Brian

Yes, I wanted to look like the dad you'd avoid at every baseball game ever.

Yes, I wanted to look like the dad you'd avoid at every baseball game ever.

So I'm going to adjust the camera a little bit. To no where. We're going to... He's going to take them off.

So I'm going to adjust the camera a little bit. To no where. We're going to... He's going to take them off.

I would think you can probably produce a... Oh, yeah, we'll make someone. I mean, I'm a Giants fan, so someone like JPP Sands blowing their fingers off, but, you know, well, okay, maybe they might blow their fingers off. Hopefully not. I think you know more about gun safety than that. I do. Do you know that story? Okay, well, yeah. No fireworks, dude. He was playing with fireworks.

I would think you can probably produce a... Oh, yeah, we'll make someone. I mean, I'm a Giants fan, so someone like JPP Sands blowing their fingers off, but, you know, well, okay, maybe they might blow their fingers off. Hopefully not. I think you know more about gun safety than that. I do. Do you know that story? Okay, well, yeah. No fireworks, dude. He was playing with fireworks.

Oh, it was fireworks? Yeah, he was playing with fireworks on July 4th, and he blew his fingers off like an idiot, and he had to wear a glove on his arm, and it looked cool, but, I mean, he still blew his fingers off.

Oh, it was fireworks? Yeah, he was playing with fireworks on July 4th, and he blew his fingers off like an idiot, and he had to wear a glove on his arm, and it looked cool, but, I mean, he still blew his fingers off.

I was bow hunting early season. Late September, first week of October. And it was...

I was bow hunting early season. Late September, first week of October. And it was...

Anyway, tell us the story. Yeah, so with Pennsylvania, bow hunting starts earlier than rifle hunting. And for the area that I'm in, that's around September. And you get out early. Before that, you do all this scouting and stuff. And this was a tiny little game land that was kind of...

Anyway, tell us the story. Yeah, so with Pennsylvania, bow hunting starts earlier than rifle hunting. And for the area that I'm in, that's around September. And you get out early. Before that, you do all this scouting and stuff. And this was a tiny little game land that was kind of...

orphaned in the middle of a lot of suburbia and i'm like i'm gonna go check this out this will be cool um rifle hunting on the other hand does start in november uh it's like basically uh what is it uh thanksgiving the weekend of thanksgiving kicks off two weeks of rifle rifle hunting and then is this because the deer have fattened up from thanksgiving yes and it's like peak rut so you're getting some really some horny deer really horny bucks okay that seems rude

orphaned in the middle of a lot of suburbia and i'm like i'm gonna go check this out this will be cool um rifle hunting on the other hand does start in november uh it's like basically uh what is it uh thanksgiving the weekend of thanksgiving kicks off two weeks of rifle rifle hunting and then is this because the deer have fattened up from thanksgiving yes and it's like peak rut so you're getting some really some horny deer really horny bucks okay that seems rude

Seems a little rude when they think about it. And we chat and I tried to build a rapport with him because it's nice to know just in case of a safety incident, there's someone else out there. And I start my hike down this straight road to the back of the game land because it's a big square. And I wanted to get in the back left corner. That's a great spot. No one will be around me.

Seems a little rude when they think about it. And we chat and I tried to build a rapport with him because it's nice to know just in case of a safety incident, there's someone else out there. And I start my hike down this straight road to the back of the game land because it's a big square. And I wanted to get in the back left corner. That's a great spot. No one will be around me.

Well, I start my walk, and, you know, it's misting. I got my headlamp on. I got my Home Depot bucket that I was going to sit on for the whole time, which is the cheapest and most affordable way because I don't want to fall out of a tree stand. And I start walking all the way back, and on my left side, I see these two yellow eyes in a tree row. And I'm like, oh. That's a raccoon. That's awesome.

Well, I start my walk, and, you know, it's misting. I got my headlamp on. I got my Home Depot bucket that I was going to sit on for the whole time, which is the cheapest and most affordable way because I don't want to fall out of a tree stand. And I start walking all the way back, and on my left side, I see these two yellow eyes in a tree row. And I'm like, oh. That's a raccoon. That's awesome.

That's so cool. Maybe it's a deer. I'll maybe get a snort or two if it's a deer. And I kind of stop and look at it, and it doesn't blink. It doesn't move. It doesn't do anything. I'm like, all right, I'll just shove on, time to move it, move it along, get to my spot. And in an instant of me turning my head, it is now...

That's so cool. Maybe it's a deer. I'll maybe get a snort or two if it's a deer. And I kind of stop and look at it, and it doesn't blink. It doesn't move. It doesn't do anything. I'm like, all right, I'll just shove on, time to move it, move it along, get to my spot. And in an instant of me turning my head, it is now...