Brian
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How many four-year-olds does it take to take you down after ten child waves with a ten-year-old as a boss after five waves? So that's the thing, or they aren't.
How many four-year-olds does it take to take you down after ten child waves with a ten-year-old as a boss after five waves? So that's the thing, or they aren't.
You can probably take even more. We update those to 7-year-olds and then we do a 12-year-old as a boss.
You can probably take even more. We update those to 7-year-olds and then we do a 12-year-old as a boss.
But, you know, seven-year-olds, if they can grab onto your arms, if they weigh you down... It would be, like, there will be a number. Like, it isn't like you can do this to infinity.
But, you know, seven-year-olds, if they can grab onto your arms, if they weigh you down... It would be, like, there will be a number. Like, it isn't like you can do this to infinity.
Yeah, you gotta remember, too, there's going to be, like, seven-year-old girls and maybe even a 12-year-old girl, and they might be so... They might have the meanness... And by that point, you're going to say something that would really hurt your feelings. That's probably what's going to take me down, is like a mean comment from a 12-year-old girl. Oh, stop that. Not bad.
Yeah, you gotta remember, too, there's going to be, like, seven-year-old girls and maybe even a 12-year-old girl, and they might be so... They might have the meanness... And by that point, you're going to say something that would really hurt your feelings. That's probably what's going to take me down, is like a mean comment from a 12-year-old girl. Oh, stop that. Not bad.
That's such a weird skill to have nowadays.
That's such a weird skill to have nowadays.
Whoa, guys.
Whoa, guys.
His name was Kevin. I would not have picked that to be the neo-Nazi name. You wouldn't, but no.
His name was Kevin. I would not have picked that to be the neo-Nazi name. You wouldn't, but no.
This is big action. Fights are dumb. Fights are dumb in public places. Don't get in fights for no good reason, because as soon as someone hits the pavement... And your fight's in private places. Private places, that's up to you.
This is big action. Fights are dumb. Fights are dumb in public places. Don't get in fights for no good reason, because as soon as someone hits the pavement... And your fight's in private places. Private places, that's up to you.
But still, like, also, as a big guy, to all those out there who are at the bar who are like, you know what I really want to do after, like, five drinks is fight the big guy. Can you please stop, man? It's exhausting. I'm not trying to fight. I'm here with my family.
But still, like, also, as a big guy, to all those out there who are at the bar who are like, you know what I really want to do after, like, five drinks is fight the big guy. Can you please stop, man? It's exhausting. I'm not trying to fight. I'm here with my family.
Yeah.
Yeah.