Brian
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Podcast Appearances
I'm going to cover this shit.
Because my cousin's going to do a 180.
It's going to be me gleefully describing the hell that these people are going through.
You can get happy.
No, I'll still be telling them to get fucked.
But only this time, get fucked in prison.
Get to fucking work.
They should.
I'm going to need a Costco-sized Xanax prescription for the 2028 election cycle.
Oh, my God.
Not me, though.
Only you guys.
I'll get a pre-workout subscription.
Sponsored by Big Pharma and Jim Beam.
I don't know why we're here, but I'll give you my prediction for the future.
Let's hear it.
He's going to tank another 3%.
He's going to wave his arms, say we won, we're done, regime change is done, and then leave.