Brian

It doesn't sound any better.

There's no way with the words that you chose for this.

Anyway, this one goes out to two tremendously large pieces of shit on this fucking planet.

Andy Ogles and Jake Lang.

Both of them.

Oh, they are.

Tremendously large pieces of shit.

And they both need to get fucked expeditiously.

Because if you missed it, Andy Ogles put out a tweet this morning.

Congressman.

A sitting congressman, by the way.

said that Muslims should not be allowed in America, that we couldn't coexist with them.

And Jake Lang took a goat in a U-Haul to outside of the mayoral mansion in New York City and pantomimed fucking it, implying that, of course, Muslims have sex with goats.

He's a neo-Nazi.

Yeah, he's the same guy that...

you know protesters in minnesota literally saved his life because people wanted to fuck him up and they literally got him out saved his fucking life and then he does this yeah great and so uh same same same guy by the way who made destroying things look like the least masculine thing possible because he kicked down the abolished ice sculpture and that was him it was him yeah it was like god damn dude the

You could at least put a little ass into that.

You know, he's huffing and boots are squeaking and his pants creep.

Absolutely feckless, spineless fuck.

Just a loser.