like I do at home, but just on a treadmill.
And so, and she goes, she goes, okay, I got it.
I might be out of town next week.